"Quick, get the money, bring my treasure too."

Cushman shouted.

Soon a eunuch brought several large boxes of jewelry.

Cushman & Wakefield gave a full tip.

also left a message: "Thank you fairy, the fairy is the bosom friend of Wei, I can't see the fairy, but I don't know if Wei can be the lead singer of the band?" ”

Hassle-free: ......

Whoever praised you, couldn't you hear that it was a mockery?

For such a person, she has no way at all.

Many, many emperors were speechless at this time.

Even Xiao Yan had a heart attack when he saw the message.

Is there such a stupid person in the world?

How did he become emperor?

Wuwu waited for a while and said, "It's wonderful." ”

When others think about it, this person is not necessarily stupid, it should just be that the brain circuit is different from others, this is what the fairy said.

Cushman has been tipping and asking.

It's a bit of a stretch to get carefree.

What does this make her do?

Say yes or no.

There was no way, so Wu Wu could only whisper: "According to me, there is nothing unsuccessful in this world, only misplaced materials." For example, he was originally a brick that could be used for building walls, and you had to let him be the beam, how could this be? He's supposed to be a clay pipe for the sewer, and you have to let him be a porcelain for drinking water, and that's not okay. ”

Cushman & Wakefield: ......

When the fairy said this, was he mocking him?

How did he end up with a rotten brick sewer?

Liu Che laughed when he heard this, and laughed while patting the table: "What the fairy said is very true." ”

The corners of Qin Shi Huang's mouth also rose slightly.

Liu Bang didn't eat any meat, and patted his thigh with a smile: "What the fairy said is so good, how can the pottery pipe of the sewer be used as a tea cup for drinking water." ”

Liu Bang said this in the emperor's chat group, and as soon as he finished speaking, Wu Zetian was happy: "I remembered in a trance that Han Gaozu was also a person who could write poetry, look at what he said, and praise the rhyme, if you put it on the fairy's side, you can't be the lead singer of the band, think about it, but you can be a rapper." ”

Carefree glanced at it and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Liu:......

I always felt that what you said was not a good thing, but I have no proof.

Worry-free didn't delay for too long: "After talking about Gao Wei, let's talk about one more person, who was also in the Northern and Southern Dynasties, this is Yu Wenyun, the fourth emperor of the Northern Zhou Dynasty." What does this favorite do? He also didn't want to be an emperor after he ascended the throne, ignored the government and politics, indulged in wine, and ah, he liked to make clothes the most, especially like to design alternative clothes. ”

Wuwu found a picture and put it out: "Look at this, this emperor is wearing a crown of heaven, a golden cicada ornament, and a large ribbon obliquely." Let's see, it's quite unusual, but it looks pretty good. ”

"However, this emperor is a bit lonely, you are pretending to be cool yourself, and you don't allow others to love beauty, he ordered that women in the world are not allowed to be smeared with grease and powder, and only your state officials are allowed to set fires, and other people are not allowed to light lamps."

Worry-free sighed: "Alas, the Northern and Southern Dynasties are so wonderful, and they don't deceive me." ”

When others heard this, they also sighed: "It's really wonderful, what the fairy said is very true." ”

After sighing, worry-free cheered up: "Let's finish talking about the Northern and Southern Dynasties, let's talk about the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms are also troubled times, the dynasties are constantly changing, and some more peculiar emperors have also appeared." ”

Speaking of this, some emperors of the five dynasties and ten kingdoms were shocked in their hearts, the heart fairy would not call my name, if so, it would be a shame.

"What about the one we are talking about, it is Gao Conghai, he is the second master of Nanping in the fifth generation, what kind of peculiar hobbies does this have?"

Carefree stopped, looked at the camera and smiled: "Guess what? ”

The scholars of those dynasties after the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms knew it.

They had smiles on their faces, but they didn't speak.

But the illiterate people don't know.

Everyone began to talk.

"Do you like to fight?"

"Do you love to sing?"

"Love to apply grease and powder?"

Worry-free waited for a while: "His hobby is quite incredible, this one, he likes to pretend to be a ringing horse, that is, a robber." Whenever a caravan or envoy passed by in the territory under his jurisdiction, he disguised himself as a ringing horse and robbed people's finances. ”

"People's temperament is also very single, very gentleman, robbed and recognized, asked him here, he didn't hide it, just raised his head, held his chest and said, it was your grandfather and I robbed it, what's wrong."

"If the country that was robbed of his finances sent troops to beat him, he would not carry it hard, and he would return his belongings very sloppily. See, this is not about property, this is about enjoying the process of robbery, complete experience, the result is not important, the process is the most important. ”

"Because of his temperament, people nicknamed him Gao Laizi at that time."

Under the canopy

Gao Conghai was also very proud: "Look, what the master did, even the fairy knows, the fairy said, more than a thousand years ago, more than a thousand years later, people know my name." ”

This is so thick-skinned, and there is no one left.

"The next one is the singing emperor Li Cunxuan."

"Li Cunmiao is the founder of the Tang Dynasty after the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, and this is also a bit of a literary and artistic cell...... Well, let's take a look at these people from the old Li family, there was Li Longji who also loved to sing and write songs, and was the ancestor of the Liyuan in the country by later generations, this Li Cunqiao is also surnamed Li, and there is another one who is also from the Li family. ”

In a word-free sentence, Li Shimin was so angry that he was about to vomit out his blood.

"When he was young, he was quite capable of fighting well, and even his rival Zhu Wen praised him, often saying that giving birth to a son should be like Li Yazi. But after he succeeded in ascending the throne, he didn't do a good job and began to do not do his job. ”

"He ignores the government and politics, often paints powder on his face, performs on stage in costumes, and gives himself a stage name Li Tianxia.

"Isn't that incredible? What's going on here? ”

"Once, when Li Cunqiao and the actors were frolicking, he shouted three times, Li Tianxia, Li Tianxia, where is Li Tianxia? Just when no one else knew what was going on, a joker named Jing Xinmo stepped forward a few steps and slapped him a few times. ”

Li Cunmiao was stunned by these slaps, covering his face and looking at Jing Xinmo angrily, and the guards next to him also stepped forward to win this scene, at this time Jing Xinmo shouted, Li Tianxia can only be the emperor alone, who are you shouting?

"And then what's going on? Then, Li Cunmiao felt that what this drama said was so reasonable, not only did he not punish the play, but also rewarded Jing Xinmo. ”

"There is more than one drama that is favored by Li Cunqiao's side, he is extraordinarily fond of dramas, and he is very tolerant of dramas, many actors in the court and China are officials, and some have even achieved the position of assassinating history."

"Sometimes, many things are so coincidental, Li Cunqiao loves the drama so much, but in the end he dies at the hands of the actor."

(End of chapter)