0080 [Don't be too greedy]
"Come, come, come! It's a guest from afar, the place at home is small, everyone put down the gift first, and I'll find a place for you to sit! "Du Cannon led the leprosy, black-footed chickens and others into the house.
The Du family's house is indeed very small, how can a dozen people be stuffed in a big place, so some bigwigs simply stand outside, and there are five people in the house, including leprosy and black-footed chickens.
"To tell the truth, who would have thought that you would come here in the middle of the night, and those who don't know still think that you have a grudge with Ah Xiao, and you are here to seek revenge!"
"How is that possible, Brother Cannon! We all respect Inspector Du! ”
"yes, we're all too busy during the day, so it's just at night! I didn't want to bother you, I'm sorry! ”
"I'm not sorry! Sorry! I'm sorry that you have sent so many gifts, how can you say that sentence, it is useless! You better take these things back! Du Cannon picked up a gift and handed it over.
"Brother Pao really knows the goods, this is a first-class tiger whip! The Great Siberian White Tiger from the Devil! "White dysentery hugging fists.
"Huh?" Du Dacang hurriedly took back the gift, "Cuilian, the guests have been waiting for a long time, serve tea first!" ”
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"Why is there no movement?"
"Is the Du family dead?"
"It's so pitiful, I didn't expect us to help collect the corpse!"
Downstairs, the people at the end of the dry stone gorge gathered together, stretched their necks and looked upstairs, lamenting the misfortune of the Du family.
Dao Youming even sniffed and said: "This is the end of being too dragged by being a man!" ”
"You can't say that!" Ah Shuibo came out of nowhere, "I was also very optimistic about him before, he was hard-working, diligent and studious, and he was appointed as a detective at a young age, but it's a pity that his life is thin, and he can't support such a great blessing---"
"Yes, there are times in life when you have to have it, and there are times in life when you don't have to force it! Ah Xiao's life should be like this, and he can't force it! Sister-in-law Qinglin shook her head and said.
Others chimed in.
When the Du family began to develop, they were envious and jealous, and now the Du family is unlucky, they have an indescribable joy in their hearts, but they can't show it, and they are uncomfortable.
"Maybe not, these people look fierce, and they don't necessarily mean bad people." Uncle Yamane pinched his chin and said, "Ah Xiao is something I grew up looking at, not like that short-lived!" ”
"Pick, these people came here in the middle of the night, not to seek revenge, but to give gifts?" Daoyou Ming said disdainfully.
"yes, have any of you ever seen a gift in the middle of the night?" Ah Shuibo also followed, "If there is, I will kneel down for him immediately!" ”
The voice did not fall---
"These are all we have a little heart, you must accept them!"
"Yes, Brother Pao! You can not accept the silk and satin, but the ginseng bird's nest must be collected! ”
Du Cannon just sent them downstairs, and the leprosy and others refused to bring the gifts back.
Neighbors, you look at me, I look at you, all eyes wide!
That Dao Youming dropped his jaw even more in shock, "a ghost?!" ”
Du Dacang looked at those gifts, and wanted to keep them in his heart, but his wife Li Cuilian said that if he left these things, then he himself would not go home.
Du Da Cannon's heart was ruthless: "It's not that I don't accept it, it's really ...... No merit is not punished! ”
"How so?" The vitiligo took a step forward and held the Du cannon hand, "I fell in love with Brother Pao when I saw him just now!" I heard that you used to sell soap, and it just so happened that I was making laundry detergent before I was developed! ”
Du Cannon's eyes lit up: "Really? ”
"Of course it's true!" Vitiligo refers to the scalp, "My leprosy head was infected in the chemical factory back then!" Hey, that's a long story...... In short, I have a relationship with Brother Pao, you and him, in the future, you will be the eldest brother, and I will be the younger brother, since we are all good brothers, it is very appropriate to send something, right? ”
"Well, it should!"
"Alright, come on, send the gift upstairs!"
Du Cannon was just about to stop him, but the black-footed chicken stepped forward and called him brother and brother: "Brother Pao, in the future, you will be the big guy, and I will be the little guy!" It's reasonable to be a small guy and send something to the big guy to replenish your body, right? ”
"Uh, reasonable!"
"Someone, send me my gift too!"
Seeing that the gifts that had been moved down were moved back again, Du Cannon didn't know what to say.
Now the gift is small, but the big thing is that Du Dacang received thirteen or fourteen younger brothers in one go, and even many of them he didn't even remember their names.
Ah Shuibo, Dao Youming, Uncle Yamane, and Sister-in-law Qinglin and others looked at the scene in front of them and felt like they were dreaming.
Ah Shuibo pinched his armpits, "Oops, it hurts!" ”
Then Ah Shuibo remembered the poisonous oath he had just made, so he coughed and slipped away while people were unprepared.
He's old, and he's still kneeling!
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"Wife, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to, and I don't want to accept these gifts, but it's hard to be gracious, my good brothers, ---"
The gifts were piled up in a room, and there was no place to stay, and her daughter Du Yongmei happily looked through the gifts, and Du Dacang knelt in front of Li Cuilian with a sad face, begging the other party not to drive him out.
"Good brother? Do I know, they are all called by name? I just met and became so familiar, and I dare to accept such a valuable gift?! Li Cuilian held a rolling pin in her hand and pointed at Du's cannon's nose.
"Their name is leprosy, black-footed chicken, and there is another one called Pork Rong, I can't remember the rest!"
"Hit the streets!" Li Cuilian couldn't wait to beat Du Cannon to death with a stick, "If you don't figure it out, take it, what if they ask Ah Xiao and Ah Xiao can't do it?" ”
"No, Ah Xiao is a detective anyway, if you can help, you can help!"
"You still say? What if they let Ah Xiao kill people and set fires to help him commit adultery? ”
"Our family's Ah Xiao is so smart, he will definitely do everything he can and kill them all!"
"All in one? And then how about you embezzle these gifts? ”
"Wife, you think too much." Du Dacang's eyes and bones were rolling, and he said in his heart: "This is a good idea, black eats black, I like it so much!" ”
"Pounce on you!" Li Cuilian threw away the rolling pin and frightened the cannon, "I think you can't be saved!" Kneel first, don't go to bed tonight! ”
"Okay, I'll kneel until dawn! Wife, you are angry! Du Cannon hurriedly begged for mercy.
Li Cuilian went to sleep in a huff.
Du Yongmei still wanted to see more gifts, but Li Cuilian dragged her away, "Look at the ghost?" I can't pull out my eyes when I see them! ”
Seeing his wife go to sleep in the back room, Du Dacang breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the cold sweat, and looked at the gifts in the room, what ginseng, deer antler, tiger whip --- are all good things!
Du Cannon secretly moved his knees, reached out to open a box of American ginseng, and picked a small piece with his hand and stuffed it into his mouth, "Kneel all night to increase your vitality!" ”
Chewing ginseng slices in his mouth, Du Dacang looked at the room full of gifts and began to feel melancholy: "Small, the house is too small!" I wonder if anyone has sent a big house? Hey, forget it, you can't be too greedy! ”
Du Cannon said and took out the ginseng again, this time he didn't pick it with his hands, but took a big bite directly.