0350 [The number of gas is exhausted]
"Decrepit boy, you didn't inform me when you came back from England, if I hadn't known it from the newspaper, I thought you didn't want this home!"
As soon as Du Yongxiao stepped into the house with one foot, his mother Li Cuilian began to yell at him with a feather duster.
Dad Du Cannon hid aside and watched the excitement.
The fine guy Du Yongshun ate the big British ham that Du Yongxiao brought back to him from the UK, hehe smirked.
The little sister hugged the Barbie doll that Du Yongxiao bought for him from the UK, shook her head, and said that she could not do anything about what happened to her eldest brother.
The five Datouwen who came back with Du Yongxiao are unknown.
"No, Mom, listen to meβ"
"Explain the hell! I know you're developed, you don't want this home anymore, and it's a shame to dislike us, isn't it? Li Cuilian waved a feather duster, "Otherwise, if you come back for so many days, it is impossible not to even go home!" β
"No, Mom, I-"
"I'm big!" Li Cuilian raised her feather duster and raised it high towards Du Yongxiao's buttocks, and fell gently, "Do you know how much we miss you, and you are still missing?" Do you know how much we care about you, you still play Dayu to control the water, and you don't enter the house three times! I'll you to death! β
The five tiger generals who came with Du Yongxiao and others were dumbfounded, and Du Yongxiao at this moment and Superintendent Du, who was fighting in the conference room before, were like two people.
"Should we help?"
"Help, it's an old family's business!"
Datouwen and the others passed a look to each other and stood still.
When Du Yongxiao saw the virtue of "all the beloved generals", he knew that he couldn't count on it, so he could only hide behind his father Du cannon and pull him out.
In front of outsiders, Du Cannon still attaches great importance to authority, and he usually doesn't even dare to hum loudly in front of his wife, so he grabbed the feather duster: "Ah Xiao is also a policeman, and he is still a detective, if you beat him like this, won't he be laughed at?" β
"If I don't beat him, do I beat you?" Li Cuilian said angrily.
"It's not even okay to hit me!" Du Cannon showed manhood, "Anyway, I'm also the head of this family!" How can you say that you will fight? After speaking, he stepped forward and said in a low voice: "Give some face first!" So many people watched, even if they wanted to fight, they would wait until they left! β
Li Cuilian snorted coldly, and then withdrew the troops.
Datouwen and the others saw that there was no drama to watch, so they hurriedly stepped forward to say hello.
"Hello Sister Lian!"
"Brother Cannon is good!"
Du Cannon put his hands behind his back, "Hello everyone! If you come, you are a guest, go into the house and drink tea first! β
"No, we won't delay Superintendent Du's rest!"
"Yes, the chief superintendent worked hard today, so we won't bother!"
"Huh?" Du Cannon was stunned, "What did you say?" What superintendent is not superintendent? β
Datouwen and the others were stunned for a moment, you look at me, I look at you, and then looked at Du Cannon together: "Don't you know?" β
"You know?" Du Cannon looked puzzled.
Li Cuilian was also stunned, "Yes, what do you mean?" β
"We mean -ββ," Datou Wen plucked up his courage to point at Du Yongxiao, "our boss, oh no, our Inspector Du has come back from Scotland Yard to take up a job...... Chief Superintendent! β
Poof!
Du Cannon, who was carrying a big guy on his back, stumbled and almost fell to the ground in shock.
Li Cuilian was also trembling with a feather duster in her hand, and looked at her son in disbelief, she almost beat a superintendent just now?
didn't wait for the couple to come back to their senses, and the big head text stimulated again: "Also, our Superintendent Du was also awarded a baron in the UK!" β
Zhuang Dingxian added: "First Baron of the British Empire!" β
Poof!
This time, Du Cannon squatted on the ground completely, and his eyes were about to fall out.
Li Cuilian was even more dumbfounded, only to feel that the hand holding the feather duster was a little twitching - a cramp-like pain!
"I've said it all, I've said it all!" Du Dacang spoke incoherently excitedly, struggled to stand up, grabbed his wife and said: "Our family's Ah Xiao is a celestial Qu Xing, see it, he is now the chief superintendent, or what kind of baron!" Baron, I don't know what an official is, but it sounds imposing! β
Li Cuilian's whole person was numb with shock, looked at her son, and muttered: "Is this retribution?" β
Du Cannon: "Uh, what retribution?" β
"I just gave him a feather duster and gently slapped his ass, and I'm going to ...... this hand right now Wild cramps! β
"Really? Let me see! Du Dacang grabbed his wife's hand distressedly, stroked it vigorously, and massaged.
At this time, the stupid Du Yongshun bit the ham and stepped forward: "Brother, what is a baron?" Is it delicious? β
Before Du Yongxiao could answer, Du Cannon turned his head and slapped his stupid son, "Eat a head!" Just know how to eat! Baron, butβ"
But for a long time, there was no reason.
The big head next to him hurriedly said: "But the Du family has been glorifying their ancestors for a lifetime!" β
"That's right! It's still this big head! By the way, your name is Qi Mingzi? β
"Huh? My name is Datouwen! β
"Yes, yes, I remember! There's a big bucktooth among the five of you, and there's a in there-ββ"
"No, I'm not called a rooster, I'm called a fighting!"
"Oh yes, yes, it's called Ah Qiang! Look at my memory! Du Cannon patted his head and said with a smile.
"And me, my name is Bucktooth Pony, not Big Bucktooth! Brother Pao, you have to remember clearly, hehe! β
"Remember! Bucktooth foal, it's easy to remember! Du Dacang patted his chest, "In short, in the future, you must protect him well by my family's Ah Xiao, and assist him-ββ he is now serving as the chief superintendent, which is the level of Zhanzhao Zhan's guard!" It's the baron of the British Empire again, and I wonder how it is also Zhao Defang, the king of the Eight Sages, well, a little weaker than him! So you Zhang Long, Zhao Hu Dynasty Ma Han, you must treat him well! β
Datouwen and others couldn't cry or laugh: "That's certain!" We are loyal to Brother Xiao! β
"Well said! Come on, go buy some wine and food, I want to have a toast with the loyal guards of Datouwen, Fighting, and Luoya Pony! Du Cannon instructed his wife and children, "In a word, don't get drunk and don't return!" β
β¦β¦
Late at night β
The drunk Du Cannon was helped into the house by his wife Li Cuilian, took off his shoes, and went to bed with his coat.
Li Cuilian went to wash, and when she came back, she saw Du Cannon sitting upright, startled, and thought something was wrong with him.
Du Dacang asked his wife to fetch water, took a sip of it, and suddenly said, "Ah Lian, why do I always feel uneasyββ"
"What do you mean, our Ah Xiao has now become the chief superintendent, but you have become a thief, and you are still uneasy?" Li Cuilian joked.
Du Cannon sighed: "Ah Xiao's life is too good!" It's the chief superintendent again, and it's the baron's -ββ listen to people, a person's luck is counted, will our family Ah Xiao use it well, and now the gas is exhausted? β
"Finish!" Li Cuilian gave her husband a shudder, "Even if you die, he'll be fine!" β
(End of chapter)