012 Make you cheap, I'm going to kill you!
[012 I'm going to kill you, I'm going to strangle you]
"Prejudice is a mountain that blinds the mind."
"I, Su Qingyun, want to break this mountain and correct the name of the folk song."
Su Qingyun's handsome face rarely flashed with solemnity.
Immediately after, he suddenly turned around and looked at Hua Yuchen.
"Teacher Hua, I have a question for you?"
Hua Yuchen yawned with a look of disgust.
"You're a folk singer, and I'm not the same person at all."
"I'm not interested in your question, so please excuse me."
Hua Yuchen has his own arrogance, such as Su Qingyun, who sings folk songs, he can't look down on it at all.
Su Qingyun was not angry, smiled faintly, and continued to speak:
"Teacher Hua, this is a music-related question, and I'm afraid only you can answer it."
Hearing this, Hua Yuchen's eyes lit up, and he seemed to be very useful.
He is a genius, he has his own pride, hearing that it is a musical question, and only he can answer, an inexplicable sense of superiority instantly wells up in his heart.
He squinted his eyes, crossed Erlang's legs, and said arrogantly:
"Then you ask."
The corners of Su Qingyun's mouth rose slightly, evoking a hint of playful arc.
He asked solemnly:
"Teacher Hua Yuchen, I have been enjoying your song "Cancer" from beginning to end, but I don't understand a little, why did you become like this in the end?"
As he spoke, he imitated Hua Yuchen's completely out of control, and his whole person was like an electric shock.
Speaking of which, all the audience present also became interested.
They also want to know, why is Hua Yuchen performing like this?
It was like having Parkinson's disease, and I went crazy on the spot.
Well?
Hearing this question, Xue Zhiqiao and Yang Mi both pursed their lips and snickered.
They smelled a hint of gunpowder!
This is Chiguoguo's provocation!
Hua Yuchen frowned, and seemed to be a little unhappy.
Suddenly, he had an idea and said:
"Because you don't understand, because you have shallow knowledge, because your realm is too low."
"Because you are so far away from me, you can't understand it."
"It's like Van Gogh couldn't sell a painting during his lifetime, but he became famous after his death, and his works spread all over the world."
"Like Van Gogh, my art is ahead of its time."
Hua Yuchen raised his snow-white chin and "looked" at Su Qingyun with his nostrils:
"So, even if I tell you, you won't understand."
Hua Yuchen felt that his explanation was perfect.
He even admired himself a little and compared himself to Van Gogh.
Not understood by the world, a genius who is ahead of his time.
It not only perfectly explains the problem, but also elevates its own status.
Best of both worlds.
But he said, when Su Qingyun heard this, he almost laughed, how narcissistic this person is, he actually compared himself to Van Gogh.
I'm afraid that Van Gogh's coffin board can't be covered!
He held back his smile for a long time, and finally held back his smile, and replied pretending to be serious:
"I see! Teacher Hua is worthy of being a musical genius! ”
"Sure enough, I don't know enough in the field of music to understand your artistic behavior."
Su Qingyun made a look of sudden realization:
"Teacher Hua, if you don't explain, I thought the microphone was leaking!"
"You don't know, it really scared me to death just now, and I'm ready to rush up and call 120."
The words are not shocking, and they are endless.
As soon as this remark came out, everyone in the audience was stupid.
It took three seconds for everyone to understand what had just happened.
Hahahahaha!
Microphone leakage is okay???
"Poof......
Xue Zhiyi really couldn't hold back, but just "poof", he hurriedly held back, and almost laughed on the spot! This Su Qingyun is too daring! Awesome!
Yang Mi also gasped, Su Qingyun, this kid is too tiger, right? Dare to say such a thing?
This is completely offended Hua Yuchen to death!
Although they also scolded their mothers in their hearts, they also scolded in their hearts, you dare to say it in front of the Huada singer in the program group!
What a warrior!!
Sure enough, at this moment, Hua Yuchen's face changed wildly, like eating a dog... The is so-so, and it smells as bad as it gets.
If this wasn't a live broadcast, he really wanted to rush up and strangle the other party!
insulting him in front of the audience on the whole network, is this trying to tear his face?
Sure enough, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room also reached a terrifying 100 million at this moment, and the number of online viewers exceeded 10 million at the same time.
"Hahaha, Su Qingyun is too brave."
"Su Qingyun can handle it, others are scolding in their hearts, he is really good!"
"Look at Hua Yuchen's expression, it's like eating poop."
"Hahaha, hahaha, the microphone is leaking, is it okay? Hahaha...... Sooner or later, I'll die laughing on this show. ”
"I thought I was watching a music program, but now I know it's a comedy, it's not much funnier than the Spring Festival Gala!!"
"This show has contracted my laughter for a year, Su Qingyun, I will be your fan in the future."
"Laughing and peeing, Su Qingyun said what I wanted to say, it was too fierce!"
In the live broadcast room, the number of barrages is soaring!
No matter how much Hua Yuchen's fans maintain, they can't resist the huge group of passers-by.
Soon, related topics such as "Hua Yuchen microphone leaked" rushed to the hot search lists of major platforms.
This time, the staff of the program team are going crazy.
"Su Qingyun's mouth is too powerful, it's hard to think about this show if it's not popular!"
The director burst into tears with excitement: "It's on fire, it's on fire, it's on fire, our show is about to take off!" ”
"I'm here to create...... Ratings myth! ”
When the director was excited, Hua Yuchen's anger had reached the extreme.
He clenched his fists, and his face was blue for a while, purple for a while.
Like an angry lion, he was about to jump onto the stage at any time and bite Su Qingyun fiercely.
However, the corners of Su Qingyun's mouth still had a smile on his lips, he spread his hands and continued to provoke:
"Wouldn't it? Teacher Hua Yuchen, why is your face so ugly? ”
"Could it be that the microphone is really leaking?"
When he said this, Su Qingyun forced a smile, because Hua Yuchen's expression at the moment was really funny.
I saw that Hua Yuchen was trembling with anger as if he had eaten a fly, his eyes were as big as a light bulb, and he looked at Su Qingyun angrily:
"You, you, you ......"
He stammered for a long time, and he didn't even say a complete sentence.
If his eyes could eat people, Su Qingyun would have been devoured alive by Hua Yuchen, and he would have been cut by a thousand knives.
"Oh, Teacher Hua, you won't be angry, will you?"
"I'm just kidding!"
"As an artist, you have to be gracious!"
Su Qingyun spread his hands innocently, with an innocent and bright smile on the corner of his mouth.
Hua Yuchen's nose was crooked, and a mouthful of old blood almost spurted out, if it weren't for everyone's eyes, he would have jumped on the stage in the next second and beat Su Qingyun violently.
Nima!
What about Nikai Nyima's joke!
Go to Nima's!
I'll kill you!
I'm going to strangle you!
Make your mouth cheap! Make your mouth cheap!