Chapter 18: I Obtain the Watermelon, the Sweet King of the Universe

The system ignored Jiang Chen, he understood Jiang Chen.

[Little Village Chief APP]: Melon field, under the moon, a rue, a steel fork, this is how many people's teenage dream!

You've been silent in tall buildings for too long, it's time to come out and find the sky of your childhood!

[Price Reminder]: This watermelon is the sweet king watermelon of the universe, which beats the earth 8424 and Meizhu, so it is expensive.

This watermelon, a pound of seeds is sold for 50 yuan!

"Come on, why don't you just pull down for fifty a price!"

After Jiang Chen finished speaking, the system jumped out again:

[Mission Reminder]: Plant three acres of watermelons and let the people taste the taste of aliens.

In addition, the old fan head of Fan Jiatun seems to have encountered some difficulties, go and help him!

After the system prompted, Jiang Chen ......

Do you have an end to your dog's day?

I just helped Sun Daqin and Chang Hongfu here, and you gave me the whole old fan?

Can't you let Lao Tzu rest for a while?

However, the system ignored Jiang Chen......

Just help, but how could he, Jiang Chen, have suffered such grievances?

The more you think about it, the more you lose, and the more you take a step back, the more angry you become.

What's more, it's not dawn yet, what are you letting him do in the long night?

Grass, what else can you do, Jiang Chen silently unscrewed the village horn switch...

"It's a meeting, it's a meeting, the village cadres are going to the village department for a meeting!"

A few minutes later, Jiang Chen rang the horn again: "Zhiqiang, Zhiqiang, the village chief called you for a meeting!" ”

Dogs barked in the village, and a motorbike rushed into the village with a man who had gone mad.

Bang!

Xu Zhiqiang kicked open the door, his hair was messy, he held a kitchen knife in his hand, and he went up and slashed it on the meeting table in the village.

"You dick, are you going to be finished? Still don't let people sleep? ”

"I'm telling you, it's better to have something, or I'll kill you today!"

After the irascible Xu Zhiqiang finished speaking, Jiang Chen waved his hand and motioned for him to sit down.

"Don't be impatient, Comrade Zhiqiang, I have to criticize you for this."

"Don't look at the village as a small collective, it is also a river and lake, what do the rivers and lakes pay attention to?"

"Is it a fight and a kill? No! The rivers and lakes pay attention to human feelings and sophistication! ”

"Look at me, how much I love you? Who else didn't come? What about Sun Aiguo? ”

"Patriotic, patriotic, the village chief shouted that you had a meeting, and the village chief called you a meeting!"

After Sun Aiguo, who was far away in Sunjiatun, heard the broadcast, he couldn't wait to strangle himself with a rope!

Half an hour later, when a group of village cadres came to the conference room with a tired look, Jiang Chen announced a good news to everyone while drinking tea.

"Comrades, it's time to earn money!"

"In the land of Unfinished Mountain, I decided to plant watermelons in the village!"

After Jiang Chen finished speaking, the sleepy-eyed Sun Aiguo slapped the table and stood up: "I'm anyway!" ”

It doesn't matter what he says, anyway, it's right to oppose it!

"I'm against it too! You didn't make any money planting tomatoes last time, so what are your ideas this time? ”

"Village chief, you don't know how expensive oil and rice are."

"Do you know how much money our village owes right now?"

"Don't say that we grow watermelons in the mountains, we can't grow grass, you know?"

After a group of people finished speaking, Jiang Chen had already expected it.

Hehe, did I call you here so that you could grow watermelons with me?

I've suffered from the system, and someone has to take care of it for me.

They are all serving the villagers, how can I suffer the sin alone?

"If you want to get rich, plant melons first, my comrades!"

If you want to get rich, plant melons first? What a truth, I haven't heard of it!

Therefore, Xu Zhiqiang slapped the table a little unpleasantly and said: "It's good to plant melons, so why don't you plant them?" ”

After Xu Zhiqiang finished speaking, the captain of the armed team also slapped the table and said: "The deputy village chief is right, you make so much money, why don't you grow watermelons, village chief?" ”

"Don't think we don't know that you can't sell tomatoes and lose money, if you are a good person, you can grow your own watermelon!"

After the captain finished speaking, Sun Aiguo's eyes rolled, there is!

This time, he thought of a good way to make Jiang Chen tired and lose money!

"Village chief, you like to grow melons so much, or you have the land next to the tomato field??"

After Sun Aiguo finished speaking, Hu Guifen also became agitated: "Village chief, you have to believe in yourself, how can you give up just because tomatoes don't make money?" ”

"It's a man, just wrap it up and show it to the two of them!"

A group of people took Jiang Chen for a fool.

On the land of Unfinished Mountain, let alone planting watermelons, it is enough to plant grass, of course, tomatoes are just an accident!

After a group of people finished speaking, how could Jiang Chen not satisfy them?

"I'll pack it, I will pack it, you don't plant, I'll plant!"

After Jiang Chen finished speaking, Sun Aiguo's face turned into a chrysanthemum, this person is really easy to be fooled!

As long as you are willing to lose money, even if you don't need money, I have to plant it for you!

"Village chief, I know that you are the one who will not admit defeat."

"That's it, these three acres of land are still the old price, how about three hundred per acre?!"

After Sun Aiguo finished speaking, all the village cadres raised their hands and agreed: "I agree with Accountant Sun's words, and I will give 301 mu to the village chief!" ”

After the group of people finished speaking, Jiang Chen pretended to be embarrassed and said, "Okay, then I'll wrap him up for 20 years first!" ”

After Jiang Chen finished speaking, Sun Aiguo had another plan: "Village chief, our land can't be so cheap for nothing." ”

"Our price is so low, it is really for the village chief to actually grow melons and really lead the people to get rich."

"So, we have to have strings attached, we have to plant, and we can't let the ground panic."

Treacherous!

What is treachery?

As long as Jiang Chen chooses to farm, he has to water, fertilize, and apply pesticides, and the more he invests, the more Jiang Chen will lose.

When Jiang Chen lost his red eye, could he not be greedy for money with them?

After Sun Aiguo finished speaking, Jiang Chen didn't even think about agreeing.

What are you kidding, how can I leave the land desolate?

I lost my inorganic watermelon in the field, I didn't water or fertilize, and I sold the watermelon at any time to stabilize the price, and it was difficult for me not to make money!

Xu Zhiqiang hurriedly asked people to make an agreement, and he was afraid that Jiang Chen would not be fooled.

After the agreement came out, Xu Zhiqiang pushed the agreement in front of Jiang Chen: "Village chief, sign it." ”

After Xu Zhiqiang finished speaking, Jiang Chen signed his name without saying a word.

"Dismiss!"

After Jiang Chen finished speaking, Sun Aiguo and Xu Zhiqiang walked out of the gate shoulder to shoulder.

As soon as he walked out of the gate, Xu Zhiqiang patted Sun Aiguo's shoulder and said, "Old Sun, it has to be you, otherwise he can't be fooled by this!" ”

"Hehe, now the melon baby is too tender."

"At the end of the agreement, I marked it in small print, once the land is wasted, he will have to compensate the original rent of 100,000 yuan in the village!"

After Sun Aiguo finished speaking, Xu Zhiqiang laughed: "You have to be a treacherous scholar, no, smart!" ”

"This 100,000 yuan, we can eat a roasted whole sheep for a few years!"

Hu Guifen also followed suit: "Isn't it, people are patriotic, and they are graduating from junior high school!" ”

After a group of people finished speaking, Jiang Chen turned on the microphone: "Zhiqiang, patriotic, Gui Fen, don't worry." ”

"Even if you embezzle the subsistence money, I will let you eat roast whole sheep!"

After Jiang Chen finished speaking, several people who were scolding Jiang Chen instantly became numb!

"Fuck, you get me out! I promise not to kill you! ”