Chapter 48: Senior Mentor Yang Zhentian
"Hey, are you this guy dead!" After scooping Ye Gufeng up, Su Yi kicked him twice, eager to kick him to death directly.
"I said you girl, can you be lighter with your hands and feet!" An old man touched his long beard and sighed, then walked to Ye Gufeng's side and took a look, and after thinking for a while, he instructed Su Yi next to him: "Girl, come over and give this guy artificial respiration." ”
"Artificial respiration!" Su Yi heard this, her eyes widened, looking at the old man's big white beard, she really wanted to go over and tear it off, she was forced into the water to catch this bastard was already very unhappy, and now she had to offer her first kiss to him, and she wouldn't do this kind of thing to kill her.
"Alas, girl, saving someone's life is better than 10,000 gold coins!"
"Hmph, his life is only worth 10,000 copper coins!" After speaking, Su Yi took out a gold coin from his pocket and threw it to the old man, then raised his chin, the meaning was already obvious.
"Ahem, forget it, isn't it just artificial breathing?" Putting away the gold coin and putting it in his pocket, the old man squatted down in front of Ye Gufeng, and instructed Su Yi: "Help me press this kid's chest." ”
"Cut!" With a sneer in his mouth, Su Yi stepped on Ye Gufeng's chest.
"Poof!" The force of this kick was not light, and it directly caused a stream of water to erupt from Ye Gufeng's mouth, so frightened that the old man hurriedly dodged the attack, patting his chest and secretly praising his treasure knife for not getting old.
"So cheap!" Su Yi didn't expect this to be fine, so she stepped on Ye Gufeng twice and kicked him away: "Just call twice if it's okay!"
"Ahem!" The mouth was choked with water and couldn't help coughing, and a lot of sewage was sprayed out of it, Ye Gufeng endured the pain and turned over, knelt on the ground and picked his mouth with his hand, and a lot of saliva mixed with mud and sand flowed out of it.
Seeing this, the old man took out a scoop of water and handed it over: "Okay, let's rinse your mouth!"
Ye Gufeng didn't even look at it, he directly took it in his mouth and gurgled it, and immediately spit it out after feeling the taste in the water, and then covered his stomach and vomited in place.
"Hmm, it's disgusting!" Smelling the sour smell of vomit, Su Yi covered her nose and took a few steps back, and when she saw the scoop of water on the ground, she couldn't help but be a little puzzled: "Mentor Yang, what exactly did you give him to drink?"
"Hehe!" The old man picked up the water scoop on the ground and left the place, touched his beard and nodded, and said with a look of relief: "This is the old man's latest research on the vomiting and diarrheal water, as long as the mouth is stained with this water, the nerves will be stimulated by the smell, vomiting for a while, and diarrhea for a while!"
"Down?" Su Yi heard this, and turned around and ran out of the cave directly, she didn't want to see such a disgusting scene.
After vomiting just now, Ye Gufeng felt that his stomach began to gurgle again, wanting convenience but not knowing where to go, he was very anxious.
"It's okay, just put it where it is!"
The old man's voice came, which made Ye Gufeng feel like he had been pardoned, and immediately pulled down his belt, and then began his excretion business again.
The stench was unpleasant, and the old man quickly walked outside, and also grabbed a shovel and threw it on the ground, and after saying a few words, he left.
"Dig a deep pit and bury the filth, and when you're done, go to the water outlet in the corner of the wall to wash yourself, and bury your clothes by the way, and I'll bring you some clothes later." ”
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"Mentor Yang, return my money quickly!" Seeing that the old man also came out, Su Yi stretched out his hand and asked the old man for money.
Touching his long beard, the old man poured a cup of tea in the room and drank it, and then said seriously: "I said girl, the money thrown out is like water spilled, where is there anything that has not been returned." ”
"Don't take an inch, be careful that I go to the dean to sue you!"
"Hehe, in fact, your money is well spent, just because you bought me some vomit and diarrhea to save that kid, so now he owes you a favor. ”
"His favor, hehe, Mentor Yang said with a smile, what do I want his favor to do, or gold coins are more realistic. ”
"Tsk, good tea, good tea!"
"You ......"
"Don't you, go to the cupboard over there and get a set of clothes and give it to that kid. ”
"I ...... Impossible!" For this kind of thing, Su Yi will not do it.
The old man had already guessed that Su Yi would say this, so he took out the killer weapon unhurriedly: "I order you as a senior mentor! By the way, you should know what the fate of disobeying a senior mentor will be!"
"You old bastard!" clenching his teeth, Su Yi pulled out the old man's beard in his mind, angrily took out a set of clothes from the cabinet, and then threw them directly into the underground cave where Ye Gufeng was.
Shaking his head, the old man squinted his eyes and sighed: "A delicate little girl, I really don't know what to do with such a big anger!"
"Whew!" After trying to calm the anger in her heart, Su Yi decided to ignore this old bastard who relied on the old and sold the old.
After a while, the neatly dressed Ye Gufeng finally came out, he looked at the room with a depressed atmosphere and was stunned for a moment, and after coming back to his senses, he thanked the old man inside: "In the lower Ye Gufeng, thank you for saving your life." ”
"Hehe, I'm Yang Zhentian, the senior tutor of the Dark Dragon Academy, you just call me Tutor Yang!" Putting down the cup in his hand, after the old man poured a cup of tea again, he pointed to Su Yi on the side and introduced: "It was the girl who went into the water to save you, and it was the girl who woke you up, and that girl also paid me for clothes and potions, if you want to thank her, just thank her." ”
Looking at Su Yi, who was sullen on the side, Ye Gufeng sighed helplessly, and bowed to Su Yi after walking over: "Thank you Miss for saving your life, but I don't know Miss's name." ”
"You kid!" Su Yi glared at Ye Gufeng angrily, and said viciously: "You dare to pull me into the water, it's so bold, I really want to kill you now!"
"I'm sorry!" Seeing that Su Yi was worried about the previous incident, Ye Gufeng could only bow his head and admit his mistake.
"Gollum!"
Hearing the sound of this unique melody, Ye Gufeng's little face suddenly became embarrassed again, he had just vomited up and down, and now his stomach was empty, and he was so hungry.
Smiling, the old man knocked on the table, and said, "Boy, there is some food here, you can take it and pad it first, so as not to starve to death with me." ”
"Thank you Mentor Yang!" the old man said this, and Ye Gufeng was not easy to refuse, so he reached out and grabbed the dough on the plate and quickly chewed it.
"There's tea here, don't choke!"
"Hmm, thank you Mentor Yang, you're so nice!"
"Hmph!" Seeing this qiē, Su Yi snorted coldly to express dissatisfaction.
Seeing that the time was almost up and the people had arrived, the old man began to ask Su Yi and Ye Gufeng why they fell: "I said you two, why did you fall down here, you won't come to find the old man and me!"