0592 [Boar Flood]
Just as the whole of Hong Kong was vigorously carrying out the "anti-pornography operation," another major incident occurred among the people of Hong Kong.
"Uh, this foreign wine is really exciting, my head is dizzy!"
Tai Shing Hung, who lives in Sai Kung, New Territories, is a well-known local butcher.
He is very famous for selling pork, and the portion is good, and he is known as "the first knife in Saigon".
Tonight, Da Shengxiong brought pig's head meat and three drinking friends to eat in Shunde Building not far away.
One of my friends got a bottle of Remy Martin out of nowhere and told them to try it.
This kind of foreign wine is famous in Hong Kong, and TV commercials are broadcast one after another-
"As soon as Remy Martin opens, good luck will come naturally!"
Coupled with the high price, it has been drunk for a long time.
It's hard to meet tonight, Da Shengxiong didn't let go, when guessing boxing, Da Shengxiong, who has always been known as the "god" and "boxer", always loses, so Remy Martin such a good wine is constantly poured into his stomach.
Now full of wine and food, he burped loudly, opened his arms, and stumbled towards his door.
It was dark tonight, and there was no moonlight.
The night wind blew, blowing the bamboo forest in Saigon, like hiding a lot of poisonous snakes.
Da Shengxiong is a dry butcher, usually white knives go in, red knives out, do not believe in ghosts and gods, and are not afraid of snakes, insects, rats and ants, but touch his chest hair, humming a salty and wet song: "Snow White and seven dwarfs, seven dwarves and seven sticks......"
"Oops!" The loud male was humming, not paying attention to his feet, tripped over something, stumbled, and almost fell into a dog and ate.
"Hit the streets! Who puts something on the road? Da Shengxiong stabilized his body, looked at the ground with drunken eyes, but saw a mountain boar piglet with black and brown hair, a long mouth, and a long oblique face, staring at him with both eyes and snorting at him.
"Oops, it turns out that I hit the big luck! It's a good thing to meet a boar! When Da Shengxiong saw the little piglet, his eyes lit up.
Hong Kong is a mountainous place, with many forests, and many mountain pigs in the mountains.
In order to protect water resources, the British government of Hong Kong has built a large number of reservoirs, and at the same time, in order to conserve water, the mountains near the reservoirs have been designated as country parks, and a large number of trees have been planted.
Such a high proportion of country parks in Hong Kong provide a good habitat for wild boars.
In addition, from the perspective of wild boar reproduction, a female wild boar gives birth twice a year, giving birth to 4 to 8 at a time, and its natural enemies, tigers and leopards, have been extinct in Hong Kong for many years, so the wild boar is reproducing faster and faster.
Especially around September, it is the season of wild boars, and in order to survive the winter, many wild boars will run out to find food.
In addition, not long ago, Hong Kong was hit by a typhoon signal, and the storm swept the entire port city, and those wild boars on the mountain were even more curled up in their holes and did not dare to come out.
Now, not long after the storm, these hungry boars could no longer bear it and ran out to feed.
There is very little to eat in the mountains, and in desperation, wild boars will "go into the city" in groups to hang out, and even run into residents' homes to rummage through boxes and cabinets.
Loud and bold, seeing that the mountain boar in front of him is about 30 pounds, looking naΓ―ve and simple, calculating to catch it, and when the time comes, he will make a table of wild boar, whether it is sold or eaten, it can make a fortune.
Thinking of this, Da Shengxiong didn't mention how happy he was, rubbed his hands, and smiled greedily at the mountain piglet: "Little piggy, don't run!" Come, obedient, you loudly male grandpa hurts you! As he spoke, he rushed towards the mountain piglet.
This mountain piglet is young, very simple, to be precise, very stupid and naΓ―ve, I don't know that Da Shengxiong is a bad person, so he didn't run.
Loud and loud!
The boar crushed under him and screamed.
Da Shengxiong didn't expect it to be so easy, his heart blossomed, he hugged the mountain piglet, and said in his mouth: "Don't scream!" Little girl! You're in my arms now, even if you cut your throat, it's useless! uh-ββ! "And burped after that.
The boar pig struggled desperately, and his four calves scurried around in Da Shengxiong's arms.
Da Shengxiong hugged it, let it struggle desperately, and was about to take off the belt to tie up the cub, when he found that the boar cub was not struggling, but just stared at the back of Da Shengxiong with black eyes.
Loud male patted the piglet's face, "Little thing, what are you looking at?" Do you know that your grandfather and I are afraid of killing pigs? You know, be obedient, I'll give you a good time! β
The boar snorted twice, still looking behind the loud hero.
Da Shengxiong suddenly realized that something was wrong, and he felt that there was a "oh no, there are many hot eyes looking at him" behind him.
At the same time, there was a dull and terrifying snort behind him, like thunder.
The loud male sniffled, and the wings of his nose were filled with the smell of smoked human urine.
Da Shengxiong slowly turned his head and looked behind him-
Seven or eight calves, sturdy boars, were in an attacking stance, their fangs were cold, and their eyes were blood-red-ββ
Loud Ambition "groaned" in his heart, a chill rose from the bottom of his heart, and he woke up drunk for seven or eight minutes.
He barely managed to squeeze out a smile and said to the big boar in the lead, "Don't be angry, I'm joking with it!" It's so cute, how could I kill it? You see, I put it away, and I put it right away! β
Loud Male said, hurriedly letting go of his hand.
The little boar snorted, sprang out of his arms, ran to the big boar, turned around, shook his little tail, and snorted twice at the loud male with a proud gesture, his eyes contemptuous.
Loudly and ambitiously greeted the eight generations of the ancestors of this mountain boar, squeezed out a smile again, and clasped his fists towards the mountain boar team: "That...... Excuse me! I'm going home and sleep first! All the boar heroes should go back! I don't send it! β
As he spoke, he took a step back, ready to turn around and slip away.
The fanged boar in the lead snorted twice, his eyes blood-red, and his front hooves digging the ground in a surprise posture.
Da Sheng Xiong was afraid, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't do this, I didn't do anything!" Would you like to make friends? It's a big deal that I'll kill a few fewer pigs and accumulate more yin virtue! β
The leading boar bowed into a sharp arrow, and the other seven boars were ordered to roar collectively and pose for an attack at the loud man.
The loud male was terrified to the extreme, but he was angry, pointing at the group of mountain boars and scolding: "Hit you on the street!" Speaking good things to you, but you don't understand? You know, Lao Tzu kills pigs! Kill brutes like you, me off, and kill you! β
I didn't wait for the loud male to finish speaking, hey! The leading boar roared and rushed first!
The other seven are not far behind!
Eight mountain boars actually ran out of ten thousand horses galloping momentum!
Seeing that this was wrong, Da Shengxiong turned his head and ran away!
But he drank too much wine, where could he outrun these boars?
A stumble!
Straight to the ground.
Before he could get up, he felt a pain in his thigh!
But it was the leading boar that bit his leg, opened his mouth and bit hard, pulling.
The loud male let out a terrible scream, and grabbed his hands vigorously forward, grabbing the bloodstains on the road.
In addition, seven boars are also rushing in at this moment!
rushed forward and bit the arms and legs of the loud male and the neckβ
Miserable voice-ββ
Pierce the night sky!
(End of chapter)