Chapter 111: Doll Fooling Around
Cabbage field, this is not the season for cabbage, and Jiang Chen's calf-high cabbage grows in the ground, which is very magical.
Looking at the cabbage, Jiang Chen was a little puzzled, other people's cabbage was fluffy and unfolded.
And Jiang Chen's cabbage, this is all folded, like cabbage.
"Boss, look at this cabbage yellow and don't pull it, it's like dry, can you eat it?"
After a group of hotel owners followed behind him and asked, Jiang Chen smiled: "Why can't you eat it?" It's nothing more than whether it's good or not. ”
Cabbage is a kind of thing, without frosting, it can be delicious.
I'm the boss, but let's not lie.
After Jiang Chen finished speaking, Liu Erhei shook his head: "Does it matter if it's delicious or not?" If the gimmick is out, someone is willing to eat it. ”
After Liu Erhei finished speaking, the others deeply agreed.
When he came to the middle of the ground, Jiang Chen, who was far away, saw the thing called the Cabbage King.
This cabbage king really deserves to be the king of cabbage!
Other cabbages are only calf high, good guys, this thing is almost thigh high!
And it's bigger than the other cabbages combined!
"Hey, people, people like to chase big things."
"Big things have to be good, right?"
After Liu Erhei finished speaking, Jiang Chen glanced at him: "Erhei, I see that you can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour!" ”
Is something big good? Do you have a say in this thing?
"Ah, this cabbage king is really shocking to look at!"
"This cabbage can apply for the Guinness Book of Records!"
After a hotel owner finished speaking, Jiang Chen also gave a thumbs up: "Isn't it?!" I don't think this kind of person is a mortal! ”
"Isn't that right? How can ordinary people grow such cabbage! ”
After Liu Erhei finished speaking, Sun Haitao's face changed.
Village Chief, Village Chief, can you have a face?
The princess sells melons and boasts, and others boast about melons, not herself, my good village chief!
"Village chief, if I wasn't afraid that you would be beaten, I would have called you this princess who grows cabbage!"
A group of people circled around the cabbage king and slapped it round and round.
But looking at the cabbage king wrapped in rotten cabbage leaves, a group of people felt that no matter how they took it, it was not beautiful.
"Boss, I think you should remove the rotten cabbage leaves wrapped in the outermost layer?!"
"This rotten skin is not good-looking!"
After the photographer finished speaking, Liu Erhei nodded in agreement.
This time, they not only wanted to shoot a video, but also show the entire excavation process of the cabbage king in situ.
In the future, he will put this video on the Internet, and maybe he can earn a traffic fee.
"Be careful, peel off this dry skin on the outside, and make sure you don't destroy the inside!"
After Liu Erhei finished speaking, several people cautiously came to the side of the cabbage, and one person slowly rubbed the top layer of skin, and then slowly ripped it off.
A crack was torn open here, and a bright emerald green appeared in front of everyone.
"Wow, that's so green!"
After a group of people shouted, several people exerted force at the same time, and all the yellow skin wrapped in the cabbage skin was ripped off at once.
The moment the yellow skin fell, the golden sunlight sprinkled on the cabbage field.
The dazzling green exploded like popcorn.
The branches and leaves stretched, and the cabbage king stretched out like a little doll, and shook his body.
Crystal clear droplets of water flowed freely on its leaves, and then flowed into the white jade-like cabbage gang.
"It's so beautiful, it's so beautiful, it's as beautiful as a concubine out of the bath!"
At the scene, Liu Erhei and others were speechless in surprise!
Originally, they thought it was just a cabbage, but the moment the cabbage unfolded, they were all drunk!
"Emerald green like jade, white like jade fingers.
Water beads race glass, I thought I came to see the excitement, but I accidentally went to a shocking feast in the world! ”
After a cultured boss finished speaking, another boss slapped himself: "Hey, reading people are just good at talking!" ”
"What's the use of having money now?"
"When I see something beautiful, it's either me fucking or a bunker."
"I've suffered the loss of no culture all my life!"
After the boss finished speaking, many people who didn't have time to turn on the mobile phone video regretted it very much.
"Boss Liu, go and open the other two again!"
"Boss Liu, this is amazing, I haven't even recorded it, open another one, otherwise how can I go back and brag about it?"
After a group of bosses shouted, Liu Erhei ......
I'm not stupid.
I have 25,000 trees, what about flowers?
Why am I so rich?
"No, no, if you want to see it, go back to my hotel to see."
Liu Erhei decided that he would dig up the remaining two cabbages together with the soil.
When he turned around, he put the cabbage in their hotel, first promoted him for a week, and then held a cabbage bathing festival.
When he ignited the festival, he opened it in front of the guests and let everyone see their strength!
"Stingy!"
A group of people who didn't like the excitement said it, and Liu Erhei was not angry.
I bought these three cabbage kings today, and he made enough money with gimmicks.
Whether he throws away the cabbage or feeds the dogs, he will make a profit and not lose the cabbage money anyway!
"Dig and dig, dig up!"
After all, it was on someone else's territory, and Liu Erhei was afraid that others would peel his cabbage.
A few people brought by Liu Xiaohei dug up the cabbage, and a group of bosses who didn't get the goods at the scene itched in their hearts.
"Boss, will your little cabbage be a beauty out of the bath?"
Several bosses asked Sun Haitao, and Sun Haitao had a black line.
The leftover cabbage is so small, the beauty bathes you up.
Peeled off, at most a doll fooling around!
"Even if this little cabbage is opened, it won't be amazing."
"But, bosses, you're here for the right day."
"Today, we not only prepared a cabbage king bath for everyone, but also prepared a state banquet dish for everyone!"
"Let's go, come with me to try it!"
"If you have a good meal, when you return to the city, you will hurry up and buy it at the vegetable shop of our village chief's house!"
Sun Haitao came to this auction, first of all, he wanted to make some gimmicks and gain popularity.
Second, I want to sell the Chinese cabbage on these three acres of land as soon as possible!
In these years, cabbage, a common vegetable, is not easy to sell for.
Although the other cabbages haven't come down yet, this thing is not scarce.
So if he doesn't hold this auction today, he is afraid that he will not be able to sell cabbage for two yuan a catty, and he will smash the village chief's signboard!
One day there was a state banquet to eat, and the people who came to see the excitement were happy: "This feeling is good, I like to eat things that don't need money!" ”
After a boss finished speaking, another group of Internet celebrities also hurriedly reported: "There is a state banquet to eat, and the boss specially prepared a state banquet for us today!" ”
"The old irons brushed 666 for us, and if the state banquet dishes are not delicious, I will directly smash a bowl on the boss's head!"
After a group of anchors shouted, Jiang Chen called out to be a good guy!
If it's not delicious, you will have to wear a helmet when you farm in the future!
Bright arrows are easy to dodge, but this dark arrow is difficult to prevent!
Seeing that Jiang Chen was always looking around and wanted to take something to his head, Sun Haitao sighed again: "Village chief, village chief, you faint king!" ”
"Now I'll stand up for you, and you'll hide in the shadows!"
"If you want to be smashed, I will be smashed!"