Chapter 81: Strange Magic
"Hali braised duck ......"
On the edge of the big river outside Jiangcheng, a man dressed in strange black clothes held aloft a magic weapon made of two wooden sticks in his hand, and chanted a strange incantation in his mouth.
If you look closely, most people can be shocked. The man who was doing the strange maneuver was a monster with blond hair and green eyes, not only tall in size, but also with a nose like an awl.
When I first saw them, many people were scared and weakened.
But later, I saw that this benevolent brother was quite polite, and although he spoke with a strange accent, he could barely hear it clearly.
The man was standing on the Linjiang Pavilion funded by Prince Le, dancing and not knowing what he was doing.
"I said, the golden retriever...... Is it going to work? β
Lord Le sat on another makeshift platform, frowning at the scene that was happening in the pavilion.
"Lord Wang, don't worry, this ...... As the saying goes, foreign monks are good at chanting. Don't look at that person's strange appearance, people came across the ocean to come to my Daqi......"
The housekeeper was accompanied by a smiling face, but he actually didn't know the bottom of his heart. But this golden retriever, who claimed to be a foreigner, gave him a lot of benefits, so he naturally said a few more good words in front of Lord Le.
"A monk from outside...... You said before, where did this guy come from? β
Lord Le rubbed his forehead, he didn't expect that his gold reward really summoned all kinds of bulls, ghosts, snakes and gods on the rivers and lakes.
These days, the reincarnation of immortals and Buddhas who claim to be enlightened is not new. Some people say that they are actually visitors from outside the world, from some star. There are also some people who are even more strange, all of them don't look like people but like monsters.
He didn't actually expect these people to actually catch the youkai, but as the saying goes, everyone gathers firewood and the flame is high, so he thought they could help more or less. didn't expect this group of wastes to be compared with the second sect of Buddhism and Xia Zhicicada, so they really scolded them for being sorry for the word waste.
These days, when Xia Zhician and others were looking for clues, these people were thinking about how to get on the big tree of King Le and take the opportunity to become rich.
Lord Le was also idle, so he called out all these people who were eating idle meals, and showed the spell here in Linjiang Pavilion, if he had the ability, he would stay, and if he didn't have the ability, he would just come to cheat and cheat and drink, so get out of the house as soon as possible.
"Hali braised duck!"
The foreigner with the golden retriever jumped and jumped, but his mouth was chattering for a long time, that is, pears and ducks. Is he an exorcist or a peddler?
"This mage, he's from far, far away to the west. It seems that I didn't know what happened when I went to sea by boat, and the wind blew to our Daqi, and no one could understand what he said at first, but after ten years, I was finally able to say a few words. β
Lord Le nodded, he knew that Daqi's sea team had also crossed the ocean, according to them, there were some strange people living on many remote islands and harbors, saying things that were completely different from them, and their living habits were also different.
"What's this person's name?"
"Back to the prince, he said his name was radish. The full name seems to be ...... There is no soil in the pit, and we don't know how people named it. β
The housekeeper didn't actually remember the name of the golden retriever, but remembered that he said a lot of muttering words when he explained himself, and finally remembered a name called radish.
"Turnips? What kind of ghost name is this, could it be that they still have a cabbage yam at home...... Hahaha, it's fun to think about. β
It was the blind swordsman who had been standing behind King Le who had been speaking, and he was amused by this too strange name, so he took the butler's words and said with a smile.
Lord Le only smiled lightly at this strange name.
After a while, the radish that had been dancing for a long time was finally bombarded, and his appearance was a real monster in the eyes of other Jianghu people.
"Come, fellow Daoists. In the next courtesy, the younger brother's spell is low, and he doesn't dare to compare with the great immortals who have attained the Tao, and now it can only be said that he is throwing bricks and attracting jade, and he will first offer an ugly paragraph. β
The one who came up was a negative sword Taoist with good spirit, he didn't have half a point of arrogance, first walked around the Linjiang Pavilion politely, praised all the people around the pavilion, and then showed his spells.
In this way, no matter what the identity of the person who has received good words, he will give the person on the stage three points of face, and he will not be embarrassed.
"Phew! Give it to me! β
The Taoist priest pinched the recipe with both hands, and said something in his mouth, and he didn't know how long he had been reading, until in the end, he shouted loudly, and at the same time stomped hard with his left foot.
Buzz β
The sword behind him chirped one after another, like a bird that wanted to spread its wings and fly high, and was unwilling to hit the cage where it was imprisoned, and at the same time let out a bright and crisp cry.
The Taoist priest stomped his foot again, and at the same time stretched out his right hand and pointed to the sky.
The sword behind him came out of its sheath and flew directly into the sky in the exclamation of everyone, and then spun around in mid-air, and fell down again with a whoosh.
Bite.
The tip of the sword fell directly on the Taoist priest's finger, but it didn't even puncture the skin of his finger, such a magical move won the applause of the audience, and many people stretched out their thumbs to praise.
"Back!"
With a fingertip, the sword obediently fell back into the scabbard behind the Taoist priest.
"Offering ugliness, offering ugliness......"
The Taoist priest smiled and bowed his hand and walked off the stage.
"It's kind of interesting......"
Lord Le picked up the teacup, but he didn't drink tea in a hurry, he said it casually, and he didn't know who he was talking to.
The butler on the side smiled and just wanted to speak, but was preempted by the blind man.
The blind man held the knife and said with a sneer:
"Lord, if I want to kill him...... A knife is enough. β
The flying sword of the Taoist priest may be amazing to others. But the blind man only looks at the tricks of the actual battle, the flying sword is strange, but the process of the Taoist priest casting spells is too time-consuming, and even if the flying sword is unsheathed, the speed is not fast, and the blind man can completely block it.
To put it bluntly, it's just a trick that doesn't work.
Lord Le did not speak.
I saw another man in cloth walking on the Linjiang Pavilion, who seemed to be a Taoist priest, but he didn't wear a serious Taoist robe, but put together a piece of cloth with a lot of cloth.
"Rank, just a flying sword, it's just a piece of cake. Let me open your eyes today, what is the real magic ......"
Although the person who came was dressed in rags, his tone was not small, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he belittled the flying sword Taoist priest who was full of applause before and was worthless, which not only made the Taoist priest who had just gone down frown uncomfortably, but many people who had applauded before were also a little unhappy.
"You can't do it, don't brag about it."
"It's just that you dress like a flower who asks for food, what real skills can you have......"
"If you dare to lie to us, you must look good!"
"I'd like to see what your Excellency is really capable of."
The last sentence was the Taoist priest who had performed the flying sword before, and he just said lightly with a cold face.
"Well, don't be scared."
The cloth-clothed Taoist priest didn't care about the disdain or disdain of the people around him, he took a strip of cloth from his clothes and held it up in front of everyone's eyes.
The strip of cloth had not been washed for a long time, and it had been stained with a lot of greasy things, so even if only one end was grasped, the strip of cloth could stand straight in the man's hand.
"Rank, it's a knife."
"Who are you fooling when you ride a horse, we are all three-year-olds......"
Everyone angrily blamed the men on the stage, and some even grabbed the gravel and dirt that they had grabbed and threw onto the stage.
Swish. I don't know who it was, so I picked up a stone bigger than a fist from the ground and threw it directly at the people on the stage.
If this is smashed, it will definitely grow a big bag.
The cloth-clothed Taoist priest shook the sloppy strip of cloth in his hand unhurriedly, so that the stone landed right on top of the strip of cloth.
It stands to reason that the stone should have bent the strip of cloth, but in fact this is not the case.
Clickβthe hard stone had been cut through by a strip of cloth, and the cut was as smooth as a mirror.
At this moment, everyone in the audience stopped talking.
Lord Le also sat up straight with some curiosity, he knew that there could only be two kinds of people who dared to speak so arrogantly, either they were powerful characters with real materials, or they were pure fools with serious brain diseases.
"Hehe, the rank doesn't think this is the end of it."
A white mist gradually rose above the river, and then spread little by little to the periphery of the Linjiang Pavilion.
But at this time, everyone's attention was on the cloth cloth Taoist priest, and no one noticed this abnormal scene.
"Come on, we'll see."
The cloth-clothed Taoist priest took the strip of cloth sharp enough to cut through the stone in his hands, then aimed it at his neck and cut the strip of cloth with great force.
If the strip of cloth becomes soft at this time, then nothing will be magical.
There was a pop, it was the sound of a knife cutting into the flesh, and although there was no blood coming out, everyone was shocked.
Even Lord Le's eyes widened.
He ...... Did he kill himself? β
There was a click, like the sound of a knife cutting through the spine. Several people close to the platform saw the white bones of the cloth-clothed Taoist priest, and one by one sat on the ground with weak legs, and some people were churning in their stomachs and retching.
Syllable!
The cloth knife was so fast that it was easy to even split stones, and it was not difficult to cut a person's neck naturally.
And the man's head fell down.
But it didn't fall directly to the ground as everyone thought, but floated in the air as if someone was holding it.
"Hahaha......"
The man's hearty laughter came, which made everyone even more scared. I've never seen anyone commit suicide with a strip of cloth, and I've never heard of anyone who can laugh when their head drops.
The man's head floated, and he smiled and said from the crowd in the audience:
"How's it going, guys?"
The people in the audience were so frightened that they couldn't speak, they could only stare at the floating head in front of them with wide eyes.
"Hahaha, I can fly higher."
As he spoke, his head rose again, and he was even about to touch the top of the Linjiang Pavilion.
"Awesome, really awesome......"
Only then did everyone come to their senses, so they immediately changed their previous disdainful appearance, and they all kept admiring, clapping and thumbs up.
"Hahaha, I can be higher......"
The man's head laughed loudly and flew out of the Linjiang Pavilion, crashing headlong into the white mist that rose, and began to become smaller and smaller in the eyes of everyone.
"Tut-tut, that's peculiar."
Lord Le took a sip of the teacup, he was the first person to notice that there was fog on the riverside, but he didn't take it to heart.
"Heh, what's the great deal about being able to fly with a severed head, could it be that he can bite the enemy to death with his mouth...... I wonder if he can still live with his head broken, if he is dismantled and chopped into pulp......"
The blind man was laughing when he suddenly heard a scream from the white mist on the river.