Chapter 431: Cooking
Outside the kitchen, Su Wei was still chatting with Jiu.
The two of them seemed to be jumping up and down in the house like children, if it weren't for Su Wei's strength being strong enough, they would have to order the house.
"Damn, you dare to burn my game console!"
Su Wei flew up and pounced.
Poof!
Chirped and dodged flexibly, Su Wei smashed into the air and smashed on the stall, and there was a muffled sound.
"What's wrong?"
Sun Wan'er wore an apron, came out of the kitchen in a panic, and glared at the two of them angrily: "If you two make trouble again, go out!" What's the matter, I can't fit you at home? ”
“……”
Su Wei got up from the ground in embarrassment and glared viciously at Jiu Jiu, who was hiding behind Sun Wan'er.
"What kind of food is cooking, it's been half an hour."
Jiu Jiu was afraid that Su Wei would retaliate, so he slipped into the kitchen: "Wow! Director Lin can also cook, this is really shocking news! No, I have to take a picture and send it to Moments! ”
Lin Shan was competing with a big herring, which was already embarrassing enough, seeing that she was so unscrupulous, this royal sister finally broke out!
"Get out!"
“…… If you go out, you can go out, why don't you just cook a meal, as if you want to eat people......"
Seeing that Lin Shan was really mad, she didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, and came out with her head hanging down.
Su Wei gloated in the sofa and laughed, "Smoked, right?" Makes you scream! I can see that you are a bully who is afraid of the hard. ”
"I'm afraid of her?"
"Why aren't you afraid to come out and go in again."
“…… Cut, I won't be fooled by you! ”
Jiu Jiu snatched the banana from Su Wei's hand, and naturally did it to his side: "You corrupt capitalist!" I haven't seen fresh fruit out there for years, and you still have stockpiles. ”
Su Wei casually took out a box of cherries from the space, and deliberately said angrily to her: "I can't eat all the fruits in my tun in two lifetimes, what's the matter, envy, right?" ”
Chirp took a bite of the banana and puffed out his mouth, "...... Eat poor you! ”
"Haha!"
……
In the kitchen.
Lin Shan was carrying a kitchen knife that was incompatible with her, as if she was petrified.
Sun Wan'er covered her mouth and chuckled: "It's the first time I feel that killing is so cruel. It's as if you're not killing a fish, but a good person alive. ”
Lin Shan's silver teeth clenched, as if she was signing some important document: "Oh, don't say cool things." Tell me what to do next? This fish stared at me with two eyes, and I was so ......"
Sun Wan'er raised her forehead and sighed: "Eldest sister, it's a fish!" The two eyes are naturally on the outside...... And even if the fish could close their eyes, they would have to make you blind by now. ”
"No matter, let's die!"
Boom!
Lin Shan slashed at the fish's head.
Fortunately, she chopped accurately enough, and the whole fish was cut in half by her knife, but unfortunately she was cutting it positively, and the bitter gall, fish bubbles, and fish belly suddenly flowed all over the ground.
"Phew!"
Lin Shan subconsciously sighed and lost the kitchen knife.
When!
Outside, Su Wei shouted, "What's wrong?" What's the point of having to fight a meal? ”
Lin Shan hurriedly replied: "Don't worry about it, eat your fruit!" ”
Su Wei joked cheaply: "No, eldest sister! I only have a kitchen at home, it doesn't matter if you cook or not, don't tear down the kitchen for me! ”
"Tear you down!"
“……”
Chirp is sitting next to him, holding a tablet in his hand, and is watching Korean dramas with relish.
She subconsciously glanced at the kitchen, and then approached Su Wei and whispered, "Let me tell you, Lin Shan may be about to reach menopause, and she has been moody for the past two days." Be careful! ”
Su Wei rolled his eyes and said, "Shut up, be careful that she hears that it's time to go to war again!" Besides, have you ever seen a woman who goes menopausal at the age of thirty-five? ”
Chirp said with a serious analysis: "It's not menopause, why is she so neurotic?" Look...... She's all cooking! Who is she? Lin Shan! Will she go cook? Do you believe it? Director Lin of the City on the Clouds! Isn't it unusual enough that she actually went to the kitchen? ”
"That's right!"
Su Wei was stunned for a moment, holding a cherry in his mouth: "It's been so long, it's the first time I've seen Lin Shan cook!" Didn't she say she hadn't cooked before? ”
"Nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief!"
Jiu Jiu glanced at the kitchen with some sensitivity: "Top elites like her have started cooking, there must be some scheme!" Be careful! ”
Su Wei laughed, spit out a kernel and said, "I'm careful of the egg." Lao Tzu even gave her the power, what else is worth her plotting? ”
"A woman's plot is more than just power......"
Chirp muttered quietly.
Su Wei only cared about grabbing cherries to eat with Jiu Jiu, didn't hear clearly for a while, and asked, "What are you talking about?" What scheme? ”
After a pause, he suddenly felt some anticipation in his heart, and said with a smile: "...... Didn't say anything, you have to be careful anyway! ”
"Okay, I'll be careful."
Su Wei took advantage of her inattention, stuffed the last two cherries into her mouth, and said vaguely: "If I'm not careful, I'll let you finish eating!" ”
“……”
……
A very eerie dinner.
On the dinner table.
The three women were surprisingly quiet, as if they were hiding something in their hearts, but they were reluctant to say it.
The food on the table is even more eerie......
A braised fish (block) that was cut off at the waist, a casserole chicken soup with a pot ear missing, and a bowl of Su Wei's favorite braised beef.
It's just that the beef looks colorful, as if there are many processes in between.
"Look, eat."
Sun Wan'er rolled her eyes at Su Wei, and said with a smile: "Aren't you tired of arguing about beef every day?" I made you two new dishes today, how about you try them? ”
"You did it?"
Su Wei glanced at Lin Shan with some suspicion.
Sun Wan'er hurriedly sandwiched a piece of fish meat and put it into Su Wei's bowl: "You don't care who makes it, just eat yours...... Chirp, you hurry up and eat, why are you in a daze? ”
“…… It's not toxic, right? ”
Jiu Jiu nodded and sandwiched a piece, and subconsciously put it down and said, "Why are these dishes so strange today?" All of them are 'missing arms and legs'. ”
Lin Shan glanced at her lightly and said lightly: "If you don't eat, go home." ”
Jiu Jiu immediately replied: "Why? This is not your home. Sister Wan'er, the hostess, hasn't said anything yet! Besides, we are both guests, how can there be a reason for a guest to pick up guests for the master's house? ”
Lin Shan didn't raise the bowl and said, "Then you can eat well, and no one will treat you as a dumb person if you don't speak." ”
Jiu Jiu was naturally unwilling to give in, and pouted: "Eh, I said you...... Why is it so annoying to speak? People can't even speak? Besides, don't think I don't know what the hell you're up to. ”
Lin Shan also replied coldly: "As a guest, you have to talk about the rules." When you were a child, your family didn't teach you, should you be low-key when you go to other people's homes? ”