Chapter 252: My son-in-law misunderstands my son

[The title of this chapter is misworded, Wanghaihan.] The title can't be changed, the content has been changed. 】

Lin Gu finished reading the whole book before returning "The First Close Contact" to his granddaughter Lin Shuhua.

"The First Close Encounter" is not very long, so he is not slow to read it.

After reading it, Lin Shuhua asked him, "How is it?" ”

Lin Gu commented: "There are so many words. ”

Lin Shuhua: "......"

She knew that her grandfather Lin Gu should not like such an urban youth, but she didn't expect Lin Gu to answer like this.

But when she was reading the book by herself, she looked at it, but she couldn't help but feel that what her grandfather said was indeed right, and Lu Anzhi really talked a lot.

The sassy words in this book look very interesting, and they fit the background of this Internet era, so that Lin Shuhua couldn't help but smile when he looked at it.

And at the end of the show, "If I had one more day to live, I would be your girlfriend." Do I have a day's life? No. So I'm still not your girlfriend in this life", Lin Shuhua couldn't help but be stunned.

She thought that the signature at the beginning was just a witty remark, but she didn't expect that such a witty remark would complete the mission of echoing the beginning and end, which made people can't help but have a sour nose.

Lu Anzhi, this guy, can indeed write sassy words, and he can also play snackish words.

Lin Shuhua thought about it, it seems that every book of Lu Anzhi has a lot of nonsense.

Let's not talk about the first book, it is the first work of this guy Lu Anzhi, and Lin Shuhua can see the greenness between the lines. Needless to say, those flowery and useless rhetoric are probably the predecessors of the riotous words.

And from the second book onwards, those "I want to be unable to cover my eyes this day", "Everyone has a dead child in their hearts", "We are all little monsters", "All rebels should die", "Baobab trees are also small saplings before they grow up", etc., are just mature nonsense.

Lin Shuhua felt that this was not Lu Anzhi's most powerful skill. The best thing about him is that he can find a snack for everyone that fits the background.

……

"First Close Encounter" is really short.

That night, after Yan Shunan returned home, he lay on the bed and stayed up all night to read the whole book.

Then he had insomnia. He turned off the light and lay on the bed with his eyes closed for a long time, but he couldn't sleep, and then he couldn't help but open his mobile phone and use the browser to search for questions such as butterfly disease and lupus erythematosus.

As a result, he was indignant when he saw that the answer to the question was that the probability of death directly caused by lupus erythematosus was very small, but this disease would cause cancer, which would cause skin cancer, making the probability of death greater.

This road is safe...... the boss! Sure enough, it was deliberate!

Thinking like this, Yan Shun'an became more and more depressed in his heart, and he couldn't sleep anymore.

Liu Xiuting woke up the next day and saw Yan Shunan's eyes red and black circles, and couldn't help but complain and laugh: "Let you stay up late at night to see the boss, you should do it yourself!" ”

And when he went to the company, his colleagues also laughed when they saw him: "You must have stayed up late to read Doraemon's new book again." ”

It took Yan Shunan a day to ease his mood, and after returning home, he didn't expect Liu Xiuting to also look at what he put on the side of the bed.

This night it was Liu Xiuting's turn to stay up late.

Another day, after Yan Shunan woke up, he saw Liu Xiuting with black circles and red eyes and asked him: "Did you have a girlfriend like Qingwu Feiyang before, so you were so deeply touched and couldn't sleep all night?" ”

Yan Shun'an was speechless: "How can you smear people's innocence out of thin air?!" ”

The next day, he found that his daughter-in-law had changed her name to "Dancing and Flying".

……

Xijing, Zhang Yuzhi and Miao Suqin's home. Zhang Yuzhi held the mobile phone with glasses and frowned, and poked and poked on the keyboard of the mobile phone with one finger.

When Zhang Suxin saw it, she couldn't help but ask, "What are you doing, Dad?" ”

Zhang Yuzhi said: "I'll register Qiuqiu." The class of students I took with me will graduate in half a year, so I have pulled an autumn and autumn class group, and I have to let me go in too. You said that their children were lively in the group by themselves, what should I do when I go in? I refused twice, and the students still had to pull me in. Why is it so difficult to register Qiuqiu? You help me figure it out. ”

Zhang Suxin took the phone from Zhang Yuzhi's hand and said with a smile: "Dad, don't worry. There must be other groups of your students. You sign up for this group, Qiuqiu should leave a thought when you go in, you can see if you have something to think about the students, what is lively about them, and you must be chatting in another group. ”

Zhang Yuzhi: "......" His enthusiasm for registering Qiuqiu suddenly faded.

"Alright."

Zhang Suxin divided five by two to help Zhang Yuzhi register Qiuqiu, and then asked Zhang Yuzhi what his nickname was used, and after hearing Zhang Yuzhi say "real name", he changed his nickname to "Zhang Yuzhi", and returned the mobile phone to Zhang Yuzhi.

"The password is 123456, and the account is on it - it's this, Dad, you write it down yourself."

Zhang Suxin pointed to the mobile phone to guide Zhang Yuzhi, and then saw Zhang Yuzhi take out a note from his jacket pocket.

Zhang Yuzhi said: "This is my student's Qiuqiu number, you can help me add friends, I won't." ”

Zhang Suxin had no choice but to help Zhang Yuzhi add an autumn and autumn number written on the note, and her friend quickly passed.

"Dancing and flying?"

Zhang Yuzhi watched the whole process from the side, and after seeing the name next to the Qiuqiu portrait, he asked Zhang Suxin, "This is my student's nickname, right?" ”

Zhang Suxin nodded, but couldn't help but smile. Dad, a student, seems to have read his husband's new book.

Soon, Zhang Yuzhi's Qiuqiu was pulled into a group by the newly added Qiuqiu friend. Then Zhang Suxin and Zhang Yuzhi saw that the group suddenly became active, and everyone was saying "Hello teacher".

"What do I get back?"

Zhang Suxin asked Zhang Yuzhi.

Zhang Yuzhi said: "Just say that the classmates are okay." He looked at a large number of nicknames in Qiuqiu's group, and said with some surprise, "Why are there so many light dances?" He frowned again and asked, "And these nicknames, what's going on?" What ruffian Li ruffian king's? Why are there so many riffraff? ”

These students have entered a rebellious period in their good years, what is the impact of this?!

Zhang Suxin smiled and said, "You have to ask your good son-in-law." ”

Zhang Yuzhi suddenly understood what was going on: "This is all An Zhili?" ”

Zhang Suxin hurriedly said: "He didn't scribble!" He just wrote a protagonist with the online name of 'Ruffian Cai', and the female protagonist's online name is 'Light Dancing and Flying', and he didn't write any nonsense. ”

Zhang Yuzhi was silent for a while.

But this son-in-law of his own family is really popular among his students!

That night, Zhang Yuzhi went to school, walked into the classroom, walked under the podium twice with a serious face, and confiscated several copies of "The First Close Contact".

(End of chapter)