You are an official, you are amazing, Lao Tzu is rich, what are you going to fight with me! Not to be outdone, the big ones are not to be outdone.

Wancai spoke politely, be careful that I put small shoes on you! Zhou Lang was a little angry.

Lao Tzu is rich and capricious, and he is not afraid of what tricks you play. Dahu said with his hands on his hips.

What's so great about you being rich, is it great about being rich? Zhou Lang seemed to have been poked at the pain point, and almost said in a frenzy.

The two eyes stared at the boss, and looking at his sharp eyes, he wanted to eat the big family alive.

Having money is amazing, and I can do whatever I want when I have money. Oto said proudly.

For example? Zhou Lang asked unconvinced.

I know that Wan Cai just married the 13th concubine. Lu Hu interjected on the side.

The big family is really willful, the big family told him, because the first wife is extremely ugly, and it is the order of the parents, the words of the matchmaker, can not shirk, although he has to share the bed with him, raise the eyebrows, but the heart is extremely disgusted, until a few years later, the original partner died of illness, the big family began to frantically take concubines, and married several concubines in just a few years.

Then it was out of control, until half a month ago I married a 16-year-old yellow flower girl, that is, his 13th concubine, so that everyone in the big family said that the lord and I are also a group of wives and concubines.

Boy, who made you speak, what are you interjecting? Wancai squinted at Lu Hu, but when he turned his head to look at Zhou Lang, he put on a triumphant expression: What are only 13 concubines, and I will accept another one at the end of the year, isn't it too much?

Hmph, dead fat man, your body is so weak, can you afford to eat, be careful to die under a woman's skirt! Zhou Lang was obviously stimulated, as a thousand-year-old single dog, Zhou Lang looks upright, but women's popularity is always lacking, and he has not been able to start a family until now.

That's why he hates Wancai!

What does it mean to be full and not know that a hungry man is hungry, this is it, hateful! Zhou Lang greeted the eighteen generations of ancestors of Wancai in his heart.

It's okay, I have the money to buy more deer antler velvet and ginseng to eat, and make up for the hollowed out body, isn't it envy and jealousy? Wancai's mouth is so cheap, so angry that Zhou Lang rolled his eyes.

Zhou Lang was angry, but he seemed to think of Wancai's weakness, so he said to Wancai: I heard that you have a stupid son?

Zhou Lang's half-joking tone completely angered Wan Cai, and Wan Cai stretched out his big hand and wanted to do it.

Zhou Lang was fearless, and looked at the big family with a smile: If you dare to do it, I will put you in prison.

Wancai had no choice but to withdraw his big hand, but his stomach was full of gasp, and his fat chest shook with it.

The big family can't listen to others mention his son, especially with stupid words, whoever says that his son is a stupid son, he will be anxious with whom.

It is said that when his son was born, he contracted meningitis and burned out his brain, so he became a fool.

Lu Hu saw that the two of them were fighting more and more, so he wanted to come forward to mediate: Don't fight, my fish king is very rare, whoever bids higher between the two of you will sell it to?

Wancai nodded and replied: I have no opinion, I'm afraid that someone can't afford it.

Saying that, he deliberately squeezed Zhou Lang with his eyes, and Zhou Lang was furious when he heard it: Who can't afford it, master, I am also the number one person in the township, and there is no shortage of this little money.

What you said, don't regret it, it's time to slap your face, don't say that I'm not emotional. Wan Cai sneered.

Without further ado, I want this fish king, I bid... Zhou Lang seemed to notice something, so he asked Lu Hu: How much do you sell at the reserve price?

At least 100 bucks! Lu Hu replied.

I'll pay 500 bucks! Zhou Lang stretched out five fingers.

Cut! Wan Cai made a disdainful voice, and then continued: 1000 money!

I'll pay 1500 money! Zhou Lang gritted his teeth and said.

Wan Cai asked with a smile: Don't be reluctant if you don't have money.

All kinds of officials in the township, including Youzhi, Xiangzuo, Youyi, etc., have a pitiful amount of money throughout the year, and they may not be able to get salaries, after all, all the officials at the township level are provided by the local finances, and the local finances are good, and the salaries of officials at all levels are also high. Once you encounter a chaotic year, you may not even be able to pay for your family.

Zhou Lang's bid to 1,000 yuan is already the limit, and if it goes up, it will exceed his own financial resources, and he is a little powerless.

Do you still follow the 5,000 money? Wan Cai saw Zhou Lang's embarrassment, and his smile became even stronger.

Zhou Lang had a cold face, and instead of looking at Wancai's smug face, he asked Lu Hu: You are not fair!

I think it's fair, isn't buying and selling based on financial resources? Wancai has clashed with Zhou Lang many times, and he has never been so cool today.

I thought that a house slave of Wancai was just fighting with people, and was caught by Zhou Lang, who had just arrived, so that he didn't want to let go.

Ordinary people forget it, this house slave is the brother of Wancai's concubine, and people must be saved!

Negotiate with Youzhi and others, and the matter of losing some money is over, but Zhou Lang, who is in charge of public security, is unwilling to let go.

Wancai could only compromise in the end, give compensation, and at the same time let the brother-in-law take a beating and kill him!

Wan Cai and Zhou Lang have a bad relationship, as long as they meet, they will pinch each other, and no one wants to give in.

From a businessman's point of view, I think it's fair! After Lu Hu finished speaking, he glanced at You Zhou Lang, whose eyes were about to eat people, and then changed his words: However, financial strength is not the only condition for measuring fairness.

Oh? Wan Cai was a little puzzled, he wanted to hear what Lu Hu said next.

There are many factors that affect fairness, such as personal expectations, social supply and demand, interpersonal relationships, etc. Lu Hu said very profoundly, Wan Cai seemed to understand whether he understood or not, and Zhou Lang only understood part of it.

I can't see that you're a fish seller, and you're quite knowledgeable. Wan Cai and Zhou Lang couldn't help but say in unison.

Selling fish is also a science! Lu Hu smiled and said.

Now the problem is in front of you, both of us want this fish king, how do you deal with it? Wan Cai actually put away his arrogance and spoke to Lu Hu a lot more politely.

Zhou Lang also nodded and said: The dead fat man said a human word, tell me how to deal with it.

Well, are you two here to test me?

Lu Hu said in his heart.

In this way, I will test you in my debut question, if you two can answer, this king of fish will give you half of the money, not a penny. Lu Hu looked at the reactions of the two of them, and saw that they did not object, so he continued: If you two can't answer, I will deal with this fish king. Of course, the king of fish is mine, and I can't deal with it too much, my main consideration is not to let the two of you hurt the harmony because of this.

A hairy boy can have such insight, listening to this kid speak in a tone that is not like a fish seller, but like a big man who has been famous for a long time. Wan Cai already admired Lu Hu a little.

If you can convince me, I will only look forward to you in the future!

Me too! Wancai also hurriedly expressed his position.

So how about we play a little game, guessing charades? Lu Hu proposed.

It's a great idea! The two nodded one after another, thinking that Lu Hu's idea was very novel.

Listen, I'll get the question out now. The sound of Lu Hu speaking attracted more and more pedestrians, and everyone watched from three layers inside and three layers outside, to see how this charade was played.

Puzzle: The man in the mirror, guess a word. Lu Hu asked.

Man in the mirror? Although You is a village official, he doesn't have much ink in his stomach, so how can he know the answer.

As for the big family, it is purely a nouveau riche, and it may have some ability to make money, but it is a bit nerve-wracking to use your brain.

The two of them thought for a long time and shook their heads: I can't think of it, can you give a hint?

Lu Hu had no choice but to say: When people look at the bronze mirror, what they see is the opposite of themselves, for example, I stretch out my right hand in front of the mirror, do I also stretch out a hand in the mirror, but what I see is that he stretches out his left hand.

Lu Hu tried to explain something, but this kind of explanation is better than nothing, it is better not to explain, and sure enough, after reading everyone's reactions, it seems that he understands it, but it seems that he doesn't understand anything.

There is no way, in order to popularize scientific and cultural knowledge for the illiterate in this era, Lu Hu walked into a shop, and the shopkeeper asked for a bronze mirror.

Look at the bronze mirror in my hand, do you see it? Lu Hu motioned for everyone to look at where he was pointing.

In the mirror, there is an image that is exactly like yourself.

It's me and me in the mirror, right? Lu Hu's small experiment attracted everyone's attention at once, and they were all talking about it.

Look, I'm holding out a hand in front of the mirror, and you see that it's my right hand that isn't stretched out, right?

Lu Hu felt so tired, like taking a class with a child who had no cultural foundation at all.

See! Everyone coaxed.

Look again, do I also have a hand stretched out in the mirror, but do you notice that the hand he is stretching out is the left hand or the right hand?

It's like the left hand, and it's the opposite of your outstretched hand. You Zhou Lang reacted.

Yes, it really is, it's amazing! Wan Cai said a little excitedly.

So in the same way, what is the word for the person in the mirror? Lu Hu asked rhetorically.

It can't be a word, right? Some viewers reacted.

It is a word that is the answer to this puzzle. Lu Hu nodded and said.

Again! Wan Cai and Zhou Lang are eager to try, and they must answer a question.

Listen, listen, I've got my second question. Lu Hu said, took a sip of water from the clay pot, and then said: Guard dog, type a word.

Guard dogs? Wan Cai and Zhou Lang glanced at each other, both confused.

What would that be a word?

Can you give me a hint? Someone said loudly.

There is also a saying for guard dogs, which is more appropriate to be called a guard dog here. Lu Hu had a smile on his face.

Household dogs? Isn't the combination of household and dog a violent character? You said.

Zhou Lang got it right, congratulations! Lu Hu announced the correct answer in public.

Haha, I am so smart! Zhou Lang laughed so much that tears flowed out.

I was moved to tears.

It's not fun, one more! Wan Cai shouted, he didn't want to lose to Zhou Lang.

The last question, listen well: one arrow through the heart! Play an anagram. Lu Hu continued to ask.

Crossword puzzles are related to the word heart, right? Someone's eyes lit up!

This brother is right, it is related to the word heart. An arrow pierces the heart, which can be seen as the heart word has one more stroke and becomes another word. Lu Hu nodded and said.

Is it necessary? Wan Cai asked with some uncertainty.

Dahu answered correctly, it is exactly this word! Lu Hu announced the correct answer.

How about it, I make money by strength, how can I make a fortune without a little ingenuity? Wancai said very proudly.