Chapter 18: Weizi's Love Story
"Ahh It hurts... Where is the water? Xiao Wu let out a cry of pain, she got up from the ground and rushed towards the toilet outside the dormitory.
When the work-study students saw Xiao Wu's embarrassed appearance, they all couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud.
"Burning your ass!" Wang Sheng laughed loudly.
Seeing Xiao Wu's miserable appearance, Tang San couldn't help but shake his head, he didn't choose the reason for making a move, it was because he and Xiao Wu were only meeting for the first time now, and the two were not as good as in the original book.
It would be a very stupid thing to expose the Tang Sect's mastery for the sake of a little girl, and to have conflicts with his own brother.
Tang San can still carry this clearly.
"I learned to bully people at a young age, even if I teach you a lesson today, if you dare to provoke me in the future, I don't mind turning you into a real roast rabbit." Xiao Yan also did not kill him, and the moment Xiao Wu rushed out of the dormitory, he had already withdrawn the flames.
At this moment, a teacher in his thirties walked in from outside, "The new work-study students come out. ”
Xiao Yan and Tang San stood up at the same time.
The teacher said: "My name is Moji, you can call me Teacher Mo, this is the bedding distributed to you by the academy." With that, he handed out two quilts.
Xiao Yan and Tang San took over the futons, although these two futons were not gorgeous, they had a dry breath coming to their faces, the futons were brand new, and there was a pillow in them.
"Since you two are work-study students, you will be responsible for the sanitation of the garden in the south in the future." Ten Bronze Soul Coins a day, remember, you have to clean it every day, otherwise your salary will be deducted. ”
Hearing this, Xiao Yan and Tang San nodded at the same time.
Holding the futon in his arms back to the bed, Xiao Yan simply cleaned up and walked out of the seven houses. It's so noisy here, he can't read books and study martial soul cultivation with peace of mind.
As soon as Xiao Yan left the dormitory with her front foot, Xiao Wu came back with her back foot, and everyone covered their mouths and laughed when they saw her.
"Laugh? What's so funny? If you dare to laugh again, I'll beat you! Looking at Xiao Yan's departing back, Xiao Wu was also angry, she rubbed her red-hot buttocks, and said viciously.
Hearing Xiao Wu's words, although everyone still wanted to laugh, they could only hold back because of Xiao Wu's obscenity.
"Tang San, where did the futon in your arms come from?" Looking at the futon in Tang San's hand, Xiao Wu asked out loud.
Tang San said: "This is the bedding distributed by the teacher for the work-study students, you happened to be absent just now, so you missed it." The teacher shouldn't have gone far yet, so you should hurry up and ask him for one. ”
Xiao Wu said: "Tang San, how about we discuss it?" ”
"What are you discussing?" Tang San was stunned for a moment.
Xiao Wu showed an expression of a female hooligan, and said lightly: "I see that your futon is also quite large, and there should be no problem with two people." I'm too lazy to go to the teacher to get it, let's put the bed together and use it together, okay? ”
"Huh? Is it okay for men and women to kiss each other? Tang San was a little shy on the surface, but he was actually happy in his heart, his mind was not that of a six-year-old child.
How did Tang San know that it was not a little girl on the other side, but a 100,000-year-old old monster.
I don't know how many descendants there are for a 100,000-year-old rabbit.
It is estimated that only Tang Buddha can take a fancy to her.
Rabbits reproduce quickly, this is an instinct engraved in the genes, generally speaking, rabbits have the ability to reproduce in six months, and can complete a round of breeding in almost two months.
Even if there are 6 rabbits in a litter and 12 litters a year, then 100,000 years is 7.2 million rabbits, and I don't know if Tang Shenwang's head is green or not.
The most outrageous thing is that in the original book, after Xiao Wu and Tang San soared to the God Realm, they completely forgot the identity of their soul beasts, ignoring Tang San's pit of soul beasts to almost extinction.
Such a person can be said to forget his ancestors.
Her own mother was killed by humans not long ago, and as soon as she herself arrived in the human world, she immediately fought with Tang San, completely forgetting how her mother died.
Every time there is a fight and bullying people, Xiao Wu is the most excited one, just like on the way to the Star Dou Great Forest for the first time in the original book, Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun went to tease the girls of Canghui Academy, Xiao Wu was not happy.
Does she remember that she was a girl too? Or what if she was being molested? This kind of person... No, this kind of rabbit is born cheap.
Shrek's waste is the same, if the opponents he meets are very strong, he will be so frightened that he doesn't dare to breathe, just like meeting Dugu Bo in the Tiandou Royal Academy, and one by one he shrunk like a turtle.
This is a typical bullying of the weak and afraid of the hard, and he also gave himself a whole sentence, a soul master who doesn't dare to cause trouble is not a good soul master.
In this way, the plot of cerebral palsy is estimated to be only written by Weizi.
Xiao Wu is also a typical cerebral palsy, born as a beast, incarnated into a scabbard, and voluntarily incarnated as Tang San's tool.
But did Tang San really love her?
Throughout the book, Tang San only regarded Xiao Wu as a tool from beginning to end, a tool that provided him with a soul ring and soul bone, and a tool for him to show his infatuation.
It's like someone who spends all the time......
In the later parts of Douluo, Tang San's father became the master of the plane, Tang San's mother became the tree of life, and after the destruction and life left the divine realm, their god position was taken by Tang San to his son and daughter-in-law.
Tang San's parents, son, and daughter-in-law all have divine positions, but Xiao Wu has never had a divine position, and Xiao Wu's identity has always been only one, that is, the scabbard of the Shura God, Tang San's appendage.
Is it because Tang San doesn't have the ability to find a god position for Xiao Wu? Not at all.
Is it because Xiao Wu's identity is a soul beast? But aren't Tang San's mother and daughter-in-law also soul beasts?
It can only be said that Tang San never thought about letting Xiao Wu become a god to get rid of the identity of the Shura Divine Sword Scabbard, in Tang San's heart, Xiao Wu was just a tool.
How could Tang San care if the tool had a god position, because the tool had no thought.
Tang San divided his daughter into two halves to steal the bloodline of the Rui Beast, and took his son to complete the 10,000-year plan, did he do this to ask Xiao Wu's opinion?
Xiao Wu seems to have the highest status in the Tang family, Tang San is crazy for Xiao Wu at every turn, but in fact, Xiao Wu's status is the lowest.
The cause of Xiao Wu's death was due to the influence of some of the Golden Dragon King's destructive breath, and he lost his son Acacia became ill, because Tang San was very busy, Xiao Wu never told Tang San, and Tang San himself did not find out.
Is this what Tang San calls love?
Usually busy with his career and don't care about Xiao Wu at all, he also dragged Xiao Wu's son to work, Xiao Wu died and pretended to regret it, why wasn't Xiao Wu killed by him?
But if Tang San has found a stronger god position for Xiao Wu over the years, as long as he usually cares about Xiao Wu's state, but if he doesn't make any plans to sacrifice his son, Xiao Wu will not die.
Which time did Xiao Wu die for him Tang San, if he wanted to take revenge on the person who hurt Xiao Wu, he should have cut himself with a thousand knives first, did he do it?
Dou Wu was reborn once, Tang San's attitude towards Xiao Wu did not change, Xiao Wu was reincarnated as a beautiful son, Tang San stole the power of Mei Gongzi's bloodline without any burden, didn't he still use Xiao Wu as a tool?
Tang San in Dou Yili still has to maintain the image of Bing Qing Yujie, Xiao Wu took the initiative to sacrifice and Tang San had no choice but to do so, Tang San in Dou Wuli actually stole Xiao Wu's bloodline by himself, Xiao Wu repeatedly sacrificed his status but did not rise but declined.
Tang San's ridiculous feelings, but a certain author calls it infatuation?
Xiao Wu's status is like a doll bought, she looks at it when she thinks of it, and she usually throws it in the corner to eat ashes, and she doesn't even count as a pet, and pets still have to care about eating, drinking, and Lazar.
Xiao Wu, as a real tool, an object, has no independent personality, and is not even like a living thing.
When it was necessary to show Tang San's infatuation, Weizi pulled Xiao Wu out to make Tang San go crazy for Xiao Wu, and when he didn't need it, he threw it in the corner to make ashes, and when necessary, he would provide Tang San with a soul ring soul bone and provide the power of blood.
With this kind of thinking, what kind of beautiful love story can be written?
The most outrageous thing is that someone still feels that this is love! Love a Muggle!