Chapter Forty-Six: A Woman's Weapon Is Called Tears (Four Watches, Ask for Collection)
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Ah Da and Ah Er are the names given to the two by Yang Jingjing, and the original names of the two are not called this. (Please search, or enter directly to see the latest chapter) As Jiang Xia guessed, the two were born in the army, and they were originally the guards of the Governor.
The post of governor is somewhat special in the Ming Dynasty, after the unification of the whole country by Ming Taizu, in order to weaken and divide the local power, the province of Xingzhongshu was abolished, and the power of the original province was divided into three.
The three divisions are not subordinate to each other and are responsible to the imperial court, so important military and political affairs are often delayed due to the fact that government decrees come from many departments and have different powers. In order to deal with local emergencies in a timely manner and strengthen the imperial court's control over various places, the imperial court often sent senior officials to serve as governors and governors above the three divisions.
For example, "the governor of Shaanxi trilateral military affairs", "the governor Caoyun and the governor of military affairs, Fengyang and other places to manage the river", etc., generally have more jurisdiction, and those who have important affairs are called "governors". The Governor can uniformly dispatch and direct the military, civilian, and financial work in the designated area, and can be regarded as the number one leader in the designated area, but this position will be temporarily added only in the places where some affairs are complicated and need to be pacified, and will be withdrawn as soon as the matter is completed.
However, after the middle of the Ming Dynasty, due to the border troubles, the border and coastal wars continued, the renovation of the Great Wall, the strengthening of coastal defense, and the transportation of water conservancy and other affairs became more and more complicated, and the governors were set up more and more often, and they became customized in the Chenghua period. In order to facilitate the governor's command and supervision of the military affairs and civil affairs of the province and town under his jurisdiction, the imperial court often had to give him the title of Shangshu or Shilang of the Military Department, and the imperial history of the capital or deputy capital of the imperial history, and the imperial history of the capital, which gradually became customized.
Having said such a long list, in fact, it is simply explained that the position of governor is the number one in the locality, belongs to the governor of a province, and deserves to be a feudal official. However, he is nominally a high-ranking official belonging to the central court, so he also has a very high status among the Beijing divisions.
It is precisely because of this that Yang Jingjing dares to be so rude and willful in this Beijing division. But Yang Jingjing didn't expect that she had just played a daughter's temper and kicked the iron plate, and met a person who didn't have to buy her governor's mansion account at all.
It's not so much a person, it's their department, the Jinyi Guard.
In the Ming Dynasty, the two most special departments deserved to be Jinyiwei and Dongchang, both of which were directly responsible to the emperor and had the right to supervise hundreds of officials in the world, so any official could not be ignored by them.
Ah Da and Ah Er have worked together for many years, and they have already cultivated a very high tacit understanding from birth to death on the battlefield. Ah Er glanced over, and Ah Da immediately understood that things were not simple. So he whispered to Yang Jingjing beside him: "Miss, this is Jingshi, not our Shaanxi and Gansu Governor's Mansion." If you make a big deal here, I'm afraid that you will be punished by Lord Yang when you go back, do you see if you can bear with it first, and I'll let Ah Er find out where that person lives later."
Ah Da said that he was quite skillful, and the expression on Yang Jingjing's face that refused to back down half a step was also slightly relaxed. She looked back at Jiang Xia and said angrily: "A big man really has no heart at all to snatch his beloved things from a woman. ”
Jiang Xia smiled, with Zhong Bin by his side, he was even more afraid, so he subconsciously said: "Yes, of course I don't have a heart, I can also see that Miss has a heart, it's really big." ”
After speaking, Jiang Xia also deliberately glanced at Yang Jingjing's chest.
Yang Jingjing's breasts are not too big, and she is wearing a jacket and horse-faced skirt, so it looks like the bulge is indeed a little
Where could Yang Jingjing stand such a molestation, and immediately roared angrily: "The prodigal son of the disciple dares to flirt with Miss Ben and look for death!"
After speaking, Yang Jingjing kicked at Jiang Xia.
Jiang Xia didn't expect Yang Jingjing to do it when she said it, but fortunately, he had been practicing the footwork of "Eight Steps to Catch the Cicada" for the past two days, and when he saw this sharp kick, Jiang Xia immediately slipped the soles of his feet and dodged.
Ah Da Ah Er moved his own young lady, and without saying a word, he was ready to join the battle group. Zhong Bin's whole person jumped up, flipped in the air and fell to the ground, and accurately stopped Ah Da and Ah Er with his body.
Ah Er said in a low voice: "Your Excellency, don't be too arrogant, our Governor's Mansion is not afraid of anyone. ”
"Nonsense. Zhong Bin spit out these two words lightly.
Ah Da and Ah Er glanced at each other and then shot at Zhong Bin together, Zhong Bin's reputation as the first master of Jinyi Wei was by no means in vain. As soon as Ah Da and Ah Er made a move, they felt the back of their hand being whipped, and then Ah Da felt that his neck was cold, and Ah Er also felt that his throat was pressed against something.
Ah Da looked down and saw that Zhong Bin was holding a sword in his right hand and a scabbard in his left hand, holding his neck and the other party's throat respectively. With Zhong Bin's strength, the scabbard only needed a slight force to cut Ah Er's throat.
Yang Jingjing didn't see that Ah Da and Ah Er had been subdued, and she was still fighting with Jiang Xia.
Although Yang Jingjing has learned some boxing and kicking from many military masters, she is far inferior to Cui Rushuang in terms of kung fu. But it is precisely because of this that she is not a threat to Jiang Xia, so she did not force Jiang Xia's true qi to return to the dantian.
Fortunately, Jiang Xia got the eight-step cicada footwork, and with this exquisite set of footwork, he dodged around Yang Jingjing, and Yang Jingjing couldn't touch Jiang Xia's clothes for half a minute.
"Smack!" Suddenly, Jiang Xia turned around and flashed behind Yang Jingjing, and then slapped Yang Jingjing's buttocks heavily.
"Brutal and willful, it should be beaten. Jiang Xia said with a smile.
After this beating, Jiang Xia suddenly felt very good, and he couldn't help but quip: "I didn't expect that there was no meat on your chest, and all the flesh grew on your buttocks." What is this?
Such a blatant flirtation completely exploded Yang Jingjing, and Yang Jingjing yelled: "Bastard, I swear not to be a person if I don't kill you today." ”
"Come on. Jiang Xia smiled, and once again used his body technique to dodge the kick that Yang Jingjing kicked with all his strength.
"Smack!" didn't pay attention, Jiang Xia slapped Yang Jingjing's buttocks again.
"Smack!" "Smack!" "Smack!"
Jiang Xia wondered if there was something wrong with his psychology, why did he become more and more addicted the more he played. The guys and shopkeepers in the store were already stunned. Especially when he saw Zhong Bin actually light up his weapon, and when Ah Da wanted to move, Zhong Bin also shook his sword and cut Ah Da's throat. Obviously, if Ah Da really dared to make a move, Zhong Bin would definitely dare to kill him.
The sound of popping sounded from time to time, and finally suddenly I heard a "ahhhhhh The more she cried, the more sad she became, and the louder she cried.
Jiang Xia was dumbfounded this time, he was not afraid of women being rude, not afraid of women being rude, afraid of women crying, especially a young and beautiful girl who was beaten and cried by herself.
Jiang Xia stood in place and said weakly, "Eh, then why don't you cry?"
"Woo woo
Jiang Xia persuaded like this, and Yang Jingjing cried even more.
Jiang Xia suddenly became a little at a loss, he tentatively approached Yang Jingjing and said, "Don't cry, it's a big deal, okay if I give you the piano?" ”
"Woo you hit me you my fart"
Yang Jingjing couldn't say the word "share" anymore, so she was ashamed and aggrieved, and she cried even more sadly.
Jiang Xia suddenly panicked, and he couldn't help but persuade: "Oh, who told you to be so rude and willful at the beginning, so I thought about teaching you a lesson." Don't you cry, it's a big deal that my ass will give you a few spankings to get out of your breath?"
"Who wants to beat your stinky fart, wow, wow" Yang Jingjing said and remembered that she had been spanked so many times in front of the public, so she was sad and cried even more sadly.
Jiang Xia was panicked now. He has long said that when he meets a woman like this, his combat strength will instantly become less than five scum.
Jiang Xia thought for a while and said, "Why don't you do this?" I'll tell you a joke, and if it's funny, don't cry." ”
"I don't want to listen, I don't want to listen"
Jiang Xia ignored Yang Jingjing's words, and said to himself: "Once upon a time, there was a person who liked to wear his clothes backwards when he rode a carriage, thinking that this would block the wind. One day he was driving a horse-drawn carriage drunk and hit a stone, and the carriage overturned, and he fell headlong on the side of the road. When the two yacha arrived, Yachajia said, 'Wow, what a strict car accident. Yacha Yi said, 'Yes, my head hit the back.' Yachajia reached out and probed the man's breath and said, 'Well, there is still breathing, let's help him turn his head back, maybe there will be salvation.' He said, 'Okay, I'll say one and two together, and turn his head back.' So one or two, strain, his head turned back, and Yachajia shook his head and said, 'Unfortunately, he is no longer breathing.' ”
From the time Jiang Xia started telling jokes, Yang Jingjing's crying began to be much lower, and when he finished speaking, Yang Jingjing was silent for a while. Jiang Xia suddenly panicked, isn't this joke funny?
Suddenly, Yang Jingjing laughed twice.
But she felt embarrassed and anxious for this smile, and in an instant she began to cry again.
But as soon as she cried, she remembered the joke Jiang Xia told again, so she was there with a "hahaha" and a "wow, wow"
Jiang Xia was completely speechless, and Ah Da and Ah Er were also stunned. Including Zhong Bin was a little distracted, this is the situation of Shenma? Why did it become like this?
Jiang Xia squatted down and said in front of Yang Jingjing: "Okay, okay, don't cry, my brother is wrong, my brother will invite you to eat rock sugar gourd as compensation another day, okay?"
Yang Jingjing raised her crying red eyes, she sobbed and said: "A word is a certainty, it is a puppy who deceives people." ”
"Well, it's the puppy who deceives people. Jiang Xia nodded.
Yang Jingjing stretched out the little finger of her right hand and said, "That hook." ”
Jiang Xia was speechless, this is simply a child, so he stretched out the little finger of his right hand to hook Yang Jingjing.
At this time, Yang Jingjing's face turned to the side, and she grabbed Jiang Xia's hand and dragged it over, and then bit Jiang Xia heavily on her arm.
A heart-wrenching pain made Jiang Xia scream, he quickly broke free, lifted his clothes and saw that he had been bitten by Yang Jingjing.
Yang Jingjing smiled proudly and said, "Hmph! Miss Ben's ass is so easy to beat? Let's settle it now, let me meet you next time, see if I don't beat you all over the ground." ”
"Ah Da, Ah Er, let's go!"
ps: This is the helmsman plus more, tomorrow if there is no accident still four watches, because I said that the helmsman plus two more. I hope you can support the tiger and collect this book, and now the gods have opened books, and the tiger is under great pressure.