Mr. Tang broke the jar and broke it, so he simply didn't care about anything, "What's wrong with my porridge?" Can't I make porridge? Not to mention, I picked up Chenxi from work today, and I wanted to make her a romantic candlelight dinner, but she fell asleep and probably woke up in the middle of the night, so I could only boil porridge and prepare. ”

"Brother, you're so tragic."

"I sympathize with you."

Tang Yebai snorted coldly, "You say that I am tragic now, sympathize with me, it doesn't matter, feng shui takes turns, there will always be a day when I sympathize with you." ”

Yunyi laughed, "I am innocent, decent, I don't mess with the relationship between men and women, clean and self-loving, gentlemanly demeanor, I will never be abused by women, whether it is PK hardware or software, Yebai, I am better than you." ”

Tang Yebai sneered, "Are you sure everything is better than me?" ”

"Of course." Yunyi is quite confident.

In addition to that face, which point is Lao Tzu worse than you, a man's face happens to be the least important hardware in PK.

Tang Yebai said coldly, "You and I are the same age, I gave birth to a genius son, or a terrorist, can you give birth?" At least I have a son, and I'm about to have a wife, and I don't know where your wife's shadow is, let alone my son. ”

Lin Ran chuckled, and Yun Yi's mouth opened, "About my son...... You're really strong, well, I'll admit defeat, but my son and I will definitely not be rivals in the future. ”

"Besides, you only found out that you have such a big son this year, who knows if I have slipped through the net, maybe one day my first love **** will bring my son who is about to go to college to recognize him, everything is possible."

Tang Yebai, "...... Coming to college? Do you have that function at the age of ten? ”

Yun Yi said, "Stupid, do you have to be eighteen years old to go to college?" Genius skips a grade. ”

Tang Yebai, "......"

Lin Ran laughed, "Okay, okay, don't run it." ”

Yun Yi said, "Yebai, don't patronize chasing your wife, the Middle East has been in chaos recently, I don't know if it will affect our plans." ”

Tang Yebai was extremely surprised, "Hasn't it been calm recently?" ”

"You're chasing your wife all your heart, how can you have time to take care of things." Yunyi couldn't help but complain, "When will the Middle East calm down, and the North American government's more than 100-meter elite agents have poured out of the nest and secretly infiltrated Saudi Arabia and Iran, not knowing what to do." ”

Tang Yebai said disdainfully, "The thunder is heavy and the rain is small, I always do this trick, and I get tired of it." ”

"It's good to be careful, and I've sent someone to investigate." Yunyi said, "Oh, I almost forgot, I'm going to be elected mayor, Yebai, give me some money, the funds are tight......"

Tang Yebai, "......"

Lin Ran, "......"

Tang Yebai couldn't cry or laugh, turned off the video, continued to boil the porridge, and finally, went to the restaurant to bring a chair, sat in the kitchen while watching a movie, watched the porridge, and when it was cooked, began to boil it over low heat.

When it was almost boiled, I put in the seafood, cut the ginger shreds and put it in, and continued to boil, but other than that, I didn't put anything else. Xia Chenxi woke up in a daze, and everything was quiet......

Tang Yebai was not in the bedroom, she felt more comfortable, her stomach was growling with hunger, Xia Chenxi turned her head, it was already past eleven o'clock, there was a light in the master bedroom, and there was no sound outside.

Xia Chenxi secretly wondered, didn't Tang Yebai say that she would wake her up after cooking?

Why didn't you call her?

It's early in the morning.

Xia Chenxi woke up and washed his face.