044. I have an idea
Situ Xiaoxiao's body was only wet in a small place, and the position was more awkward, chest.
"You definitely did it on purpose! You must have a grudge against me, how accurate you are!
Heart!
You want to murder me, it must be like this, otherwise you wouldn't have hit me so accurately!
What about the murder weapon? Hurry up and hand it over, I'm going to my father to ask for an explanation. ”
Situ walked briskly to the whiteboard and circled around him.
"Xiaoxiao, you have wronged me!
It's an ashram and I'm looking for physical problems.
If you think about it, is it raining outside? Or did someone else pass by by by and hurt you by accident? ”
The whiteboard smiled, pretending to be completely unaware.
"Are you stupid for me?
Such a big column of water, it hurts me so much, it must be a high-pressure water gun!
Hurry up and hand it over to me, or I'll tear this house down!" ”
Situ Xiaoxiao didn't listen to the nonsense of the whiteboard at all, his face was flushed, and his eyes were shining.
The whiteboard instantly understood that Situ Xiaoxiao had taken a fancy to this water gun and thought it was a good toy.
He turned and lay down on the edge of the pool, reached out and groped around in the pool, took out a leather tube, and threw a stream of water, which he threw into the pool.
"You see, this is it.
This one is fixed in the pool, and you can't take it with you. ”
Situ was a little disappointed.
"Well, I'm thinking about taking it back and cleaning up my sister!
Forget it in that case!
Whiteboard, I want you to accompany me into the game world, do you have time? ”
The whiteboard was stunned for a moment, and then smiled:
"Tiny, the game world is dangerous. It's safe for you to go in with Aoxue.
As you can see, there's something wrong with my body.
If you rush into it, you will have problems, and you may even die. ”
Situ Xiaoxiao was really frightened, she walked around the hall again, and sat down on the water control bed by the pool.
"Then I'll watch you cultivate!
You are free, just as if I didn't exist.
I won't affect you! ”
The whiteboard was stunned, what does this mean?
Surveillance?
"My sister is sleeping, and she's too lazy!
I can't sleep, I want to find someone to accompany me, so I choose you! ”
The whiteboard is silent.
Situ's little reason is so powerful that people can't bear to refuse.
"Xiaoxiao, how old are you this year? Why are you still like a child? ”
The whiteboard was helpless, sat down next to Xiao Xiao and asked.
"Eighteen years old!
My sister has been separated from me for three years, and she has become so strong that I envy her.
I also wanted to be like her, but unfortunately my father wouldn't let me go to the army.
He said that my character is too rigid and I can't just add to it, otherwise my fate will not be good in the future.
Whiteboard, you know?
My sister used to be very timid, she cried at every turn, she was weak, she was always bullied by me!
The army is the most tempering place, and now she can kick me away with one kick! ”
The whiteboard was speechless, nodded heavily, and patiently did a good job in the great profession of the audience.
"Whiteboard, do you know what made me happiest today?"
Situ Xiaoxiao suddenly became excited, his eyes lit up, and he looked at the whiteboard brightly.
The whiteboard was looked at by her heartlessly, and red clouds appeared on her face.
"I don't know, tell me?"
Situ laughed a little, and the corners of his mouth appeared with a happy arc.
"Hahaha, that's when I punch you twice!
It's so comfortable, I'm really stunned, my soul is gone!
I haven't been happier in all these years!
You say, why am I so comfortable when I hit you? ”
Whiteboard: "......"
What do you want me to say?
I want me to talk about my feelings and ideas?
I've seen a bully, there is no bully like you!
"Hehe, why don't you punch me twice?
I'm happy today, so I'll satisfy your thoughts, what do you think? ”
Whiteboard smile.
"Forget it, you won't feel that way if it hits you!
That's right!
Whiteboard, how did you feel when you bit that first princess, cool? ”
Situ Xiaoxiao seemed to remember something again, and asked curiously.
"Cool? I didn't feel that way.
I didn't know who she was at that time, where did Shuang come from?
Besides, who would think so much about the fight between life and death?
Small, there is a great terror between life and death, and if you have not experienced a real life-and-death battle, you will never understand the true meaning of battle. ”
The whiteboard explained earnestly.
"You seem to have experienced many life-and-death battles!
Whiteboard, you know?
That first princess is a great beauty!
When she first appeared in front of the world, everyone couldn't believe that she was actually Yan Dongsheng's daughter! ”
The whiteboard was puzzled and puzzled, so he asked:
"What?
Could it be that the emperor of the Rising Sun Empire was ugly, so ugly that it was unimaginable. ”
Situ smiled mysteriously, pursed his lips and smiled:
"It's not too ugly, it's only one meter six tall, the toad has a belly and legs, and his face is pockmarked and blind in one eye!"
The whiteboard was sluggish, and the image described by Situ Xiaoxiao appeared in his mind, and he couldn't help but tremble.
"It's ridiculous!
Xiaoxiao, it's not a good habit to talk about people behind your back, have you seen the appearance of this majesty with your own eyes? ”
The whiteboard was completely attracted by Situ Xiaoxiao's words, and asked unconsciously.
"Nope. This is all seen from the forum, anecdotes!
I haven't seen the first princess either, I've heard it, and everyone says she's beautiful!
You think, it can't be that everyone is blind!
Whiteboard, do you say I'm beautiful? ”
Situ Xiaoxiao posed in a classic lady's shape, with his hands on his heart, sitting on the bed like a jade doll.
"Beautiful, so beautiful!"
The whiteboard complimented from the heart.
"False, the true beauty of human beings is the beauty of the inside! The beauty of the appearance is just a passing moment and a flash in the pan, and it can't withstand the polish of time and the precipitation of history. ”
The whiteboard was in awe, feeling that this remark made sense.
"This is what my father said, I don't think so."
As soon as Situ Xiaoxiao spoke, the glass heart of the whiteboard collapsed instantly.
"Beauty is beauty, like is like, how can there be so many things.
Young people have the aesthetic vision of young people, young people have young people, middle-aged people, old people, they all have the spiritual needs of their own age groups, where do you need to make so many rules!
What is true and false, it's all bullshit! ”
The tabula rasa was in awe again, feeling that Situ Xiaoxiao was very knowledgeable and assertive.
"That's what my father said!"
Situ added again proudly.
"Plop!"
The whiteboard gets emotional, leans back, and falls into the pool.
"Ahh Whiteboard, what's wrong with you, are you sick again? ”
Situ was a little surprised, and then thought of something unhealthy, and his face was flushed.
"Tiny, it's fine. I was just attracted by what you said, and for a moment I was careless, so I jumped down and sobered up! ”
The whiteboard crawled out of the pool, looking depressed.
"Whiteboard, you don't have to go back to the academy, I forgot to tell you.
Father said that you are in danger in the academy, so let you live here, and we will protect you nearby! ”
Situ stood up and wanted to leave.
"What's in danger of me?"
The tabula rasa wondered.
"To prevent someone from assassinating you, of course! You don't want to think about how many admirers the first princess has, and they will definitely avenge the princess and not kill you, can they be willing? ”
Whiteboard: "......"
It's all your imagination!
What's in your head?
Now is the critical moment for the war of three countries, who cares about a little person like me?
"It won't be that serious! I've never seen that princess in person, so it's a bit unreasonable to die because of her! ”
Whiteboard picked up the towel on the water-controlled bed to dry his hair, and said nonchalantly.
"Yes, I'm not reconciled!"
Situ Xiaoxiao sat back on the bed again, leaned forward, and said excitedly:
"I have an idea.
If you go and capture her alive, put her in this water prison, and torture her every day, won't that take revenge on her admirers? ”
The whiteboard was stunned for a moment, feeling that something was wrong, but he couldn't figure it out for a while.
"Tiny, there's something wrong with your mind, and there's something messy in your head.
You are still young, you want sunshine, you want to be bright, you can't be so dark. ”
Whiteboard serious education Situ Xiaoxiao.
"It's not dark! This is how the college trains its students.
Locked in water prisons, tortured and tortured, the students were trained to be strong-willed.
Don't you know?
The First Duke mainly captured you alive, and the punishment for you is more than ten times more terrifying.
Definitely going to break your leg first, then pick you up, and then break ......"
No matter how strong the tabula rasa's heart endures, he can't help it at this time.
"Plop!"
A large splash of water splashed, and the whiteboard lay flat and fell into the pool.
"Ahh Whiteboard, you're necrotic! How do you let me go back! ”
Situ Xiao screamed, her whole body was wet with splashes, as if she had just experienced a rainstorm.
"I'm sick! I'm so hot! ”
The whiteboard fluttered in the pool, shouting.
Situ was stunned for a moment, and then he didn't care about getting soaked all over, and quickly ran towards the outside of the hall.
"Whiteboard, you're a bummer.
Such a cute little girl, you can't bear to lie to her! ”
The nine-tailed fox said deliberately in the mind of the tabula rasa.
"So what can I do?
I need time to refine my body now, my body is so fragile, what if I can't hold it anymore? ”
The whiteboard takes off his coat and sits in the pool, leaving only his head on the water.
Jing Yuan Dan has already been eaten, and the huge amount of energy is slowly released in the body of the tabula rasa, satisfying the needs of all parts of the body.
When he began to truly practice according to the practice method of the Body Forging Technique, the tabula rasa realized the power of this body refining technique from the game world.
The energy of a Jing Yuan Pill was released in his body less than ten times before it was absorbed by his body.
The tabula rasa swallowed all the rest of the Jing Yuan Pill, concentrating, and entering a state of selfless cultivation.
The Situ sisters arrived soon, and when they saw the tabula rasa in such a state, they didn't dare to disturb it easily.
A number of guards were arranged outside the main hall, and the two sisters also lived in the side hall next to the main hall to protect the whiteboard nearby.
Time flies by like a white horse.
A month later, after not eating or drinking, the tabula rasa that had entered a state of deep cultivation finally woke up.