Chapter 18 Da Han and Er Han

The stupid big man sat down at Ling Zhiqiao's table, and asked the guy in a simple voice: "Second brother, is this a bad person?" ”

The guy walked over unhurriedly and said, "Big brother, I don't look like it." ”

Ling Zhiqiao lay on the table and thought, what is wrong with these two goods, calling each other brothers, no one wants to be a brother This is.

"You, go search her!"

"Okay! The guy known as the second brother agreed, and was about to touch Ling Zhiqiao, two thin hands similar to monkey paws, and when they immediately touched Ling Zhiqiao's shoulder, a small black stick stretched out from the crook of Ling Zhiqiao's arm and covered his head.

"In broad daylight, you two dog thieves dare to open a black shop! It's not that I don't want to live anymore. ”

Ling Zhiqiao was stunned by the stupid big man who was sitting and said, "Why didn't she faint?" Didn't you say she drank water? ”

Ling Zhiqiao thought to herself, it's really worrying about IQ! Now I still have time to ask if I fainted, it seems that they are two stupid thieves.

The second brother didn't dare to put it down with his hands up, and said in his mouth: "Big brother, she fell on the table, then she must be dizzy, is it because today's medicine is not enough?" ”

The two of them discussed whether the amount of medicine was enough, Ling Zhiqiao had no intention of listening to their nonsense, she had a force in her hands, and the second brother who was holding an iron rod retreated to the side of the stupid big brother.

Ling Zhiqiao's face tensed: "Stand up, say, how many people have you harmed?" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the stupid eldest brother also stood up and stood with the second brother, and the effect of the mix and match made people laugh more than once, Ling Zhiqiao looked up at him with great difficulty, and said, "Did I let you stand, sit down!" ”

The stupid big brother was so obedient, he sat down obediently again, Ling Zhiqiao rolled her eyes, this is really a problem with IQ.

"Chivalry stays alive, we just eat with a mouthful of food, and we don't hurt people." The second brother seemed to be scared at this moment.

"They all stunned people, and they said that they didn't hurt people, and they were honest." Ling Zhiqiao's eyes showed a fierce light, making herself look ruthless.

"Second brother, does this chivalrous statue look like a fairy sister in the village?" The stupid big brother pointed at Ling Zhi and smiled innocently.

"I can't see it!" The second brother gently moved the iron rod against his head and looked at Ling Zhiqiao, and the door of his head seemed to open the eyes of the sky, and a round mark was made.

Ling Zhiqiao also saw that these two heads were stupid, she knocked on the table in front of the stupid big brother with an iron rod, and said in a low voice: "You mean I look like a woman." ”

The stupid big brother shook his head and stared at her intently.

The expression of the second brother suddenly became cheerful, you are really the fairy sister in the village, you are the daughter of the patriarch's family, and you are the sister Ling. The stupid big brother also followed suit: "It's Sister Ling, it's a fairy!" ”

Ling Zhiqiao hurriedly searched the memories of the original owner, and gradually the scattered memories were restored to Ling Zhiqiao's mind, and she blurted out: "You are from Lingshui Village?" ”

"Yes, yes, we are from Lingshui Village." It seems that this second brother is not stupid yet.

"You are Ling Dahan, you are Ling Erhan, why are you here?" Ling Zhiqiao put away the iron rod and said with a smile on her face. When these two people saw that Ling Zhiqiao recognized them, they were immediately very happy, and pulled Ling Zhiqiao to sit in a circle.

Da Han said: "Sister fairy, the people in the village are dead, and none of us can find them, but I know the man in black. ”

Ling Zhiqiao knew that this Da Han couldn't understand, so she asked Erhan: "You say, what's the matter?" ”

"Sister Ling, when we went fishing by the river that day, we heard from people in nearby villages that something happened in Lingshui Village, and many black-clothed people broke into the village and killed people when they saw them, and some people saw you being caught in the bamboo forest."

"The two of us were in a hurry to run back, the village was burned, and the two of us ran to the bamboo forest, the bamboo forest was full of dead people, and the eldest brother pulled the dead one by one, and I didn't find you and the patriarch, but we caught an injured man in black, and we locked him up and tortured him every day, only to know that the man in black was in Kyoto City."

"Even the two of you still torture people, tell me how you torture people?" Ling Zhiqiao wanted to know the fate of this injured man in black.

"Hey! Hey! We didn't beat him or scold him, we just stuffed poop into his mouth every day and forced him to eat. ”

"Huh! You two are disgusting, I want to throw up when I hear it. Ling Zhiqiao forced herself not to think about that scene, but she couldn't help but ask, "Then you killed him in the end." ”

Da Han was immediately unhappy, and Han Han said angrily: "He, he doesn't play with us anymore!" ”

Ling Zhiqiao didn't understand, and looked at Er Han strangely: "What do you mean?" ”

Er Han also said angrily: "The man in black bit his tongue and committed suicide, hum!" ”

"Ha, ha." "Ha, ha." Ling Zhiqiao laughed so much that she was going to be laughed to death by these two things, and they were not happy to bite their tongues and kill themselves because they were tortured.

Da Han and Er Han saw Ling Zhiqiao laughing, although they didn't know what they were laughing at, they also laughed together.

Ling Zhiqiao remembered that when the original owner was young, Da Han and Er Han loved to revolve around her, the younger sister was long, and the younger sister was short. The people in the village saw them as stupid and teased them, as the patriarch Ling Ge Lao always administered justice for them, but he didn't expect Da Han and Er Han to have such a deep affection for her and Ge Lao.

Ling Zhiqiao finally recovered the normal state of her facial muscles, moved her stiff chin with a smile, and asked in a tone of disbelief, "You didn't open the post station for me and my father, right?" ”

"Of course I'm looking for you, but also looking for the man in black, the man in black who committed suicide said that this is the only way to enter and exit the city, we haven't been in Kyoto, I'm a little scared, just open a post here, we will lock him up when we meet the man in black, torture him and force him to ask him, Erhan said it is impressive.

Ling Zhiqiao knocked on the table: "Let's talk about the point, but I got it." ”

Dahan was stupid and said, "No! ”

"So did you hurt the good guys?"

Da Han's head shook like a rattle, and Er Han also waved his hand again and again: "We don't want money and don't kill ourselves, after searching the cards of the people in black, they are good people, they wake up after a while, we only collect money to feed the horses." ”

Ling Zhiqiao thought for a while and said, "That's it! When I return to Kyoto City, I will contact you first and then send someone to pick you up, and you will wait for me in the post station for the time being, but don't drug again, that is, you can't tell who is a good person or a bad person, and people of any color and clothes are not allowed to be drugged. ”

"Listen to the fairy sister, we are waiting for you here." Da Han's slap was very happy.

Ling Zhiqiao left all the money on them on their bodies, and under the reluctant gaze of Dahan Erhan, they rode straight to Kyoto City.

Outside the gate of Sanqingyuan, Mama Qin had been waiting for a long time, and walked back and forth several times, when she suddenly heard the sound of horses' hooves coming towards this side, and saw that it was the young lady who was back.

She hurriedly stepped forward: "Thank God, my little ancestor, you are back, I have never dared to put down my throat and eyes." ”

Ling Zhi Qiao Fei dismounted, asked the little guy at the door to tie the horse well, and smiled obediently: "This is not coming back, Mama, you have brought my clothes." ”

Mama Qin took out a handkerchief and wiped her sweat and said, "Brought, brought, hurry up and go in and change it." ”

Ling Zhiqiao had just changed her clothes in the private room, and before she could sit down, Aunt Sun came in with a food box: "Qiao'er, which one are you, look at this sweaty, come here, bring some face water." ”

"Auntie, I went to see an old man, thinking that I could come back early and come to you to beg for food, but I didn't expect to be delayed."

"If you delay any longer, you won't have to eat, my aunt has prepared it for you, this food box contains two pepper-flavored roast ducks, bring you back to the house to eat enough, the sedan chair is also ready, and the horses will let the little maid lead behind."

Ling Zhiqiao raised a thumbs up: "Auntie, see you!" ”

"Miss, don't tease the shopkeeper Sun, she has been in a hurry all morning, wash your face quickly, go back quickly!"

Ling Zhiqiao washed her face, said goodbye to her aunt, and got into the sedan chair with the food box, she really wanted to solve a duck in the sedan chair first.

Ling Zhiqiao secretly broke a duck leg, and couldn't help but eat it, the smell of this duck was really fragrant, and even Mama Qin, who was walking under the sedan chair, could smell it. She smiled and said, "Miss, you can take it easy, don't go to the mansion before you get to the house, there will be duck bones left." ”

Mama Qin said that if it was slow, it was estimated that the first duck would really have bones left, Ling Zhiqiao wrapped the duck leg bones that had been eaten, okay! Keep it for dinner, and give the other one to your uncle, so you can have an excuse.

In the General's Mansion, General Xiao Qian didn't see Ling Zhiqiao when he had breakfast, thinking that this child might be sleepy, so he didn't call anyone, and when it was time to eat at noon, he didn't come, and he was just about to ask someone to call, and saw Ling Zhiqiao and Mama Qin coming in from the direction of the mansion gate.

Xiao Qian put down his chopsticks: "Qiao'er, are you going out again?" ”

"Uncle, this time my aunt sent a sedan chair to pick me up and catch up with her, I thought about noon, so I rushed back to add a dish to my uncle and accompany my uncle to eat." Ling Zhiqiao hurriedly asked Mama Qin to open the food box and bring out the roast duck.

"Haha, okay," Ling Zhiqiao found that only the Lu clan was sitting and there was no Xiao Qinxue.

"Hey, why didn't my sister come?"

"She's not feeling well, the food has already been delivered, you don't have to worry about it." Lu said in a tone.

"I'm not feeling well! Then I still have a duck here, but the duck leg was eaten by me, if my sister doesn't dislike it, send it to her? ”

"You're embarrassed to give it after you've eaten! Keep it for yourself. Lu said without being salty.

General Xiao Qian coughed and glared at Lu: "If you don't eat, you won't eat, what nonsense." Lu's stuffy head no longer squeaks when eating.

Xiao Qian smiled again and said to Ling Zhiqiao: "Qiao'er, you also eat, after eating, go back and rest well, and only then can you enter the palace with a good look tomorrow." ”

Ling Zhiqiao didn't care what Lu's face was, Xiao Qinxue didn't eat better, she stayed at night to go back and eat with Mama Qin, and she also wanted to send a letter to King Yu, no, what else King Yu, I will call him by his name in the future and see what he can do!