Chapter 3 System: That's right, please call me Friends of Women

Cao Yi, who had taken the medicine from the next room, came back and saw Zhao You holding a bra in his hand......

"Ahem," Cao Yi blushed and snatched things over.

"Your Majesty, get down to business, I've brought the medicine."

Zhao You glanced at Cao Yi deeply.

has obviously pressed an obscene name on Cao Yi's head.

Cao Yi wanted to cry without tears.

You can't blame him for this.

The crossing is the crossing, and the gold finger has also arrived.

But this self-proclaimed strongest support system.

It's a bit of a mentality.

Traveling back to ancient times, what Cao Yi wanted most was scientific and technological information, mathematics, physics and chemistry, and so on.

But among the things distributed by the system at the beginning of each month, except for the "Yellow Emperor Yin and Yang Sutra" at the beginning, everything else is somewhat off.

White medicine and cigarettes are considered serious.

But what about the Smurfs, stockings, heels, bras, and aunt towels?

The most uncomfortable thing is a few boxes of black chicken and white phoenix oral liquid, and mugwort warm palace pills......

This is especially for the treatment of menstrual cramps.

Can he be used by a big man?

"Your Majesty, you can come to this medicine yourself, and I will go out to smoke a cigarette?"

Zhao You said coldly: "If I can handle it, will I run out in the middle of the night?" ”

Hearing this, Cao Yi is no longer hypocritical.

"Then it's offended, it may hurt a little, you bear with it."

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to untie Zhao You's clothes.

It was covered in blood.

After so much blood, you can still do something to him.

Other women are made of water, but this one in front of me is made of blood.

Ruthless enough!

"What are you doing?"

Cao Yi was very calm: "Give you medicine." ”

"Drugging your shoulders and unbuttoning your corset?"

Looking at the blood-stained corset, Cao Yi was serious.

A certain actor can only be ashamed of himself:

"The blood is all over your body, I won't help you dispose of the dirty blood, so you're not afraid of covering it?"

Cao Yi swore that as a eunuch, he had absolutely no idea of visually measuring the size, purely for the sake of Emperor Zhao You's health.

"I'll take care of the blood when I get back, you just need to deal with the wound on your shoulder."

There was a two-inch-deep wound on his shoulder, which spread several centimeters, and it was terrifying.

Zhao You didn't say a word when he was on iodine.

Cao Yi couldn't stay idle: "I've been in the palace for so long, I heard that you still love Concubine Lin." ”

The mouth is on the topic, the medicine is on the hand, and the eyes are not idle.

After wiping the blood from his shoulder, he looked down the delicate collarbone.

Seeing that Zhao You didn't answer, Cao Yi changed the topic:

"Anyway, your face is not white, it doesn't match the skin color on your body, it won't be covered up, right?"

Zhao You's face was not fair, but a little bronzed.

The pretended male body is called a majestic man.

It's just that after knowing that she is a woman, I feel a little too heroic.

Cao Yi thought with a bit of evil taste, if this woman gets married, she doesn't need to be polished over the years, and she is the ultimate version of a yellow-faced woman.

It's just that the face of the yellow-faced woman is extremely attractive, and the peach blossom eyes are a little cold on the man, but they are infinitely tender and sweet on the woman.

"Shut up, if you're idle, help me think about this assassination."

When it came to the assassination, Cao Yi laughed dryly; "Your Majesty, this is a joke, what do I know as a eunuch?"

Your cousins and uncles are a bit fierce, I just guessed that they did it, and I don't dare to say it.

"Heh," Zhao You glanced at Cao Yi contemptuously, but didn't mention anything else.

The wound was quickly medicated, and Cao Yi patiently wrapped gauze around the wound.

Zhao Youda sat on the bed with a golden knife, and forced the bed covered with Simmons to sit out of the dragon chair:

"I can not kill you, but you must help me!"

The sky clears, the rain stops, and you think you're okay again.

Cao Yi complained in his heart, with a smile on his face, "I will pass on some of the news collected in the palace to you." ”

Zhao You replied and continued: "I will let people give the reward to Xueyang Palace, and your father-in-law's position can also be mentioned again." ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

Cao Yi bowed and thanked him.

Although Zhao You said a reward, Cao Yi heard it.

The meaning of this is that if you dare to leak the secret, I can also kill the backers, Gu Guifei and Ye Sanshan, before I die.

"Well, I'll send someone to contact you in a while."

Zhao You didn't stay long after speaking, and turned to leave.

Cao Yi let out a long sigh while lying on the bed.

I was tired, I thought that I could live in the palace if I was cautious, who would have thought that I could meet the emperor in the courtyard?

Although Zhao You said a lot of things thoroughly, he also had a certain tacit understanding.

For example, if he is a fake eunuch, will he cause trouble in the harem and so on.

……

"Grandpa Cao, Grandpa Cao!"

Cao Yi was woken up, only to find that the girl Caiwei from Xueyang Palace was already standing by the bed.

"Early in the morning, you don't know how shy a big girl comes into my man's room."

Cai Wei covered her mouth and laughed softly: "Father-in-law, there is only one man in the palace, isn't the emperor the others?" ”

"Then let me see the good sisters."

Cao Yi said and pulled Cai Wei to the bed, half of her body pounced on it.

"Father-in-law, don't ...... like this"

Cao Yi grinned and said, "Didn't you say that they are all sisters, let me see your sisters." ”

As he spoke, he gestured twice with both hands in front of Cai Wei: "Tsk, it's a lot bigger if I haven't seen you for a few days." ”

Then, he deliberately kept a straight face: "Say, did you little girl steal something?" ”

Cai Wei blushed and smiled: "The snacks we eat in Xueyang Palace, except for those sent by the imperial dining room, aren't they all purchased by your father-in-law?" ”

is used to playing on weekdays, Cai Wei saw that Cao Yi didn't make any excessive movements, and she also made jokes.

"If the father-in-law is lonely, the slave can introduce the father-in-law to a few palace maids who can eat."

, this girl has learned badly with Gu Guifei.

There are bad people in Xueyang Palace.

Cao Yi picked Cai Wei's chin with one hand: "We like you, what do you say?" ”

"Niangniang said a long time ago, I will find a mother-in-law for me in the future, so that you will not harm me."

Cao Yi was heartbroken.

Lao Tzu treats you Gu Guifei as a brother, but you are guarding against me behind your back?

And when it came to Gu Guifei, Cai Wei finally remembered the right thing.

"Father-in-law Cao, Niangniang was not feeling well last night, so she shouted early to let you pass."

Do you really use Lao Tzu as a tool man?

Lao Tzu is not a gynecologist!

Although he scolded in his heart, Cao Yi didn't dare to be careless.

Quickly dressed and washed, took two boxes of painkillers, and hurried to Xueyang Palace.