Chapter 288: What is the festival?
What is a demon?
To borrow a popular word from before Lin Taiping's crossing, the demon is a creature without discipline!
They are brutal and cunning, greedy and afraid of death, they don't know what unity is, they don't understand what righteousness is, let alone loyalty and sacrifice bravery, for them, as long as the other party's strength is far stronger than them, or come up with enough benefits, then even if a pig stands in front of them, they will not hesitate to kneel down and be loyal.
There is no doubt that Lin Taiping is certainly not a pig, on the contrary, his strength is far greater than that of the blood sickle, so it only took a third of a second, and all the demons immediately made a wise decision, that is-
"My lord, from the first time I saw you, I felt majesty. The Ice Envoy Demon hugged Lin Taiping's thighs tightly, howling with a handful of snot and tears, "So, please be sure to accept me, from now on I will be your person in life and your dead person in death, whatever you ask me to do." ”
"Woo woo, we also feel the same way, and we also feel the same way. Several horned demons also knelt on the ground, crying and beating their chests desperately, "My lord, if you don't accept us, our life will be meaningless, we would rather die here, please, let us follow you loyally." ”
Shameless, shameless, the Abyss Flame Demon was so angry that he spurted blood, seeing that group of bastards snatched away all his lines, he simply rushed up in a hurry, shouting with tears in his eyes: "My lord, don't you know me? I am Huomiao, the cousin of your uncle's nephew's aunt, we are relatives, relatives, you touched my head when you were a child!"
What about the festivals?
Lin Taiping touched his chin speechlessly, looking at a large group of demons who were holding his thighs and not letting go, and couldn't help but look at the blood sickle opposite, "Ahem, respected gentlemen." Surely you will forsake the darkness and turn to the darkness...... Well, I don't have a problem personally, but aren't you going to think about that scythe dude's feelings?"
What else did it feel about, the blood sickle on the other side was almost angry to the point of burning, and the only thing that made it a little comforting was that at least the pale-faced Lilu was still standing beside him: "Damn, you damn bastards...... Lilu, I swear by my family's evil reputation that if I make it alive to leave today, I will reward you well. ”
Thanks to its reminders. The stupid Lilu finally found herself standing in the wrong line, looking around blankly, she suddenly screamed in horror, and ran directly towards Lin Taiping's side, and stepped on her skirt clumsily halfway, and fell directly at Lin Taiping's feet with a bang.
Holding back the pain in her knees, her eyes widened with tears in her eyes, and she put her hands together and said pitifully, "My lord, please accept me too." Well, I'm useful, I can cook, and I can mop the floor. Will it ...... Will it ...... Warm the bed. ”
Dumbfounded, poor blood sickle was stunned before he finished sighing, and he was stunned for a few seconds. It really wanted to wield two scythes and take the vile bastards on the other side, along with the little white face who didn't know if it was a human or a demon. They were all cut into seventeen or eighteen pieces and dragged out to feed the dogs.
But the problem is, no matter how much it hates it, it's useless, a group of demons have long been clustered around Lin Taiping, and they have firmly the idea of hugging their thighs, and the Abyss Flame Demon is even more flattering and desperately flattering in order to prove his loyalty, honesty and reliability: "My lord, great noble, wise and wise lord, do we have the honor to know your noble name?"
Being flattered to the point that he had goosebumps all over his body, Lin Taiping looked at the big watery eyes of the Yan Demon, and couldn't help but shudder, so he could only cough a few times helplessly: "Okay, my name is very ordinary, you can call me Lin Taiping." ”
Good name, a group of demons immediately praised each other, no matter how strange the name was, and then raised their hands very neatly, shouted three times and fell to the ground in unison: "My lord, great Lord Lin Taiping, please accept our allegiance, and accept this blood castle as our insignificant gift!"
"Are you sure?" Lin Taiping raised his head with a strange face, looking at the blood sickle on the opposite side gritting his teeth, "Hmm, if I'm not mistaken, this ancient castle seems to be the private property of that old man, right?"
"It was, but not anymore. A group of demons looked at each other, and suddenly laughed viciously, "My lord, you can give the order, just one word, and we promise to help you deal with that bastard in a few minutes." ”
Very good and powerful, Lin Taiping really has a sense of awe, and said in his heart that this group of guys is really turning their faces faster than turning books, from this point of view, dear Mr. Blood Scythe, you are really a failure, you actually took in such a group of unrighteous bastards, even if you raise a few cats, it is much better than raising them.
"Don't be wordy, all the demons in the world are this virtue. He was already so depressed that he was spurting blood, and then he was looked at by Lin Taiping so sympathetically, the blood sickle gritted his teeth with hatred, "Damn little white face, don't be too happy, as long as you have enough interests and enough strength, sooner or later, this group of guys will sell you all like betraying me." ”
A group of demons immediately swore to the heavens and the earth, and they all said that they had always been loyal and had no two hearts, and the Abyss Flame Demon was even more to prove his innocence, and immediately glared at the blood sickle viciously: "Damn bastard, you actually dare to insult our loyalty to Lord Lin Taiping, this kind of insult can only be washed away with your blood!"
That's right, that's right, a group of demons were indignantly agreed, and they all jumped up viciously, roaring in a low voice and approaching the blood sickle, and the blood bat golem, which had been hovering in the sky, was screaming and circling and slowly falling, and the bright red blood eyes firmly locked the position of the blood sickle.
Damn it, the blood scythe roared viciously, finally realizing that he was at the end of his rope: "Bastards, you bastards, even if I go to hell, I won't let you go, one day, I will crawl out of the damn hell and kill you all cleanly, including that little white face." ”
"Not necessarily. Lin Taiping touched his chin with a smile and looked at the blood sickle who was completely desperate and crazy, "Dear Mr. Blood Scythe, I personally think that you are still very useful, so why don't you think about it and serve me like them?"
Never! Not thinking about this at all, the blood sickle took a few steps back angrily, his eyes burning with rage, "Damn little white face, don't dream, as a great and noble scythe demon, I will never give in and surrender, this is a crazy insult to my family's reputation." ”
"Is that so?" Lin Taiping looked at it with a smile on his face, seeing that the blood sickle nodded desperately, and he had the momentum to rather commit suicide than surrender, he could only sigh helplessly, "Okay, if you insist, then you can only show respect...... Are you sure you don't want to look at my terms of employment first, though?"
The terms of employment?Bloodsickle couldn't help but be stunned, not understanding what it meant, but after only a few seconds, it immediately understood, and couldn't understand it anymore-
With a bang, as Lin Taiping gently turned the storage ring, the glittering gold coins poured out of the ring like a surging tide, covering the entire ground in an instant, and even shining so brightly that people couldn't open their eyes.
Very good and powerful, the blood scythe suddenly felt like it had been hit in the head by a stick, dizzy and dizzy, blah blaze, wait, did I read it wrong, there are at least tens of thousands of gold coins here, the dark god is on it, how many caravans do I usually have to rob and deceive how many people to get so many gold coins?
"Isn't it enough?" Lin Taiping raised his head with a smile, looked at it dumbfounded, and turned the storage ring again.
With a bang, this time it was no longer gold coins that came out, but those more valuable and expensive magic crystals, thousands of magic crystals were like those cheap fruits, which were stacked in the pond very casually, making people feel the urge to jump in and not want to climb out.
I really want to die! Blood Scythe couldn't help but groan, and suddenly felt that his self-esteem had been shattered, in the past few decades, he had worked hard to rob and deceive people, but all the property added up, it was less than half of the total value of these magic crystals, there was no heavenly reason, there was no heavenly reason, it was also a demon, why did that little white face mix so well?
It turned out that the blood sickle's self-esteem was completely hopeless, because just a few seconds later, Lin Taiping turned the storage ring again, and as the light shone by, a large pile of jewelry fell to the ground with a bang, followed by brand-new enchanted weapons, followed by exquisite daily necessities, and then ......
At this moment, the entire castle fell into an eerie silence.
In an instant, more than a dozen stunned demons suddenly screamed neatly, and pounced on Lin Taiping's thighs again, and all of them were trembling with green light in their eyes.
The Abyss Flame Demon waved the fireball even more viciously, directly blasting away a few bastards who dared to grab their thighs with him, and then screamed with tears in his eyes: "My lord, great, noble, generous and wise lord, what are you still hiring that fool for, with our loyal subordinates, anything can be done!"
That's it, that's it, more than a dozen demons patted their chests with fanatical faces, and said that as long as you give us these gold coins, no matter what you want us to do, even if we want to play cards with the God of Light, we will rush straight forward without saying a word, why bother with that idiot from the blood sickle to divide the money?
Idiot? How dare you call me stupid?
Angry, the blood scythe, which was already stunned, was really hysterical at the moment, and a surging black gas erupted all over its body, and it held the scythe high with a distorted face, and suddenly pounced viciously, directly at the defenseless Lin Taiping, and then ......
"My lord, please accept my allegiance!" The hideous and vicious ugly face was suddenly full of flattering smiles, this guy hugged Lin Taiping's thighs tightly, and almost screamed at the top of his throat-
"Yes, I do, whatever you tell me to do...... What?family reputation?What the hell is that, can it fill your stomach?" (To be continued......)