191, I want to keep my mouth shut for life
The emperor's cry was like the sound of a pig being killed, and it came in bursts.
Ah Cha can't take a break at all.
Tsk, as far as the dog emperor's ability to bear is not even one thousandth of the torture Tuoba Jun back then.
What kind of face is a dog barking here.
She just couldn't take it anymore.
"Shut upβ"
As soon as Ah Cha's angry roar came out, the emperor was so frightened that he shut his mouth.
"God...... Goddess, I ......"
Isn't it just that he chose some pungent herbs from his herbs, so that he can soak them all over his body when he bathes.
As for being like this?
Ah Cha still felt that Tuoba Jun was merciful when he wrote the recipe, and even gave him a way to live.
"Emperor, the deity is still the same sentence, it is up to you whether to cancel the bath or not."
"But now that you have entered the imperial pool, if you come out rashly and interrupt the deity casting spell, you will only be the one who will be counterattacked."
"And if you shout any more, all the benefits of your bath will be lost."
In just a few words, the emperor was scared half to death.
He shuddered in the pool, gritting his teeth.
No, he couldn't just cancel the shower.
He had to persevere, and even more so to live forever.
Isn't it just to exchange nine days of fasting and purification for oneself in the future?
He just did it.
Without a trace of hesitation, the emperor choked the fat on his body.
"God...... Goddess, I don't cancel the bathing ......"
In response to the emperor, Ah Cha's voice was so indifferent that it couldn't be more indifferent.
"Hmm."
Anyway, the opportunity was given to the dog emperor, and he didn't cancel it himself.
In the end, the person who suffered was not herself, so she would be so good-looking and lively.
Ah Cha didn't take a break, and listened to the emperor's muffled hum at the gate of the imperial pool.
Then silently thinking about the rest of the process in my heart.
Bathing three times a day, for more than an hour at a time, this is enough for the dog emperor to be soaked in the water.
But to say that this is a punishment for him is far from enough.
Ah Cha pondered for a moment.
"Ahh
With the sound of a dog barking from the Emperor, she had the answer.
"Goddess...... An hour has come ......? β
Ah Cha raised an eyebrow and looked at the hourglass on the side.
Yo, don't say it yet.
The hour has really come.
It seems that this dog emperor is also a bit of a brain, and he knows that he also has an hourglass in the imperial pool to keep time.
"The hour has come, and the emperor can come out."
Come out and face the process she carefully designed for the emperor.
Just now, Ah Cha had already decided how to treat the emperor.
At first, she told the emperor that she would eat fast and cleanse herself for nine days, but she said it casually, and she asked the emperor for food and bathing.
But now it's different, and she feels that she should also enrich the emperor's entertainment life.
"Lady Goddess, I'm done bathing, ...... next"
"Ahh
Before the emperor could finish his words, another scream was heard.
Ah Cha's ears were a little unbearable.
But unlike the previous times, this time the reason for the emperor's scream was hilarious.
The emperor was a slippery foot, and he crawled straight to the front of Ah Cha on all fours.
The kneeling posture, the pious appearance, looked like he was bowing to Ah Cha.
The emperor himself realized that something was wrong, and quickly stood up in embarrassment, and then defended himself with embarrassment.
"I ...... I was careless, don't blame the goddess......"
If the emperor fell to the level of 100% funny.
Now the emperor is like a guilty minister who has committed a crime, and the degree of amusement of explaining to himself is 1000000%.
At this moment, Ah Cha actually felt that it was not bad for the emperor to be a comedian.
Left and right are not good emperors, and they can't think about the people.
Being a comedian can at least bring a little happiness to everyone, and it can be regarded as a contribution.
Forgive her, and the thought of this made her laugh out loud unkindly.
"Hahahaha!"
She was smiling and talking, but the emperor's face was black.
Tut-tut, the Dog Emperor's fragile little heart has been hurt.
As an empathetic, intelligent and beautiful goddess, she naturally saw the emperor's anger at a glance.
The system also shows that the Emperor's opinion of her has decreased.
Isn't that the opportunity to come?
"Emperor, the deity is congratulating you with a smile."
Under the emperor's puzzled eyes, Ah Cha said something to deceive the ghost.
"This bathing is very effective, expelling a little bit of the power in your body."
"If you don't believe me, you can see if you're sore, unsteady on your feet, and just want to sit down and rest."
The Emperor did as she said.
Not to mention, he is really in such a state now.
So does this really mean that your bathing today is very effective?
The emperor's eyes lit up a little, shining with excitement.
"My current state is exactly the same as the goddess said, so my lifespan has slowly recovered?"
"Yes." Ah Cha nodded sincerely, "Your lifespan has recovered somewhat." β
"But if you break the bathing link later, or if this link is not done well, I'm afraid that it will ......"
"Nothing to be afraid of!"
The emperor waved his hand, patted his chest and swore by it.
"As long as I can restore my lifespan, this link cannot be canceled! I'm going to make it! β
Well, it's good to be able to endure the torture.
"Then the emperor will have to bathe three times a day after that, and don't forget to add herbs and retire the eunuchs and palace maids and the time of bathing."
"Even if the deity is not here, you have to do it one by one."
This is Ah Cha giving the emperor a preventive injection in advance.
In the next few days, she must have arranged for people to contact the courtiers when the emperor often bathed and could not receive news from the outside world.
She didn't want to be happy with the courtiers, and she was scolded by the Dog Emperor when she turned her head.
"I can naturally write down what the goddess says."
The emperor's face is still very good now.
"Now that the emperor has finished bathing, then the next step can begin."
"Ah......?"
Next?
The Emperor's eyes widened in astonishment, and he looked straight at her.
No, it's the next step.
Then don't you need lunch?
Ah Cha used some snacks on the carriage entering the palace, and of course he didn't feel hungry.
And she also wants to take advantage of the emperor's current weak moment to torture him.
"Emperor, the next step is for you to go to the Taimiao Temple to kneel and chant and pray for blessings, this time you need to kneel for an hour and a half."
The emperor had already been tortured by this herb, and he had not eaten all the time, so he was really hungry now.
"Goddess, I'm hungry now, you see......"
"Emperor, don't think about eating all day long!"
Ah Cha looked at the emperor as if he was about to be stabbed by him.
"If you want to live, keep your mouth shut!"
"Those who have achieved great things have a light appetite!"
"What's more, you're the emperor!"
Ah Cha's words were like a sharp blade, piercing straight into the emperor's heart.
Yes, he's the emperor.
So he can't just think about eating.
Now the first important thing is to go to the temple to chant and pray for blessings.
After some self-pua, the emperor became more determined in his thoughts.
"Dare to ask the goddess, how should I recite the sutra and pray now?"
Listen, what kind of nonsense is this asking?
If it weren't for seeing the emperor tortured with his own eyes, Ah Cha really didn't want to deal with him.
"How do those concubines in the emperor's harem chant scriptures and pray for blessings?"
On this one issue, the emperor's cup was directly burned.
He really didn't pay attention to how the concubines in his harem chanted and prayed for blessings.
It's not that I haven't paid attention to it, it's just that every time I see it, I don't take it seriously, and I skip it at a glance.
Who would have thought he would need those processes now.
The emperor really couldn't think of it, so he could only blink his big eyes and look at Ah Cha pleadingly.
Tsk, greasy to death.
Ah Cha complained in his heart, but still told him the process.
"The emperor went to the temple and knelt all the time, and then recited the Buddhist scriptures seriously without distractions, and then copied the Buddhist scriptures religiously."
Hearing her words, the emperor lowered his head and looked deeply at his knees.
Kneeling for an hour and a half, this is the time he has never knelt when he has grown so old.
"Do I really need to kneel all the time?"
Ah Cha didn't understand how the emperor could ask this sentence as confidently as if he couldn't understand human words.
"Is it the deity who said that the emperor doesn't understand?"
"You have to screen all the distractions in your heart, go to the temple and kneel for an hour and a half to chant and pray for blessings, and you have to go every day!"
Ah Cha deliberately added after noticing the Dog Emperor's gradually blurred eyes.
"Did the emperor hear me this time?"
"Listen...... Hear ......"
This time, he not only heard clearly, but also heard it so much that his whole body hurt.
Originally, after bathing, he just wanted to have lunch and then rest well.
As a result, the goddess suddenly told him such a thunderbolt news.
even let him go to the temple with the body of an emperor to kneel for an hour and a half every day.
Does he not want to lose face?
As far as the emperor's careful thinking on the bright side is concerned, he has long been seen clearly by Ah Cha.
Not to mention, what she wants is really to make a soaked dog emperor kneel down.
"Emperor, the Taimiao is dedicated to the royal ancestors, it is a place of sacrifice, and it can pray for the blessings of the people of the world.
Ah Cha's words blocked the emperor's next resignation.
Even if he is the emperor, it is no better to go to the Taimiao Temple to kneel to his ancestors.
If he doesn't kneel, he will be sorry for his ancestors.
If he kneels, he is the one who suffers.
This is also one of the reasons why Ah Cha deliberately chose to let the emperor chant and pray for blessings in the Taimiao.
As for the second reason, of course, it is to let the Dog Emperor face his ancestors and repent well.
Just these things that the Dog Emperor did were enough for him to die a hundred times.
The emperor wanted to struggle a little longer to see if there would be another way, but he still flinched at the moment when he met Ah Cha's fierce eyes.
"Yes, I'm going to Taimiao."
"Well, the deity will be with you."
Let's go and see how this dog emperor made a fool of himself.
The temple is not far from the palace, and the emperor wanted to be lazy and sit in a sedan chair.
But before he could order someone to pass the sedan chair, Ah Cha took the first step to give him a warning look.
"Emperor, the deity told you that sincerity is spirituality, and everything must be done personally."
So this is to ask the emperor to go to the temple by himself.
The emperor couldn't do it, so he dragged his body so weak that he had to breathe after two steps, and walked to the Taimiao.
The majestic Taimiao appeared in front of them, but Ah Cha didn't want to go up.
"Emperor, the deity is not suitable to enter the Taimiao, so I am waiting for you in the side hall."
"Chanting scriptures and praying for blessings is still necessary to withdraw all the eunuchs and palace maids, otherwise it will still backfire on you, you can control it yourself."
Ah Cha didn't want to wait for the emperor outside the temple for an hour and a half.
She said that she would go and take a nap first.
As soon as the emperor heard the backlash, he would be scared to death, and he would follow what he said, so she didn't have to bother.
"Yes, I remember the command of the goddess."
The emperor deserves it very well, but it would be better if he didn't let the sharp-eyed Ah Cha see the cushion that was taken into the temple by the palace maid.
"Stop-" Ah Cha shouted at the palace maid, and the palace maid was directly frightened and collapsed to the ground.
"God...... The Goddess ...... Slave ......"
Ah Cha took the cushion from her hand and fell straight in front of the emperor.
"Emperor, what do you tell the deity this?"
"Shouldn't you be able to hear what the deity tells you about your sincerity?"
"The deity took the risk of being eaten back, consuming divine power to restore your lifespan, is this how you fooled the deity?"
"It's fine." A chuckle tugged at Ah Cha's lips, "Since the emperor doesn't care about his lifespan anymore, then the deity won't worry about it." β
"The deity still has something to do, so I won't stay long."
"The emperor doesn't have to eat fast and cleanse himself these days."
After a few words, Ah Cha was even more directly about to leave the stall and quit.
The emperor was so frightened that he didn't dare to speak, but he didn't want to let her go.
"Lady God, I'm wrongβ"
I don't know if it was a reflex or what, the emperor knelt straight to the ground as if he had no bones.
"Don't go, I...... I then ordered the cushion to be taken back. β
Ah Cha was stunned by the Dog Emperor's sudden move.
But what shocked her even more was the familiar system prompt.
She didn't need to listen specifically to the content of the prompt broadcast, she knew that it was the Dog Emperor's favorability towards her that had increased again.
This left her speechless.
Co-authoring the dog emperor is a bit masochistic.
I have the kind of disease that is going to die if I don't get tortured.
If she had known that such a threat and torture would increase the Dog Emperor's goodwill towards her so much, then what else did she work hard before.
Not only her, but Bai Ze was also given the favorability of the Dog Emperor.
He never imagined that his host's points would one day increase in such a way.
But now is not the time to think about that.
Ah Cha had to send the Dog Emperor to the Taimiao to kneel first.
"Emperor, every process has a time limit, if you delay it any longer, then ......"
Seeing that she was not leaving, the emperor was so overjoyed that he almost crawled to the ground.
"Yes, yes, I'll go."
The emperor rushed into the temple in a semi-sprint posture.
This is not for the surrounding eunuchs and palace maids to see.
Good guys, they really didn't expect the emperor, who has always been pampered and doesn't even want to take a single step, to have such a flexible side.
Not only them, but in fact, Ah Cha didn't expect it either.
Just called the palace maid with the cushion, but she didn't want the dog emperor to kneel too comfortably in the temple.
The thought of being able to make the emperor kneel in the temple without a cushion for an hour and a half made Ah Cha happy.
After kneeling like this for a few days, the emperor's knees will not be wasted, but at least there will be a lot of cold.
It was enough for him to suffer a good time.
But this is still far from what Tuoba Jun receives.
Don't worry, she wants to let the Dog Emperor return the sins he did little by little.
Just as Ah Cha was about to go to the side hall to rest, she noticed that the palace maid who carried the cushion for the dog emperor was still standing in place in a daze.
She walked over and stopped her.
"You go into the temple with the deity, the deity has something to say to you."
This palace maid is a poor person, but she just happened to get a cushion for the dog emperor, and she was stopped by herself.
If she didn't help her, then she would probably really be tortured by the Dog Emperor in a different way.
The palace maid suddenly heard Ah Cha calling herself, and was stunned for a while, and then she seemed to suddenly realize.
"Yes...... Be. β
As soon as he arrived at the side hall, Ah Cha was like entering his own lounge.
She didn't hold the goddess shelf, so she picked up the teacup and drank it.
Only the palace maid was still standing trembling in place.
Looks overwhelming......
Ah Cha put down the teacup and took her name with rare concern.
"What's your name?"
"Back to ...... Back to the goddess, the slave and maid call Zhaodi...... Younger sister. β
What a move.
This is really when you have a throne to inherit in your own family.
Ah Cha shook his head when he heard this.
Why did such a girl with clear eyebrows choose such a strange name?
"Would you like Ben to give you a name?"
The palace maid was overjoyed, and knelt in front of Ah Cha again.
"It is an honor for a slave to be given a name by a goddess."
Let's not talk about honors or honors.
As long as she kneels at every turn, Ah Cha can't stand it a little.
"When you see the deity later, you don't have to kneel down."
"Thank God, slave and maid, ......"
"Don't call yourself a slave, just call yourself me."
"Yes."
After explaining this, Ah Cha began to choose a name.
"The deity sees that you have clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, which makes people feel very comfortable, so it is better to call it Qingxin."
Pure heart, quiet mood, with a pure heart.
This can be regarded as a good wish for her future from Acha.
Compared to the previous name, Qingxin couldn't be more satisfied with the current name.
"Thank you to the goddess."
Ah Cha raised her hand to stop her next words.
"The deity wants to explain one thing to you to do, but I don't know if you are willing to do it."
With such a short time of getting along, Ah Cha has already seen that Qingxin is an innocent, upright and upright person.
It is only fitting that such a person would entrust her with some things.
"Although the goddess commands, as long as it is the command of the goddess, the pure heart will do it."
Well, that's right.
"The deity wants to make you a pure female official, a subordinate of the deity, responsible for supervising the emperor in the palace, are you willing?"
Qingxin couldn't react for a while, "Qingxin female officer......?" β
"The deity is a goddess, and the female official is the official position given to you by the deity, so you are only responsible for doing things for the deity."
To be able to do things for the goddess is of course excellent.
Qingxin was excited, and wanted to kneel down to thank him, but was stopped by Ah Cha's eyes.
"Thank you to the goddess."
was suddenly given a name, and was also named a female official, and the pure heart was really in a trance.
But she didn't forget to get down to business.
"I don't know how the goddess needs to be pure-hearted, how to supervise Your Majesty?"
"Today, the deity will explain the emperor's process of eating and purifying, and in the next few days, you must personally supervise the emperor to complete it according to the requirements, otherwise you will personally report to the deity."
This is Ah Cha's method after careful consideration.
If the emperor settles accounts after the autumn, Qingxin will definitely not be able to escape, and he also needs to make her a female official.
It just so happens that there is still a person who supervises the emperor, so Qingxin is naturally the best candidate.
In the palace, having someone who can supervise the emperor at any time will save her a lot of trouble, and let her be able to deal with things in advance.
"Yes, the pure heart will live up to the trust of the goddess."
In this way, when the emperor was still kneeling in the temple bitterly, Ah Cha arranged his eyeliner in the palace.
On the other side, the eldest princess was still giving the queen mother eye medicine.
"What are you doing today when you come to the mourning family?"
The Queen Mother leaned on the phoenix chair, half-squinting and enjoying Mama's massage.
"Mother, I have come today to have something to say to you."
"Oh? Let's hear it. β
The Queen Mother has always loved and hated her daughter, who was rebellious from time to time.
It is rare that the eldest princess is willing to talk to herself, so she naturally has no reason to refuse.
"Queen Mother, the osmanthus flowers in my house are blooming, and the osmanthus is fragrant, and the garden is full of them."
"You also know that I have lived alone for a long time, so I want to hold a flower-viewing banquet to have a lively time."
The Queen Mother is convinced of her statement.
How to say that the eldest princess has been widowed for many years and has no children.
Living alone in the huge Eldest Princess's Mansion, you should find an opportunity to be lively and lively, and increase your popularity a little.
"Well, since you're going to hold a flower-viewing feast, then the mourning family will give you some things."
"Queen Mother, in fact, I want to explain one thing to you."
Before the matter was said, the eldest princess's tears fell first.
"Today, I accompanied the goddess to send the thirteen princes out of Beijing, and I was really full of emotion in my heart."
"I'm no longer in my prime, and I don't even have a child by my side, and I feel sad every time I dream back at midnight."
"It's a pity that the children of the royal brother are all older, and I, as the imperial aunt, are not good at teasing often."
"So I thought, if only those nephews could give birth to a grandson."
"That is not only how I can often tease the child, but the queen mother can also have children and grandchildren around her knees, and enjoy peace and happiness."
Her words really spoke to the heart of the Queen Mother.
The Queen Mother didn't want her mother to massage it, and straightened up in an instant.
"The mourning family often tells your royal brother to let him arrange marriages for those princes as soon as possible, but he just delays it."
"You said he wasn't in a hurry, but the mourning family is getting older, and he's anxious to hold his great-grandson!"
The eldest princess nodded, agreeing with the Queen Mother's words, and tears flowed down her eyes.
"I can understand the state of mind of the queen mother, presumably the royal brother is not dragging it, but he has never found the right time to arrange the marriage of his nephews."
The Queen Mother was enlightened by her words.
"Isn't the right time here?"