"Jingle Bell ~ Jingle Bell ~"

"Hey, your phone is ringing."

"Pick it up for me."

"I've got oil all over my hands, how can I help you get your phone?" Fan Xiaopang complained.

I bought a waterbed and put it at home, but before I could use it, I was discovered by Bai Anliang.

She didn't even know that the waterbed was used for this purpose.

As for why she has essential oils at home, not to mention, it is her cosmetic essential oil, which is expensive!

As a result, half of the bottle was directly ruined today, and it was all smeared on Bai Anliang's body. Then he rubbed it on himself again, slippery, she felt like a fish at this moment~

But not to mention, the muscles on this "barbarian" seem to be even more after being oiled. It's a little sexier.

Fan Xiaopang didn't know why he used the word "sexy", so it suddenly popped into his head.

"It's too~ I'll go get it. Hey, don't go, here it is. ”

"I can't pinch it, do you really think of me as a technician?"

"No, I'll press it for you this time"

Bai Anliang picked up his mobile phone and looked at the caller ID, and found that it was Wu Jing calling.

was about to hang up directly, but looking at Fan Xiaopang, who was lying on the waterbed waiting for "service", he suddenly had a bad idea.

While picking up the phone, he reached out and touched Fan Xiaopang's heel, and then set off from his heel all the way.

"Hey, what's the matter?"

Wu was surprised: "Brother Liang, have you gone to the Muay Thai Council to kick the gym?!" Such a big deal. Why don't you take me with you! ”

Wu Jing's tone on the other end of the phone seemed to be very regretful, regretting that he could not follow Bai Anliang's trip to the gym with his own eyes.

"Take you? What's the use of taking you? ”

"It's good to be strong! Those Muay Thai practitioners are really capable of fighting, but Brother Liang, you dare to come to the door to kick the gym with a girl. This audacity is really scary! ”

"It's a legal society now, going to a hundred people is actually the same as going to one person, and I'm not a club smashing the field"

While talking nonsense with Wu, Bai Anliang squinted his eyes and helped Fan Xiaopang "massage".

Obviously, his massage technique made this girl a little bit more. I can't bear it.

It's so hanging out of the hum.

But listening to the sound of the bastard talking behind her, she struggled to hold the chirp back into her throat.

It's uncomfortable!

Especially. This essential oil is also too silky when applied to the body. It made her feel a little unbearable, and the feeling of enduring it was even more uncomfortable.

It's as if there are ants crawling in my heart

To put it simply, it's suffocated~

As a result, Bai Anliang, a bastard, didn't know why, a phone call took so long.

How do men talk to men on the phone?

In fact, Wu Jing on the other end of the phone was also a little strange.

Today's Bai An looks like something is not quite right. Usually the two of them call, basically Bai Anliang is too lazy to chat with him.

Generally, if there is anything, say anything, and get out of the house if there is nothing to do.

But today's Bai Anliang seems to be extraordinarily patient

Wu Jing: There is a problem!

But obviously, Fan Xiaopang is also very human, and his ability to endure is quite good.

The phone call lasted about seven or eight minutes, and Wu was stunned that he didn't hear what was wrong, and the final topic ended with "You must call him when you fight in the ring".

Almost at the moment when Bai Anliang hung up the phone, an extremely beautiful voice filled the entire room.

——

"Bai Anliang, you bastard."

"Don't scold, don't scold, eat something~ replenish your physical strength." Bai Anliang looked at Fan Xiaopang who came out of the bathroom with a smile, and gestured to her the bag in his hand.

After scolding Bai Anliang every day, Fan Xiaopang wiped his hair with a towel and asked curiously, "What is it?" ”

"Well, puffs, the kind you sell downstairs, the kind of grout."

"Grouting ? Creamy bar? ”

"Almost, I don't really like this kind of small snack, it's too sweet."

"That one tastes good, give me one."

And just when Fan Xiaopang began to taste the little desserts, Bai Anliang stared at the puffs and was stunned.

"What are you looking at?"

"Oh, I just think it's a little familiar."

"Have you ever eaten this puff?"

"No, I just think the look of this thing is a little familiar."

"Huh? Isn't this just an ordinary puff shape? Fan Xiaopang was a little puzzled.

But she soon felt that something was wrong, Bai Anliang has never been able to spit out ivory from his dog's mouth, and he will definitely not hold back any good farts this time! It's definitely the color stalk of the next three roads!

"Smack!"

A slap on his back, leaving a small handprint.

Bai Anliang: ???

"What are you doing?"

Fan Xiaopang was happily eating puffs, and said, "Anyway, when you finish speaking, I still have to beat you, so I just beat you first, it's all the same." ”

Ahh

This woman is really compatible with him.

Now I can predict what he's going to do~

The snacks that had already come to their lips were still not said in the end, after all, everyone had already "predicted", and it was not effective to talk about it.

Forget it, save it for next time.

However, Fan Xiaopang does not just have this "spicy" side.

After taking a bath and eating dessert to replenish her strength, she was like a kitten, curled up in Bai Anliang's arms, watching TV with him, and now she became gentle again.

"By the way, how long have you been in Xiangjiang this time?"

"I'll live here with you."

The donkey's lips didn't answer the horse's mouth, but both seemed to understand what the other meant.

Completely barrier-free communication.

"Then when we have time back, do we want to take a walk around Xiangjiang together and find a place to play?"

"Dating?"

Oh, it's so straightforward~

Very rarely, there was a slight girlish shyness on her face, she bit her lip lightly, and nodded slightly.

"It's okay, this time I'm mainly filming, but I'm not too busy, I'm not the actor, I'll find an interesting place to take you to play."

"Where?" Fan Xiaopang asked with a smile on his face.

But when Bai Anliang finished the next sentence, the smile on her face slowly disappeared.

"Can I observe the court here in Xiangjiang?"

"The court?"

"yes, it's the 21st century, who still plays regular dating projects?" Bai Anliang said seriously, "Coffee, parks, and movie theaters are all dating methods in the last century. ”

"Who's going to the courthouse for a date?!" Fan Xiaopang said urgently.

"How good, there is air conditioning, free boiling water and unlimited refills, and the plot, which is more exciting than TV series, and you can also learn legal knowledge."

“.”

"If we are in the mainland, if we want to watch criminal cases, we can choose the Intermediate People's Court and immerse ourselves in watching police and bandit blockbusters; If you want to see civil cases, you can go to the grassroots courts, from divorce and loans to rental disputes, there are all kinds of discord, entanglements, and blood in life."

"Most importantly! The most important thing about going on a date at the court is the mysterious and peculiar sense of ritual! ”

Listening to Bai Anliang's popular science, Fan Xiaopang's eyes were about to roll to the sky.

But to be honest, there was really a little bit of interest

Bai Anliang looked at her expression, and knew that the drama of this unconventional collision of ideas when he first opened his mouth to invite was coming.

However, Fan Xiaopang still raised one last question, "Going to the court for a date feels like a divorce." ”

"In the courthouse auditorium, no one can predict what kind of stories and characters will be encountered, and what kind of impact will be encountered."

I believe in your wickedness!

Is this person really a martial artist who practices martial arts? Not from a MLM background?

It's so foolish!

But. She just loved it.

The two of them are indeed very compatible, and Bai Anliang can come up with almost all the sassy words and ideas, and it is estimated that only Fan Xiaopang can cooperate with them all, and even enjoy them as much as him.

Even if it's a little more exciting or perverted

"Come, little fat fox, eat grapes~"

"You can call me a little fox, I'll take it as a nickname, but can you not add that fat word, I've really lost a lot of weight now!"

To be honest, for the name of the little fox, Fan Xiaopang likes it a lot.

Of course, she didn't know that Bai Anliang actually called Yang Mi like that

A nickname that is shared by multiple girls, it doesn't matter at all, they don't communicate about it privately anyway.

After being called the little fox, Fan Xiaopang was very performant and played a part for Bai Anliang, "The King."

Oops hey!

This! Is it so natural to play this kind of role?!

Not to mention, she has a strong sense of substitution.

Bai Anliang: Very good, I feel that I am now the king of the Emperor~

"Small pets just have to be fat to look good, do you have cats?"

"Wang, I'm going to raise a puppy, do you have a cat?"

When it comes to the topic of pets, Fan Xiaopang's eyes seem to light up, girls, who doesn't like fluffy pets~

"Yes, I didn't bring it this time, by the way, should the pet be neutered?" Bai Anliang's eyes narrowed, and he suddenly thought of this stubble.

At this moment, the little tiger who was sleeping on Qin Lan's lap in Yanjing suddenly shivered and felt a chill under his crotch.

"Uh, it feels so cruel, but I've heard that there are many benefits to sterilization"

Bai Anliang thought for a while, "I don't know much either, why don't you call the pet hospital and ask~"

"You're going to fight now? King~"

At this time, the title of "king" from time to time really made Bai Anliang a little numb.

It's embarrassing and exciting!

"Just in time"

Bai Anliang really took out his mobile phone, searched the phone number of a nearby pet hospital, and dialed it hands-free.

Fan Xiaopang frowned slightly with some curiosity, how did she feel that this thing was working again?

"Hello, this is XX Pet Hospital."

"Hey, hello, I'm here to consult, my pet has been in heat for the past two days, pouting at every turn, humming and chirping, and making some strange sounds, and looking at people's eyes is not quite right. Is this normal? ”

"If that's the case, it's best to take it to the hospital to have a look, how old is it?"

"How old? Twenty-three years old. ”

"Huh? Twenty-three?! Do you have a dog or a cat? ”

"It's a fox~"

When he heard this, Fan Xiaopang didn't know what Bai Anliang, the bastard, was doing, his eyes widened, his fists were clenched, and he stared at him, but he didn't dare to speak for fear of being heard by others.

You can only lip sync to him: You're going to die!

And Bai Anliang just winked at her, and made a troublesome gesture.

Fan Xiaopang: I'll cooperate with you big-headed ghost!

"Fox?! This kind of pet is relatively rare, but the fox is also a canine, it should be similar to a dog, but it is still in heat at such an age, it may be a physical problem, and it is best to check it and do a neuter for safety."

"That's it~" Bai Anliang nodded and raised his eyebrows at Fan Xiaopang.

"Yes, sir, when will you have time to come?"

"Ah, wait a minute, I'll ask her. So, do you want to be sterilized? ”

Fan Xiaopang:

There are still a lot of choices in front of her~

Normally, it is best to hang up this broken phone directly to Bai Anliang, or make it clear that he should stop joking, and the effect is the same.

But the ghost made the god send, Fan Xiaopang snorted.

It was probably a voice similar to "Bang Bang", and the sentence came delicately, "Wang, people don't want to be sterilized."

"That's right." Bai Anliang couldn't help but smile and said into his phone, "I'm sorry, she doesn't want to go." ”

On the other end of the phone, from "The King." From the beginning, there was silence.

After more than ten seconds of silence, hang up!

At the moment when the phone hung up, Fan Xiaopang jumped up directly, jumped on the spot and threw himself on Bai Anliang, "I'll fight with you!" ”

"Hey, hey, you just took the initiative to cooperate."

When he said this, it made Fan Xiaopang even more nervous, and his face seemed to be burning.

"I'll bite you to death!"

(End of chapter)