Chapter 50: Collective Counterfeiting
"What do you think of Chinese music? I saw on the Internet that you said that Hualiu is the strongest, do you think you can represent Chinese music? Lu Xiaoyu asked a very spicy and controversial question, do you think you are the strongest? Can you represent Chinese music?
"Have you heard my songs?" Chen Shaorong looked at Lu Xiaoyu and asked.
"Yes." Lu Xiaoyu said.
"Really? I don't believe it. Chen Shaorong said.
Lu Xiaoyu·······
I want to pump you, is that what you can say? You're done, what do I say?
"I've really heard it, there's nothing wrong with that." Lu Xiaoyu said.
"Since you have heard it, you still have doubts, then it proves that you really don't understand music, if you understand, you won't ask this question, this is a positive answer, you don't need to question and add question marks, I am the king of Chinese music, you can add a full stop or an exclamation mark directly, you don't need to add question marks and question sentences."
"Is it so crazy? Aren't you afraid of being told this? Lu Xiaoyu said.
"I have the ability to let them come out with their works to fight back against me, and if they can't fight back, shut up, I hope they don't study this award all day long, and now it's a platform to give awards."
If you have a qualification, you will go to open a training class at a conservatory, anyway, they can't do anything else except music, and to put it mildly, they are harmful garbage, and they can't be recycled. ”
Lu Xiaoyu sweated for Chen Shaorong, how dare this kid say that.
How did she know that Chen Shaorong was banned by someone and the industry, and he was still afraid of a fart, and he would scold if he could.
"But you're not from a pop music major, but you studied classical music, which is considered a cross-career, and you're afraid that people will question your professionalism?"
"Sister Xiaoyu, aren't you also a non-professional host debut, nor are you a learned broadcast host, do you question your ability?" Chen Shaorong looked at Lu Xiaoyu with a smile and said.
Lu Xiaoyu was speechless for a moment, she really didn't graduate from the hosting major, she studied foreign languages at the time, and later switched to foreign language journalism related majors, and became a host after graduation, so she was digging a hole for herself, that is, the journalism department has to be subdivided into many varieties.
"And do you remember something about when you were a kid?" Lu Xiaoyu didn't answer, and directly changed the topic bluntly, how to answer? I am not from a professional class, and I say that I am very good, isn't that a slap in the face of a professional class?
said that the class is good, isn't that a slap in the face, why is Chen Shaorong so young that he is so good at digging pits, this seems to be a change of identity, and digging the pit should be done by Lu Xiaoyu.
When Chen Shaorong heard this, he understood in his heart that this was the time for the program team to play sensationalism, and found a group of Chen Shaorong's childhood relatives and friends, etc., to warm up first, and then there was a moving moment.
I don't know why after so many years, this routine is still there, and all programs use this set,
"I remember that my childhood was actually very boring, and I basically didn't play with other classmates, because I didn't have time, I went to cram school after school, and there were many things that impressed me very much, such as I didn't give gifts to the whole class, and I was put in the last row.
The teacher said that I was tall and was afraid that I would block other classmates, but at that time I was only 1.4 meters tall, and the average height of the class was 145, which left a lifelong memory in my young heart.
Later, my mother gave a set of cosmetics to the teacher, and I sat in the first row from the last row that year, which made me deeply understand one thing, the person standing on the three-foot podium is not necessarily a hard-working gardener, but also a businessman.
The cram school teachers wanted to make more money from me, and they praised me every day, to be precise, every student who went to cram school, and even intimidated parents in order to improve our grades.
I scored 95 points in all three subjects of Mingming's language, and the class ranked in the top five, and the cram school teacher lied that the average score of our school was 95 points, and I only reached the average line, saying that I still had a lot of room for improvement, so I asked my mother to sign me up for a one-on-one small class, 500 an hour.
When I was in elementary school, my classmates bullied me and gave me nicknames when they saw that I was honest and didn't speak, and my newly bought stationery boxes and drinking glasses were always missing.
I had an argument with others, and later learned that it was the principal's child, and the teacher said that a slap can't be slapped, why doesn't the other party bully others, and I thought at that time, I must study hard when I grow up, and become the principal, it turns out that the principal's son is not wrong, and I want to give my teacher a slap to let her know that a slap can also be loud.
Since I was thin and weak since I was a child, and I didn't like to talk, I was always asked by my classmates for solidarity money after school, and if I didn't give it to them, they bullied me·······"
Lu Xiaoyu's face instantly turned bad, there was Chen Shaorong's homeroom teacher in the background, the teacher of his cram school, and his elementary school classmates, how could he be invited out? Can't this kid say even a nice word?
Why is his childhood like this, there is no positive energy at all?
"Ah~um~that~you~ pause, I'm a little uncomfortable." Lu Xiaoyu got up and said, and then invited Chen Shaorong to the backstage.
Chen Shaorong looked at Lu Xiaoyu and said, "What's the matter, Sister Xiaoyu, do you have anything to say?" ”
"It's not me saying you, is there a link in the script where the old man appears?" Lu Xiaoyu looked at Chen Shaorong and said angrily.
"No, that's for sure." Chen Shaorong said.
Lu Xiaoyu ~ grass ~ really not, this is the easter egg link set up by the program team, giving the guests a surprise, it is indeed not in the script.
"Chen Shaorong, now we have invited all the teachers and classmates in your mouth, and we will be on the scene in a while, what do you say?" Lu Xiaoyu said reproachfully.
"Then cooperate with you to play again, not everyone's childhood is full of happiness, my childhood was unhappy, you have to talk to me, you don't have to be like this." Chen Shaorong said.
"Then let's go back and record it again, anyway, this is a recording and broadcasting, and the audience doesn't know it, I hope you will perform well, otherwise this scene will not be broadcast, childhood is beautiful, it is all beautiful, don't do anything for me, otherwise you will definitely not be able to broadcast this episode." The director of the scene came over and said.
"I understand, childhood is beautiful, OK, just watch my acting when the time comes." Chen Shaorong said.
A group of people returned to the stage, and the director was explaining to the audience that it was a joke just now, re-start the recording, don't talk about it, there will be no job opportunities after you say it.
That's right, 80% of the audience at the scene is a group performance, and only the group performance can know where the camera is, and give the camera some expressions, such as surprise, such as tears, ordinary audiences can't perform this.
Generally, this kind of work is picked up by the head of the group performance, referred to as the snake hair in the group, and then take a cut from it, the program team applies for 801 people, and gives the snake head 501 places, and the snake heads will draw 50 to 100, and they can't be pumped high, because there is more than one snake head, so the price in the industry is a 10% to 20% commission for one person.
The group members basically got their hands on 400 a day, sometimes even lower.
Some of the remaining empty seats at the scene were reserved for some sponsors to invite to see the scene, and some staff members pretended to be full of spectators.
Anyway, the collective fake, only the audience believed it was true and re-recorded.
Chen Shaorong said again to the camera: "There are many unforgettable things when I was a child, such as our teacher is very funny and humorous, I can never forget the appearance of the teacher on the three-foot podium, I can't forget the happy time when some classmates were with me, we help each other, and every time I recall my childhood, it is beautiful." ”
"The program team has prepared a little surprise for you here, I'll count three two one, you can look back." Lu Xiaoyu said.
Chen Shaorong pretended not to know, and a few people came out of the passage of the stage behind him, and these people were the cram school teacher Chen Shaorong said, the principal's son, and the school teacher who worked as a businessman on the three-foot podium.
They gathered together, Chen Shaorong looked back with a look of surprise, and then went to the camera and said: "Thank you to the program team, I haven't seen them for almost ten years." ”
Subtext, I haven't been in touch for ten years, don't you have any compulsion, that is, you don't want to be in touch, but why do you have to invite people here?