Chapter 11 A sunny day full of slashes
Three poles on the sun.
The warm spring breeze blows the ancient city of Chang'an.
The city is full of life and life.
Zhenguan is in full bloom.
On Suzaku Street, where the nobles of the inner city lived, there were not many pedestrians.
A mansion is particularly magnificent, and the plaque of the vermilion gate has two gilded characters, Cheng Mansion.
Two gatehouses, one person with a large pillar in front of the door, leaning against the sun.
"This sun is even brighter than on the battlefield that day, and today will be a good day." The old porter finally survived the winter, dragging a lame leg, and his body gradually warmed up.
The little porter admired the old porter from the bottom of his heart, if it weren't for this injured leg, he would have been a general in the army.
He was just about to strike up a conversation when he saw a convoy arrive.
"The Guards! Dragon! ”
As the gatekeeper of the national prince, these eyes are there.
The two of them hurriedly ran back to the gate, praying incessantly: "Don't stop in front of our mansion." ”
Good spirits do not work badly.
Before he could repeat it twice, he saw the dragon stop outside the house.
The Guards are on alert.
The two of them were scattered, and they ran out with a fall, bowing their heads and bowing, "Long live my emperor, long live, long live!" ”
Li Shimin stepped on the backbone of the coachman and walked down the dragon wheel, and said lightly: "What about your father-in-law?" ”
"Your Majesty, my country is just in the backyard stable." The old porter was also a good man in the past, and he had experienced vicissitudes, but at this moment, under the majesty of the emperor, he had already lost his ground and almost peed his pants.
Everything.
It can be seen that Li Shimin's imperial majesty is by no means comparable to ordinary emperors.
"This old horseman will enjoy it. Stables? Just right. Li Shimin walked inside with his hands behind his back.
"Don't report it, Your Majesty wants to see if the prince is good to the royal horse." Chang Hao walked behind and said fiercely.
With Li Shimin leaving.
"What, look at the horse!"
The two porters sat on the ground at the time, looking at the liquid flowing from under the buttocks of the little porter, and the old porter was also trembling and speechless.
The Royal Guards looked at each other, just this little bit of guts? Your Majesty is not a monster, it is really a shame for Cheng Guogong.
In fact, they don't have the courage to do this, but there are other fatal things that come to mind.
The old porter was already bloodless, and looked at the sun in the sky again, today is really a sunny day full of slashes.
Mansion stables.
A group of people surrounds a dead horse.
There is a gold saddle on horseback, as well as a full set of royal halters.
At this moment, a group of people, holding fans, kept blasting away the nasty flies, and at the same time biting Jin for Cheng.
Cheng bit Jin and was fat, loved to sweat, took out a handkerchief and wiped it, and casually drove away a green-headed fly flying in front of him.
He looked at the horse corpse that had begun to decay, Tongling's eyes were full of sadness, and he sighed: "Chasing clouds, chasing clouds, you can stay in the old man's stable for one night, which can be regarded as a blessing for three lives." ”
Daddy is muddy again!
The eldest son, Cheng Chumo, felt that it was too much, and it was not good to hear it, so he immediately said: "Dad, then, did you bury it?" ”
Cheng Yanjin turned his head and glared, "Buried?" How can you never be separated from it if you are buried! ”
Crowd: ⊙_⊙∥∣°
Master, they're all dead, they all stink...... It's time to separate, let's separate.
That's how my father was treated.
If you know under the spring of chasing clouds, you will definitely be blind.
In the next life, I will be reincarnated as a beauty, and it is never too late to be separated from your old man.
The second son, Cheng Chuliang, grinned and said unhappily: "Dad, you should mourn." Know that you like this horse, but it's dead after all. Let's settle accounts with Li Lao Wu later, and now we have to bury it. If you don't bury it, it stinks, and now it's calling flies. ”
"This horse is not easy to gain, and I know how to cherish it if I lose it." Cheng Yanjin was really unwilling, and thought about it, "Call the chef at home." ”
"Dad, you're going too far, do you still have to cook for a dead horse, you don't need to call a cook to cook, just grab a handful of forage."
"Huh?" Cheng Biting Jin glared, Cheng Chumo was stunned at the time, and hurriedly said: "I'll go, I'll go!" ”
It's crazy to call a cook for a dead horse.
It can be seen how much Cheng Yanjin loves this horse.
The subordinates didn't dare to say anything, and they felt that the old man was benevolent and righteous, and he was good to the subordinates, even if it was a dead horse.
To be able to become a subordinate of Cheng Mansion is really a blessing for three lives.
Not for a while.
The second chef wore a white apron and came with a group of cooks.
A group of people looked at the dead horse, they had only cooked for people in their lives, and they never thought that one day, they would cook for a horse, or a dead horse!
Originally, they were indignant and felt humiliated.
But after thinking about it in a blink of an eye, the old man and his wife are righteous, and this send-off meal must be at a level of 200%.
The cooks compared their hearts to their hearts, and their blood gradually boiled.
"Do you know how to solve the cow?" Cheng Biting Jin said in a deep voice.
The crowd was amazed and fed the horses and cows!
But it is reasonable for Cheng Yanjin to do no matter how muddy it is.
The chef quickly pulled off his hat, bent down and said, "Master, yes." ”
"Okay, you get it done."
It turned out to be the solution! Is this going to be a specimen of horse bones?
After all, the head of the deer and the antlers are passed down forever, and I can't help but think about it.
It seems that it must be.
Cheng Biting Jin sighed, causing everyone to be sad.
At this moment, Cheng Biting Jin said: "Then, half of the horse meat is grilled and half marinated." Bring me another jar of good Shaoxing rice wine, I want to be with it, although you don't have me, but I have you in me, galloping the world together! ”
(⊙ o⊙) Ah!
After everyone was stunned, they all looked like ghosts.
What what!
We heard it right, Guogong wants to marinate and barbecue!
All of them thought wrong, it turned out to be such a never-separation!
How did you do it so shamelessly!
But it's a bit of a bargain.
Then came Cheng Biting Jin's unique rough voice, "Chasing Yunju, none of you can eat it, it's all Lao Tzu." Today, I will eat the left front leg first, and the rest will be deboned and cut off for me and smoked in whole pieces, and I will eat slowly in the future. And the bones of the horses shall be made into specimens for me, and shall be placed in my storehouse. ”
Under the shocked, contemptuous, and indignant gaze of everyone, Cheng Biting Jin turned around, with a big waist in ten circles, his hands behind his back, and sighed at the sky, "Oh, the earth is vast, the gods are young, and they will never be separated......." ”
After that, he went to the hall and waited for the horse meat to be eaten.
The chef threw his hat directly on the ground, stomped his feet and said indignantly: "I thought that the old man was righteous, and he was so good to a dead horse, and my blood was boiling, and I was going to eat people together!" ”
", what are you looking at me doing, why don't you hurry up and make a fire to boil water, and shave the hair first."
The cooks wanted to cry without tears, and gritted their teeth.
Master, we know you're the Demon King, but this time it's too muddy!
The muddy one is called an unexpected, earth-shattering ghost god!
Li Shimin gradually came to the stable, and the attendants along the way were all controlled by Li Junxian and the Imperial Forest Army, and they were completely silent and unexpected.
At this moment, across the courtyard wall, I smelled the aroma of barbecue and couldn't help drooling.
I thought that you were a good bite of gold, I couldn't eat and sleep well all day, but you admired the horse and ate barbecue!
"Children, I forgot just now, the kidneys are also roasted for me, don't shave the white pimples, Lao Tzu likes the smell."
Li Shimin heard Cheng Biting Jin's call inside, and gradually got up, you are so coquettish, strode in.