Chapter 209: Magic Mirror Magic Mirror, who is the most beautiful person in the world
When Wuwu read this poem, many people couldn't help but laugh when they heard it.
But there are also people who are confused and don't quite know what it means.
The general meaning of the poem can be understood, it is written about the beauty of Concubine Ming, how beautiful is it, so that the king can't hold it, so beautiful that he has hardly seen it in his life, it's just that this Concubine Ming is good-looking, what's the matter with dry hair and longevity? Why did you kill Mao Yanshou?
Shoubao seems to close his eyes and recuperate, but he has actually been listening.
When he heard this, he couldn't help but ask: "Xiao Wei, what do you mean by this poem?" β
Worry-free laughed: "Concubine Ming refers to Wang Zhaojun, according to legend, Emperor Han Yuan was corrupt, to what extent is it corrupt, even invite the painter in the palace to paint, or else, don't want him to paint well, this Wang Zhaojun just entered the palace when he happened to meet Emperor Han Yuan to choose a beauty, many people gave the painter gold, silver, jade and other valuable gifts, the painter will be their beauty of three points to draw five points, but Wang Zhaojun did not give gifts, at that time a painter named Mao Yanshou painted a portrait of her, because there was no gift to receive, Mao Yanshou was very angry, deliberately painted Wang Zhaojun ugly......"
When Shou Bao heard this, he interjected: "Then I must not have been chosen." β
Carefree nodded.
Shoubao complained: "The emperor is stupid. β
Belch?
Worry-free was stunned for a moment: "What do you mean by this?" β
Emperor Han Yuan, who had been watching the sky, was also stunned for a moment, and then the anger rose in his chest.
It's really hateful that a little monster dares to scold him for being a dignified emperor.
It's just that although he was angry, he didn't dare to show it in the slightest, for fear of making the fairy in the sky look at him and embarrass him.
"Isn't he stupid?" Shou Bao raised his head, a pair of eyes looked pure and clear, but it made people feel that his eyes could see through people's hearts: "There are so many big demons and little demons under my father's throne, what they think one by one, I know who has crooked thoughts, my father said, know what you know, but don't show it, and said that whether it is a person or a demon, they are selfish, and it doesn't matter if they are selfish, as long as they do their job well and don't betray." β
Worry-free nodded: "What your father said is very reasonable, when the water is clear, there are no fish." β
Shou Bao smiled: "That Emperor Yuan of the Han Dynasty is still the emperor, doesn't he know that the officials are corrupt?" Since you know that the people under your hands are unreliable, why don't you choose a daughter-in-law for yourself, why do you have to let people draw a portrait and present it? It's not that they live in the same palace from tens of thousands of miles away, and let those palace maids walk a few more steps, and they need to take an extra procedure, which is troublesome and easy to be fooled. β
When this is said, people do not know what to say.
Wuwu touched Shoubao's head: "You are smart." β
Shou Bao was very arrogant: "That's nature. β
Emperor Yuan of the Han Dynasty: ......
Now that his anger is all gone, he thinks that what the little fox demon said is really reasonable, he can call people to come to him and choose them personally, why do you have to draw a portrait and submit it? Seems like he's a bit stupid.
Worry-free patted Shou Bao and said: "Just like you said, Wang Zhaojun naturally failed, she stayed in the palace for many years, and there was no day to get ahead, just when the Han Dynasty wanted to send people to the Xiongnu and relatives, let the palace maids sign up, Wang Zhaojun did not want to die of old age in the palace, so she registered, she was chosen, and before the kiss, Wang Zhaojun visited Emperor Han Yuan, Emperor Han Yuan was surprised to find that there was such a beautiful woman in the harem, he didn't know it all along...... Looking back, Emperor Yuan of the Han Dynasty turned out the portrait and found that the painter's painting was not real, he was obviously very beautiful, but he didn't paint seven points, and he killed the painter Mao Yanshou in a fit of anger. β
Worry-free said with a smile: "And this poem is written about Wang Zhaojun's beauty that can never be painted, and it is no wonder that Mao Yanshou was killed." β
"Oh." Shou Bao nodded and said, "This is a writing technique, to describe how beautiful Wang Zhaojun is." β
"Yes." Worry-free got up and rewarded Shou Bao with some food.
After feeding Shoubao, Wuwu continued: "Emperor Han Yuan favored the eunuchs, his thoughts were very naΓ―ve, thinking that the eunuchs had no queen, and life and death were in the palace, it was not easy to form gangs, and he was the most loyal to him. This also led to the division of the court forces into three factions at that time, relatives, eunuchs and Confucian ministers, and these three forces competed with each other and did not give in to each other. β
"Emperor Yuan of the Han Dynasty wanted to reform at the beginning, and he relied on Taifu Xiao Wangzhi very much, but he was really soft and courageless, and his support for Xiao Wangzhi was not enough, which also made the eunuchs and relatives join forces to kill Xiao Wangzhi and forced away many Confucian ministers."
"At that time, Emperor Yuan of the Han Dynasty should actually rely on Confucian ministers, but he allowed the other two forces to join forces, so that he abolished his martial arts, which also made the entire Han Dynasty more corrupt, and also made his power as the emperor gradually hollowed out.
Shou Bao finished his snack, looked up and said, "Look, it's really stupid." β
The emperors before Emperor Yuan of the Han Dynasty had ugly faces one by one.
Especially Emperor Xuan of the Han Dynasty.
He regretted it a little now.
Before he died, he left Liu Zheng with three very reliable auxiliary ministers, as long as he was not too mediocre, he should be able to survive for a while, Emperor Xuan of Han originally thought that when Liu Zheng sat on the throne, the government would be dealt with more, and maybe there would be some changes.
But now it seems that this person's nature cannot be changed, and if he is incapable, he is incapable.
He began to think about whether to abolish the crown prince, but if the prince was abolished and other princes were allowed to take the throne, would the prince be killed?
And Emperor Wu of Han's face was not good.
This Emperor Yuan of the Han Dynasty is his direct descendant, and he has no style at all, which is really hateful.
He said in his heart that even if you can't be dictatorial and don't act so vigorously, you can learn the white lotus of the ancestor Emperor Wen, why don't you do anything, what do you not learn?
Worry-free, no matter what others think, she said to herself: "Emperor Yuan died in middle age, and he was forty-two years old when he died...... Well, it seems that these emperors of the Western Han Dynasty did not have a long lifespan except for Emperor Wu. β
"Okay, let's go on, Emperor Yuan died, and his son Liu Biao succeeded him as Emperor Cheng of Han, and this Emperor Cheng of Han is even more ridiculous than Emperor Yuan of Han."
"Speaking of Emperor Yuan of the Han Dynasty, it is inevitable that people think of Zhaojun out of the plug, and when it comes to Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty, it will make people think of a beauty, that is, Zhao Feiyan, there is a word in later generations, ring fat and Yan thin, each has its own merits, this ring fat refers to Yang Yuhuan, the concubine of Tang Xuanzong, and Yan Thin, refers to Zhao Feiyan, the queen of Emperor Han Cheng."
Worry-free mention of beauty, Shou Bao Ke is spiritual.
"How pretty? How nice is it? Is it better than our fox clan? β
Wu Wu shook his head: "I don't know, I haven't seen it." β
"Then let's take a look." Shou Bao especially wanted to meet these famous beauties in the history books: "I want to compare with her and see which of us is more beautiful...... My father and my sister said that I was the most beautiful of the fox clan, and that no one or demon was more beautiful than me. β
Belch?
Carefree smiled and handed Shou Bao a mirror: "This is a magic mirror, you ask the mirror who is the most beautiful in the world...... It will answer you, and if someone is more beautiful than you, it will tell you. β
Shou Bao believed that it was true, took the mirror and looked at it, and asked while looking: "Magic Mirror Magic Mirror, who is the most beautiful person or demon in the world?" β
But after waiting for a long time, the mirror did not move at all.
It's very hard to be carefree and endure laughter.
Under the canopy, many people couldn't laugh straight.
"The fairy is so good, and this little fox demon is really naΓ―ve and easy to deceive."
Emperor Han Yuan was in a better mood: "Hmph, dare to say that I am stupid, you are more stupid than me." β