Chapter 135: You Did It On Purpose, Didn't You?

"Oh~"

Chen Kan dragged out a long tail note in his mouth, and unceremoniously feasted on it.

While eating, I deliberately made a sound of chirping.

"It's delicious, it's delicious!"

Chen Kan squinted his eyes, an expression of enjoyment on his face.

Then he heard a grunt of swallowing saliva.

After eating one goose leg, Chen Kan tore off the other goose leg and said regretfully: "Since His Highness doesn't eat it, then I can eat it all?" ”

"Goo-toot!"

Although the sound of swallowing saliva was small, it was still heard by Chen Kan.

He looked at Zhu Yuelan's puffed little face and asked, "Your Highness really doesn't want to take a bite?" ”

Zhu Yuelan was a little embarrassed and said: "That... Then take a small bite? ”

Chen Kan handed the goose leg to her mouth, and at the moment when she was about to open her mouth, she took a big bite with lightning speed.

"Eh, don't give it!"

Zhu Yuelan suddenly went berserk, and opened her teeth and claws at Chen Kan is output with a small fist.

"Dead Chen Kan, stinky Chen Kan, Dengzi, you go to die!"

Chen Kan held the goose leg with one hand, and with the other hand, he had to hug Zhu Yuelan's small waist, and he lost the power to resist in an instant.

I had to say to me: "Give, I'll give, Her Royal Highness the princess spares her life!" ”

"Hmph, die Chen Kan, Dengzi, you go to die!"

Zhu Yuelan still didn't give up, until Chen Kan found the opportunity and stuffed the goose leg into her mouth.

"Hmm!"

Zhu Yuelan took a big bite with satisfaction, chewed and swallowed it with difficulty.

Then the little face collapsed and said, "It's over, I broke the vows." ”

Chen Kanman said nonchalantly: "The wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left it in his heart." ”

Zhu Yuelan regained that puffing expression: "Hmph, it's all your fault, if someone knows that I came to chant and pray for blessings and steal meat, I won't live!" ”

Chen Kan shrugged his shoulders indifferently and asked, "Then if you still eat it, if you don't eat it, I'll eat it all." ”

"Eat!"

Zhu Yuelan showed two shiny little tiger teeth, and answered concisely and clearly.

Chen Kan showed a treacherous smile and directly divided the roast goose in the food box in two with his hands.

Half of it was given to Zhu Yuelan, and the two of them were like a game, eating frantically without any food.

For the big-eyed cute girl who has no insistence and no position, Chen Kan's attitude has always been to tolerate everything.

For example, the big-eyed cute girl ate with a mouth full of oil, Chen Kan did not dislike her, and intimately took out a silk silk to wipe the oil stains from the corners of her mouth.

But the big-eyed cute girl is much narrower-minded, and she looks at Chen Kan's eyes with a lot of disgust and disgust.

"Are you a starving ghost reincarnated?"

"Why are you so ugly?"

"You're dirty!"

"Stay away from me..."

The bad tone and disgusted expression made him look like a kefu, and he didn't realize how bad his image was.

Generally, this kind of people, Chen Kan calls them Puxin women.

"Tsk, steamed shrimp head?"

The big-eyed cute girl's eyes lit up: "What shrimp head, did you bring shrimp?" ”

Chen Kan's movements in his hands paused.

He suddenly understood that the world was fair.

This is the truth.

For example, Zhu Yuelan, God gave her a perfect appearance, but the price was to take away her IQ.

Chen Kan shook his head honestly: "The minister didn't bring anything, so he brought the minister more than 100 catties of meat." ”

Zhu Yuelan's eyes dimmed at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Oh!"

Fortunately, Zhu Yuelan's sadness came and went quickly.

After the palace people put the huge paper kite in the middle of the Linggu Temple, she broke free from Chen Kan's embrace, took the paper kite's reel and ran on the flat ground.

"Ah~ so high, fly so high!"

Zhu Yuelan's silver-bell-like laughter fell into Chen Kan's ears, and Chen Kan just quietly watched her spread joy around like a wild dog, and a faint smile appeared on her face.

"Dengzi, you say, why can paper kites fly so high, but people can't?"

Zhu Yuelan dragged the huge paper kite and rushed to Chen Kan's side, staring at the paper kite flying high, her big eyes full of curiosity.

Chen Kan said lightly: "Because the density of the human body is smaller than that of air, the buoyancy of the air is less than gravity, and people do not have wings, they can't use the principle of pressure and flow velocity to lift off like a bird, of course, they can't fly." ”

Zhu Yuelan: "......"

"What are you talking about, what density buoyancy air ???"

Zhu Yuelan's big eyes revealed clear stupidity, and Chen Kan opened his mouth, but found that he couldn't explain it to her at all.

After sighing, Chen Kan said helplessly: "Your Royal Highness Princess, all in all, it is impossible for people to fly on their own, but people can fly to the sky with the help of tools. ”

"You're lying again!"

Zhu Yuelan obviously didn't believe it, and said disdainfully: "How can people fly, don't treat me as a fool, okay, people are very smart." ”

Chen Kan raised his eyebrows, and said with an expression of a fool: "Who said I was lying, you see, Kong Ming lanterns and paper kites can fly to the sky." ”

"Then if we make the paper kite or Kong Ming lantern ten times bigger, a hundred times bigger, won't we be able to fly with the help of their power?"

The expression on Zhu Yuelan's face gradually froze, and she said suspiciously: "Yes... Is that so, it seems to make some sense, is it really okay? ”

"Of course you can, if you don't believe it, let it go now, and see if the paper kite can fly into the sky with the reel in your hand."

A malicious smile appeared in Chen Kan's eyes.

"Then I'll try!"

Zhu Yuelan hesitated a little to let go of the thread wheel in his hand, and the next moment, the thread wheel was taken to the air by the paper kite!

"Ah~"

"My paper kite!"

The moment she let go, Zhu Yuelan finally reacted, Chen Kan was playing with her.

Looking at the paper kite flying farther and farther away, she wanted to cry without tears.

"Ascending the Disciple !!"

The big-eyed cute girl was angry, and the screams of anger resounded throughout the Linggu Temple.

She asked, "You did it on purpose, didn't you?" ”

Chen Kan nodded: "That's right!" ”

"Ah~Ah~Ah~"

Yang Tian learned a goose cry, Zhu Yuelan's big eyes were instantly filled with mist, and then the tears fell down like paper kites flying away.

"You bully people, how can you do this, you know that my head can't turn around......"

"Bad guy, you go die!"

Just crying could no longer release the anger and grievances in her heart, so she began to attack Chen Kan with her teeth and claws.

"You die, stinky Chen Kan, bad Chen Kan, woo woo, I won't marry you!"

Chen Kan's expression remained unchanged, and he stretched out a hand against her forehead, no matter how she opened her teeth and claws, I stood still.

"In this way, if you marry me, on the day of your wedding, I can find a way to let you fly into the sky and give you a dream wedding that has never been seen before!"

"Really?"

There were sparkling tears in the big eyes of the big-eyed cute girl, and Chen Kan nodded: "Really! ”

Sobbing twice, the big-eyed cute girl wiped the crystal from the corners of her eyes, and pouted: "Then you must not lie to me." ”