Chapter 340: Just a Little Joke
As soon as Chen Kan opened his mouth, he immediately couldn't fix Zhou Shi.
Because he found that Chen Kan didn't follow the routines at all, and the officialdom routines he had sorted out at home were completely useless at the moment.
But Chen Kan's words he couldn't help but answer, so he had to try his best to lead the topic in the direction he wanted: "The soldiers of the three battalions heard that Hou Ye was coming, and they were all looking forward to it. It's good..."
Chen Kan took over the conversation and said slowly: "It's better to prepare early and give Ben Hou a dismount?" ”
"Huh?"
Hearing this, Zhou Shi suddenly exclaimed in surprise, and his eyes revealed a bit of incredibleness.
Can this be said directly?
Cold sweat fell down his earlobes all of a sudden, and Zhou Shi hurriedly got up and gave his hand: "Master Hou forgives his sins, the last general will never have this intention." ”
"Heh~"
Chen Kan sneered and said in a deep voice: "You are a big old man, just say it directly, don't engage in the style of crepe, you should know who Benhou's teacher is, and the officialdom Benhou knows better than you." ”
As soon as a sentence came out, Zhou Shi's color immediately changed: "What is the Hou Ye saying, the last general can't understand it." ”
Chen Kan cocked Erlang's legs, looked at Zhou Shi, whose expression had changed drastically, and said indifferently: "Didn't you come today just to give Ben Hou a dismount?" ”
Zhou Shi's face suddenly turned ugly: "The last general really doesn't know what Hou Ye is talking about. ”
Chen Kan ignored his and said with a smile: "Let Ben Hou guess, someone should give you an idea, telling you that Ben Hou is here, and your days of being powerful in Beijing will come to an end, and the military power of the Beijing division will be taken away by Ben Hou, so you will hurriedly prepare a car of gifts to see Ben Hou."
The purpose is to tell Ben Hou that the entire Jingshi is under the control of your General Zhou, and you know Ben Hou's whereabouts well, in a vain attempt to make Ben Hou jealous and delay time for you, right? ”
Zhou Shi was shocked, looked at Chen Kan like a ghost, and said in a trembling voice: "Master Hou, you, the last general... The last general has no such intention, the last general is here today, really just to congratulate the Hou Ye on his housewarming. ”
Seeing Zhou Shi's panicked appearance, Chen Kan suddenly laughed and said, "Hahahaha, General Zhou, don't get me wrong, Ben Hou is just joking with you." ”
"Huh?"
Zhou Shi was stunned for a moment, then pulled out a far-fetched smile on his face, and echoed: "Master Hou, Master Hou is really humorous." ”
"It's not a secret, Ben Hou also thinks so, in the entire Jingshi, there is no one who doesn't know that I, Chen Kan, am famous for my humor and good to get along with."
Chen Kan smiled and agreed, and then said with a sad smile: "Let Ben Hou guess again, the person who General Zhou is working in the Beijing Division should be that guy from Ru Yu, right?" ”
Zhou Shi: "......"
Zhou Shi is really about to cry, why doesn't this Hou Ye follow the plot at all.
Although the master did plan for him this way when he was in the house, before he came, the master didn't tell him how he would deal if Chen Kan didn't follow the routine.
Seeing Zhou Shi's few words, he was frightened and panicked, and Chen Kan suddenly had a trace of bad taste in his heart.
Immediately, his face sank and said: "General Zhou's face is ugly, Ben Hou is just joking with you, what, General Zhou's expression, is Ben Hou really guessing right?" ”
Zhou Shi suddenly was at a loss and said with a sad face: "Hou Ye, Hou Ye forgives the sin, the last general really doesn't dare to have such a rebellious idea, the last general is wronged." ”
"Hehehe, why is General Zhou so bold, it's just a joke, please don't take it to heart."
Chen Kan's face changed again, with a shy smile on his face, coupled with a sincere look, he instantly turned into a masculine and cheerful big boy.
With a subtle smile on his face, Chen Kan's heart was about to blossom.
Cong Yuncheng told him that the moment Zhou Shi appeared outside the mansion gate, Chen Kan saw through Zhou Shi's calculations.
In the past few years, the people who have dealt with Chen Kan are all old foxes in the court, or they are the cunning White Lotus Sect, who has never seen such a clumsy method.
simply made Zhou Shi doubt his life, and at present, the effect is surprisingly good.
Just a few words, there were beads of sweat the size of beans rolling down Zhou Shi's forehead.
And Zhou Shi saw Chen Kan's face change quickly, and a chill suddenly felt in his heart.
He understood that this Hou Ye had already seen through his little thoughts, and now he was purely playing fun with him.
He also discussed with his master for a long time, and came up with this plan that he thought was seamless.
As a result, this Hou Ye even said the object of his targeting.
It turned out that the two of them were not people of the same rank at all, which was terrifying.
Zhou Shi's face turned pale for a moment, and he arched his hand and said, "Master Hou, the last general... Weekend... The last general is wooden by nature and is not very good at joking. ”
Chen Kan bowed: "Ben Hou knows." ”
As soon as he heard this, Zhou Shi suddenly sat back on the stone bench like a deflated ball.
At this moment, he felt like a clown.
Seeing the gloomy look on Zhou Shi's face, Chen Kan raised his eyebrows, and then restrained the expression on his face.
said indifferently: "Zhou Shi, to be honest, your methods are very clumsy, and you can even be said to be low-level, and you can't get on the stage at all." ”
A look of anger appeared on Zhou Shi's face, and just as he wanted to refute, he suddenly caught a glimpse of Chen Kan's deep eyes.
Then I couldn't help but feel numb on my scalp, and the words of rebuttal stuck in my throat.
The contempt in those eyes seemed to tell him silently that he was just an ant, completely unqualified to be the opponent of the person in front of him, and not even enough to make the person in front of him look at him squarely.
At the same time, he saw a strong killing intent in those eyes.
Zhou Shi's mind quickly flashed through what Chen Kan had done in Jingshi, and in the next second, fear quickly occupied his entire heart.
He had no doubt that if he dared to say the wrong word again, the young Hou Ye in front of him would end his life in an instant.
"Goo~"
The sound of swallowing saliva sounded.
Zhou Shi suppressed the fear in his heart, sorted out his thoughts, and arched his hand: "Master Hou, the last general will know his mistake, this matter is the idea of the master in the house."
He told the last general that Hou Ye was here to replace the position of the last general, and if the last general did not fight back, he could only be kicked out by Hou Ye and become a stepping stone for Hou Ye to go to a high position.
The last general was also blinded by lard, so he would listen to the slander of others, and asked Hou Ye to spare the last general. ”
Chen Kan tactically leaned back, and said expressionlessly: "Your master is right, Ben Hou is replacing you, but Ben Hou Silai, your master shouldn't have read many books, right?" ”
Zhou Shi: "? ”
What does this have to do with how many books my master has read?
However, Chen Kan asked, and Zhou Shi didn't dare not answer now, so he had to lower his head and say in a deep voice: "The master in the last general's mansion is just an old boy who hasn't been admitted to the show." ”
Chen Kan showed an expression on his face, and said indifferently: "Yes, if there is a scholar who shows off his talent and fame, who will work for you." ”
Zhou Shi's face flushed, but he didn't know how to refute.
Because Chen Kan is telling the truth, the northern scholars are not as good as the south.
Scholars who can show off their talents and fame are either summoned by the imperial court to study in the Guozijian, or they are continuing to study and prepare for the examination.
No matter how bad it is, if you go to the county office, you can mix the errand of a scribe, so why bother to surrender your identity and give him a stinky hill as a master.
It's good to be able to find an old boy with effective power.
Chen Kan continued to mend the knife and said: "As long as you can casually find a nine-rank civil official to ask for advice, you will know that although Benhou is here to take your place, you are not qualified to become a stepping stone for Benhou." ”
An extremely contemptuous sentence came out of Chen Kan's mouth, but it made Zhou Shi fall into silence.
Although he was very reluctant to believe it, he could tell from Chen Kan's indifferent expression that this Hou Ye was just telling an insignificant truth.
After a while, Zhou Shi made a difficult decision, he got up and knelt in front of Chen Kan, and said to him: "Hou Ye, the last general is blinded by lard today, and I also ask Hou Ye to give the last general another chance, and in the future, on the battlefield, the last general will fight bravely to kill the enemy, in order to repay Hou Ye's kindness today." ”
Chen Kan smiled: "That's right, you are a martial artist, and a military general must look like a military general."
But if you bring the soldiers in the army to storm Ben Hou's mansion today, and give Ben Hou a dismount in a dignified manner, Ben Hou respects you as a man.
However, if you want to learn from those literati to play with their hearts, even if you play with your hearts, you still play so clumsily, it is simply ridiculous and generous. ”
Zhou Shi knelt in front of Chen Kan, and after hearing this, a trace of shame suddenly flashed on his face.
"Alright, get up."
Chen Kan smiled indifferently and called Zhou Shi up.
"Since you know it's wrong, then Ben Hou will give you another chance, go back and rectify the unhealthy trends in the army, and in a few days the Hou will come to the military camp to inspect, you know what kind of soldiers Ben Hou wants to see."
After beating Zhou Shi, Chen Kan casually stopped and motioned for him to leave.
Zhou Shi got up and saluted: "The last general will definitely not disappoint Master Hou." ”
Chen Kan nodded indifferently: "By the way, bring your things back, the Hou family is rich, and you won't be greedy for your three melons and two dates." ”
Zhou Shi's footsteps paused, and he looked back and said, "Master Hou, this is a little bit of the general's heart." ”
Chen Kan got up and walked to Zhou Shi's side, grabbed his shoulders and said with a smile: "Didn't your master teach you how to give gifts?" ”
"Nope."
Zhou Shi spit out two words with difficulty.
Chen Kan said in a low voice: "Don't blame you for being old and just a five-grade thing, Benhou will teach you to be a good person, and give gifts to your boss in the future, it's best to listen to the opinions of professionals, even if you go to the county government to ask for advice, your master should fire him as soon as possible, otherwise he will kill you sooner or later." ”
Zhou Shi looked confused, how can he give a gift if he doesn't give it like this?
Chen Kan said with a look of hatred: "Give gifts to Shangguan in public, do you think Shangguan died fast enough?" ”
A word woke up the person in the dream, Zhou Shi's face turned white, and he said in a trembling voice: "Master Hou forgives the sin, Yan... When His Majesty was in Beiping, he was very strict in governing the army, and the last general really did not experience these things. ”
"There is something to do today, only six thousand, please forgive me."