Ordinary people always drink and chat when they go to the bar, but Li Weiqiang is different, holding a bowl of dishes he doesn't know what, eating in small bites, if it weren't for his appearance, it is estimated that Dongfang Yun would not recognize him as a boy.

"Xiaoqiang, don't patronize eating, have a drink with me." Dongfang Yun held up the wine called Confusion and Lust to tempt this ignorant child.

"My mom said you weren't allowed to drink until you were eighteen." Li Weiqiang lowered his head, a little uneasy.

Dongfang Yun took a sip and said, "Don't believe me, let me tell you, you have to drink wine early, are we drinking wine?" What we drink is loneliness, melancholy. Think about the two of us, uprooted from home, not long ago, was forced to the realm of life and death by a few gangsters, maybe tomorrow will encounter some danger, before death, don't want to taste this treasure that countless men and women indulge in? ”

Li Weiqiang's eyes were confused, thinking of the life and death of his parents, thinking of his sister who died without seeing the corpse, and thinking of all the painful things he had encountered during this time, he couldn't help but grit his teeth, and finally raised his wine glass and learned the appearance of Dongfang Yun, regardless of whether the cup was poison or holy water.

Coo-to-goo, coo-to-goo, Li Weiqiang actually drank all the wine in the cup, and Dongfang Yun opposite him only took a sip, because this confusion and emotion were extremely high, and the wine was very strong, and if he really wanted to dry up the glass, it was easy to drink his stomach to perforate.

"You...... Did you drink it all? Dongfang Yun couldn't help but widen his eyes, and he also looked at Li Weiqiang's expression.

Li Weiqiang said innocently: "Didn't you let me drink it?" ”

"You...... It's okay? ”

"I ...... Should there be something? ”

The two looked at each other strangely, and both looked at each other with strange expressions. Dongfang Yun didn't believe in evil, snapped his fingers, and asked Miss Rabbit Girl to bring two glasses of wine.

This time, there was no need to be greeted by Dongfang Yun, Li Weiqiang held the wine glass, took another sip, and drank all the fine wine that was about three or so taels. This time, not only Dongfang Yun was stunned, but even the rabbit girl on the side was stupefied by Li Weiqiang's drinking.

"Why don't you drink, didn't I just clink glasses with you? Can't you? ”

"Damn, you can't do it, how can I not do it." Dongfang Yun was a spirit, not surprised, and forced his scalp to wipe out a large glass of wine in his hand.

Unlike Li Weiqiang, who was safe and sound, Dongfang Yun only felt a stimulating heat from the esophagus, abdomen to the whole body, and an irresistible heat rushed into the brain, washing away all his memory, knowledge and reason. He let out a low snort.

Li Weiqiang said: "Are you okay?" How does it look painful? ”

"Of course I'm fine, what about you?" Dongfang Yun, who was numb, said strongly.

Li Weiqiang shrugged his shoulders: "The taste of wine, it tastes weird, it feels very bad, but it is still a little exciting, and the crispy and numb feeling will spread all over the body." ”

"Aren't you dizzy?"

"It's okay."

Dongfang Arithmetic understands, this guy who drinks two glasses in a row and doesn't blush at all is likely to be a very rare wine god, the kind that can't be poured by a thousand cups. On the earth, I have also heard that when the great flower grower bought weapons, there was a story of a soldier who was a master of drinking 17 times, and later left the legend of 'the motherland needs your stomach', which was praised by later generations. It seems that his little brother also has a good stomach.

After the two of them drank a lot, they began to open their minds and talk about the world, although they were only two children, but the wine on the table was no less than any table.

When he was drunk, Dongfang Yun couldn't help but brag about his glorious deeds in college, especially his achievements in picking up girls. It was hard for Li Weiqiang to understand what he was saying, but he did enjoy the atmosphere with his friends, even though the wine was really choking.

"It's not me who blows, I'm telling you, as long as it's the girl I fancie, there's nothing I can't catch up with if I want to." The thirty-year-old virgin Dongfang Yun can also deceive the little boy if he talks eloquently.

Li Weiqiang said: "How can you prove it, there is no girl here to let your pickling skills show." ”

"Girl...... Girl ...... "Dongfang Yun looked around, and suddenly aimed at a table, there were only three people at the table, a middle-aged man with two cute little girls, the two little girls were the same age as Li Weiqiang, and they looked cute and exquisite. But the strange thing is that all three people's hair is purple, and even the color of their pupils is purple.

"Look, that's the girl who can let me prove myself."

Li Weiqiang glanced at it, shook his head and said, "Don't go, those two younger sisters look so well-behaved and cute, don't experiment with others." ”

Dongfang Yun snorted: "You don't trust me, they will thank me after they are hooked up with me." ”

"Stop blowing."

"You're questioning me, so let's bet that I can make her say she likes me in three sentences, but she won't touch her, how about it?"

Li Weiqiang said: "I don't believe it! ”

"Then bet, how do you want to bet?"

"If you can, I'll help you wash your clothes for a month, and if you lose, you'll help me wash your clothes for a month."

Dongfang Yun laughed and said, "I'll be with you for a month, and I will add another month." It's two months in total, and it has to include underwear and socks, dare you bet it? ”

Li Weiqiang frowned, Dongfang Yun was so determined, could he really have a way to make girls like him in three sentences, after thinking about various possibilities, he nodded firmly: "Bet, come on!" ”

"Hahaha, okay, watch me perform."

The wine is strong and courageous, Dongfang Yun drank all the wine in the cup, posed, and walked forward step by step.

The middle-aged man obviously noticed Dongfang Yun, but he didn't pay much attention to it, just lowered his head and drank.

Dongfang Yun did not walk directly to the two girls, but walked in front of the middle-aged man, posed as a good baby, and said with a smile: "Hello big brother, can I say a few words with my two lovely sisters?" Just three sentences, not a single sentence. ”

The middle-aged man glanced him up and down a few times, and after a little hesitation, he nodded slightly, but said, "Just say it here, don't lean over." ”

"Yes, thank you, big brother." After Dongfang Yun thanked him, he looked at the slightly taller of the two girls, swallowed lightly, and said with a smile: "Hello beauty, my name is Dongfang Yun, you see that the person over there is my good friend, his name is Li Weiqiang." ”

The slightly older purple-haired girl said, "Hello, my name is Yueling, and this is my sister Yuexin." ”

"Hello, I'm really bothering you. Actually, I have something I want to ask you for help with, my companion wrote me a note, but I don't know how to read, can you read it for me? As he spoke, he slid a note out of his pocket, and a victor's smile curled into his lips.

Li Weiqiang, who had been observing carefully from a distance, almost jumped up.

That's it?

This dares to be called a master of pickling girls who has never been seen before or since?

Whew, that's too much!

Thinking with his toes, Li Weiqiang also knew what was written on the note, although he knew that he was about to lose, but he was extremely unwilling, this guy was too tricky.

[Forward a short story: In the nineties of the last century, China's air force was relatively weak due to historical reasons. Most of the fighters equipped are old models such as J-5 and J-6, and at the same time, South Korea, Japan and other countries are equipped with third-generation fighters, and the need for equipment upgrading in China is imminent.

At the same time, there was a serious economic crisis in the USSR, there was a massive shortage of light industrial products, and it was decided to sell fighters for foreign exchange. Our country quickly organized a delegation to the Soviet Union to discuss matters.

Originally, they had talked about buying the MiG-29, but Lin Hu, the former deputy commander of China's Air Force, learned from an old friend that the Su-27 fighter was more advanced than the Mi-29, so he resolutely asked to buy the Su-27.

On the one hand, the Soviet Union needed this order from our country, and on the other hand, it was worried that in the future, China and the Soviet Union would fight each other and raise tigers for themselves. So he planned to do the same old thing: defeat his opponent at the wine table, and say that if he wants to buy a plane, he must drink himself.

Everyone knows that Russia is located at a high latitude, and since ancient times, there has been an abundance of wine, and the wine table negotiations have indeed made many countries fall behind in the Soviet Union. But this time, General Lin Hu found the "secret weapon" - a logistics cadre on our side who was not good-looking. To this cadre: "Comrade, the Motherland needs your stomach. ”

It turned out that this cadre was very talented, his body could secrete a special substance, and alcohol did not work on him at all. In this drinking party against the Soviet Union, he attended as a colonel, poured the Russians' favorite vodka like drinking water, drank the beer together, and drank the 17 Soviet generals with all his might, so that the other party could come in vertically and go out horizontally. Overwhelming the other side in momentum, the USSR also had to sell us planes. 】