It's just that what she admires is not the emperor's sage, but the dog emperor's stupidity and naivety.

She never thought that the Dog Emperor had been sitting on this throne for decades, and she could still naively tell whether other people's words were true or false.

But it was great news for her.

Knowing this, then she can pick up nice words to fool the dog emperor from now on, wouldn't it be beautiful.

As soon as the emperor heard her words, he was refreshed, and several layers of folds appeared directly on his face.

"Okay, good, worthy of my Chen Zhaoyi, then I will think differently according to what you said."

Hehe, Jin Lan inadvertently sent a big white eye, forcibly suppressed the disgusting in his heart, and continued to accompany the smiling face.

She had just seen the goddess's plan for tomorrow, and for the sake of insurance, she had to accompany the dog emperor for one night today, lest he regret it halfway.

"Chen Zhaoyi is really captivating the country and the city, but I can't help but feel sorry."

When the Dog Emperor said this, he still looked at her with a squint, and he did his best to do what he could.

Jinlan subconsciously gagged, and almost didn't vomit out the food he had eaten last time.

But she couldn't vomit, and she had to laugh with herself, and intimately pound the back of the dog emperor.

"Your Majesty, your body is still eating and purifying, but don't forget the explanation of the goddess."

The emperor's old hands held her Rouyi dishonestly.

"I know that Chen Zhaoyi only needs to wait for me for a few more days."

Not only that, but he also patted it lightly.

The implication is very strong.

Jinlan pretended that he couldn't understand it, and quickly moved the topic away.

One night, the Dog Emperor was fooled like this.

Early the next morning, Jinlan picked up the Dog Emperor early.

That's right, it's with a sage.

Because of the dissatisfaction with last night in her heart, she deliberately exerted a lot of strength, specially soaked the veil in cold water for a while, and then threw it directly in the face of the dog emperor.

"Your Majesty, don't forget today's ceremony, come, the concubine will wash and change your clothes for you."

The voice sounds like the main one is delicate and understanding, but if you listen carefully, you can hear the deep yin and yang weirdness.

The emperor was still immersed in his own sweet dream, but suddenly he was frozen like this, and he woke up directly.

"Presumptuous! Who would dare to do this to me! ”

Tsk, the temper is not small.

Jin Lan twitched the corners of his mouth beside him and sat beside him gently.

"Your Majesty, the concubine is waiting for you to wash, do you think the concubine is not good enough?"

Seeing the beauty early in the morning, even if there is more resentment in the emperor's heart, it will not dissipate.

"Where, where, how can I think Chen Zhaoyi is not good enough."

It is enough to have this sentence.

Jinlan specially attached a series of heart-to-heart cool packages prepared by himself for the Dog Emperor.

This includes, but is not limited to, cold cloths, cold water washing, and warm underwear.

The emperor always wanted to be angry, but because he still wanted to spend the night with Jinlan, he endured it.

Until the moment he saw the underwear, he really couldn't help but be a little angry, and his fingers trembled and pointed at the underwear.

"Chen Zhaoyi, what about my other clothes? Why is there only one undershirt today? ”

Jinlan didn't care what nonsense he was talking about, and forced an explanation while putting his underwear on him.

"Your Majesty is really busy and forgot, today is the last day of fasting and purification, it's time to go to the Star Tower to show your sincerity."

The Emperor grabbed her arm and asked.

"Then why do I only have underwear?"

Jinlan looked at him innocently, blinking her big eyes in a flicker.

"The concubines sent by the goddess yesterday also read it, and it asked Your Majesty to wear thin clothes to show her sincerity."

The Emperor took a deep breath.

God knows that it just said that you should be thin, and you didn't say that you should be thin enough to wear only underwear.

"What about my other clothes?"

"The concubine had already instructed the eunuch to take it to the Huanyi Bureau last night, and now there is only such a shirt left by her side."

Jinlan said it so well that he was not aggrieved, and he still shrank his eyes and didn't dare to look at him.

"I have so many clothes, but what about the rest!"

The emperor can't give birth to the slightest pity for the jade now, and he only cares about whether he will be cold for a while.

Jinlan trembled and took two steps back in fear, tears coming down.

"The concubine wanted to embroider more clothes for His Majesty, thinking that His Majesty would not wear them in the near future, so she disassembled those clothes and wanted to sew some golden dragons to protect Your Majesty."

The Emperor was so angry that he could barely breathe, and he closed his eyes and barely restrained his emotions.

"I'm just asking you, where are the stripped clothes?"

Jinlan slowly stretched out his hand and pointed delicately to the small couch on the other side.

There were piles of clothes there, but without exception, they were all stritched clothes.

"The concubine saw that His Majesty was asleep last night, so she wanted to take some time to embroider these, and embroidered here all night with a lamp, who ......knows."

The emperor wanted to blame her, and he couldn't blame her at all.

At this time, the personal eunuch came to tell the time very closely.

"Your Majesty, there is still a stick of incense to go, and the goddess is coming, so it's time for you to have breakfast."

That's right, today's breakfast was specially arranged by Ah Cha Dafa, who was kindly worried that the Dog Emperor might be fainted from hunger on the way to three knocks and nine bows.

The emperor, who had not tasted breakfast for a long time, naturally could not refuse.

He pulled his underwear from Jinlan's hand and draped it over his body.

"Humph! You wait for me! ”

He wanted to wait for today's ceremony to settle accounts with Jinlan.

But he didn't notice the smugness in Jinlan's eyes.

If nothing else, it was that she didn't want to sleep with the Dog Emperor after being disgusted by the Dog Emperor last night, and she came up with this idea to torture him.

Looking at it now, the effect is quite good, after all, the Dog Emperor and others can really only wear underwear to go three knocks and nine bows.

For this reason, she didn't even care about what the Dog Emperor had just said, but went to have breakfast with her.

"What are you going to do?"

The Dog Emperor glared at her with an unkind face, as if he was going to eat her alive in the next second.

"Your Majesty, the concubine knows that she is reckless, you can punish the concubine as much as you want, just ask you to allow the concubine to serve you for breakfast."

The Dog Emperor looked at her fixedly for a few seconds and didn't speak, which was considered a tacit acquiescence.

But will Jinlan really let him have breakfast to eat?

To be precise, the Dog Emperor did eat a few bites of breakfast at first.

But the unexpected came quickly.

"Ahh

The bowl of freshly filled hot porridge that Jin Lan was holding deliberately did not hold steadily, and all of it was sprinkled on the dog emperor's body.

"What the hell are you doing!"

What is she doing?

Of course, it's torturing you in a different way.

Jin Lan didn't say what he thought in his heart, but followed the words of the dog emperor and fell to his knees.

"Your Majesty, it's not good for the concubine, I thought the porridge was warm, but I thought it was so hot, you see the concubine's hands ......"

As she spoke, she stretched out her palm to show the emperor.

"Chen Zhaoyi, you ......"

The Emperor's words about scolding her stopped again.

After all, Jinlan's hands were hot and red, and it did look like the marks of being burned.

But what he didn't know was that most of those marks were made by her putting her hands behind her back and pinching each other when she just knelt on the ground to speak.

"That's it, you stay here, you don't have to follow me anymore."

The emperor was really unwilling to give up such a beauty that he had not yet enjoyed, and he did not dare to punish her easily.

"Yes, the concubine retired."

Jinlan was not ambiguous, let alone interceding for himself, and withdrew directly with tears in his eyes.

But after she left, the emperor, who was supposed to continue eating, did not make any moves.

It was because the bowl of hot porridge, although it was not sprinkled on the emperor, was poured equally on every dish, making people have no appetite at all.

"Let's remove all the dishes."

After all, the emperor still didn't want to take another bite.

said that at the same time, Ah Cha also packed up before leaving Tingyuyuan.

Last night, she was preparing again, making plans, and then writing an explanation to everyone, but it was late, and she didn't even have the energy to get up this morning.

Fortunately, the eldest princess boarded the door of Tingyuyuan early today, just to wake her up and enter the palace with her.

The eldest princess looked at the blue and black and listlessness in her eyes, and was very distressed.

"Comrade Acha, we are still some distance from the palace, so you can sleep for a while."

But Ah Cha waved his hand and rubbed his temples.

"No, we have to make some more preparations, and we have to hold on to the spirit to deal with the Dog Emperor."

This will be the last time she will face the Dog Emperor before leaving Beijing.

"But you'll have to go later, so you'll ......"

The eldest princess was only halfway through her words when she saw Ah Cha raise her hand to stop her words.

"Comrade Eldest Princess, these are my choices and what I should do, you don't have to worry about me."

She said so, and the eldest princess naturally didn't want to say anything.

It's just that I will inevitably worry a little more about her in my heart.

The eldest princess knew very well that it was a very draining thing to supervise the dog emperor's three knocks and nine bows throughout the whole process today, plus Ah Cha didn't rest well last night, and she was going to start rushing after late afternoon, she was really worried about whether Ah Cha's body could withstand it.

Alas.

also blame their nervous dog brother brother.

If he wants to be a wise monarch and be able to abdicate early and hand over the world to truly talented people, then why does Ah Cha need to be like this.

Despite thinking so, she actually knew in her heart that this was just her own dream.

The carriage staggered to the palace gate.

Ah Cha didn't stay too long, and under the leadership of the leading eunuch, he went straight to the main hall.

She explained to the emperor that she was waiting for her at the gate of the main hall, but she wanted to see if the dog emperor could remember this.

But fortunately, the Dog Emperor has always cherished his life, but he really made full preparations outside the main hall, and gathered a group of ministers to greet him outside the main hall.

Seeing her coming, the emperor's eyes lit up after waiting for a long time, and he brushed his body slightly and made a half-salute.

"Lady Priestess."

The emperor took the initiative to salute, and after those courtiers looked at each other, they naturally had no choice, they all knelt on the ground and made a standard salute.

"Chen has seen the goddess."

Ah Cha was taken aback.

She didn't seem to say in the pile of requests she gave to the emperor yesterday that she needed the dog emperor to bring his ministers to greet her.

What kind of trouble is the dog emperor doing?

Her question was quickly answered.

"Lord Goddess, I listened to Chen Zhaoyi's analysis yesterday, and I think I should bring my ministers to witness my sincerity to God, that's why it's like this, is this feasible?"

Oh, it turned out to be Jinlan's idea.

That's fine.

Ah Cha not only put his doubts into his stomach, but also looked at these courtiers in a good manner.

"Emperor, your method is feasible, it's just ......"

She stopped talking again, and only continued when she saw that the emperor was swallowing because of nervousness: "If the emperor takes his ministers to bow three times and bow nine times together, it will inevitably make the heavens mistakenly think that the emperor is not the most sincere person in his heart, and the effect may be reduced." ”

Reduced results?

When the emperor heard this, his face turned white.

He didn't want to be self-defeating at this critical moment.

"Is it feasible for them to witness the ceremony?"

Of course it works.

It's not too feasible, okay.

Ah Cha was happy to watch the Dog Emperor look alone and in pain.

However, no matter how happy he was in his heart, he couldn't show it, Ah Cha stretched out his hand and made a few calculations and gave the answer.

"It's doable."

The Emperor breathed a long sigh of relief.

When he woke up early in the morning, everything seemed to be going wrong, and this was finally a good thing.

But his relief didn't last long, and Ah Cha's words surrounded his ears like a magic sound.

"Emperor, the hour is almost up, and it's time for the ceremony to begin."

The emperor was caught off guard by what she said, and even a little confused.

"Huh? Ceremony...... The ceremony is about to begin......"

Ah Cha raised his hand and beckoned the sedan chair on the side, speaking casually.

"Emperor, it's not good to miss the hour."

She had already reminded her of this, and the emperor didn't dare to raise it even if he had more dissatisfaction and questions in his heart, so he had to honestly start the ceremony according to what he watched last night.

I saw the emperor bow 90 degrees in front of him with his hands together, touch his palms with his forehead, and "get up - bow" three times in a row to show three bows.

Then, kneel on the ground with your knees together, put your hands together and place them on the ground, with your arms straight and your head down, touching the ground as a sign of prostration.

This constant repetition of "get up, kneel, and prostrate" is a small reincarnation, which counts as three prostrations and one prostration.

Repeating the three small reincarnations in this way can be regarded as a complete three prostrations and nine prostrations.

What is Ah Cha doing?

She sat comfortably on the sedan chair, like a strict teacher, carefully supervising the dog emperor's every move, and from time to time pointing out his problems.

"Emperor, you bow at the wrong angle, go back and start over!"

"My hands are not folded, go back and start over!"

"Kowtow without touching the ground, go back and start over!"

If she corrected her actions like this, she kept saying it, so that the onlookers looked away from each other.

After all, the goddess can point out the emperor's problems, and the emperor will not take the goddess well.

But when these courtiers saw the dignified emperor lose face, they would be put in small shoes by the emperor.

But Ah Cha didn't care what these ministers thought.

She has been unhappy with them for a long time, and she just took advantage of the opportunity to embarrass the Dog Emperor this time to knock them well, which can be regarded as paving a little way for the eldest princess to win over the courtiers after she leaves Beijing.

The Emperor has been revisited more than a dozen times, but each time he has been rewound to the original point and started again, so he has not been able to successfully cross the original point.

"Goddess, I'm ......"

"Emperor, the Sincere Spirit Deity has already told you, if you really don't want to, start the ritual yourself."

The ceremonies have begun, and if you really make the goddess angry, then you will lose more than you gain

So the Dog Emperor almost didn't hesitate at all, and quickly expressed his attitude.

"No, no, no, I know, I'll do it!"

After speaking, as if he was afraid that Ah Cha would leave suddenly, he immediately made an extremely standard three bows and nine bows.

It's the kind of standard that can't be faulted with the tea.

"Well, the emperor is good this time, so keep it up."

After saying this, Ah Cha himself was stunned for a moment.

Good guy, I really have that kind of strict teacher's smell.

So on a whim, she attached a compliment to every standard three bows and nine bows of the emperor.

"Yes, that's good."

"Go on, hold on."

……

She was like building a professional praise group, she was tired of boasting, and she raised her hand to attract the right minister.

"Right Minister, the deity is a little tired of speaking, knowing that you know etiquette, let you watch the emperor's movements."

"You have to remember, the emperor didn't do a good job, but you didn't see it, the emperor is going to go back to square one."

Forehead......

It was the first time that the right minister regretted that he had come to the court and offended Ah Cha.

Originally, he should have been grounded at home yesterday, but because he thought that the goddess might make a big move today, he specially begged the emperor to let him come to the court again.

But he never thought that the goddess would find herself such a job to offend the Dog Emperor to do.

"What? Is the right minister unwilling to help the emperor correct his actions? ”

Her words had just come out when the Emperor's sharp gaze followed.

"No, the minister does."

Agreeing now is the best way for him to be like a goddess for the time being.

Seeing him like this, Ah Cha was satisfied, and waved his hand to signal them to continue the ceremony.

But the right minister still didn't dare him, he almost didn't dare to blink his eyes, so he could only slow down with the emperor's pace and walk slowly.

He kept hinting in his heart that he should be careful and cautious, and he was also praying that the emperor's movements must be standard, so that the goddess could not see any clues.

But I'm afraid of what's coming.

Just when he was already covered in a cold sweat, Ah Cha's questioning words came randomly.

"Right Minister, are you so unfamiliar with etiquette?"

"The emperor bowed at the wrong angle, but you didn't point it out, do you, as a courtier, just want to keep watching the emperor go wrong like this and be forced to fall back to square one?"

A big crime was smashed down, and the right face was distorted, and he almost wanted to kneel down with his legs and feet weak.

"Goddess, the minister is really ......"

"Enough! Don't be an eyesore in front of the deity! ”

Ah Cha just wanted to teach him a lesson and rub his momentum, but now that the goal has been achieved, of course, let him get out of his sight.

But the emperor is different.

He is now going crazy from being tortured by this three knocks and nine bows, both physically and psychologically.

Now it's even more out that the right minister didn't notice that his actions were going to go back to the original point, so how could it be done.

The emperor's heart, along with yesterday's events, left a deep mark on the right minister.

But he couldn't, he didn't want to care about the emperor's face anymore, and looked at Ah Cha pitifully.

"Goddess, I've been gone for a while, wouldn't it be too troublesome to go back to square one."

As everyone knows, his words are in the heart of Ah Cha.

Originally, she didn't bother to have the patience to accompany the emperor to come again from the beginning, but now the emperor's initiative to mention it is exactly what she wants.

"Emperor, it's not a matter of three things, you can not go back to square one this time, but you still need to find a credible courtier to supervise you for the deity."

"The rules are still according to the right phase, if it's not right, then Hugh will blame the deity."

The words of warning have been said here, and the opportunity has been given again, how could the emperor not know each other.

He knew each other very well, and his eyes swept around several times among the ministers, and finally chose the Ministry of Rites.

He didn't believe it, and the Ministry of Etiquette personally supervised him, and his actions could still be wrong.

The emperor's desire for life was aroused at once, and with the fact that he wanted to end the ritual earlier, and even returned to the original point with fear, his movements immediately became standard and fast.

Ah Cha looked at it and wanted to laugh.

From her perspective on the sedan chair, the dog emperor is now bowing three times and bowing one after another, really like a zombie who has just swindled the corpse from the coffin board, jumping here and there.

She was a little more energetic when she watched the play, but the eldest princess quietly went to see Jinlan.

That's right, today's eldest princess shouldn't have entered the palace, but she came to the palace this time, on the surface, she was asking the queen mother to ask for peace and check on the emperor's situation, but in fact, she just wanted to see Jinlan.

Yesterday, when Ah Cha talked so much about the relationship between Zhang Ming's identity and Jinlan, she felt that something was wrong.

It's nothing else, it's that Jinlan's behavior yesterday was too abnormal.

Based on the understanding she has known as a friend for many years, she does not think that Jinlan will be such a calm person who restrains her emotions.

After she returned home yesterday, the more she thought about it, the more uneasy she became, so she made such a special trip.

Jin Lan was humming a little song and fiddling with the clothes of the Dog Emperor, and at first glance he was quite surprised when he saw the figure of the eldest princess.

"Eldest princess? What are you doing here? ”

Before the eldest princess could answer her question, her eyes were drawn to the pile of clothes beside her.

"What are you doing here?"

If she was not mistaken, these clothes belonged to her good royal brother, and they should never have appeared here so easily.

Jinlan casually held one up and asked, "Do you mean these clothes?" ”

The eldest princess swallowed her saliva and nodded subconsciously.

"Oh, these are the reasons why I specially opened the dog emperor on the grounds that I wanted to embroider a golden dragon, so that he could wear only a shirt to bow three times and bow nine times today."

The eldest princess's surprise now is not something that words can express, she looks Jinlan up and down as if she is looking at a monster.

"He's wearing a shirt?"

(End of chapter)