Chapter 102: Shen Mingzhu, You're really laughing to death
Shen Mingzhu didn't know why, so he heard Ma Xiangu commenting on her, "I see that your husband and wife palace is full, your forehead is round, the mountain roots are towering, the lord marries early, and the marriage is smooth......"
"Fairy Gu, is she still not a yellow flower girl?"
Ma Xiangu was a little unhappy and was interrupted by Shen Baolan, but for the sake of money, she didn't care.
"She has a lot of marriage on her, and she should have been married for a while, but she is indeed still a virgin."
Shen Mingzhu finally understood what these two things were for, and he was immediately furious.
"Shen Baolan, if you are sick, go for treatment, don't come here to go crazy, get out!"
Shen Baolan was proud and excited, and her hand was pressed against the door, not letting Shen Mingzhu close it.
"Shen Mingzhu, your fox tail is always exposed now, why did you blow it with me in the first place? Say how powerful your Pei Yang is, do it twice a day, do it for half an hour at a time, I'm phew! The cows have been blown up to the sky by you!! ”
"What twice?"
Looking back and seeing Pei Yang standing behind him at some point, Shen Mingzhu just wanted to ascend to heaven on the spot.
Let her die!
As soon as she saw Pei Yang, Shen Baolan immediately pulled Ma Xiangu excitedly, "Xiangu, look at him, is he not good?" I mean, that aspect ......."
Ma Xiangu gave Shen Baolan a "rest assured, I understand" look, and then squinted her eyes and looked Pei Yang up and down.
"From the looks of his face, there is nothing wrong with him, but I can conclude that he is still a virgin."
After speaking, he also joked, "Hey, it's really funny, you husband and wife have been married for a long time, but they have not been in the same room, do you plan to cultivate into immortals?" ”
Shen Mingzhu: "......"
Pei Yang: "......"
Shen Baolan was stunned for a moment, then laughed out loud, leaning forward and leaning back with laughter.
While laughing, he pointed at Shen Mingzhu and mocked loudly, "Shen Mingzhu, Shen Mingzhu, you are really laughing to death, you have been married for almost a year, and you are still a yellow flower girl, haha......"
After laughing at Shen Mingzhu, he began to despise Pei Yang again, "Tut-tut, Bai Chang is such a big man, he is actually an embroidered pillow that is useless, fortunately I didn't marry you at the beginning, otherwise I would only be a widow in this life." ”
"I'll fuck you!"
Shen Mingzhu was so angry, and regardless of whether Shen Baolan was pregnant or not, she kicked the person out and threw her at the door.
Turning around, Pei Yang was standing behind her, and the two of them stared at each other.
The atmosphere was awkward.
Pei Yang was the first to break the silence, pointed to his head and asked, "Shuhuan and his daughter-in-law, is there a problem here?" ”
"Who knows which of her tendons is wrong, something is wrong!"
After speaking, Shen Mingzhu was about to go to the sofa to sit down and dissipate his anger, but he was grabbed by the man before he took two steps.
"What did Shuhuan's daughter-in-law say twice just now, once for half an hour?"
Although she was so ashamed that she was about to burrow into the ground, Shen Mingzhu tried to keep calm on her face, "She has a sick brain, and you are sick too?" Do you listen to what she says? ”
Pei Yang seemed to be smiling, "Mingzhu, are you really stupid, you can't tell the truth from the false?" ”
Shen Mingzhu shook off the man's hand and said angrily: "Yes, for the sake of face, in order not to be laughed at by her, I bragged in front of her, how can I drop, is it illegal to brag?" Didn't you brag? ”
Seeing that she lost her temper, Pei Yang reached out to pull her, and after being slapped away by Shen Mingzhu, he did not give up, and continued to reach out to pull her, but he was still slapped away by Shen Mingzhu without accident.
The two of them just came to me and filmed for a long time, and in the end, Shen Mingzhu's hand hurt, and Pei Yang finally pulled her little hand smoothly.
Pinching her soft fingers, Pei Yang's expression and eyes softened, and his voice was full of goodwill.
"It's me who is not good, I have wronged you, don't be angry, if you are really angry, you might as well beat me, until you are angry."
"Smash, bring the rolling pin!!"
Pei Yang: "......"
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Ma Sufen was wearing an apron to arrange dinner, and when she turned around, she was frightened by Shen Baolan, who was quietly pestle at the kitchen door.
was so angry that she opened her mouth and scolded, "Why don't you die if you are a mourning star, the pestle is scared to death there......"
In normal times, Shen Baolan would have jumped up and quarreled with Ma Sufen for 800 rounds.
But today, in the face of Ma Sufen's various vicious curses, she didn't reply a word, and after Ma Sufen finished scolding, she came to a leisurely sentence.
"Mom, is there anything I need help with?"
Ma Sufen glared at Shen Baolan, looking like a ghost.
Which tendon is wrong for this lazy daughter-in-law, who is usually lazy like a pig, but today she actually took the initiative to help?
Shen Baolan didn't care what kind of impact and fright her transformation brought to Ma Sufen, walked into the kitchen with her waist up, picked up the kitchen knife on the stove and began to cut cabbage, and talked to Ma Sufen about Pei Yang and Shen Mingzhu's gossip while cutting.
The allure of gossip to Ma Sufen is like a dog that eats it when it sees, regardless of who pulled it and whether it is poisonous or not.
Because of the gossip, the mother-in-law and the mother-in-law strangely temporarily resumed peaceful coexistence.
Even after listening to the gossip, Ma Sufen still couldn't get enough of asking -
"If Pei Yang really wants to do it, then where did his son come from?"
This stopped Shen Baolan, but her mind turned fast, and she blurted out: "Eighty percent was picked up, just to cover up his problem, Shen Mingzhu is miserable this time, and he has to be widowed for the rest of his life." ”
The tone was very gloating.
Ma Sufen also gloated, although Shen Mingzhu didn't recruit her to provoke her.
After the schadenfreude was over, Ma Sufen remembered the incident at the birthday banquet a few days ago, and her eyes suddenly became disgusted and hateful when she looked at her daughter-in-law.
The water-based bitch thing, who chased after Pei Yang's ass without face and skin, wanted to die or live, but now I know that Pei Yang is no longer good, and I want to continue to come back to be the daughter-in-law of the Zhou family in peace and stability, and dream of spring and autumn!
With her alive for a day, the slut doesn't want to live a good life one day.
Shen Baolan didn't know that her mother-in-law had hated her in her heart, and tried hard to please: "Mom, you go out to rest, I'll make dinner." ”
Someone rushed to work, Ma Sufen was naturally happy and relaxed, and went out with her hands.
After a while, Zhou Shuhuan came back from work.
Seeing Ma Sufen sitting on the sofa, but there was movement in the kitchen, I couldn't help but wonder.
"Mom, who's in the kitchen?"
"Who else but that slut!"
Knowing that Shen Baolan was cooking dinner, Zhou Shuhuan was surprised, put down his bag and wanted to go to the kitchen to take a look, but was dragged into the room by Ma Sufen.
After entering the room, Ma Sufen told her son about the fact that Pei Yang and Shen Mingzhu were still together.
After finishing speaking, he scolded Shen Baolan again, scolding Shen Baolan for being watery and flowery, and encouraging her son to divorce.
Zhou Shuhuan didn't listen to a word, and his mind was full of thoughts: Pei Yang can't do that, what can Shen Mingzhu do in the future?
(End of chapter)