Chapter 350: Deposit Your Brain and Listen to Stories

"Finally gone!"

After Zhang Yuzhi and Miao Suqin got on the plane, Zhang Suxin couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

Lu Anzhi smiled speechlessly: "Why don't you want to see your parents so much?" That's your mom and dad! ”

"Not ......"

Zhang Suxin hurriedly explained, "I really want to see them, after all, I haven't seen them for so long, they finally came to Haidu, but they can only stay for a day or two." It is...... I can't stand my mom because she won't let me watch TV or look at my phone. ”

Hearing Zhang Suxin say this, Lu Anzhi didn't say anything, and Xian Xian complained: "Mom doesn't let Xian Xian look at her mobile phone and watch TV!" ”

The little guy seemed to protest, and his voice was a little resentful.

Lu Anzhi smiled "haha", and Zhang Suxin couldn't help but roll her eyes.

"This little guy is going to give advice!"

Zhang Suxin pointed at the slender head with her index finger and said.

Xian Xian smiled "hehe".

Lu Anzhi said to Xian Xian: "You see Xian Xian, does my mother listen to my grandmother very much, and my grandmother doesn't let my mother play with her mobile phone to watch TV, so my mother doesn't watch it?" ”

Xian Xian thought about it seriously, nodded and said, "Yes!" ”

Lu Anzhi: "So, Xian Xian also has to listen to her mother, you know?" ”

Xian Xian was entangled for a while: "But Xian Xian wants to watch TV and mobile phones." ”

Lu Anzhi said: "Mom can let Xian Xian watch for a while every day. But Xian Xian has to listen to her mother, and her mother can only watch it if she asks her to watch it, okay? ”

Only then did Xian Xian nod and said, "Okay!" ”

Seeing that Xian Xian was so sensible, Lu Anzhi and Zhang Suxin couldn't help laughing. But the couple think about it, the little guy has always been quite sensible, and he has always only watched TV for a short time every day, and after confirming that Lu Anzhi and Zhang Suxin promised to let her watch it, she will watch it, and after a while, Lu Anzhi and Zhang Suxin asked her to turn off the TV, and she turned off and played the others.

Zhang Suxin said with a smile: "You will meet the stitches to educate the slender fiber." ”

Lu Anzhi also smiled and said, "Isn't this what you are doing well as a positive model?" Continue to maintain it in the future, but don't give up halfway, it has become a negative example. ”

Zhang Suxin glanced at Lu An, and said quietly: "You're waiting for me here, right?" It turns out that you are also like my mother, who won't let me look at my phone and watch TV. ”

Lu Anzhi smiled: "What do you mean I'm waiting for you here." It's not like she doesn't go to kindergarten anymore. ”

Zhang Suxin laughed at this time, and gave Lu An a blank look, but didn't say anything more.

Xian Xian hadn't watched TV today, but the conversation in the car reminded her, and when she got home, she asked Zhang Suxin: "Mom, I want to watch TV." ”

Zhang Suxin said: "Okay, but I can only watch it for a while, you know?" ”

Xian Xian said: "Okay! Slim only looks at it for a minute!"

Lu Anzhi and Zhang Suxin both laughed, of course they knew that the little guy wouldn't just watch TV for a minute. This girl doesn't have a clear concept of "one minute" yet.

Turn on the TV for Xian Xian, and Xian Xian sat in front of the TV and watched it seriously.

While watching TV, Lu Anzhi opened his laptop and wrote "The Condor Heroes" for a while. A lot of manuscripts have been written for the second part of "The Three-Body Problem", "Dark Forest", and it is time to save up for the manuscript of "The Condor Heroes".

Lu Anzhi received a bitter message from Qiuqiu, saying that the overseas publication of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" is also brewing. He couldn't help but be a little surprised, and replied bitterly in the autumn and autumn: Can this kind of martial arts work be sold overseas?

He said bitterly: It's not going to Europe, America, and Oceania, it's going to Asia. This is our cultural radiation circle, and martial arts culture is quite popular. Publishers in many Asian countries have taken a fancy to "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" and are looking for publishers. Some need to be translated, and some can be used without translation.

Lu Anzhi was suddenly surprised. "Dragon Family" and "The Legend of Wukong" seem to have such precedents for overseas publishing, but the sales are not very useful. The popularity of these two books is mainly concentrated in China. Asian publishing houses do not attach importance to domestic fantasy works, but they are quite sought after for martial arts works such as "The Legend of the Condor Heroes".

Under the Maple Tree's previous overseas cooperative publishing channels, most of them were interested in works that were biased towards emotions and modern urban themes, and martial arts overseas publishing has always been the field of ancient and modern legends. Unexpectedly, because of a "Legend of the Condor Heroes", the maple tree has made a wave of ancient and modern legendary magazine performance, and now it is published overseas, and it will be planed again.

Lu Anzhi then replied: Okay, just look at it.

After working with Mapletree for so long, Lu Anzhi has always been quite at ease with this magazine and publishing house, especially his editor with the nickname "Kuku". Although the hard editor sometimes loses his tune when chatting, he always does things in tune.

After talking about the overseas publication of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", I asked bitterly: Boss B, what about the manuscript behind "The Legend of the Condor Heroes"? Don't have a new love and forget the old love.

Lu Anzhi was speechless for a while: What does it mean to have a new love and forget the old love?

Bitter: You have a sci-fi world, and you forget about under the maple tree. Are you busy writing "The Three-Body Problem" every day? Boss B, "Condor" is the original match!

Lu Anzhi: ......

Kuku: Hey, hey!

Lu Anzhi: Then do you want to order a song "Perfume Poisonous" for me?

Bitter: You have the smell of her perfume, it's a sin committed by my nose, you shouldn't smell her beauty, wipe everything and sleep with you~ (flattering expression)

"What are you talking about?!"

Zhang Suxin's voice suddenly appeared behind her, and her tone was a little unkind.

Lu Anzhi hurriedly twisted the screen of the laptop slightly, faced Zhang Suxin, and said, "Look for yourself!" ”

Zhang Suxin saw it and realized what was going on, "poof" a smile, and said, "You editor is so interesting." I just paid attention to the last few words, and the flattering eye. ”

Lu Anzhi said: "She's always been funny. ”

Zhang Suxin was suddenly alert: "You can pay attention, don't really develop any unclear feelings!" ”

Lu Anzhi glanced at Zhang Suxin and said with a smile: "What if we really develop any feelings, what will you do?" ”

Zhang Suxin wrinkled her delicate and small nose, raised her hand and stretched out two fingers, gestured and said, "Then I'll click you!" Click, click! ”

Although Lu Anzhi knew that Zhang Suxin was joking, he still couldn't help but feel a chill on the back of his neck. He said: "Don't be so violent, you will snub me when the time comes, you have to divorce me, and then I don't agree, I have to get back together with you, and come to a crematorium or something......

"You think you are beautiful! If you cheat, how can I make you feel so easy? ”

Zhang Suxin glanced at Lu An and said, "Where did you come up with such a stupid move?" You wouldn't really think about it, would you? ”

Lu Anzhi said: "No, I just thought about some similar plots, and the title of the book is called Chasing Wife Crematorium or something." ”

Zhang Suxin couldn't help but roll her eyes: "What kind of stupid plot is this?!" ”

Lu Anzhi smiled and asked, "Do you want to hear it?" ”

Zhang Suxin thought for a while and said, "Although it feels quite stupid, I don't know why, I'm still a little curious." Do you want to talk about it? ”

Lu Anzhi smiled: "Okay, then I'll tell you about it." I'll tell you the synopsis first, that is-after three years of marriage, the male protagonist left the female protagonist on the wedding anniversary and went to accompany the green plum who came back from abroad, and the female protagonist filed for divorce, but the male protagonist went crazy. ”

Zhang Suxin was speechless: "It does sound quite mentally retarded. ”

Lu Anzhi asked: "Then do you want to listen?" ”

Zhang Suxin said: "You speak, I will listen to what you say." ”

Then Lu Anzhi told Zhang Suxin about it. In the previous life, this kind of Zhihu essay was very popular for a period of time, and then it spread, and there are short essay websites to promote it on Douyin, messy and smoky, and there are all kinds of sexual transformations, telling a story from a female perspective, and changing gender is another story.

For a while, Lu Anzhi watched short videos before going to bed, and watched a lot of such stories, but he didn't see the ending. - The ending is as paid to watch by the websites promoted in those short articles and videos, and Lu Anzhi is not willing to pay for it.

However, there are some stories, look for more videos, and you can still find the ending of this book.

Lu Anzhi told Zhang Suxin according to the stories in his memory. What female owner has been obsessed with taking care of the male protagonist for three years.,The male owner is not a human being.,When the divorce was the male owner, the male owner was still with Qingmei.,Qingmei green tea and something like that.,And then after the divorce, the female owner lives leisurely and singlely.,The male owner regrets chasing his wife.,The female owner doesn't agree to the male owner's remorse.,Qingmei was snubbed and embarrassed and angry and revenge.,The male owner still can't be forgiven for saving the female owner.,Buy drunk decadence and damage your body.、Qingmei went to prison to get retribution.。

It doesn't take long for a story to tell. Zhang Suxin was silent for a long time after hearing this, but said: "Strange, it sounds stupid, why am I still so addicted to listening to it?" ”

Lu Anzhi smiled "haha".

Zhang Suxin gave Lu An a blank look and said, "I didn't expect you to conceive such an idiot!" ”

Lu Anzhi: "What, can't it?" "But seriously,

Zhang Suxin said: "Okay, what's not to do?" You've written "Perfume Poisonous", what's the big deal about writing about such an idiot? ”

Lu Anzhi said: "Don't underestimate me, I can write a bunch of this." One? Hehe! ”

Zhang Suxin rolled Lu An's eyes again and said, "Yes, yes, you are rich in garbage." ”

Lu Anzhi: "......"

Zhang Suxin said: "But seriously, although this kind of story can't be listened to with a brain, but the control of readers' emotions is really powerful." That's probably why I can't help but keep listening. ”

Lu Anzhi said: "Well, yes. These are the ones that focus on emotions. ”

Zhang Suxin said: "Then one day I really filed for divorce with you, will you be like the male protagonist?" ”

Lu Anzhi smiled: "Me? You're thinking too much, aren't you? Am I as confused as the male protagonist in this story? I'm single-minded, okay? I'm not going to do that. ”

"Humph!"

Zhang Suxin gave Lu Anzhi a blank look, but she was still very satisfied with Lu Anzhi's answer.

The two of them had been communicating for a while, and Zhang Suxin temporarily stopped talking to Lu Anzhi, went to Xian Xian and said, "Xian Xian, I've seen enough TV, it's time to turn off the TV." ”

"Slim Slim closes herself!"

The little guy said, picked up the remote control and pressed the red button, then raised his head to look at Zhang Suxin waiting for a compliment.

Zhang Suxin patted the slender little head melon and said, "Slender is so good!" ”

Slim grinned. Then Zhang Suxin played with Xian Xian.

Lu Anzhi wrote "The Condor Heroes" for a while, and then replied bitterly on Qiuqiu: I have written the manuscript of "Condor Heroes" in the past few days, and I will send you back.

Only then did he be satisfied, and said: Long live Boss B! Then I won't bother you!

Oh, this bitter editor, even the word "you" is used.

Lu Anzhi shook his head and smiled, and continued to code.

After writing for a while, he received Zhai Xiao's Qiuqiu news again, saying that the comics were on the right track, and he had found two good assistants, and now he was getting more and more comfortable drawing.

Zhai Xiao said that she wanted to adapt for a while, and then see if she could start "Doraemon" at the same time, Lu Anzhi asked Zhai Xiao to continue to work hard, and when the world's first martial arts club came, the popularity of "Dragon Ball" would definitely go up to a higher level.

In fact, the popularity of "Dragon Ball" has been quite good recently, and it has stabilized in the middle and upper reaches. This manga has reached the plot point where the seven dragon balls are about to be collected for the first time, which can be regarded as a small climax of the main line in the early stage.

After coding words for a while, Lu Anzhi turned off the computer, and the family washed and slept together. Xian Xian lay between Lu Anzhi and Zhang Suxin and sang alone for a while, and then fell asleep.

The little one always sleeps very suddenly, one second he is still "babbling" and singing, and the next second he has closed his eyes and fallen asleep.

Zhang Suxin looked at the little guy falling asleep, couldn't help but smile softly, and tucked the quilt for Xian Xian.

Lu Anzhi: "Continue to tell you the story of Tongfu Inn?" ”

Zhang Suxin said, "Don't talk about this tonight." Didn't you say that you have a bunch of brainless stories at night? Tell me one more, I'd like to hear it. ”

Lu Anzhi: "......"

Zhang Suxin: "What kind of eyes are you looking at me?" ”

Lu Anzhi: "I didn't expect you to be so tasteless." ”

Zhang Suxin glanced at Lu An and said, "You can make up such tasteless stories, why can't I listen to them?" ”

"Good, good! You're right, I'll do it. ”

Lu Anzhi said with a smile, stretched out his hand and pretended to drag a plate, held it up in front of Zhang Suxin, and said, "Well, this is the brain depository, please take this lady to store the brain here, and then listen to the story." ”

"Okay, this is the brain, please help me save it."

Zhang Suxin cooperated very cooperatively and grabbed her brain with her hand, and then put something in Lu Anzhi's hand and said.

The couple looked at each other and smiled, both of which were amused.

Lu Anzhi said: "Then I'll talk about it." ”

"Let's talk about it."

Zhang Suxin got into the quilt and rolled herself up like a cicada chrysalis, leaving only her head outside, and her eyes were a little bright in the dark, looking at Lu Anzhi.

Lu Anzhi said: "Then I'll tell you the synopsis of this story first, the synopsis of this story is - the male protagonist has a system, which requires him to attack the female protagonist, and he will die after failing the strategy." In the third year of the male protagonist's strategy for the female protagonist, at the engagement banquet, the female protagonist received a call from Bai Yueguang and ran away. The male protagonist is dead, and the female protagonist is crazy. ”

"Poof......

Zhang Suxin couldn't help but laugh when she heard this synopsis from Lu Anzhi.

(End of chapter)