Chen Kan explained solemnly: "Of course I'm trying to kill you, idiot!" I can't think of any of this, how did you get mixed up? ”

"My dad passed it on to me."

"You... You..."

Chen Kan found that he not only had a generation gap with Fang Xiaoru, but also with the entire Ming Dynasty.

After talking to him again, Chen Kan felt that he was very likely to have not eaten the meal, and he was angry to death first.

So Chen Kan decisively changed the target.

Pointing to the jailer who was kneeling beside Zhu Di just now, he said, "Have you figured it out, go buy me food if you understand it." ”

The jailer looked a little hesitant and asked weakly, "What if you can't get out?" ”

Chen Kan asked rhetorically, "What if I go out?" ”

The jailer replied uncertainly, "You're going to kill me?" ”

Chen Kan nodded: "Yes, the son can be taught."

But what if you treat me to a good meal now, and when I go out, not only will I not kill you, but I will also ensure that you will be promoted and rich?

Besides, if I take 10,000 steps back, even if I can't get out, you won't suffer if you invite me to a meal. ”

"Why?"

"Because if I go down, I can still bless you with a lot of money, hit the street."

"Where did you get so much, why, hurry up and get food."

"If you don't go again, when I come out, I will kill your whole family, do you believe it or not?"

"I'm very vindictive, I'll tell you."

Perhaps Chen Kan's sentence of killing your whole family was too deterrent, but the jailer finally gave in and responded, "Okay... Well, I'll buy it. ”

As soon as these words came out, his companion's eyes finally changed, and he asked incredulously: "No, you are stupid, you really want to go to Jude Building to buy him food?" ”

The jailer nodded: "I heard with my own ears that His Royal Highness King Yan promised him that he would be prosperous and rich, forget it, let's break the wealth and avoid disasters." ”

After saying that, he turned away, leaving only a slightly tragic back for his companion.

"Ding, congratulations on the host's new achievement: intimidating the jailers."

The jailer was fooled by his own success, and Chen Kan added a prompt tone to himself in a bitter mood.

Then he returned to the straw and lay down again.

I still use the most comfortable large-font posture.

The jailer's speed was very fast, and in less than half an hour, a pile of exquisite food was placed in Chen Kan's cell.

Mainly, there is a lot of meat.

Chen Kan bit a chicken leg like a starving ghost reincarnated, and only felt that he was the happiest person in the world at this moment.

This is what people eat, the food in the prison cell, is that for people?

Dogs don't eat it!

The jailer stood outside the fence with a painful face and watched Chen Kan gobble it up.

This is Judelou's meal, just such a thing, it cost him half a month.

Every time Chen Kan ate a bite of meat, he unconsciously trembled, as if Chen Kan was not biting food, but his meat.

It hurts, it hurts to the heart.

Chen Kancai didn't have time to pay attention to him, and filled his stomach with three strokes and five divided by two.

When he found that he still had half of the food left, he carefully hid the rest in a corner.

Prepare to save it for tomorrow.

After all, this was something he had managed to fool around, and every piece of meat was precious.

Who knows if the jailer will be fooled a second time, he has to be careful with his calculations.

After hiding the meat, Chen Kan lay down satisfied, and soon fell asleep.

Then Chen Kan had a dream.

He dreamed that the precious food he had received from the jailer had been stolen and eaten by a man who looked like Fang Xiaoru.

He wanted to go up and snatch it, but the spicy person who looked like Fang Xiaoru said, "You have eaten at my house for four years, what's wrong with me eating your meat?" ”

So, he could only watch the spicy man who looked like Fang Xiaoru eating his meat in a big gulp, while crying silently.

Then, Chen Kan woke up.

As soon as he woke up, he saw Fang Xiaoru holding the half of the roast chicken he had leftover, nibbling on it in small bites.

"My flesh is ...... long"

Chen Kan wanted to cry without tears, it was not a dream, Fang Xiaoru was really stealing his meat.

The heart hurts, it hurts, it hurts to the heart.

Every time Fang Xiaoru took a bite, Chen Kan's heart trembled.

It was as if he was not eating chickens, but his own flesh and blood.

Seeing that Chen Kan was awake, Fang Xiaoru simply got up and prepared to walk in front of Chen Kan.

Chen Kan was shocked: "Don't come over, don't come over..."

It's a pity that Fang Xiaoru couldn't hear Chen Kan's inner roar, not only walked up to Chen Kan and squatted, but also ate his roast chicken until only a piece of chicken butt remained.

"Awake?"

An ugly smile appeared on Chen Kan's face: "Hmm." ”

Fang Xiaoru threw the chicken butt into his mouth, and suddenly sighed: "Pretending to be crazy and stupid in front of King Yan, it is indeed a mistake for some classes." ”

Chen Kan's eyes widened: "Teacher, you are really pretending, then you still ate feces ...... just now"

Fang Xiaoru shook his head and said, "If you don't eat it, how can you make people believe that I'm really crazy, but it's a pity that I still haven't been able to deceive King Yan." ”

"Teacher, why are you doing this?"

Chen Kan was a little incomprehensible, to say that Fang Xiaoru was greedy for life and afraid of death, and was ready to save his life by pretending to be crazy and stupid, Chen Kan didn't believe it.

After all, Fang Xiaoru's fierceness has long been discussed in thousands of years of history books.

But this pretending to be crazy is really difficult for Chen Kan to understand.

"Yuansheng, you're right, the people of this world really need someone like a teacher to make a plan for their peaceful life.

But to switch to Yan Rebellion for the teacher and draft the edict for him to ascend the throne, it was difficult for the teacher to accept it, so he made this decision.

It's a pity that he was still recognized by King Yan, and he fell short. ”

Fang Xiaoru sat down next to Chen Kan, his face full of chagrin.

"If I hadn't coveted the reputation of the world's No. 1 sect as a teacher at the beginning, I wouldn't be burdened by it today. Alas! ”

Chen Kan understood, Fang Xiaoru should be regarded as successfully kidnapped by his own morality, but he couldn't pass the level in his heart.

Half a roast chicken in exchange for life?

Chen Kan is overjoyed, this is blood-earning.

Hurriedly sat up straight, and said, "Teacher, the student understands your concerns, and also understands your loyalty to Your Majesty and Grandpa.

But as a generation of scholars, how can you not understand the truth that you can't have both fish and bear's paws?

Please forgive the students for being unfilial, in the face of the well-being of the people of the world, the students can only ask you to put aside your personal honor and disgrace for the time being.

After all, the world is safe and perfect, and it lives up to its promise. ”

"The world is safe and perfect, and it lives up to it?"

Fang Xiaoru's eyes lit up, and then dimmed.

muttered to himself: "Yes, the world is safe and perfect, and it lives up to it." ”

Fang Xiaoru was silent, Chen Kan said so much, how could he not understand.

But where in the world is there a way to achieve both?

On one side is the deceased king, and on the other side is the 60 million Li Shu who have been fighting hard for a long time.

It's really hard to pick this burden.