86 There is no woman in my heart, fishing for the god of nature [two-in-one begging for subscription!] 】
Before the start of the game, Ellie and Goliath were warming up.
Twist your neck, stretch your hamstrings, and relax your back muscles.
Also, read the rules of the contest.
Both of them had serious expressions.
Yes.
Ellie never played beach volleyball.
Goliath has only played in the game as well.
They need to know the specific rules.
In addition, Lu Chen has also developed three game plans:
"Theoretically, beach volleyball is a mortal sport, everyone is a practitioner, and for the sake of fairness, there must be restrictions."
"The first way to play is not to use any spiritual power, purely relying on physique and skill to shoot the ball, however, the physique of the one with higher cultivation is obviously better, and the advantage is obvious."
"The second way to play is to limit the spiritual pressure to the same level of cultivation, and you can use spiritual power to shoot the ball, but for the side with high cultivation, it is still unfair to spend energy to control the spiritual pressure to prevent crossing the line, and the side with low cultivation can try its best to hit the ball."
"The third is an indiscriminate game, Golia's true cultivation is higher, and Ellie is good at spells, each has its own advantages and disadvantages, cancels each other out, and plays casually, which is relatively fair...... The downside is that I don't know if the ball can be carried. ”
"You discussed, which kind of play is it?"
The two of them were humble to each other and looked very confident.
Goliath drinks before the war.
"It's still the second way to play, I limit the spiritual pressure to the same level as Xiao Ai, anyway, I've been restricting it for so many years, in addition to cultivation, I also limit magic power, it's not a big problem, I can easily win with my physique alone."
Ellie also followed suit:
"I suggest the first way to play, although the mortal way of playing Sister Golia's strength is better, but you are full and drunk, and the agility is still my advantage, not to mention, I still have the tactics to win."
The more Golia listened, the more wrong it became.
"Xiao Ai means, I'm not as intelligent as you, right?"
Ellie also ignited her fighting spirit.
"I didn't mean that."
Lu Chen glanced at it, and there was a little bit of the smell of needles against Maimang.
"Very good, as an adventurer, I want this kind of serious competitive atmosphere, I decided to take the third option, I will solve the problem of the ball."
After that, he sailed to Wangcheng and found an injection molding factory to print a customized version of the beach volleyball, and the level 50 spirit warrior couldn't break it with all his might.
Of course, the price is a little more expensive, and a volleyball costs ten spirit stones!
While waiting, the boss also told Lu Chen, an idealist, the origin story of the Thousand Island Sea......
The story is too bizarre, and Lu Chen will be suspicious.
After getting the volleyball, head back to Sand Island.
He told the story to Ellie and Goliath.
"When I was printing volleyballs, I heard a bizarre story that the planet was split by a sword spirit warrior...... Can such a thing be done? ”
Goliath looked at the hillbilly on her face.
"Is this bizarre? As long as you are a sword master who has been cultivated, you can do it, right? For example, I was back then. ”
Lu Chen didn't know much about swordsmanship, and it was the first time he heard the word Sword Master, and there was no title of Sword Master in the game.
"So, the Sword Saint and Cultivation are not directly related?"
Goliath said:
"The sword master is the highest level of swordsmanship, just a conventional title, the focus is on skills and perception, but also to understand all kinds of high-level methods of sword power transmission, of course, it also needs a certain amount of cultivation to comprehend, at least not less than a hundred levels. If you want to split the planets with one sword, I estimate that a sword master above level 200 can do it. ”
200 Level ...... It's a level that Lu Chen and Ellie have never heard of.
Ellie asked curiously:
"A two-hundred-level sword master should be very strong, why would it appear in such a small place?"
Road Dust Road:
"On the surface, it was mining, but what the owner of the injection molding shop told me was:
Five hundred years ago, the planet was an ancient jungle and ocean in a state of wilderness.
A promising young Juggernaut from the Empire arrives here to hunt down a Federation spy.
As a result, he was lost halfway by a squid girl, Seyu, which caused the Pure Yang Kenshin to be broken, and thus lost the federal spy.
The Sword Saint was supposed to kill the Squid Lady with one sword, but unexpectedly, the Squid Lady was extremely fertile and was pregnant with the half-blood flesh and blood of the Sword Saint.
The sword master couldn't bear to start, and cut open the planet in a fit of rage, and from then on, he broke off with the squid Niang En and never got along with each other.
It is said that this promising Imperial Sword Saint has since fallen ill and is far away from the imperial political and military center, and it is only in recent decades that the imperial kendo world has withered, and he has re-emerged from the mountain, and is now an imperial general. ”
Ellie shuddered as she listened.
Goliath didn't think there was anything bizarre about the story.
"This story tells us that men must take care of their crotch, there is no woman in their hearts, draw their swords and natural gods, and perverts will not end well!"
Ellie suddenly asked:
"And where did the other hemisphere go?"
Road Dust Road:
"It is said that he was brought back to the empire by the Sword Saint, and he also built a sword dojo on it, practicing Mingzhi and not forgetting shame."
Ellie's eyes moved slightly, her thoughts flew wildly, and she said in a daze:
"The legend may not be entirely accurate, maybe the Juggernaut and the squid lady are true love? But if you belong to different camps with the woman you like, you can't stay together for a long time, so you can only bring back half a planet to commemorate the past time and the people of the past. ”
Lu Chen was stunned for a moment and looked at Ellie, whose eyes were full of empathy.
I didn't expect her to be a sentimental flower girl.
"Aren't you the most afraid of perverted men? This Juggernaut has made the squid girl pregnant......"
Only then did Ellie react, looking in a trance.
"I—I don't mean that, I mean that the squid lady is also humanoid, definitely not an atavistic squid!"
She couldn't hide her nervousness and said categorically.
Goliath leaned over with a smile, sniffed the girlish hormones on Ellie's body with the tip of her nose, and said with a sly face:
"Little love has grown up!"
Frightened, Ellie hurriedly retreated.
Lu Chen decided to put an end to this pre-game vignette.
"Well, this is just a story, every planet likes to make up some origin stories for its own civilization, and it is not excluded that it is the Thousand Islands Sea that adds legendary claims in order to do business.
The ball has been obtained, and with the strength of the two of you, no matter how you hit the ball, the ball will not break.
I hope this little story before the game will not affect your state in the rest of the game. ”
Ellie replied aloud:
"Captain No!"
No, why are you yelling so loudly?
Isn't this trying to cover up?
Lu Chen didn't say much.
Immediately set the rules of the contest:
"Indiscriminate batting, in order to fight for every ball and improve the enjoyment of the game, set a point difference winning rule, whoever is ahead of the opponent first will win!"
Gloria suddenly had an idea, and said confidently:
"I think Xiao Ai has hidden a lot of private money, and she should win some money to be fun."
Road dust immediately refuted:
"You don't have any money, so you're not eligible to participate."
Goliath gave him a blank look.
"Cut!"
Lu Chen patted his chest narcissistically, and set the winning rewards for the two as:
"The one who wins will face off against Captain Ben!"
Goliath snorted coldly, and suddenly became energetic.
"In order to blow you up, I have to win Ellie."
Ellie regained her fighting spirit, and her little face sank slightly.
"I'm not going to lose either!"
"Good."
Lu Chen quickly set up a fence and drew the scene.
The game began with the firelight and starlight.
Lu Chen returned to the spaceship and removed Golia's gaming recliner from the spaceship.
Sit cross-legged on a recliner.
Melon seeds, watermelon, chilled happy water...... Everything but the kitchen sink.
even turned on the high-definition camera to take some game videos, and reminisced about it when I got old.
He also hopes to understand the road and life while watching the game, and solve the demons that have always been in the air force.
……
Lu Chen gave an order.
The competition has officially begun.
Ellie serves, casts a wind spell, and adds spin and ball speed to the ball.
Goliath stopped the ball with a chest and broke the spin, rebounded instantly, and jumped up.
Raise your right palm and bam!
A crit blast.
The speed of the ball was too fast, and it directly broke through the air barrier spell arranged by Ellie outside her body, and even someone knocked the ball to the ground and landed on the line, scoring one point.
Its movements are clean and neat, especially the chest stop ball and spin is very skillful!
Lu Chen thought to himself that if Ellie gave the ball a little more spin, maybe her bandaged swimsuit would not be able to carry it.
In the second ball, Ellie led the sea water to make a barrier, but was broken by Goliath's power ball, and even fell to the ground with the ball and scored on the ground.
Gloria didn't even sweat, and pinched her waist with confidence.
"Speed and strength are the essence of combat power!"
Ellie didn't speak.
In the third ball, Ellie changed tactics.
Unexpectedly, she made a smooth deflection wave, and Golia's serve was directly bounced sideways and landed outside the line, failing to touch Ellie's body, and Ellie scored.
Gloria was stunned.
"It's not a foul?"
Lu Chen shook his head, and explained the rules in a serious way:
"A spell is a spell, and it must touch the body to be considered Ellie's mistake, but if Ellie controls the sand, as long as the ball touches the sand, it will hit the ground, and the moment it touches the sand, you will score points within the line."
Goliath understood, and immediately changed her tactics, strengthened the control of the landing point, and once again relied on the speed advantage to open up the three-point gap.
Ellie then creates a tornado that rolls in a large area.
No matter where the ball lands, it will get involved in Ellie's side and fly around her several times.
Then she jumped high and killed him with one blow.
Lu Chen was dumbfounded.
This thing, particle accelerator belongs to yes!
The return speed is very fast, and the landing point is tricky, and Goliath continues to save the air, and she can't catch it at all.
But she knew that such a tornado was extremely draining on physical strength and spiritual power, and she was not allowed to eat the healing elixir during the competition, as long as she resisted a few waves, Ellie would collapse on her own.
Goliath erects a pair of Demon Flame Cat Ears to increase her agility by driving the magic power in her body!
Ellie transforms into a white wolf......
The game quickly heated up, the scores alternately rose, and they did not give in to each other.
Lu Chen didn't expect that this small beach volleyball would turn into a burst of cat and dog battles
Even he watched it with enthusiasm, forgetting to eat melon seeds, forgetting to drink iced coke, and even forgetting what he was looking for.
It wasn't until an hour later that Lu Chen's game was stopped.
"It's time, it's over!"
Ellie, who was in the form of a white wolf, fell straight to her side.
The wolf's face was pale, his sweat was dry, and he had long been exhausted, and he had all relied on his will to support him until now.
Gloria is the complete opposite, the magic in her body is about to be uncontrollable, and it may be bad if she continues.
A little beach volleyball, the fight is about to become a life-and-death battle!
A woman's desire to win cannot be underestimated.
As he spoke, Lu Chen took out Ellie's medicine sac, fed her a healing elixir, and put his palm on her flat lower abdomen, merging in resonant spiritual power to speed up the absorption of the medicinal effect.
Then he cut his wrist and stuffed it into Golia's mouth, giving her some human blood in reverse to help her control the magic in her body.
After all, his blood is human blood that fuses demonic blood and can suppress magical power.
Soon, both men regained their senses.
Goliath subconsciously frowned, chirped, licked the blood on her lips, and asked suspiciously:
"It tastes good, but after drinking your blood, I won't get pregnant, right?"
The corners of Lu Chen's eyes twitched slightly, and he looked like a fool.
"You won't get pregnant if you drink a man's blood, and even if you drink other body fluids, you won't get pregnant!"
Goliath was still skeptical, she was somewhat cleanliness in this area.
"But I'm a succubus, I still have to pay attention, don't give me something in your body next time, it's disgusting."
The angry Lu Chen reached out and was about to pinch Golia's cheeks.
"Disgusting, you vomit it on me!"
The other side.
Ellie recovered her body, and after she woke up, she felt warm and comfortable in her lower abdomen.
I heard the word pregnancy in my ears just now, and I almost thought I was pregnant with the captain's baby.
In retrospect, he turned into a wolf......
I was so frightened that I hurriedly checked myself and repeatedly confirmed that I was not pregnant.
Only then did he breathe a sigh of relief and asked:
"Captain...... Who wins? ”
Lu Chen was stunned for a moment, your heart of victory and defeat is not small, does this little girl still want to abuse him as a captain!
Lu Chen let go of Golia, stretched his waist, and announced the results of the game.
"Ninety-six to ninety-six...... It ended in a tie. ”
"What does that mean that none of you have won the fight against this captain?"
"According to the previous agreement with Golia, the Air Force will play ball with her within twenty hours, which means that I will definitely catch a fish in the second half of the night!"
Saying this, Lu Chen vaguely sensed the destiny of heaven, and suddenly became excited.
But Goliath said with disdain:
"Heh, you are 100% in the Air Force, you can't run, I didn't win Xiaoai because I was afraid of hurting her, but you are immortal, I won't win according to death?"
Ellie kept a smile on her face and said seriously:
"If Sister Goliath really turns into a demon, she will definitely forget the rules of the game, and it is not good to say whether she wins or loses."
Lu Chen faintly heard the smell of gunpowder.
Ellie even said something for him:
"As for the game against the captain, the captain has the lowest cultivation and doesn't know any spells, so it's only fair to hit the ball with armor...... Captain, don't you say? ”
Lu Chen didn't say yes, after all, he didn't want the Air Force, and he wouldn't consider the Air Force's future plans.
Goliath could also hear Ellie's tone directed at her, and her arms were wrapped around her chest, squeezing out a domineering arc.
"It's useless, you should lose or lose, unless you let this guy wear a blindfold so that he can't see a woman's breasts, but in this way, he can't see the ball."
Subtext:
I have big breasts, and the captain will definitely lose when he competes with me!
You're small-chested, the captain is racing against you, and there's a glimmer of life.
Lu Chen listened.
Okay, you're big, you're reasonable!
Wait a minute......
Lu Chen suddenly realized.
Could it be that I am too obsessed with color, which leads to emptiness?
Color is emptiness, and emptiness is color.
The heart is colored, and the fishing is naturally empty.
If there is no color in the heart, there is no emptiness in the eyes.
"Haha, I realized, it's because I've always been too, so I have been in the Air Force, there is no woman in my heart, and I am a natural god of fishing!"
Goliath glanced at Lu Chen like a fool, then pulled Ellie and went back to the spaceship to take a shower.
As soon as the game ended, the sisters reconciled as before.
Road dust stomped on the campfire, regrouped the gear, jumped into the kayak, and set sail again.
This time, his eyes were different.
Come to a fishing spot further away.
The stars are above.
All souls are below.
Lu Chen stood on the bow of the kayak, standing with his hands in his hands, with the starry sky above his head, swinging the fishing line far away towards the sea.
Boom!
A crisp sound of the bait entering the water caused ripples on the calm starlight sea, spreading out into the infinite place.
A moment later.
The buoy moved......
(End of chapter)