Chapter 13: How Deceitful Is the Beast? Stop laughing.
"You're not crazy, are you?"
Hearing this, the old wolf glared at the green eyes, and said with a look of horror on his face: "There is a difference between fairies and demons, we are all lucky that the masters didn't kill us, let's take the initiative to go over and ask the immortals?" ”
"Why not?"
The embarrassed man snorted lightly with a slight movement of his eyes, gritted his teeth and said: "At the age of our brothers, it is a fluke that we can drive smartly."
If you don't have the opportunity to live for another thirty or twenty years at most, will you be willing to hide your head and shrink your tail to spend this life?
If the wisdom is not opened, it will be just a mess to live this life, and there is no pity.
But we've already opened our minds!
We're demons now, we're demons!
You don't care, but I have to walk with your body, even if you are willing to carry me for a lifetime, I am not willing to let you carry me for a lifetime! I'm not reconciled!! ”
“……”
The old wolf looked at his good brother lying on his back in a daze, he had been with him for many years, but now it was as if he knew it for the first time.
"Old wolf, this could be a coincidence."
The dark green eyes of the embarrassed master looked at it directly, and said: "That immortal master saw us, but he didn't have the intention of killing, maybe his old man didn't have a view of us and other demons. ”
“……”
The old wolf was silent for a long time and asked, "What if the master has a view of the portal?" Isn't it the same as sending us to death? ”
"You just saw it, the master took a look at us, if his old man really has a portal view, then we are already dead..."
Ye Ye shook his head with a determined face, and said: "We don't cultivate, we don't have followers, we don't even have knowledge to say it's ugly, we can meet this kind of immortal Dao master of Hongchen here, that's you and me, even... Even the only chance in our brothers' lives! ”
“……”
The old wolf nodded and was no longer entangled, and muttered: "You are smarter than me when you are young, listen to you." ”
"That's right~"
The master grinned and said, "This black light is blinding, there is a deserted general temple not far in front, maybe the master will settle there~"
"Let's go!"
"Don't worry, let's discuss what to say first, and then I'll teach you some etiquette for dealing with people, so as to save yourself from being rude in front of the masters."
"Listen to you..."
Under the moonlight, a wolf hooks up together, or you discuss how to speak, or you wave your paws like a cramp to learn etiquette, the scene is very funny.
Xu discussed and understood, and learned the etiquette of 'dealing with people', the embarrassed master once again put his short forelimbs on the old wolf, and the two demons walked forward on six legs.
………………
Zhang Xiuyuan rode the horse, completely unaware that he had been mistaken by the two little demons for the 'Immortal Dao Master'.
When he saw a dilapidated general temple not far away, he sighed in his heart that he finally had a place to stay, and immediately drove his horse over.
Seeing that there was no one in the temple, there were many holes in the roof, but there were many traces of firewood piles in the corners, he also secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
In this kind of place where there is no shop in front of the village and behind the store, there are traces of firewood piles, which can at least prove that many passers-by have spent the night in this general temple before.
If there was not even a trace of a firewood, it would be abnormal, and he would not dare to spend the night here.
Zhang Xiuyuan dismounted first, then took his junior sister, and then tied the horse to a forage tree and placed it.
The two brothers and sisters lived in the wild for two days, and they had some tacit understanding, so they picked up some hay and dead wood next to the temple and brought them to the General's Temple.
A fire-baked naan fills the stomach.
A place to clean up and sleep.
Zhang Xiuyuan saw that his junior sister had cleaned up the sleeping place, sat beside him, and handed her one of the roasted naan, "Let's eat something." ”
"Senior brother, when I was a child, I fantasized about living this kind of unrestrained life with you."
Zhang Miaoshan gnawed on the dry naan, muttered with a pout: "But I really live this kind of life, why do I feel unsteady?" Is it that when I grow up, my heart changes? ”
“……”
Zhang Xiuyuan was silent...
It's like a little girl who gets spanked when she wets the bed at the age of three, but she who wets the bed at the age of 20 who may be complimented, and the feelings and feedback will not be the same if you do the same thing at different ages.
"It's not that you've grown up, it's not that you've changed, it's that your mood and environment have changed."
He shook his head and said casually: "People have seven emotions and six desires, and they are complex and contradictory individuals, and the same bowl of rice is fragrant when you are happy, and it may be difficult to swallow when you are sad, and it is the same reason." ”
"Oh~"
Zhang Miaoshan nodded thoughtfully, showing that although he didn't understand, he still felt quite powerful.
Zhang Xiuyuan didn't care, but said, "Eat it." ”
In the ruined temple of the general, the firewood pile crackled and danced with sparks, and the moonlight sprinkled a little white from the hole in the roof.
The brother and sister finished nibbling on the dry naan...
Zhang Miaoshan didn't mean to go to sleep at all, and wiped her mouth with a coquettish smile: "Senior brother, you tell me a story." ”
Zhang Xiuyuan glanced at her when he heard this, and bought some firewood, "What kind of story to tell at night, hurry up and go to bed." ”
"I can't sleep, senior brother, can you tell me~"
"Don't talk about it..."
"Let's talk about it~"
Zhang Miaoshan moved to his side, tugged at the corners of his clothes with a pout, and muttered with a look of grievance: "In the past, Miaoshan couldn't sleep, and my senior brother often told stories to others."
“……”
Zhang Xiuyuan couldn't help laughing when he saw this, and nodded helplessly.
He pondered for a while and thought about what story to tell, and suddenly thought of the wolf howl he heard on the road before, so he had an idea, and said, "I'll tell you a story about wolves~"
"Good, good!"
Zhang Miaoshan clapped her little hands and applauded, seeing that her senior brother was about to speak, she hurriedly sat down obediently with her little hands.
"A butcher came home late in the evening, and the meat in the load had been sold, and only the bones remained. On the way home, he met two wolves, and they followed him for a long distance......"
Not far from the temple...
A wolf hooked up together, and when he saw the faint fire of the general's temple, a bit of humane joy appeared on both hairy faces.
"Uncle..."
The old wolf looked back at his old partner and asked, "The master has really settled in this temple, so let's go over and bow directly to show our sincerity?" ”
"It's not appropriate..."
The master shook his head and responded: "The master's horse is tied in front of the temple, let's go over like this, in case the horse is startled, it will not be beautiful." ”
"What then?"
"Let's go around and enter the temple from behind..."
After making up their minds, they glanced at each other, and then walked gently around the back of the General's Temple on their six legs, which didn't look like a wolf demon, but like a mouse stealing sesame oil, which was very funny.
In the General's Temple...
Zhang Xiuyuan leisurely told the story of the 'Three Wolf Rules' in his previous life, "After a while, one wolf left directly, and the other wolf squatted in front like a dog.
After a long time, the wolf's eyes seemed to be closed, and his expression was very leisurely, as if he was sleeping.
Naturally, the butcher would not let go of such an opportunity, and suddenly jumped up and slashed the wolf's head with a knife, and then killed the wolf several times in succession.
Seeing that the wolf was dead, the butcher was about to go home, and turned to the back of the firewood and straw pile to take a look, but unexpectedly found that another wolf was making a hole in the accumulated salary, and wanted to enter through the passage...
Only then did he understand why the wolf in front of him was pretending to sleep, it turned out that he was tempting himself in this way, allowing the wolf behind him to attack from behind...
The butcher saw that the wolf's body was halfway through, revealing only its butt and tail. So he cut off the wolf's thigh from behind and killed the wolf who had made a hole. ”
"Senior brother, these two wolves are too stupid~"
Zhang Miaoshan said with a smile: "They also thought they were smart and wanted to sneak attack from behind, but they were killed in an instant. ”
Zhang Xiuyuan only smiled when he heard this, and sighed: "How deceitful are beasts? Stop laughing. ”
And at this time, after the general temple...
The wolf who had just come over heard the conversation between the two brothers and sisters, as if they had been immobilized, and stopped in place, their two hairy faces full of fear.
A breeze blew, the leaves swishled, and they didn't even have the courage to quit the General's Temple.
“……”
Zhang Xiuyuan heard the sound of the wind blowing the grass and trees, sighed habitually, and said to the outside world: "Poor Dao just passed by Guibao Land by chance, and he didn't mean to offend. ”
As soon as the words fell, two dog-like wails suddenly came from behind the General's Temple...
"Immortal spare!!"
"Immortals spare their lives!!"
Zhang Xiuyuan: "????? ”
Zhang Miaoshan: "????? ”