[337, Su Qingyun incarnated as a joker, hilarious and complained]

"Actually, I really just wrote a few random songs, and it became popular!"

Su Qingyun spread his hands and said helplessly.

This looks!

I don't know, I'm afraid I really think that's the case!

But among the guests present, who hasn't been in the entertainment industry for many years!

Of course, it can be seen that Su Qingyun's horse is in Versailles.

You guys, the songs you write are classics, and the songs are popular on the Internet, can this be written casually?

Do you really think the classic song is Chinese cabbage?

Do you really think that songs like "Blue and White Porcelain" and "Ordinary Road" can be created casually?

It's clearly talented!

Of course, it also requires continuous efforts.

Su Qingyun is definitely not like this on the surface.

I must be working hard behind my back!

At this time, the live broadcast room was full of barrages, full of ridicule.

"Oops, this forced him to pretend again!"

"Damn, just write it and it's a classic song! Why wasn't I the one who wrote the classic songs? ”

"Su Qingyun, can you be sincere?"

"Hahaha, Su Qingyun is too Versailles!"

"Shocked that a certain male star actually played a big name in the show and denied his past."

"The guy upstairs is good, I'll be working at our entertainment news media company tomorrow."

"Welcome to the UC Shock Department!"

"Poof, you're enough!"

"Invisible pretending is the most deadly!"

"It doesn't matter if it's unexpected or not, I just want to know, Su Qingyun, when will you release a new song?"

"Yes, yes!"

"When will there be a new album? It's really not good, it's okay to release a single! ”

……

In the live broadcast room, the barrage was dense and very lively.

The audience also laughed.

Su Qingyun paused, waiting for the audience to laugh almost before continuing to speak.

That's the rhythm on stage.

There is a degree of relaxation!

After a while, Su Qingyun raised his eyebrows and looked at the weekly news on the guest stage.

"This, Zhou Xun, Zhou Gongzi, a famous actor in the film and television industry, the actress, is soft to win the award!"

However, since her debut, there have always been people who say that she has a bad voice, and some people say that she has a duck voice, an ugly voice, and a play! Even Li Dan was still making fun of her just now, saying that it was because she memorized the lines and made her voice hoarse! ”

"However, I recently collaborated with Sister Xun on a drama, The Legend of the Condor Heroes, which is about to be broadcast, everyone should pay more attention!"

Su Qingyun did not let go of this opportunity to promote "The Legend of the Condor Heroes".

After speaking, Su Qingyun returned to the topic:

"I've been working with Sister Xun very happily in the past few months, but I also found out that Sister Xun's voice is actually not caused by memorizing lines at all!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone at the scene was stunned, and thought that Su Qingyun was going to maintain the weekly news!

After all, the spit conference is also called the whitewashing conference.

Many celebrities want to use this variety show to wash away the black spots that happened to them.

Including Zhou Xun, his smart eyes flashed slightly, staring at Su Qingyun tightly.

Could it be that Su Qingyun wants to explain it clearly for her?

Weekly news instantly warmed!

I even felt that I was complaining about Su Qingyun just now, which was a little too inauthentic!

However, Su Qingyun's next sentence made her can't help but wave her pink fist.

"Actually, Sister Xun's voice has been like this since she was a child! Born, no way! ”

Su Qingyun said very seriously.

Everyone present smiled, and they knew that Zhou Xun's voice was complained about, and this stalk couldn't get by.

Zhou Xun couldn't help but wave his fist at Su Qingyun.

"Okay, you Su Qingyun!"

"Sister Loss thought you were going to say two good words for your sister!"

"It turned out to be a joke of my sister's voice, looking for a fight!"

Zhou Xun's red lips pursed, pretending to be very angry.

Su Qingyun smiled playfully and said to himself:

"When I was a child, Sister Xun's voice was very mature, and once at a parent-teacher conference, the teacher asked a question, saying that eight plus seven is equal to what! And after Sister Xun finished answering, the teacher immediately became angry! ”

Hearing this, the audience was stunned!

The guests, the audience, and the netizens in the live broadcast room are all a little confused?

They couldn't figure it out, why did the teacher get angry after Sister Xun answered?

Even Zhou Xun was puzzled, staring at Su Qingyun with his eyes, waiting for him to give an explanation.

So, the scene was surprisingly quiet.

Everyone was looking at Su Qingyun!

Su Qingyun saw that his appetite was raised, so he continued to speak with a smile:

After Sister Xun answered, the teacher was very angry and shouted angrily, parents are not allowed to answer!

As soon as these words came out, the audience was stunned for a few seconds, and then burst into violent laughter.

Everyone scrambled to laugh, some laughed, some patted their thighs, as if they had lost their breath, and some held their stomachs and laughed so hard that they couldn't stand up straight.

The reaction of those celebrity guests was not much better.

Li Dan's small eyes were about to narrow into a slit.

Lin Yapeng covered his mouth lightly with his hand, trying not to make fun of his good friend Zhou Xun, but in the end he couldn't hold back, let go of his hand, and laughed without scruples.

Even Zhang Jizhong, who was a handful of years, was teased at the moment, poofed, grinned and laughed to his heart's content.

Su Qingyun's words can be said to have hit everyone's laughter, and the crooked laughter collapsed in a large area, resounding throughout the entire recording hall.

On the Internet, the live broadcast room has exploded

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, Sister Xun's voice is too mature, the teacher thinks it's the parents who are rushing to answer!"

"Hahahaha, it's so funny, Sister Qiuxun is now in the psychological shadow area!"

"How did you come up with this meme?"

"Haha, it's not important, I just want to know now, when the show is finished, will Su Qingyun be beaten!"

"Hahaha, the musical genius Su Qingyun has become a joker."

"Sister Xun, let's beat Su Qingyun as much as you like after the show is over!"

"That's right, hit him, this goods are too short to pack!"

"From now on, En will be cut off!"

"Su Qingyun, this is a pit goods, this is to go to heaven!"

"Oh, no, let me laugh again."

In the live broadcast room, tens of millions of people were boiling

On the field, the scene was also laughing very happily, making coaxes and cheers as if they were about to tear down the ceiling.

Everyone is happy, but Zhou Xun is an exception.

At this time, her face was not good, she was holding her breath in her heart, gritting her teeth, and she was almost about to get up and run over to beat Su Qingyun.

Seeing this, Li Dan and Zhang Shaogang hurriedly smiled and persuaded:

"Calm down, calm down!"

This kind of scene also often appeared in the first two seasons of the Tucao Conference, but it is more to highlight the effect of the show, and it is often those guests with a strong sense of variety show who will do this.

However, what the two didn't know was that Zhou Xun was not doing the effect of the show, she was really angry!

However, Zhou Xun was originally a man of temperament, and he was so angry that he dissipated quickly.

And Su Qingyun also shifted the target at this time, and pointed the finger at another person.

Su Qingyun continued: "Singer Xue Zhiqian, the two of us are friends."

Xue Zhiqian was still there bowing his head and teasing Zhou Xun, and he didn't stop until now.

However, as soon as he heard Su Qingyun call his name, he was stunned, the smile on his face suddenly disappeared, and he even felt a little nervous in his heart.

Although he has been complained by so many people, it stands to reason that he should be used to the atmosphere of the complaining conference, but Su Qingyun's complaint just now was too fierce, and he was really afraid that he would also be hacked out of the sky.

After all, this is a "demon" that even a beauty like Zhou Gongzi can't let go!

Xue Zhiqian looked at Su Qingyun with anxiety.

After a while, Su Qingyun spoke:

"Xue Zhiqian, like me, is a singer, both of them were popular for a period of time and then fell silent, and finally gradually became obsolete! It's just that I took the initiative to choose to disappear, and Xue Zhiqian was eliminated by the market! ”

"When I want to be popular, I can become popular again at any time, Xue Zhiqian, if it's not popular, it's really not popular, alas! How can the gap between people be so big? ”

"There were many people who said that Xue Zhiqian's singing was ugly or something."

"However, it didn't take long for someone to speak for him, and the person's tone was very excited, and he shouted loudly, you are not allowed to insult the singer Xue Zhiqian!"

"You know what? I've been lying in a hospital bed for three years, I listened to his song yesterday, but I just got up and smashed the TV, he has a life-saving grace for me, if anyone of you dares to hack him in the future, I will fight with whomever I want. ”

Only halfway through this sentence, someone immediately reacted and laughed happily.

After Su Qingyun finished speaking, there was even more laughter on the field.

The half-paralyzed patient got up and smashed the TV, it turned out that singing was ugly, and there was such a use!

Vicious!

This spit is too ruthless!

As soon as these words came out, Xue Zhiqian was so angry that he couldn't wait to beat Su Qingyun with his fist!

Some of the guests around laughed unabashedly.

Especially Zhou Xun, he gloated even more, and the imbalance in his heart before finally disappeared.

Haha, Su Qingyun is really talented!

On the Internet, everyone laughed, and the entire screen in the live broadcast room was filled with barrage.

"No, my stomach hurts from laughing."

"Me too, where did Su Qingyun find these stalks?"

"It's definitely made up by myself, don't you see that even Li Dan is like laughing!"

"It seems to be true, this Su Qingyun is complaining too much!."

"Su Qingyun vomited too hard, right, his skills are not bad."

"Hehe, brother, I'm afraid you haven't watched Su Qingyun's live broadcast, right? He's a joker! ”

"This lethality is no worse than that of Li Dan Chizi Wang Jianguo!"

"Pit Su Qingyun, you won't be able to find a girlfriend like this!"

"Haha, yes, this mouth is too bad, which girl dares to follow her!"

Netizens have said that a ruthless man like Su Qingyun will definitely be single for a lifetime, and he is too ruthless to complain, leaving no trace of affection at all

When the laughter on the field gradually weakened, he added:

"Since that time, many hospitals have taken the initiative to contact Xue Zhiqian, telling him to sing more, there are still many patients in their hospital, listen to his songs a few more times, maybe the patients in the hospital will get better by themselves."

Hearing this, the audience in the audience laughed again before they could take a few breaths.

At nine o'clock in the evening, the recording site of the Tucao Conference.

The atmosphere on the field has been pushed to the peak, and the applause of the audience below is also wave after wave, cheering for Su Qingyun.

Of course, there are a lot of heckles.

Su Qingyun's complaint is like a sword of words, a knife and a knife, thanks to a good relationship, if the relationship is not good, I am afraid that a fight would have started a long time ago.

Who can bear that?

Even if you're doing a show, you can't do it!

Everyone teased, thinking that Su Qingyun would definitely be beaten after he went back.

At this time, the show has come to an end, and the recording is about to end.

Although this is a live broadcast, the program team will fix the time within an approximate range.

went around these guests, and in the end, Su Qingyun aimed at Li Dan of the program group.

This product complained about everyone one by one just now, and Su Qingyun felt that at the last moment, he should find a place to return to the field.

"When I used to watch the Tucao Conference program, some netizens were saying that Li Dan was not good-looking."

As soon as he heard Su Qingyun mention himself, Li Dan was also excited, and he paid a little more attention to his appearance.

Zhang Shaogang and the others all looked at it with a smile, looking forward to it, and it seemed that they wanted Su Qingyun to treat him.

After a moment, Su Qingyun said again:

"Li Dan is not good-looking, we can't blame him for this, in fact, he was still okay when he was a child, but why did he become like this?"

"Because, this was all beaten by the teachers in the school. During math class, the math teacher came over and slapped him, saying, "Do you dare to sleep in my class?" ”

"When I was in Chinese class, the Chinese teacher also came over and slapped him and said the same thing."

"When he was in English class, the English teacher still slapped him."

"In the end, Li Dan's whole person was aggrieved, covering his face, and shouting that you can beat me, but you can't insult my small eyes!"

On the stage, Su Qingyun said with emotion.

At the scene, many audience members laughed.

Although this paragraph is not very funny, it is too vivid.

To be honest, they sat in the audience and watched from a distance, and they really couldn't tell if Li Dan had opened his eyes!

Hearing this, Li Dan also laughed dryly twice and applauded awkwardly.

Small eyes, this should be his intuitive slot, and he can't even change it.

In the middle of the stage, Su Qingyun, who was the main guest, had already finished complaining, which also means that this issue of the complaining conference is coming to an end. (End of chapter)