Chapter 8 Men are a legend
"Hair? No...... Does it grow on the head? Yunhua was asked with a confused face, isn't hair called hair? Yun Hua suddenly thought, could it be that she said, "Could it be that you are talking about beards?"
"Beard? What is a beard? ”
"The average man starts growing hair-like hair around his mouth from his teenage years." Yunhua gestured around his mouth.
"It turns out that the legend is true! Men really have hair on their mouths! Tsk......" Yuzhu sighed incredulously, she couldn't help but imagine how ugly a person would be if he had a circle of hair around his mouth, and there were such monsters in the world!
Long hair around the mouth? Anyone can think about it...... Yunhua's face was stiff and embarrassed, what kind of man has been rumored to be here, it is not difficult to imagine how ugly he must be.
"Female monarch, it is not so ugly for men to have long beards, some people will have beards, and some people will shave them, but most people think that beards are beautiful and call them 'beautiful hair'."
"Men still have this special habit, the dense hair around the mouth does not affect eating?" Yuzhu thought about how inconvenient it would be to eat with 'hair' in one hand and hold dishes and chopsticks in the other, if it was not good to eat the rice on the hair and then fall into the soup bowl, she suddenly felt a little disgusting when she thought about it.
"Huh? Affect eating? It won't affect eating! "How could Yunhua want to 'affect eating'? The woman's thinking is really peculiar!
"Don't talk about that, do you have a man you like?" Yuzhu wants Yunhua's appearance to be so outstanding, there must be many suitors, maybe there is someone he likes.
"Huh? Why should I like men? Yunhua wondered, he didn't have a habit of breaking sleeves, why did he like men.
"Aren't all women there who like men?" Yuzhu asked, could it be that there are only men in the outside world? Same as the daughter country?
"Yes! What's the problem? "Yunhua Dao, there's nothing wrong with this! The problem is the daughter country.
"Could it be...... Are you different from your countrymen? Do not flatter worldly prejudices like women? Yuzhu asked in surprise.
"No, I like women because I'm a man!" Yun Hua smiled, and after finishing speaking, his smile gradually disappeared and froze, as if he had said something he shouldn't have said.
"What do you say? Are you a man? How can it be a man? You're actually a man? Are you really a man? Yuzhufeng approached Yunhua like a general and stared at him carefully, with a look of doubt and disbelief, looking at Yunhua as if he had seen something rare.
"Hmm......" Yunhua's eyes fluttered and he didn't dare to look at the eyes of the female monarch and snorted like a mosquito, he may be completely finished when it's over, listening to her tone of voice is very dislike men, and now he knows that he is a man...... No, because I hate men, I want to arrest him! Oh my! What should he do? Is he certain to die?
The female monarch leaned closer to look at Yunhua, and closer she studied Yunhua's face like a precious porcelain, and the closer she got to Yunhua, he slowly retreated backwards, trying to avoid the female monarch's eyes.
"Are you sure you're real? It doesn't look like it no matter how you look at it, her skin is so delicate, and she looks better than a woman! How can it be a man? You won't be in ...... Lie to me! You don't have a beard! Yuzhu looked at it for a long time, and suddenly found something unusual, she exclaimed.
Yun Hua didn't know where he got the courage to suddenly straighten his waist and said, "That'...... Is that...... Because I shaved it, yes, I shaved it! In fact, Yunhua didn't have a beard at all, but he lied under his pride, beard hair is a man's male mark, how could he not have it? Even if he didn't, he had to have! He doesn't like people to say he's a hairy boy who doesn't dry up.
"Oh, is it? Do you really have one? I don't look like a man no matter how I think of you! Prove it! Yuzhu shook his head, and still didn't believe that he was a man.
Yunhua was questioned and was very angry, he was a living man standing here! Absolute man! Does he need to prove it? Saying that he is not a man angered Yunhua, he has to prove that he is a man, an absolute man!
"Wait a minute! I'll go to the back room and I'll show you that I'm a man! Yun Hua thought to himself that he must prove it to her, he was a man, a real man.
"Good!"
Yunhua angrily went back to the back room and closed the door and began to rummage through the boxes and cabinets to find the burden when he came, Yuzhu was really bored waiting in the hall, so he played with the teacup on the table.
Squeaked, the door opened, Yunhua came out, and saw that he had changed his previous flower-shattering dress and gauze skirt into a white plain dress and capable dress, and the bun and hair ornaments on his head were all gone, and they were changed to simple hair ties.
"That's it?"
"Hmmm! My manly outfit is proof that I'm a man! Yunhua said proudly, looking at his men's clothes, where does he not look like a man? This time, the lady should believe it!
"Your outfit is not as good-looking as you were just now, although this outfit is a little plain, but it looks good when you wear it." Yuzhu commented heartily.
She doesn't think he's a man yet, and says he doesn't look as good in men's clothes as women! Yunhua is about to be angry! Looks like he's going to have to come up with his ultimate weapon!
"Women have ...... Chest! Men have no breasts! You see I don't have breasts! Yunhua straightened his waist and patted his chest vigorously. This time she should believe that he is a man!
"Huh? Really, it's flat! Yuzhu stepped forward and patted Yunhua's chest gently, she was a little curious if there was no chest, what would be in front of the man?
"You...... What are you doing? Yun Hua tightly guarded his chest and hurriedly took a few steps back.
"I just want to see how we differ? I have no ill intentions and I will not discriminate against you. Yuzhu reached out again to pull off Yunhua's clothes, because she was really curious.
Yunhua quickly dodged with his front coat, and this time he hid even farther, he said: "Men and women don't kiss, how can they show others at will!"
"Why can't you give or receive kisses?" Yuzhu wondered.
"A man and a woman can't look at each other's bodies without getting married!" Yun Hua firmly protected his chest and explained nervously.
"Why?"
"Rules!"
"Alright! Are there any other characteristics that are different between men and women, except for whether they have a beard or a breast? Yuzhu asked with some disappointment.
"I didn't ...... Without? After finishing speaking, Yunhua's slightly red face turned red through the roots of his ears in an instant.
"Oh, you...... Why are you blushing? Is there something uncomfortable? Yuzhu said with concern.
"I didn't ...... No, it's just a little hot in the house! Yun Hua hurriedly explained, he felt that he had thought of something unbearable.
"If you are really a man, then the men of the outside world are not so unbearable!" Yuzhu felt that if the men outside were as handsome as Yunhua, it would be really pleasing to the eye!
"I am indeed a man!"
"Are all the women out there marrying men?"
"Yes" Yun Hua said, he thought that if a woman doesn't marry a man, would it be like a woman in a daughter country marrying a woman? That's weird.
"Are all the women out there having a low status? Do you have to listen to men for everything? Yuzhu asked, she had seen in a book about the outside world.
"It's not all of them! For example, in my hometown, my grandmother is very respected, and most of my family's affairs, big and small, have to listen to my grandmother! Yunhua couldn't help but feel sad when he talked about his grandmother.
If he didn't mention his grandmother, Yuzhu was about to forget the purpose of his coming, and asked him about the man, Yuzhu asked, "Your grandmother...... Got an incurable disease? ”
"My grandmother was so angry that she couldn't wake up, and the doctor said it couldn't be cured...... Prepare for the aftermath. Yunhua couldn't stop wanting to cry when she mentioned her grandmother.
"Then how do you know that your daughter has the water to heal her illness? The daughter country is heavily guarded, and the barrier alone is not something that mortals can break, how did you get in and not be discovered? ”
"I'm sorry, I'm ...... Promise that the master will not say it. ”
"Okay, if you don't say it, don't say it!" Yuzhu thought about not saying it, anyway, she changed the enchantment again, and on the night she found Yunhua, she immediately changed the enchantment and re-strengthened it, even if the king of heaven Lao Tzu came and wanted to enter the daughter country, he couldn't get in, and he couldn't get out without her curse Yunhua.
Yun Hua was amazed in his heart that the female monarch didn't force him, it was really a little strange to be so reasonable.
"When are you going to let me save your grandmother?"
Suddenly asked, Yunhua didn't know whether to be happy or worried.