308 joker Su Qingyun

[308, joker Su Qingyun]

"Su Shen, what you said is so right, I just have too bad peach blossom luck, I haven't met the right girl since I was a child, and now I can only rely on blind dates, and I can't always meet a good girl who really wants to live with me, alas... How could I be so unlucky! ”

Mr. Lu asked with a distressed expression:

"Su Shen, do you say that the peach blossom luck can be changed by wearing items the day after tomorrow? Shall I go to the temple and ask for some peach charms? ”

Hearing Mr. Lu's reverent inquiry, Su Qingyun pondered for a moment and said sincerely:

"As far as I know, the Peach Blossom Luck can be changed through the efforts of the day after tomorrow, but the Peach Luck Charm is of little use."

"Let me tell you a story, I have a friend, his peach blossom luck is very poor, since he was a child, basically no sister paper to take care of him, and then his cousin lent him a Patek Philippe watch to wear, lent him a Maserati car to drive, the situation immediately improved, since then his peach blossom luck is so good that it explodes, and there is always a sister paper saying that the air conditioning on the car is not good, and he will take off his clothes when he comes up."

After listening to Su Qingyun's narration.

Mr. Lui: "......"

Tens of millions of viewers in the live broadcast room: "......"

Looking at Mr. Lu, who was looking crazy, Su Qingyun knew that this guy was already on the verge of collapse and couldn't stimulate him anymore.

So, Su Qingyun sighed and said:

"Mr. Lu, actually, love is something that can't be forced, you don't get married for the sake of getting married, if two people are not happier together than one person, then why bother yourself? Emotional matters cannot be forced, while we are actively looking for it, we must also have our own bottom line, and we would rather lack than abuse. ”

"Hmm......" There was a thoughtful groan from the other side.

"So, do you have anything else to say now? There are tens of millions of viewers here! They can hear it. Su Qingyun said.

"Really?" Mr. Lu thought for a moment, and then said:

"My name is Lv Changxin, 29 years old, my mother and foetus have been single so far, my monthly income is 2W3, I live in the magic capital temporarily, I don't have a house, I don't mind contacting me v: duzhezuishuai, she must be a good girl, don't disturb if you are sincere."

Su Qingyun: "......"

All Listeners: "......"

This wave of advertisements hit 6666!

In the live broadcast room with tens of millions of viewers, this guy is afraid that he will be able to get off the list tonight.

After sending off the first audience who connected with the microphone, Su Qingyun said unhurriedly:

"Okay, let's welcome the second friend with a warm barrage and see if he has anything unhappy?"

Saying that, Su Qingyun once again randomly selected an audience member and said:

"Is there anything you'd like to discuss with me, friend?"

The microphone was connected, and there was a very surprised voice over there, it was a young girl:

"It's me, is it really me? Great, Su Shen I love you, I don't have anything to worry about. However, I want to do a good thing here. ”

Hearing this, Su Qingyun asked with great interest, "What's a good thing?"

"Last Saturday, at the cinema on the top floor of Yida Plaza, East District of Portugal, 20:17 The long-haired girl at No. 13 in row 8 of the movie "The Great Wall", when you went to the bathroom, your boyfriend kissed your best friend, you are so self-conscious! Hope you can see it! I just want to do something good! ”

After the girl finished speaking, she added: "Su Shen, come on, I will always support you."

After saying that, he hung up the microphone.

Now the audience was happy.

"Hahaha, I feel sorry for that long-haired girl!"

"I hope that long-haired girl can see it and stay away from the scumbag."

"Fire prevention, anti-theft, anti-girlfriend!"

"Damn, No. 13 in row 8, isn't that me? The old lady was actually green, woo woo ......"

"Don't cry upstairs, I suggest you consider thinking about that Lu Changxin just now, he is definitely an honest man."

"yes, I think so, you two are a good match."

"yes, I think so, you two are a good match."

For a while, the barrage flew again, bombarding the live broadcast room with various rewards and gifts, the sound wave of this live broadcast has reached more than 50 million, and the total number of viewers has reached a terrifying 90 million, and breaking 100 million is just around the corner.

'I'm so popular! If it weren't for the fact that his debut was too short, at least he would be a superstar. ’

Su Qingyun said in his heart, but he always had a modest smile on his face, after all, there were tens of millions of eyes staring at him now.

Su Qingyun came back to his senses and said to the camera:

"Next, I chatted casually with everyone, and many people around me complained to me, saying that life is really difficult, and the money I earn every month is not enough to spend."

"Yes, yes!"

Hearing Su Qingyun say this, many viewers nodded again and again.

Su Qingyun sighed and said:

"Alas, these people are still too young. What's the point of not having money now? In the future, there will be more days without money. ”

All Audiences: "......"

Poison!

Su Qingyun is poisonous!

Just your mouth, what song to sing, please go and say cross talk, you are the first brother of Deyun!

The audience in the live broadcast room was poisoned by Su Qingyun's poisonous chicken soup.

Su Qingyun was like no one around, and continued to say lightly:

"Don't be discouraged, life is the ups and downs of the ups and downs of the ......"

"Sometimes, if you don't work hard, you won't be able to understand what despair is."

Su Qingyun didn't wait for the audience to taste it, and continued to share his life insights.

"If you feel ugly and poor right now, good for nothing, it's okay, don't be discouraged, at least your feelings are right."

"You put your heart and soul into trying to do your best, and sometimes it's really not as good as someone else's casual mess."

"Life is not only about what is in front of you, but also about what is far away."

Burst!!!

The audience in the live broadcast room collectively spurted blood.

Oh my God, where the hell did this evil come from? Who can cure him?

Without waiting for the audience to complain on the barrage, Su Qingyun continued to sell his poisonous chicken soup:

"Friends, let me ask you a few more questions!"

"You are always complaining about life, complaining about society. Do you think that as long as you have money, you can live happily? ”

"Do you think that as long as you are handsome and rich, the girl will take the initiative to post it upside down?"

"Do you think that if you are handsome, rich and talented, you can become a winner in life?"

Su Qingyun threw out three questions in a row, which suddenly made the audience in the live broadcast room fall into contemplation.

Yes, can you be happy if you have money? As the saying goes, I am happy when I can't buy a thousand dollars, and money is not the same as happiness!

As for being handsome and rich, it may not be able to exchange for love, and girls are not so superficial now!

In addition, even if people who are rich, talented and handsome are not necessarily winners in life, many stars in the entertainment industry are rich, talented, handsome, and famous, but many of them have committed suicide due to depression, which shows that they are not happy!

Su Shen is telling us that we can't be too superficial and attach too much importance to material things, we must control our emotions and be content and happy, so that we can live happily.

Thinking about it like this, many viewers suddenly brightened up and nodded frequently at the screen:

Su Qingyun said it so well!

(End of chapter)