Chapter 37: Eat Only Your Grass

What? Can you add so much health as a spiritual teacher?

But how does the system seem to be cursing!

Su Tangyue's eyes lit up, she looked at the handsome man hungrily, snatched the wine jug in his hand, and took a sip boldly: "Let's talk about two hundred and five again!" ”

The memory came to an abrupt end here, and when I became conscious again, it was already noon on the second day.

Su Tangyue rubbed her aching forehead, and couldn't imagine what was going on behind.

"Pink! How did I get to the house? ”

"Liu Mantou said that you went to bed early last night! Did Miss have a nightmare? Peach rinsed her mouth with tea.

"Call them to me!" Su Tangyue said angrily.

These two wall-head plants must have sold her last night!

"Miss! We don't dare anymore! Liu Mantou stayed with the mother-in-law in the small kitchen for a long time, and thoroughly learned the essence of saping and cheating.

I saw her throw herself on the ground, wiping her tears sadly, looking like she didn't dare anymore.

If it weren't for the smell of onions, Su Tangyue would have almost believed it, "Next time, change to a smaller-tasting green onion!" ”

Seeing that he was recognized, Liu Mantou didn't pretend anymore, and hid behind the little black fat man like a turtle.

"Miss! Childe said it was the last thing we did for him, and we did it. The little black fat man said the whole process succinctly.

"We were watching from the tree at that time, and the former master definitely didn't do anything to you!" Liu Mantou also hurriedly confessed, "Hey, the former master asked us to send you back to the house when you were drunk." ”

"What did we say?" Su Tangyue looked at the two of them expectantly.

As a result, one black and one white shook their heads like rattles; "I can't hear clearly."

She had never drunk a thousand cups in her previous life, but she didn't expect this body to be broken with a single drink. Su Tangyue was furious, and lowered her face again: "If there is a next time, you will go and eat the grass!" ”

The two sisters immediately understood that 'Huitou Grass' referred to the former owner, and repeatedly expressed their loyalty, "We only eat your grass!" ”

Su Tangyue was satisfied, her eyes rolled and rolled, and she pretended to be sad: "I'm sad this time, you have to compensate me!" ”

"Go to the soup and go to the fire, at any cost!" The two sisters did not hesitate.

Then the courtyard turned on the artificial jumping machine!

The two sisters took turns to fly around with her, Su Tangyue was so happy that black and white impermanence almost worked in situ.

The donkey of the production team had to shed two lines of tears when they saw it!

Miserable! It's so miserable!

But what is even worse is the house of the powerful in the capital, where Marquis Su led a team of soldiers to beat gongs and drums and shout on the street!

"Marquis Su has been an official for many years, responded to the emperor's call, helped the weak, and donated 2,000 taels of silver to relieve Xinghua Mountain! Prime Minister Zhang is the head of a hundred officials, the Bodhisattva's heart, to help the world as his own responsibility, will not let the people down, after Xie Ma famous, for the official and decent, high wind and bright festival, will definitely donate more silver to help the people

……”

"The purpose of this official's parade today is to let the people of our capital see how noble and bright your beloved officials are, and let everyone intuitively supervise this official! The official assured everyone that this matter is absolutely open and transparent, and will never enrich their own pockets, and all the money raised will be used on the people! ”

"The emperor is dedicated to the people, and the Great Qi Dynasty is even more diligent and obedient..."

……

The people applauded, praised the emperor Shengming, and praised the benevolence of hundreds of officials!

Every time Su Hou Ye passed by, he would stop by high-ranking officials and dignitaries, shout by name, and report the assets of other people's families.

"There is still a scholar in the Ministry of Rites..."

The Ministry of Rites Shangshu hurriedly ran out with a stack of silver tickets: "Master Suhou! Master Su! Good job, it's my donation! Let's go! ”

"The Ministry of Rites Shangshu donated 1,500 taels!" Su Hou Ye finished ordering the silver ticket and drank loudly.

The Ministry of Rites brushed his sleeves and quickly hid his face and fled back to the house.

What a sin!

"Do you want to inform the other adults?" The little guy asked cautiously.

The Ministry of Rites Shangshu did not hesitate: "No need! ”

As an official in the same dynasty, everyone must have difficulties together!

This kind of thing is constantly being broadcast at the gates of various houses, and the people are very happy to watch it.

But those petty officials from poor families were trembling, constantly packing up the few pieces of silver, for fear that Marquis Su would not look down on this money, but he didn't expect it to be skipped directly.

For a moment, they didn't know whether to be sad or happy.

"Zhang He, as we all know, Prime Minister Zhang Cheng is your father, it's not appropriate for your family to pay 1,500 taels!" Su Hou Ye said dissatisfied.

This is too picky, no wonder it can be the head of the household!

Zhang He's face changed greatly, he didn't expect him to expose this matter in front of the public, he gritted his back molars and whispered, "Su Yi, don't go too far." ”

Marquis Su waved his hand indifferently: "Prime Minister Zhang Cheng is the head of a hundred officials, so he has to donate three thousand taels!" ”

His voice was not suppressed at all, and he was heard clearly by the people around him.

"Yes, the bigger the official, the richer he is!"

"Prime Minister Zhang Cheng has to donate three thousand taels!"

……

"Hahaha. The old man is old, his legs and feet are slow, and he is late! Prime Minister Zhang walked slowly, with a kind smile on his face. To donate money, you still have to donate in person, and the old man donates 5,000 taels! ”

It was obviously a kind tone, but Su Hou Ye was a little creepy when he heard it, and he didn't dare to respond, so he hurried away after saying hello.

And Zhang Cheng, who stayed in place, smiled quite immediately, and glanced at Zhang He, who was bowing his head: "I have done everything in the book, how did I learn this little family style!" ”

"My son knows his mistake!" Zhang He leaned over and admitted his mistake,

"Check this Su Yi well!" Leaving these words, Prime Minister Zhang turned around and went back to the house.

Su Hou Ye went to the last house, the Eldest Princess's Mansion.

The horse master kept a calm face and threw him a stack of silver tickets.

Knocking and beating all day long, it gave his wife a headache, this Su Yi is so annoying when he is old!

"Tut-tut, three thousand taels, Lao Xie, it's really rich, it can't be corruption" Su Hou Ye was also unceremoniously.

When he was young, he looked down on Xie Min's upright style, and now when he looks like he is looking at a woman, he looks down on him even more, and even the son he taught is a little white-faced.

Tut-tut, I don't even have a girl, I deserve it!

After collecting the silver ticket, he patted his ass and went to the palace, so much money kicked at him, and he had to worry about being stolen by this group of black-eyed old horsemen when he slept at night!

"Master Su, Gongzi Xie is inside, the emperor asks you to wait in the side hall for a while." The little eunuch politely led the way.

When Su Houye heard this, he sat swaggering at the door, and under his buttocks was a carved box full of silver tickets, and he put his ear on the door, listening vigorously to the movement in the house.