Chapter 14: The Past - The Sorrowful Pope
"The earth is really unpredictable!" Murong Fangxue sighed lightly and muttered.
"Hehe, the earth is like an adult, and we are just a group of newborn children, how can we guess the mind of the adult?" Chu Ling shook his head and said, since ancient times, no one dared to say that he fully understood the earth! And the mystery of the earth has always been the driving force for top monks to continue to explore! Maybe one day in the future, it will give you a big surprise!
"I don't want to, the more I think about it, the more annoyed I become!" Murong Fangxue pouted, a little reluctant, this cute appearance made Chu Ling laugh! Everyone has their childlike side, Murong Fangxue is naturally not excluded!
"How did you learn the barbecue technique?" Murong Fangxue paused, looked at Chu Ling's skillful skills, and asked curiously.
"Hehe, this is a long time ago, this is a necessary skill as a killer, after all, sometimes I will often sleep in the wilderness, and I will catch some small animals and roast them, and over time, this technique will be mastered, and when I have nothing to do, I will study some essential condiments for barbecue!" Chu Ling explained busily.
"Master must have been very bitter at that time!" Murong Fangxue asked with some sadness, Chu Ling was just a child a long time ago!
"It's not bitter, men are restless masters, and that kind of day is also a special enjoyment for me! Actually, I miss that kind of day now, but I didn't expect to find that feeling again now!" Chu Ling said with some nostalgia. These are the things that make him remember deeply, good memories for a lifetime!
"Master, tell me about your past!" Murong Fangxue squatted on the side, looking at Chu Ling, who was busy, her eyes were full of sweetness and happiness!
"Okay!" Chu Ling readily agreed.
"I remember that I had just become a killer at that time, and although I had some skills, I could only attribute them to the killing techniques of ordinary people. I remember going to a secret U.S. military base in Vietnam to assassinate a general. ”
At that time, he was young and vigorous, and he used various means to enter the well-defended US military base and killed the general. Who knew that a small mistake alarmed the entire US military base. I could only keep using all kinds of terrain and facilities to create chaos, and I escaped by taking advantage of the chaos and night. But it also attracted the pursuit of ace special forces stationed at the US military base!"
"This ace special forces unit has only one code name "5", a total of seventy-six people, fully armed, proficient in battlefield combat, covert assassination, hand-to-hand combat, and all kinds of high-tech weapons to assist, it can be said that it is armed to the teeth! There are even a few supernatural beings, although the abilities of those supernatural people are only some auxiliary types! But it almost made me suffer a big loss!"
"I absconded all the way and eventually hid in the jungles of Vietnam, where I fought a half-month jungle battle with that special forces. It's a thrilling deathmatch game, but it's 1:76. Sometimes, however, numbers can become a burden!"
"I use the terrain. Trees and fallen leaves in the jungle created various traps, which were very useful at first, killing twenty-three Special Forces 5 soldiers. But then those abilities came into play, one of them was Scouting, and another was tracking! Another was even more bizarre and mapped with brainwaves!"
"These three Adepts nearly killed me several times! I spent a long time absconding, and in a fit of rage, I took the risk of killing the Scout. But it also left me seriously wounded. They didn't expect me to endure another counterattack with a heavy wound, and the tracker let me kill again. This also caused the special forces personnel to rage. In the end, the No. 5 Special Forces Unit of 76 people completely disappeared, and I became a registered enemy of the US military!"
Although what Chu Ling said was an understatement, Murong Fangxue also had a feeling of being frightened! Single-handedly picking up a special force, this kind of behavior that is almost like sending people to death, I am afraid that basically no one dares to try it!
"Have you heard the rumors of the Pope's bedwetting?" Chu Ling asked with a smile at Murong Fangxue.
Murong Fangxue shook his head, but his eyes lit up! He seemed to feel that Chu Ling had done something very immoral!
"Four years ago, I was tasked with assassinating the Holy See who thought I was a cardinal, and somehow I had an unusual aversion to religion, especially the hypocritical old thing of the Pope. It was easy to kill the cardinal, I pretended to be one of his attendants and gave him a large dose of laxatives, which finally made him a little weak, and finally I silently wiped his neck!",
On the way out, I happened to hear two maids talking about the Pope, and it turned out that the two maids were making the Pope's bed, and I don't know how to suddenly come up with an idea! I was hiding outside the room. ”
"After the two maids left, I sneaked into the room where the Pope was sleeping, and poured a soak of urine in the Pope's bedding!
"Giggle...... You're so bad!" Murong Fangxue really couldn't help it, laughed heartily, and peed in the Pope's quilt, so Chu Ling in front of her dared to do it!
"Who knows, the Pope was so angry that he forgot to clean up the quilt, and was discovered by the two maids who cleaned up the bed, and these two maids were also big mouths and told the pope, and there were rumors that the Pope wetted the bed......!" It turns out that you are really an authentic big villain as Sister Ying said!" Chu Ling's approach really made the Pope lose face, who knew that this qiē was such a coincidence!
"Hehe, now, that hypocritical old thing still hates me to the bone!" Chu Ling smiled, thinking of the Pope's violent appearance, Chu Ling felt a sense of revenge!
"Okay, it's time to eat the roasted whole sheep!" A tempting fragrance made Murong Fangxue and the two little guys salivate, Chu Ling's technique did not have the slightest flaw, and the grasp of the heat was just right!
"It's delicious!" Murong Fangxue took a bite and sighed, and then devoured it!
"Be careful, don't burn!" Chu Ling said with some amusement, it was definitely an honor for his craft to be recognized by others!
......This is the first time it has eaten cooked food in its life, and what is even more rare is Chu Ling's orgasmic skills! This makes it extremely excited and deeply infatuated! Looking at Chu Ling's eyes full of little stars!
The little rabbit is like a lady, tasting in small bites, even if it is very thirsty, it is still reserved. silently admonished himself in his heart: "Little Bunny, you are a lady, then you must have a lady who should be, otherwise, how can you get your own love?"
If Chu Ling and Murong Fangxue knew what the little rabbit was thinking, they would definitely be scorched by the thunder's inner and outer scorching! The little rabbit was too strong!