385 Battle of the Three Measurements
Jessica over there is being 'taught' by Lin Yun'er.
Kim Taeyeon here was also flashed by what Seo Hyun said.
Xiao Sun pulled down his tail finger, adjusted his state and looked at Xu Xian, "Don't you have his number?" ”
"There are numbers, there are no Kakao Talk." Xu Xian replied truthfully.
"Isn't it enough to have a number?"
"It's better to send more messages and make fewer phone calls."
Seo Hyun's answer made Kim Taeyeon raise her eyebrows unconsciously.
Oh, she didn't, but she moved her eyes.
As for Xiao Sun, after listening to Seo Hyun's answer, he glanced at Kim Taeyeon.
saw the other party's small movements, so he quickly stopped the topic with an answer, "Indeed, there are fewer and fewer people calling now, and they are all sending more messages." I have that guy's Kakao Talk, I'll push it to you later. ”
"Thank you, Ernie."
Xu Xian, who was happy, hugged Xiao Sun, but because of his height, he could only hold his neck and shoulders, and couldn't hold his arms.
At this time, Kim Taeyeon, who had been paying attention to Seo Hyun, finally realized the scene that Lin Yoona saw earlier, "Wait a minute, busy, Joo-hyun, is your figure enlarged." ”
"Is there one? Yun'er Oni said the same thing just now, but I've been a bit strangled in bra lately. ”
After being said by the two Ernnies in a row, Xu Xian finally faced up to his changes, "I'll go test the value tomorrow, and change my underwear by the way." ”
As a result, as soon as she finished saying this, she smiled and leaned over a delicate head.
"Don't wait for tomorrow, just now."
The person who spoke was not Yun'er, so who else could it be?
As for Jessica, who was being chased in front, she was already panting and sitting on the floor in a daze at this time, her eyes looking down at the two dough that were a little painful, she really didn't expect Lin Yun'er to dare to be ruthless.
Just now, except for her, that is, her boyfriend tried it.
Even Jessica herself had never been so vicious to herself.
Xu Xian shook his head, knowing very well that this Ernie was playful, and directly refused.
The result is obvious, and he was directly pulled by Lin Yun'er, planning to forcibly measure.
In this regard, Xu Xiannei can only set his eyes on Kim Taeyeon and Xiao Sun, hoping that these two Ernies can help him and stop this bright bullying in the team.
However, unfortunately, if she hadn't asked about 'Kakao Talk' just now, maybe Kim Taeyeon would have stopped her.
But when she just said that sentence and expressed the extent of her relationship with Lin Yi.
Which side Kim Taeyeon will lean will be very clear about.
I saw her smile lightly, and then pounced on her under Seo Hyun's surprised gaze, just as she had just suppressed Jessica, and tied the legs of the giant baby in her arms.
At the same time, he shouted loudly, "Shun-kyu, take a ruler, hurry up." Su-yeon, take a picture, take a picture. ”
Xu Xian can still bear the previous sentence, but she can't stand the latter sentence.
Hurriedly struggled, and shouted loudly, "Ernie, wait a minute, Ernie, can I come by myself?" I'll measure it myself, so I won't bother you to do it. ”
"It's come to this point, how can you still let you do it, how disrespectful it is to you, and it doesn't respect the concept of strong J."
Xiao Yangyang, who came back with a soft ruler, heard this, and knocked the speaker dissatisfiedly, "Yun'er, don't be so rude, okay?" After you were with that guy, you became more and more unruly and rude. ”
"Ah, sorry Ernie. I'll change, I'll change. Lin Yun'er smiled and hurriedly made a guarantee.
It's just this tone, how do Kim Taeyeon and Xiao Yang sound and feel familiar, and after thinking about it, isn't this what that bastard guy uses to fool the two of them on weekdays.
At this time, Jessica also brought her own mobile phone, turned on the video recording function and pointed it at a few people on the floor, and shouted when Lin Yi was shooting, "Ready, Exxon." ”
As soon as the words fell, a bunch of chaotic voices shouted one after another in the practice room.
"Measure your chest first, Ernie, measure your chest first."
"Wait a minute, I'm already touching her ass, lift up, quickly lift her ass, measure her ass first."
"Joo-hyun, don't move, I'll really spank your ass if you move again."
After a few minutes, Xiao Sun looked at the number in front of him and said with a little surprise, "Wow, 34, Xian, you have been practicing your buttocks recently?" ”
Xu Xian was about to say something, but found that Xiao Sun's wolf claws had reached out to her dough, and hurriedly shouted, "Ernie, don't measure it, I said this, I said, I know, it's 32B, 32B." ”
"You said you didn't know, hum, Ernie, do it."
Lin Yun'er said she didn't believe it, so she asked Xiao Sun to hurry up.
Xiao Sun was not verbose, he hugged Xu Xian again, smiled at her and looked down at the soft ruler in his hand.
The upper bust ended, continued to the lower bust, and then thought of a conversion result in his mind, and nodded, "Sure enough, it's 32B." ”
After the two most shameful numbers were settled, Seo Hyun himself stopped struggling, leaning on Lin Yun'er and lying there, thinking about the funny picture of Jessica being bullied by the other two when she just opened the door.
I really didn't expect it, feng shui took turns, and in just a few minutes, the character who was bullied and bullied in the blink of an eye was replaced by himself.
However, Xu Xian's daze couldn't stop Xiao Sun's move, and stretched out his right hand to wrap it, hugging it, holding it, and buttoning it.
Finally, he looked at the numbers, "24, Xiaoxian, your recent fitness results are really good." ”
"Can fitness really go up?"
The person who asked this question must undoubtedly be the youngest person here.
Well, the oldest one.
"No, it's not that you don't know my situation, anyway, I'm a little bit of fitness." Xiao Sun looked down at himself with a little regret, if he hadn't been tired and lost weight some time ago, maybe he would have been plumper.
"Look at the type, I heard Mr. Lin say that there will be two types of cases: fat chest and breast chest. The former is Shun Guioni, and Xiuyan Oni is also, and weight loss will shrink, because weight loss is fat, and it will naturally shrink. ”
As she spoke, her eyes were still smiling back and forth on Xiao Sun and Jessica's bodies, and finally stopped at Seo Hyun and Kim Tae-yeon.
"In the case of the breast gland, it is the same as the literal meaning, the main ingredient in it is not fat but the mammary gland, so even if you lose weight, it will not affect it too much, but will be more upright and more majestic."
In the face of this rare popular science knowledge, several girls here were stupid.
Xiao Sun was the first to react, "Ah, I seem to have heard this statement on the Internet, I thought it was a joke at the time, but it turned out to be true?" ”
"The doctors know that, Ernie."
Lin Yun'er's answer made Xiao Sun snort coldly and puff up his chest, "Doctor? Yun'a, are you making a mistake, do you still need to see a doctor in my state? How much more can those doctors do for me? ”
The proud speech made the rest of the people shut their mouths, for fear that Xiao Sun would seize the opportunity and humiliate them fiercely.
Even Lin Yun'er changed the topic very interestingly, planning to renew the war on Xu Xian, "Xiaoxian, are you the result of fitness or love, it's really enviable." ”
"Envy?"
At this second, Xu Xian accurately caught Lin Yun'er's sore feet exposed because she was in a hurry to change the topic, and sneered, "Compared to my figure, Ernie's mutated figure makes me jealous, and you still don't go to the gym at all." ”
"If it weren't for the fact that we've been running trips together all year long, concerts, it's really hard not to suspect that you didn't go to the hospital."
After speaking, Xu Xian said with a bright smile, "So, is this the result of love?" Taeyeon, shouldn't we also measure Yoon'er Oni's measurements?"
Lin Yun'er was stunned.
And with this distraction, she lost the best chance to escape, and was hugged by Kim Taeyeon, who had already complained about her countless times, to a frog lying on her stomach.
"Ju-hyun is right, Yoon-a, it's your turn."
"Shun-kyu, get ready."
"Xiuyan, come on, keep shooting. This time I changed my phone, and I want to keep the evidence. ”
“……”
Lin Yun'er, who was caught, was only left with a thick smile after being surprised at the beginning.
Looking at Kim Taeyeon, who was hugging him in front of him, he smiled faintly, "Ernie, it seems that you like to take pictures very much." ”
Kim Tae-yeon's heart was cold, as if she had done something wrong.
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2013.12.21。
Time flies, and the day of the concert came in the blink of an eye.
It's been a long time since he last took Xian Enjing and the three of them out to play.
After that day, Lin Yi really didn't lie, turned around and got on the flight to the imperial capital, made a few meals with a few brothers over there, soaked his feet a few times, and pressed his waist for a few nights, and then took the high-speed train back to the school.
I spent some time near the school, mostly talking to my tutor about graduation.
In addition, of course, there will be no shortage of dinners with classmates and friends.
And he was taught a hard lesson by the romantic debts left back then.
If he were Lin Yi when he was young, he probably wouldn't waste this opportunity to relive the taste of the past.
But at this time, Lin Yi could control the restlessness in his heart, and his more than ten years of life experience was not a joke.
If you want to hook his heavenly fire, the external characteristics are no longer the first needs, but the joy, fun, and stimulation can make him more happy and produce an effect that is ready to move.
Finally, after finishing the school, Lin Yi, who went around the territory, returned to his hometown again to rest for a few days.
Then it was the day of the concert, I set off from my hometown early in the morning, and came to the venue before the performance, stood at the back of the line smoothly, and quietly lined up to enter the venue.
After a long time, Lin Yi, who stepped into the venue, looked at the top of his head, which was no longer blue sky, and then leveled his gaze and threw himself on the stage not far away.
It's just that when I saw the stage that was a bit small for a multi-person girl group or even a dance troupe, my expression was slightly surprised.
Because he had never seen this concert in his previous life, and he had never come to Tianhe Stadium to see the performance.
In later generations, the concerts he watched were basically on the large stages near Huacheng Square, or the large stadiums in Chancheng and Pengcheng.
It's like this kind of small indoor stage, and the last time I saw it was when I was on a talk show many years ago.
At that time, the talk show was booming, and he also took advantage of the situation to hook up with a young lady fiercely.
Shaking his head, after Lin Yi threw out the meaningless thoughts, he found his place corresponding to the seat number of the ticket in his hand.
This position from the hand of Xian Enjing, although it is not the golden stage in the middle, but the lower right position facing the stage is also very perfect.
If the golden stage in the middle is the best position to watch the whole troupe's performance, then the Dharma protector positions on the left and right sides are the positions where you can see the most solo appearances.
After finding the location, Lin Yi took out his mobile phone as soon as he sat down and took a photo of the stage, and sent it to Xian Enjing backstage.
Within a few seconds, the reply came.
'You're in?' ’
Looking at this information, Lin Yile was happy.
'Ah, it's almost over, you still have time to play with your phone, are you so big-hearted?' ’
I just answered the phone, I won't talk to you, I'll see you later." ’
Looking at the words 'see you in a moment', Lin Yi seemed to see the picture of Xian Enjing showing a 'playful' smile towards him.
"No, at the concert scene, she shouldn't dare."
Lin Yi, who was talking, thought of the situation when he went to the Girls' Generation concert, Lin Yuner and Xiao Sun played crazy, and then he was a little scared.
It's not that I'm afraid of being used as a tool to play by Xian Enjing, but I'm afraid that some fans with big brains on the scene will open the box to the real situation.
In case it was really guessed by those brain-hole fans, and the scene opened the box to find the improper relationship between himself and Xian Enjing.
With Tara's current popularity in China, which is still steadily rising at this time, it is really difficult for him to move an inch here.
So as soon as he thought of this, Lin Yi directly couldn't sit still, "No, change positions." ”
Just do what you say.
Lin Yi, who had just sat down, immediately got up and looked around, and then a flash of inspiration flashed his eyes, his eyes looked in a certain direction in parallel, and he smiled slightly.
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After a while, the lights slowly dimmed, the fans cheered, and the MV of the opening middle two arrived as scheduled.
As the MV ends, streamers erupt.
Along with the streamers, the Tara members in hip-length skirts with straight and slender thighs all showed off from behind the slowly opening LED screen.
Coupled with the style of fur coating, it really makes everyone's eyes focus on the smooth and tender thighs.
Half of the cover and half of the exposure.
Everyone knows where to look.
Gan, Cody is really good at it this time.
It's just that when Xian Eun on the stage was dancing and singing, he took a chance to peek at a certain position.
When she rehearsed in front of her, she had already stepped on that place, so it was not difficult to locate it at all.
However, when she saw an unfamiliar face sitting in that position, she felt dizzy in front of her.
What about people, where did my big, mighty man go?
(End of chapter)