357 I can still hurt you

The God of Wealth is welcomed on the fifth day of the first month of Shacheng, so you have to prepare good wine and food for the God of Wealth at night.

When I got up in the morning, I set off a firecracker, which blew up a few lazy girls to wake up directly from their dreams, and then looked at the time, and turned their heads back and continued to sleep.

I first showed off some fried rice cakes, and when Zhang Haonan was eating and strolling outside, Zhang Haodong's wife told him that Mai Lisu was received by Zhang Haodong yesterday.

"Haonan, Haodong said that he was not interested in Tigan, do you want to persuade him?"

"Let him be, it's not three or five years old, it's okay."

“……”

Zhang Haodong's wife was silent for a while and left in a huff.

Zhang Haodong has been on vacation these days, and he called back to chat when he had nothing to do, mainly because he thought of something delicious, so he urged Zhang Haonan to hurry up and deliver the goods.

What is Meris, Malt Milk Essence, Beef Jerky, Pork Jerky...... Even spicy strips and spicy bean skin, he suddenly wanted to taste them.

The requirements are not high, just a large amount.

While Zhang Haonan perfunctorily walked away from Zhang Haodong's wife, far away next to the Chikan Customs in Leizhou, Zhang Haodong took a few comrades-in-arms to eat noodles.

Unlike Zhang Haonan, who was wrapped in a down jacket at home, this product is now a pair of long sleeves, and then with his comrades-in-arms at the familiar boss, while getting powder, he ordered five plates of white chopped chicken in the "Lei Ji" next door.

The rural customs are very different in various places, and Gusu is mostly opened on the eighth day of the new year, but here in Leizhou, the market will be "opened" on the fifth day of the new year.

When Zhang Haodong was eating chicken, the small streets were full of lion dance teams and firecrackers.

The rumbling movement of gongs and drums is much more lively than that of my hometown.

"Zhang Haodong, you can really eat."

"I'm a fart, my brother can eat better than me, one year we had an uncle who bought a sheep's neck and came back, and he was seven years old at the time, and he ate a whole sheep's neck by himself."

“……”

This is a seven year old?!

"By the way, squad leader Liang, you really don't plan to serve a second time?"

"Where there is money at home."

Several people are almost the same as bald heads, and their skin is no different from that of fishermen who fish all year round, but they know that they are not fishermen because of their eyes and temperament and the posture of sitting there.

"When you get acquainted with my brother, let him help you take your aunt to Yangcheng or Songjiang to have a look, where the medical conditions are also good."

"Haodong, I'm still a little bottomless ...... now"

"I understand, after all, if I'm like this, normal people will wonder how strong my brother can be. But you've also asked about 'Dragon Shield Security', and the strength is no problem, right? ”

"Yes, no problem, but your brother ...... this year Twenty years old, right? ”

"Yes."

"Haodong, a twenty-year-old person, I don't say I don't believe it, I just think, how can a twenty-year-old person ...... Right. ”

"Hey, squad leader Liang, what I say now is nonsense, and when you finish the formalities and leave the army, it will be convenient to really understand it. When the time comes, I don't need to say anything else, I will go to Gusu to play first, and then go to my brother by the way. Seeing is believing, hearing is false. ”

After that, Zhang Haodong said again, "Remember to move the goods with me for a while, my brother said that cigarettes, malt milk essence and other things will be sent to the affiliated hospital." It's a lot. ”

"Why did you send it to the hospital?"

"You're stupid, a lot of stuff, and there's smoke. Don't open the box and grab it all the clean, just cool off outside. ”

spit out a groove with his comrades-in-arms in the same period, and then Zhang Haodong gnawed on the white chopping chicken and said, "Squad leader Liang, you are not my squad leader, but we are a company, I definitely can't pit you." Believe me, three months later, you will go to my hometown in person, and after meeting my brother, you will understand whether what I said is true or false. ”

After that, Zhang Haodong vomited his bones and said to several other comrades-in-arms, "In the first phase of our life, if you are not willing to serve for the second time, come with me, and take care of food and housing." ”

"Tung Tsai is so powerful, isn't he?"

"So what's not? Go back to your hometown to plant betel nut taro or sweet potato? Don't be stupid, my brother is worth a billion yuan, and I don't disclose people with shallow relationships. ”

“……”

“……”

Squad leader Liang was silent, Zhang Haodong, this kid ...... Oil and salt do not enter, but obey the command.

But such a soldier can't wait to blow his hometown brother as "Captain China".

But every month, there are "gift packages" sent from Gusu or Jiankang, and it is not okay to be unsatisfied.

Zhang Haodong played really well with the pleasing one.

"Squad Leader Liang, you first explore the path for your brothers, lest you say that I Zhang Haodong is blowing nonsense, am I that kind of person? Also, the tone must be strict, don't spread it around. In the past few years, as long as you don't die and don't continue to work in the army, our brothers will do the same. ”

"It's done!"

"it, it's tea!"

Zhang Haodong, who was scolding, picked up the teacup, and then raised his glass and said, "Damn, it's done!" ”

"It's done!"

Even the veteran squad leader Liang raised his glass.

Whatever, what do you want to do so much, if you are in the army for a day, you should be a good soldier for a day first, and don't think about what you have or not.

Originally, I didn't plan to drink, but I found wine in the mailroom of Hailu Affiliated Hospital, and my grandmother dripped it, and I was done.

After going back, Zhang Haodong hurriedly found a phone call to Zhang Haonan and asked him not to get any more wine.

"Something wrong with you? It's you who let you send it, and it's you who doesn't let it go, what's the situation? ”

Zhang Haonan was also speechless.

"A few old watches who play well, drink too much and drink to death, how can they stand it like this again and again. I'm going to quit drinking. ”

“……”

One thing to say, originally this cousin's body shape was quite suitable for playing Lu Bu, but now, it seems that not only martial arts is suitable for playing Lu Bu, but also literary drama.

It seems that his military career has made him haggard as well.

Then Zhang Haodong talked to him about a veteran who was about to be discharged from the army, and there was a long holiday in April, and he would officially leave the army in September.

I will go to Gusu in April to play, of course, this matter must be a family trip, and then Boss Zhang, who is a "model of supporting the police and the army", will pay for it......

Zhang Haodong's meaning is also very simple, just give some sincerity, this veteran surnamed Liang just wants to make some money to treat his old mother.

The matter was simple, Zhang Haonan agreed, and then asked: "There is no risk in training in the army, right?" ”

"It's fine."

Zhang Haodong didn't talk much about this, and Zhang Haonan also understood it, and it seemed that it was really bitter.

"Just wait for the day when you come back and help me."

"Okay."

After hanging up the phone, Zhang Haodong, who had drunk too much, found a place to sober up, and then lit a cigarette.

At this point in the year, he can rest assured to drink some wine and smoke some cigarettes, but in the end, the cigarette is still not finished, and he is not used to this thing after all.

It's just that when he relieves fatigue and relieves stress, he can come to a stick that can make him not think about it.

When I was about to go back, another figure appeared outside the cordon, not tall, with a little dark skin, carrying a basket of things that I don't know if it was a banana, and after seeing Zhang Haodong, he walked over to greet him a little shyly: "You have been drinking." ”

"No, there is a rule that you can't drink. I don't smoke either. ”

“……”

And when squad leader Liang walked over with a person on his shoulder, he greeted with a smile: "Xiao Chen is here again." ”

looked at Zhang Haodong's body type, and then looked at the little girl's body shape, Liang squad leader thought that it was not very suitable......

Zhang Haodong also has a headache, this local "cousin" surnamed Chen is the granddaughter of a fellow villager who was saved by him, and then he was entangled with him.

The family of this "cousin" also admired Zhang Haodong and said that as long as he nodded, it would be no problem to pay for Yangcheng to work hard in the future.

In short, it's annoying.

Zhang Haodong didn't tell Zhang Haonan about this, after all, this old brother is the reincarnation of the "God of Wealth", and he is also a beast of the five families...... Oh no, it's a "love saint", asking Zhang Haonan about this, theoretically a professional counterpart.

But I never expected that as soon as Zhang Haonan heard that this "cousin" was called Chen Nianci, he immediately said that the elder brother was better to his sister-in-law, and in the future, if the elder brother and I went bankrupt, the two of you could still go to Yangcheng to sell milk tea.

The address Zhang Haonan has been chosen for Zhang Haodong, and he will count his fingers, there will be a commercial plaza within five years, and it is not a dream to earn 500,000 yuan a year.

Zhang Haonan also had such a scene before he was reborn, but it was a long time later, and it would take more than a year for Zhang Haodong to call back and mention Chen Nianci to Zhang Haonan.

A little girl who is still in secondary school, and then when Zhang Haonan is in his graduation season, Zhang Haodong will not marry.

is tall and has been a soldier, and his hometown is Gusu, so the conditions should be good, if you don't want this, what else do you need?

In short, Chen Nianci may have been just grateful at first, and then he was completely eyeing Zhang Haodong.

Not to mention, after persisting for a few years, Zhang Haodong was really taken care of.

After that, the wedding was made up at the government hotel.

A few years before the make-up wedding, that is, Zhang Haobei and Zhang Haodong had a big fight, and after the brother broke up, Zhang Hao went southeast to Yangcheng.

Anyway, life will be okay after that, Chen Nianci's sister-in-law is indeed a good family, and now that Zhang Haonan heard that his brother was fishing in advance, how could he continue to engage in bullshit love long-distance running.

So I told Zhang Haodong that when I met a good girl, I would get married after I retired from the army.

Then today, Zhang Haodong, who "has a rule not to drink" and "doesn't smoke", said to the local "cousin" surnamed Chen: "In this way, when I leave the army, if it is suitable, we will get married." ”

The comrades-in-arms that squad leader Liang was carrying on his shoulders woke up at that time.

"Squad leader, I now believe that Dongzai's younger brother has a billion yuan."

"I believe it too."

It's outrageous.

Looking at "Xiao Chen" who turned around and ran, squad leader Liang looked at Zhang Haodong with admiration, I'll take it, this is okay?

And Zhang Haodong's brain is also a little stuck, and he stupidly shares the bananas in the basket with his comrades......

The next day, Zhang Haonan took Zhao Feiyan to his uncle Cai Daxia to pay New Year's greetings, but as soon as he got two plates of mutton from the merchant bridge for the old man, Zhang Haodong actually called again.

"No, you're still fake? Today, the sixth day of the Lunar New Year, you shouldn't have a holiday, right? ”

"I'm just making a phone call."

"What?"

"That little girl came to her house, and said that she would confirm the relationship first, and she was going to set up dozens of tables to invite my company's comrades-in-arms to be lively together."

"What a good thing! Do you want a bride price? Say a bride price. ”

"I didn't say that I wanted a bride price, but I asked what the conditions at home were, if not, it was okay to come to Chen's house to do things, and I could arrange to go to Yangcheng to open a morning tea shop and sell rice rolls or something."

"Yes, yes, it's a reasonable family, so buy a gold bracelet as a gift. Take it directly! ”

"But she's a little young, and she's still in secondary school......"

"What's wrong with going to secondary school? Didn't my wife hook up at this age? ”

On the side, Zhao Feiyan shouted directly: "Zhang Haonan, what are you talking nonsense?!" ”

Zhang Haodong on the other end of the phone was directly numb, his brain was a little unable to turn, and he felt as if something was wrong, but his brother has always been smart, and he will definitely not pit himself.

If you feel that you are against common sense, it must be that there is something wrong with yourself and common sense, how can Zhang Haonan be wrong, he is in the intensive class of No. 1 Middle School, the smartest among his peers.

"In this way, I'll arrange for Uncle Zhiqin to bring a few people over, the gold bracelet will always be wanted, otherwise what will it look like."

"...... in the Army"

"Determine the relationship, and it's not a violation of the marriage law, what are you afraid of."

"Then I'll listen to you."

"Nonsense, I can still hurt you."

Then in the afternoon of the same day, Zhang Haodong was supervised and slipped away by the political commissar of the regiment, and was trained as a grandson.

So from the writing check, the straight line slipped into a "talented and beautiful pair", of course, whether it can be done depends on two and a half years later.

Zhang Haodong looked confused throughout the whole process, damn, this is what Zhang Haonan said "what are you afraid of"?!

Isn't this a pit man?!

But he can't make a phone call now, and at the end of the day, the brothers know that the tallest and strongest one in the company is fierce in all aspects.

"Hey, Haodong, Haodong, Zhang Haodong, let's talk about it, let's talk about it, why do you still have a wife?"

"Get out!"

"Hahahahaha......"

Looking at the grizzled Zhang Haodong, several classes of people came over to watch the excitement.

"What do you look like? Have you seen that? ”

"Squad Leader Liang has seen it."

"It's not easy for me to talk about it, other people's emotional problems are not very easy to talk about."

", Zhang Haodong is really good, this little girl on the street is really not afraid of you?"

"I'm not ugly, my brothers are all well-dressed, except for my brother. Well...... I didn't say that. ”

Zhang Haodong then glanced at himself in the mirror, "It's okay, it's not fierce." ”

"Hahahahaha......"

In the midst of laughter, the company commander walked in with a sad face, and after blasting away the group of people watching the excitement, he walked up to Zhang Haodong and said, "This matter is serious and serious, but it is not serious, but it is not serious." It's mainly the attitude of the local folks, and I don't object to falling in love, but in your case, I really want to kick you to death, who the taught you to do that?! ”

"My brother."

“……”

The company commander really wants to spray this guy is a pig brain, you are a brother and listen to your brother's nonsense?

But the matter has come to this point, and the Chen family has not made any trouble, and continues to maintain the pattern of "joining the army and supporting the army model village", so there is no need to take the initiative to make things ugly.

Zhang Haodong's inspection has not fallen, but the evaluation of this matter has to be considered again.

This soldier is good at everything, but he has a bit of a problem with his brain.

"Fuck ......"

The scolding company commander was so angry that he turned to leave.

And Zhang Haodong, who stayed in place, was still confused, he didn't know where the matter was serious, nor did he know where it was not, what he was best at was just something that didn't use his brain.

Training hard and obeying commands, that's probably his specialty.

However, Chen Nianci and his family came over to look at Zhang Haodong again, and by the way, they brought an old man back to approve the eight characters.

Especially Chen Nianci's father, he fell in love with Zhang Haodong at a glance, and praised his second daughter Chen Nianci, thinking that the girl has a good eye.

(End of chapter)