"Under Du Yongxiao!"

Since the beauty took the initiative to reach out to introduce herself, Du Yongxiao was also a gentleman, shook hands with her and said.

"Look at the young lady's appearance, traveling to the UK?" Du Yongxiao looked at each other, a beauty billet, melon seed face, Qiong nose, red lips, phoenix eyes! Especially the rippling spring waves with phoenix eyes smiling and chanting, which is intoxicating.

"Yes, I heard that England is very beautiful, so I came to take a look, and now I feel ...... That's it, it's better to be in Hong Kong! Jiang Ling'er smiled slightly, full of charm.

"What about you, what are you doing in England?"

Du Yongxiao shrugged: "Study." ”

"Oh, so you're a student, no wonder you look so young."

Du Yongxiao didn't explain, "You don't look very old." ”

"I'm nineteen, my first time on a plane, and I used to go out by boat." Jiang Ling'er pursed her lips and smiled.

"By boat? It's good to take a boat and enjoy the scenery of the sea! ”

"But there are pirates at sea, and I heard it's not safe!"

"It's not safe to fly, after all, such a big piece of iron flies around in the sky."

Jiang Ling'er saw that Du Yongxiao said something interesting, and sneered, "Yes, it doesn't seem safe to take a plane or a ship." But if I had to choose again, maybe next time I would choose to take a boat. ”

"Why?"

"Because those pirates have been destroyed!"

"Really?"

"yes, haven't you heard?"

Du Yongxiao shook his head, "I don't know." ”

"I heard that it was a young hero who commanded two fleets to exterminate those pirates, and killed all those pirates!"

"So cruel?"

"You think it's cruel?" Jiang Ling'er looked at Du Yongxiao curiously.

Du Yongxiao nodded, "Yes, isn't it?" After all, pirates are also human beings, and don't you think it's cruel to kill so many? ”

"No, I think it's good! Those pirates are all bad guys, I heard that they kill people and set fires, and they do all kinds of evil! After Jiang Ling'er finished speaking, she looked at Du Yongxiao with beautiful eyes and said: "If I meet that young hero, I will definitely admire him, maybe...... I will also choose him as my boyfriend! ”

Anyone who is "appealed" by a beautiful woman like this in such a situation will not be able to help but expose his identity and tell the beauty that I am the young hero, but Du Yongxiao shrugged: "I don't like such a demon, what is the difference between killing so many people and a butcher?" ”

Jiang Ling'er was slightly startled, glanced at Du Yongxiao seriously, his eyes showed a trace of imperceptible viciousness, and was about to speak, when suddenly a ghost guy came over and spoke jerky Chinese: "Miss Ling'er, is he harassing you?" No, you don't need to say, what I saw, he just frowned, obviously deliberately harassing and teasing you! ”

Du Yongxiao looked up and saw that the ghost guy was tall, with brown hair, deep eye sockets, a high nose bridge, and a big beard, typical of a British sailor.

"No, Pluto, don't get me wrong, he's my new friend." Jiang Ling'er explained.

"I don't believe it! He doesn't look like a good person! Pluto pointed at Du Yongxiao and said: "Look at his roe deer, flamboyant tongue, I have seen a lot of this kind of man!" Lewd, shameless, and very cheap! Yes, Chinese men are very lewd and cheap! ”

Without waiting for Du Yongxiao to refute, Pluto looked at Jiang Ling'er again and made an affectionate appearance, "Miss Ling'er, although you and I have only known each other for a short time, I am responsible for you!" You're like a little angel, too pure, too kind, to understand the minds of these bad men! ”

Jiang Ling'er was furious, "Pluto! It's okay if you don't want to be like this, I'm not familiar with you! You don't have the right to accuse me, who I befriend with, and I don't need you to ask! ”

It turned out that the two met at the airport, Pluto is an old sailor, and he is also an old fritter, he covets the beauty of Jiang Ling'er, so he follows closely behind the ass to offer courtesy, according to his usual tricks, these Chinese girls are very admiring and charming, as long as they talk sweetly, they can get laid, and they can play as much as they want.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Ling'er hooked up with Du Yongxiao halfway, which made Pluto very annoyed.

Being scolded by Jiang Ling'er like this, Pluto was a little embarrassed, he didn't dare to do anything to Jiang Ling'er, so he sent his anger to Du Yongxiao again.

Du Yongxiao shook his head, reopened the newspaper, and before he could read it, Pluto snatched the newspaper away, "Damn the Chinese guy, are you deliberately laughing at me?" Ignoring me, is it? ”

Du Yongxiao shrugged, he had nothing to say, and he didn't bother to say it.

Du Yongxiao's indifferent attitude once again made Pluto angry, "I want to duel with you!" Yes! If it's a man, you stand up. ”

Du Yongxiao smiled and slowly got up from his seat.

Pluto took a step back and gestured his fist at Du Yongxiao in a boxing gesture.

Du Yongxiao pouted Nunu behind him, and Pluto looked back, but it was the plane security personnel who heard the movement.

Pluto arrogantly pointed at Du Yongxiao's nose: "Count yourself lucky, Chinese dog!" I'll clean you up later! ”

Pluto was asked to his seat by security.

Jiang Ling'er apologized to Du Yongxiao again, and said that he and Pluto had only known each other, and the two were not friends.

Du Yongxiao smiled and didn't say anything.

The ghost guy Pluto returned to his seat, still scolding and arrogant, thinking about how to beat Du Yongxiao into a pig's head and how to get Jiang Ling'er to bed.

When the plane entered the atmosphere, it shook, and everyone fastened their seat belts, and he was honest.

……

Time passes slowly.

Airplanes soar through the air.

The ghost Pluto lay on the chair and made a sow sound, snoring and snoring.

Other travelers are also starting to fall asleep.

Du Yongxiao was next to Jiang Ling'er, and when he saw that Jiang Ling'er was asleep, he helped her cover the blanket.

At this time, the ghost guy in front of him, Pluto, was awakened by urine.

Scratching his neck, he got up from his seat and staggered to the bathroom.

Du Yongxiao also stood up and walked over.

Behind her, Jiang Ling'er opened her eyes slightly, glanced at Du Yongxiao, and secretly closed them again, with a hint of a sly smile on the corner of her mouth.

Du Yongxiao walked to the dining car, didn't see the stewardess, took three cans of Coca-Cola, and then smoothed a tablecloth, wrapped the Coke, and shook it, full of strength.

The ghost guy Pluto whistled into the bathroom, and before he could turn around and plug the door shut, Du Yongxiao crashed in-

"Damn, what?"

Du Yongxiao didn't say a word, picked up the "cloth hammer" and greeted Pluto's head!

Bang bang bang!

Pluto screamed loudly.

The sound of the plane's engine drowned out the screams.

Soon, Pluto's face was covered in blood and he collapsed to the ground.

Du Yongxiao threw away the "murder weapon", pulled Pluto up, and stuffed his head into the toilet! Press the switch-——

Crash!

The toilet rattles.

Finally!

Du Yongxiao kicked the ghost Pluto big ass again!

"Don't mess with me, or I'll see you hit me once!"

After speaking, Du Yongxiao washed his hands, took a tissue to wipe it, and walked out of the bathroom.

When Du Yongxiao returned to his seat, Jiang Ling'er opened his eyes: "What are you doing?" ”

"Rush to the color!"

Du Yongxiao threw the tissue paper into the trash.

(End of chapter)