Chapter 31: I'm tired, let me evaporate from the world

Running to the tomato garden, there were only six people left behind Jiang Chen.

Even so, each of these six people was colored, of course, not blood but watermelon juice.

"Don't come here, if you go any further, you'll be miserable!"

After Jiang Chen finished speaking, where did the young people listen to him?

"Wait, let me catch you, who is miserable is not certain!"

After saying that, they rushed towards Jiang Chen with sticks.

Seeing this group of people looking for a beating like this, Jiang Chen sighed.

It's time to let you know how good Tomato Shooter is!

So Jiang Chen quickly picked two green tomatoes and took a few rounds.

"Walk you!"

After Jiang Chen finished speaking, there was a whoosh, and the green tomato smashed on the stomach of a thug.

Just in an instant, the guy felt a meteorite hit him on the earth, and then his whole person bent over like a shrimp: "Whew......"

There was a huge pain, and the guy lay on the ground and convulsed.

Seeing this, the other thugs ran desperately towards Jiang Chen, Jiang Chen picked a few more tomatoes and swished, and the bullet-like tomatoes quickly knocked down the two thugs.

When Jiang Chen was about to pick tomatoes again, the remaining three thugs had already rushed in front of him.

Bang!

The thug smashed over with a stick, Jiang Chen lowered his head and dodged, and the tomatoes on the branches fell with a clatter.

"Oops, my tomatoes!"

After Jiang Chen finished speaking distressedly, he turned his head and went into the tomato field.

Wait, I won't triple the compensation later, so you can't get out of Langlang Village!

Several people wanted to fight Jiang Chen again, but Jiang Chen disappeared into the tomato orchard.

"Chase me, if you don't kill him today, your surname is not Wang!"

After the little thug with the toad mirror finished speaking, the three of them followed into the tomato forest.

Jiang Chen flashed left and right in the tomato grove, and he used his familiarity with the terrain to injure one thug after another with the tomato eggs in his hand.

When they were about to chase Jiang Chen out of the tomato field, all that was left was the toad mirror hiding behind.

At the end of the tomato field, a tricycle is parked.

There was a 1.8 meter man sitting in the car, and the big man was waiting for him with a hoe in his hand.

"!"

Toad Mirror turned his head to look around, and there was no longer his little brother here.

He turned his head and wanted to run, but Sun Daqin and Lao Fan also came from behind him with hoes.

"Where? Beat up our people in Langlang Village, and I'll kill you! ”

After Sun Daqin finished speaking, he was about to use a hoe to cut the toad mirror, but the toad mirror scolded and turned his head and hit a tomato tree and fell to the ground.

"Tie him up to me! Damn, it's the other way around! ”

Half an hour later, more than a dozen people were tied into a row of rice dumplings, and they were chained to a melon ditch under the plane tree.

The melon ditch was a mess, and broken watermelons were crumbling everywhere.

"Village chief, don't stop me, he has hit our mountain, I have to kill him today!"

After Sun Daqin finished shouting, Chang Hongfu took two watermelons and slammed them on the heads of the two thugs: "Village chief, you have to kill them today!" ”

Where have the eight thugs ever seen this scene?

A mouth is about to kill themselves, and they are terrified: "Murder is against the law, murder is against the law!" ”

After the toad mirror finished shouting, Jiang Chen kicked on his second brother: "You fucking know the law of murder!" ”

"Just the fiercest chase of your dog's day!"

"I'm not embarrassed for you today, and we're not unreasonable."

"Eat two melons each of you and then go!!"

After Jiang Chen finished speaking, the toad mirror could be seen clearly, and among these people, he, the village chief, was the most cowardly!

"Village Chief, look at you like a good person!"

After the toad mirror finished speaking, Jiang Chen let go of their hands.

With Chang Hongfu's hoe here, Jiang Chen is not afraid of them playing tricks.

Eight people lined up, each picked up a melon, smashed it open and ate it.

Not to mention, although it is a blistered melon, the taste is really good!

"Why did you throw away such a delicious melon?"

"The village chief is really good to us, we beat him, and he invited us to eat melons, I was a little moved!"

After a thug finished eating, his stomach suddenly gurgled, and he was not good.

"All stand upright, run down the mountain!"

As soon as a few people finished eating the melon, Jiang Chen shouted, and some people couldn't hold it back on the spot.

"Toilets, where are the toilets?"

Just when the toad mirror was sweating and looking for the toilet, the little brother in front of him couldn't hold back.

"Boom ......"

Ah, comfortable!

Grass, I didn't take my pants back!

Evil......

Sun Aiguo, who looked at a group of people with sallow faces and shouted to the villagers to come and see the joke, was stunned.

"Which old man did this? What a loss! ”

After Sun Aiguo finished shouting, Jiang Chen came with a watermelon: "Patriotic, have you come to eat melons?" ”

Seeing Jiang Chen's melon, Sun Aiguo's stomach grunted: "You six!" ”

After Sun Aiguo finished shouting, he ran away holding his stomach.

Toad Mirror didn't know how he had climbed into the van, and he felt like all the bile in his stomach was vomiting.

If there is a next time, even if you give him a million, he will not come!

"Fortunately, my life was saved!"

Poof.

"I'm sorry Brother Wang, I couldn't hold back!"

", get out of here, it's endless!"

A smelly van drove down the field of hope.

"Tired, is there anything worse than this?"

"Let me evaporate from the world!"

After the toad mirror finished speaking, suddenly...

Poof!

Evil!

Evil......

Looking at the van in the distance, Jiang Chen took out his mobile phone.

What are you kidding, how can you go so cheaply?

"Hey, traffic police? I want to report. ”

"There is an overloaded van on the road from Langlang Village to the county seat, and the license plate number is ......"

In the tomato garden, hundreds of villagers came to see the loneliness.

Especially when Sun Aiguo ran away with his buttocks, all the villagers scolded.

"What the hell, let's see what's coming!"

"Isn't that a delay? I was just about to go shopping in town! ”

"That's it, I haven't washed my clothes yet!"

"Forget it, this Sun Aiguo is nothing good!"

A group of villagers scolded and left, and in the melon garden, Jiang Chen rubbed his shoulders.

During the watermelon war, he was hit by the watermelon several times, and his body hurt!

"Hongfu, after sending the tomatoes, bring me some bone-setting medicine."

Jiang Chen rubbed his shoulders and finished speaking, and Sun Daqin hurriedly loaded tomatoes.

"Don't pretend, village chief, I have something to tell you."

Chang Hongfu finished speaking solemnly, Jiang Chen was a little inexplicable.

has been with himself for so long, Chang Hongfufu seems to have never been so serious.

"What's wrong? The car went into the ditch? ”

"Village Chief, stop kidding, now is not the time to joke!"

"You know what? The Buckingham Hotel is out of business! ”

After Chang Hongfu finished speaking, Jiang Chen smiled, what are you kidding?

For the past week, he has delivered watermelons to the Buckingham Hotel every day.

If the hotel goes out of business, can he give away his watermelon?

"Really?"

After Jiang Chen asked, he still didn't care.

With his watermelon, it is impossible for the Buckingham Hotel to go out of business just by selling fruit plates!

After Jiang Chen finished speaking, Chang Hongfu took out his mobile phone and showed it to Jiang Chen: "I'm not kidding!" ”

"Look at it, the hotel has already been sealed!"

"In the past few days, Boss Lin has asked me to unload melons in their warehouse in the south of the city every day."

"I thought they couldn't fit in the hotel kitchen."

"I happened to be passing by there today, and I saw that the hotel had closed!"

"Village chief, I'll just say, why did Miss Lin personally receive me when I went to deliver goods several times."

"She asked why didn't you come?"

"She asks every time I go, and now that I think about it, she must have something to tell you!"