408 Squeeze and always sit down
"Teacher Lin, Shungui's patches shouldn't be very fun, do you want to play with mine."
This sentence made Lin Yi look at Park Hyomin next to him in surprise, only to see her show a playful smile, "Why are you looking at me like this, isn't it strange?" You just came back with Soon-gyu and glanced at me, so it's normal for me to pay more attention to my surroundings. ”
"You can still see your clothes pulled up?"
The vacuum form of the little sun has been covered by the coat, so when Park Hyo-min said these words at this time, Lin Yi was a little surprised, "You don't have perspective eyes, right?" ”
After speaking, he suddenly showed a smile and motioned to Park Hyo-min on the dance floor below, "If there is one, help me see which beauty has the best figure below, I'm curious." ”
However, Park Hyo-min smiled, "I don't have clairvoyance, but I can get started." ”
Begin?
Lin Yi glanced at Park Hyo-min's delicate and soft eyes painted with green cat's eyes, and asked, "How does it feel?" ”
This problem of playing cards out of common sense made Park Hyo-min stumble, but he quickly reacted and returned with a smile, "How does it feel?" Don't you know if you try mine? ”
"Soon-gyu's E, yours is D." Lin Yi replied.
Women are quite sensitive to this number, and Park Hyo-min is no exception, gritting her teeth and roaring, "Ah, stinky Lin Yi, cup cold knowledge, the number is the floor area, and the letter is the building height." No matter how high the height is, if the range is not large, you pinch a fart. ”
"Well, I know, so Shun Gyu is 38 and you are 35, which is still a little bit worse." Lin Yi continued to laugh.
This time Park Hyo-min was dumbfounded, "38? When did she turn 38 and go up again? Isn't it 36, it's about the same as me? ”
"I don't know, she said it herself, I haven't started it yet, but 38 is definitely bigger than 35, and it should feel better."
"Get out."
Although he is used to Lin Yi's shamelessness and cheapness, this sentence really made Park Hyo-min break his defense, "Love to play or not, hum." ”
"Hahaha, let's go, next time I have a chance, Yun'er really looks at me."
Lin Yi, who was laughing while talking, knocked on Park Hyo-min's skull, and then walked back to his booth with her.
As soon as he entered the booth, Park Hyo-min hurriedly stuck to Xiao Sun's side, stumbling and not knowing what he was doing, anyway, Little Sun was hiding around.
As for Lin Yima, he squeezed Jessica on the side of his own fawn Bambi aside, and met her angry gaze with a smile on his face, and said curiously, "Tsk, how much have you captains drunk, people are dying." ”
Hearing this, Jessica turned her head to look at Kim Taeyeon, whose eyes were watery, her cheeks were red, and her eyelids were sinking, and frowned, "I don't know, I've drunk a lot, she just won't admit defeat." ”
At this time, a laugh came from the side, "Half a bottle of original wine, mixed with two bottles of drink." ”
Lin Xiaolu, who also heard Lin Yi's question, looked back at his man with a smile, "Teacher Lin, I guess I'll have to take Ernie to the toilet in a while, she feels like she's going to vomit." ”
Lin Yi, who heard the words, took a closer look at Kim Taeyeon's face, no, it should be said to look at her white neck that was surging and surging.
Get up, "Don't wait, it's not a feeling, I guess I've been swallowed back many times." ”
After saying this, Lin Yi directly mentioned Jin Xiaoyi, who was staring at the table in a daze, "Ah, Kim Taeyeon, are you still standing firm." ”
Raising her head crookedly, Kim Taeyeon looked at Lin Yi with those confused eyes, "Who are you, stinky man, let go of me." ”
"Drunk." Jessica said.
"I've been drunk for a long time." Lin Yun'er said with a smile.
Next to him, Li Shaoxi had already hurriedly got up and supported Kim Taeyeon with Lin Yi.
Xiao Sun and Park Hyo-min also restrained the action of leaning into their coats and came over one after another.
"What's the matter, Taeyeon, what's going on."
"I'm drunk, I still need to ask, it's really hard to play cards and fight wine with Yun'er."
Lin Yi, who was holding Kim Taeyeon tightly, suddenly thought of something and looked at Bambi, "Yun'a, mobile phone." ”
Lin Yun'er understood in seconds, picked up the mobile phone on the desktop with a smile, and turned on the video recording function.
The rest of the people who watched this scene had a chill on their backs, these two people were really ruthless.
You know, what drunk people are most afraid of is that someone will help them remember the past the next day, not to mention the black history that comes with their own videos.
As Lin Yun'er turned on the video, Lin Yi also looked down at Kim Taeyeon, "If you want to vomit, if you want to vomit, I'll take you to the bathroom, if you don't vomit, we'll retreat." ”
"What time is it?"
Hearing the words of retreat, Jessica also looked at Lin Yun'er and asked.
The latter just turned on the phone and saw the time, "It's faster, do you still want to play?" If you want to play, you'll have to add alcohol, and if you don't play, you'll be fine. ”
Jessica, who got the answer, looked at the wine on the table, which was already about the same, and then at Kim Taeyeon's state, shook off her dizzy head, and immediately made a decision.
"Then let's go, let her vomit here. In the past, the bathroom was too crowded, so I left after vomiting here. ”
"Okay." Lin Yi nodded.
Then slowly put Kim Taeyeon back on the sofa, let Li Shaoxi hold her, take care of her, and then took out her mobile phone and flipped out the address book to make a call.
Soon, about 10 minutes later, everyone sitting in the booth saw Lin Yi's mobile phone screen light up.
A call came in.
Scooping up and swiping across the screen, Lin Yi said, "Hey." ”
"Well, here it is, you've arrived?"
"Okay, okay, wait for me at the door, I'll go out now."
Hanging up, Lin Yi raised his eyes and looked at everyone, "Let's go, the car is outside." ”
Then he looked at Park Hyo-min, "Hyo-min, how are you." ”
Park Hyo-min, who was a coincidence, said, "I'll go back with Ernie and the others in a while, don't worry, it'll be fine." ”
"Then I won't say more, you pay attention to your own safety."
They are all adults, and it is impossible for Lin Yi to control the freedom of others, so after a word of concern, he stepped forward to help Kim Taeyeon, who had vomited twice and was lying on the sofa, and hugged him horizontally, motioning for everyone next to him to follow.
So after saying goodbye to Lin Yuna and others and Park Hyo-min, he followed Lin Yi's footsteps and left this hall.
It's just that except for Lin Yun'er's footsteps, which are still steady, the steps of the rest of the people are somewhat floating.
After all, except for the part of Kim Taeyeon's drink, the rest went into their stomachs, and now they can stay awake and walk on their own, which can be regarded as the result of their good drinking.
The crowd who walked out of the door of the bar saw the Audi A5 parked on the side of the road at a glance, and also noticed how familiar the figure standing was that had just come down from the main driver.
"What, Lin Yi, why did you call Zhu Xian."
The first to speak was Xiao Sun who came out of Lin Yi's heels.
She looked at the graceful figure who got out of the car, and her brain suddenly felt that it was not enough, when did these two people become so familiar.
was also surprised, and Bambi, she didn't seem to expect her man to call her family over, "Xiaoxian, why are you here." ”
Xu Xian, who came to the side in a circle, looked at the small team in front of him, and his heart was a little complicated, but he quickly replied, "I happened to be recording a show nearby, and I was having dinner after the end, so Mr. Lin sent me a text message to ask where I was......"
As soon as Xu Xian said this, everyone's eyes looked at Lin Yi, but they saw a very calm and handsome face.
"Look at what I'm doing, when I was with Xiaomin, I sent it in a group, thinking about who was close, and I would call who would come and pick up someone when I went back."
When everyone heard this, they silently repeated this sentence in their hearts.
The logic is right, and the idea is great, but the operation is a bit too sassy, cheap, and underwhelming.
Didn't I see Xu Xiandu roll his eyes very rarely, "Originally, I wanted to go back with a casual meal, but because of Mr. Lin's information, I sat for more than ten minutes, and then he called me, and I came over." ”
"Can this car sit down?" Jessica looked at the coupe on the side of the road with some concern.
"I definitely can't sit down, didn't Mr. Lin say that there is a car here." Xu Xian replied.
At this time, Lin Yun'er took out a bunch of car keys, "Drive mine, Cayenne should be able to squeeze it." ”
Jessica said, "Cayenne is hard to squeeze in, there are six of us here." No, plus Xiaoxian, 7 people. ”
After speaking, she turned her head to look at Lin Yi, "You didn't count the number of people?" ”
"Squeeze it, Xu Xian and I sit in the front, you guys squeeze in the back. Isn't it such a moment to wait for such a slender figure, don't waste much, you can always sit down if you squeeze it. ”
Lin Yi looked away, not daring to look at Jessica, because he really hadn't counted the number of people.
Xu Xian was also stunned, "Ah, there is no big car?" ”
Why are you calling yourself to come over without a big car, look at the picture of your little team abandoning me?
At this point, Lin Yi could only stubbornly say, "If you can squeeze it, don't think about it." Anyway, it's good not to drink and drive, and at most it's just a ticket for overloading, and I'm really stopped for reimbursement. ”
And Lin Yun'er also saw her man's predicament, stood up with a soft smile, and gave the arrangement in a slow and very resolute tone.
"Okay, just like Mr. Lin said, Xiaoxian and I will sit in front. Teacher Lin and He Xiuyan Oni and Shaoxi sat in the back, and then Shun Gui Oni and Shaoxi squeezed, Teacher Taeyeon Oni Lin, you hold and sit, I can't hold it. ”
Everyone looked at each other, a little worried, but they didn't question it.
Xu Xian's action was also very fast, and he took the key in Lin Yun'er's hand and asked, "Then so be it, it's not a way to stay here, and it's easy to have problems if someone gets photographed." Ernie where is your car, I'll park the car first. ”
After a few more minutes, Xu Xian quickly parked his car in the parking lot on the side and drove out Lin Yun'er's Cayenne.
As the car stopped in front of everyone, everyone also got in.
Lin Yun'er is the fastest, after all, she is the co-pilot, but the five people in the back seat are a little difficult to squeeze.
I saw Xu Xian and Lin Yuner adjust the space of the front seat to the limit, and try to make way for the back seat.
Fortunately, Lin Yuna drove the Cayenne over this time, if it was replaced by Lin Yi or Kim Taeyeon's two cars, it would be even more finished.
In the crowded room, the back seat was soon occupied by more than half of the seats.
For example, Li Shaoxi who is close to the car door, Jessica who is sitting in the middle, and Xiao Sun who is sitting on Li Shaoxi's lap and lying on the driver's seat.
Now only Lin Yi, who was holding Kim Taeyeon, was standing outside the car, so everyone's eyes also looked at him.
"This little space doesn't feel like it's easy to hold."
Looking at the few people who had tried their best to reserve space for themselves, Lin Yi still smiled bitterly with a little headache.
With a height of 180+ and a pair of long legs in front, plus this Tai Xiaosoft in his arms, it's really a bit bad.
In the passenger window, Lin Yun'er looked at Lin Yi with a smile, "Then what should I do, why don't you take a taxi back with Ernie." ”
Lin Yi didn't answer her, but looked at Xiao Sun, "Shungui, why don't you drive the Land Rover you bought this time." ”
"Whoever drives that car at night, it must be mini to drive."
Little Sun was speechless.
You know, she didn't plan to drive here at first, because she didn't know if she could go back if she was drunk.
"Okay."
After Lin Yi, who muttered, took a deep breath, he helped Kim Taeyeon, who was hugging him horizontally, up, and then hugged Kim Taeyeon to his chest in a straddle posture of holding a child, and let him lie on his chest.
And his hands went around the little golden legs, and wrapped around the extremely soft buttocks.
This scene directly stunned everyone in the car and gave them a super shock.
"No, Mr. Lin, you hugged Ernie as a child, right?" Lin Yuna was the first to speak.
"I don't know how to sit with her in my arms other than in this position."
Lin Yi didn't waste time when he spoke, he hugged Tai Xiaosoft in his arms with both hands, got into the car with a buttocks, and directly squeezed Jessica, who was even mentally prepared, into a ball, so he immediately complained, "Lin Yi, I'll be a dog next time I come out to drink with you." ”
Who knew that Lin Yi replied directly, "Is the puppy barking?" ”
The next second, Jessica was silent, no, she was sweating.
His eyes quietly glanced at Yun'er in the rearview mirror, and he didn't dare to say anything more, but the small hand slowly stroked the waist of the man next to him, wanting to give him a hard hand.
As a result, he was suppressed by the other party in advance, and the wolf claws had already reached the danger zone.
Frightened, Jessica quickly withdrew her little hand, clamped her thigh, and didn't dare to relax for half a second.
Because if you relax for half a second, the opponent will go straight to the position.
Next to him, Xiao Yangyang, who was lying behind the driver's seat, squinted his eyes, and silently turned his head in a different direction, keeping in line with Li Shaoxi, who was looking at the scenery outside the window from beginning to end.
And Lin Yun'er in front didn't notice this, after she saw Lin Yi get in the car and close the door, she asked Xu Xian to drive quickly, and she was familiar with the debugging navigation to help Xu Xian find a route back to the dormitory.
In the back seat, the drunken Kim Taeyeon suddenly sat up at this time and looked at the unfamiliar environment with a confused expression.
Then he looked at the person he was sitting on, looked at the other person, smiled, and fell into the other's arms again.
It's just that those two tender little hands are no longer quiet.
A few seconds later, a slight inhalation sound came from Lin Yi's mouth.
"Hiss~"