Chapter 1 Crossing meets a herd of cows
In this world, a person's name is usually inversely proportional to his experience, he is basically poor when he is rich, he is usually scared to death when he is beautiful, and he is called Taiping, and he is estimated to have never been safe in his life......
Therefore, this is a good explanation why Lin Taiping just finished the resignation procedures, and he crossed over inexplicably, and suddenly there was a strange language in his mind.
Three minutes later, on a desolate island surrounded by blue waves, he looked up at the snow and finally settled on a bad news, and even worse.
The bad news is that he is now standing in a bamboo forest, tied like a Dragon Boat Festival zongzi, and if he doesn't find a way to keep warm, it is estimated that he will soon turn into a humanoid Hagdas.
The worse news was that less than ten centimeters beside him, dozens of burly minotaurs with vicious faces were rushing to search his backpack, and the green light from the bull's eyes was crazy, which made people suspect that they had mad cow disease.
"Minotaur Dark Race?" Lin Taiping suddenly felt like tears streaming down his face, he could now be sure that even if he had crossed over, his character was still as strong as ever.
However, even for a moment of tears, the rough nerves that had been tempered by encountering various troubles over the years still calmed him down immediately.
Okay, well, since you can even go to the bank to withdraw money and encounter a large group of robbers, then even if you meet a group of minotaurs who love robbery after crossing over, it doesn't seem so difficult to accept, at most, you should play the live-action version of World of Warcraft, but you can't explode the equipment.
In fact, just like he saw in the game of Warcraft, these minotaurs are all as burly as a hill, with vicious and hideous bull heads, long horns as sharp as knives, muscular ** upper body, coupled with thick totem stone pillars, and vicious white gas spewing from their nostrils......
To make matters worse, these guys seem to have been hungry for so long that they don't care about stuffing anything they find in their backpacks, their mobile wallets, file bags, laptops, and even the parallel version of the IPHONE4 that have been eaten by the minotaur chief named Tulu.
"Bah, it's not delicious at all!" After only a few chews, the Tulu chief frowned and spit out a few mobile phone parts in a depressed manner, "I'll just say, why is there only half an apple painted on this thing, it must be that people who have eaten it before find it so unpalatable that they can't swallow it." ”
Very good and powerful, at this moment, Uncle Jobs's spirit in the sky directly burst into tears.
In fact, Lin Taiping was already in tears, especially when he saw that after the group of minotaurs had gnawed the entire backpack, they suddenly turned their heads very neatly to look over.
"Uh......" was creepy, and Lin Taiping couldn't help but shudder: "What, let me ask, shouldn't you be related to the ogre?"
"Bah, you're related to the ogre, and your whole family is related to the ogre. As if insulted, Tulu immediately spewed white air angrily, "Humans, do you think our great Minotaur clan is a low-level creature like an ogre, we are just thinking about ......"
There is no need to say what he is thinking, because the eyes of dozens of minotaurs have already stared at his jeans together, and looking at the posture of desperately swallowing saliva, they will rush over at any time.
"Wait!" Lin Taiping couldn't help but yell, even though his heart was trembling wildly, "You can't eat this, this is my last one...... I mean, if you're looking for something to eat, I'm happy to help!"
Thanks to the last sentence, the minotaurs, who had already collectively charged, suddenly braked suddenly, and Tulu's eyes widened with a strange face, as if he had heard something incredible: "Human, you just said that you can help us find food?"
"That's right!" In order to prevent himself from turning into a light pig, Lin Taiping could only nod desperately, "Give me a few minutes, I can find a lot of food to ensure that all of you eat until you burp." ”
Dozens of minotaurs swallowed their saliva neatly, but they couldn't help but look at each other, hmm, it sounds like it's very good, but with this ordinary looking human in front of him, can he really find any food?
You know, it's a cold winter, and the island is so desolate that everything that can be eaten has been eaten, and even what can't be eaten has been eaten, and in this case, it is a miracle to find enough food and find a small piece of bread.
"Try it, you won't have anything to lose anyway. Lin Taiping replied very seriously, and by the way, he didn't forget to add, "Besides, the great and brave Minotaur clan, are you afraid that a human will hurt you?"
"That's!" Turu immediately puffed out his chest proudly, both horns glowing golden, "Our great and brave Minotaur have never been afraid of humans, except for the nasty magicians, of course. ”
Saying this, it proudly waved its hooves and easily tore off the rope, but for the sake of insurance, several minotaurs still clung to Lin Taiping's side, lest he suddenly do something strange.
"Ah, I'm a big fan of the Minotaur, especially when it comes to attracting aggro when the next quest is drawn. Lin Taiping casually talked nonsense, moving his numb wrist while looking at the surrounding environment.
As he could see, the snow-capped island was particularly desolate, surrounded by desolate wilderness, except for the bamboo grove where he was now located, which was lush even in winter, with hundreds of bamboos rustling in the sea breeze and leaves falling from time to time.
So, although they claim to help the minotaurs find food, there is really nothing here, the nearby sea is so quiet that there are no fish, and there is only this bamboo forest in the wilderness except for stones and sand...... Hmm?
As if thinking of something, he thoughtfully touched his chin and circled around the bamboo forest a few times, this bamboo forest is growing very well, and it happens to be winter now, so to speak......
"I've eaten it, and it's terrible. Watching him circle around the bamboo, Tulu couldn't help but sigh, "The bamboo is so hard that it gnaws on broken teeth, and the leaves are also bitter, and it tastes like eating paper, and to be honest, I'd rather eat paper." ”
Recalling the unbearable experience of eating bamboo, a large group of minotaurs only felt that their stomachs were refluxing acid, and the god of darkness was on top, if this human dared to say such a thing as eating bamboo, we would definitely flatten him into a pig's head.
"Ah, I'm not going to tell you to eat bamboo. Lin Taiping picked up a long and narrow flat stone, squatted down next to a big bamboo, and began to dig a pit.
Completely speechless, dozens of minotaurs looked at each other, Tulu couldn't help but widen his eyes, the god of darkness is above, what is this human doing, is he going to dig up a lot of earthworms...... Well, to be honest, that stuff doesn't taste great either.
And in their muttering, Lin Taiping was already sweating profusely, almost digging all over the radius of a few meters, but unfortunately, even if the bamboo was dug up to the point of crumbling, but the pit was dirt except for earthworms.
"Actually not?" Rubbing his numb legs, he changed places and began to continue his pit digging business, but it turned out that his character was still very bad, and this time there were no earthworms.
"Human, what the hell are you doing?" Tulu finally couldn't take it anymore, and spat out white gas a little angrily, "Listen, if you dare to play tricks on us, we'll bury you with the pit you dug!"
"Ann, Ann. Lin Taiping waved his hand without replying, and continued to dig in a different place again, "Give me a little more time, meow, I don't believe it, is my character so bad...... Huh?"
Bang, spit halfway, the stone seemed to hit something, he couldn't help but be slightly stunned, and when he saw the yellow-brown faintly exposed in the soil, he suddenly screamed with ecstasy on his face, and dug down desperately as if he had been beaten with chicken blood.
After a while, the thing hidden in the dirt was finally completely exposed to the air, and dozens of minotaurs were full of curiosity, and they couldn't help but stretch their necks together, looking at the unknown object together and being stunned.
Under the shell full of yellow mud, it seems to wrap a cone-shaped plant part, and there is a layer of yellow-brown shell outside, which looks at least dozens of catties in weight...... Wait, is this the legendary food?
"That's right, this one is called winter bamboo shoots. Lin Taiping hugged the winter bamboo shoot tightly, and he almost had the urge to kiss it, "This is a delicacy abundant in the bamboo forest, as long as you put it in the fire and simmer it first, and then remove the shell and cut it into thin slices, you can ...... it."
Click! This side is still introducing, Tulu over there has already grabbed the winter bamboo shoots directly, and he hasn't even wiped the yellow mud clean, and even the shell is a bite down.
It's just that the next moment, after this guy only chewed a few bites, his face suddenly trembled with convulsions, as if he had been trampled on by a hundred rhinoceros: "Bah, this thing is simply too unpalatable...... Damn it, humans, are you kidding us?"
In an instant, dozens of minotaurs were immediately furious, and the muscular hooves of the bull rattled, and they rushed up to beat the human into a half-limped posture when they waited for the patriarch to give an order.
What can you say? Lin Taiping wiped his cold sweat from his head, and could only spread his hands very innocently: "Please, I just said it, this thing can only be eaten when it is cooked, and you yourself don't listen to me." ”
"Ahem, what's this......" Dozens of minotaurs looked at each other, and they actually blushed a little, only Tulu still stared at the bull's eye in disbelief: "So, as long as this is cooked, it will definitely be eaten?"
"Definitely, and it will taste good. Lin Taiping raised the corners of his mouth with a smile, revealing eight snow-white shiny teeth.
"Really?" Touru glared again, as if I was killing you with my eyes.
"Really!" Lin Taiping met its gaze and nodded affirmatively, "However, there is still a problem, I still lack kitchen knife and kitchenware seasoning...... Huh?"
Bang, before he could finish speaking, Tulu had already screamed, excitedly waving the totem stone pillar, and rushed out as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and its roar could be heard along the way: "Kitchen knife! cauldron! seasoning!"
Very good and powerful, looking at the bamboo forest that was directly overthrown and trampled down, and then looking at the back of the smoke and dust, Lin Taiping could only look up at the sky speechlessly-
Well, I have to admit that the power of food is endless!
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