Chapter 90: If Your Mother Knew You Were Like This (Ask for Subscription)
Who? Who likes whom?
Chi likes Ou Haochen early?
Ahh
What, your mom is still over there!
You, what are you doing!
Aunt Pei didn't dare to say a word, didn't dare to move, retracted her little feet, didn't have time to put on her slippers, and hid in the toilet in a panic with her bare feet.
"Eh, Peshan, put on your shoes!" Seeing this, the old mother hurriedly greeted Aunt Pei's back.
Yu Bai waved his hand and said with a smile: "It's okay, she needs to urinate urgently." ”
Aunt Pei hasn't entered the toilet yet, she almost stumbled and fell, and even her face was flushed with a faint flush at the moment, he, he was too much, how could he pinch his feet and say this in front of Sister Wu! When did he become so bold!
Aunt Pei said in her heart: "You are in urgent need of urination, and your whole family is urgent." ”
When Aunt Pei entered the toilet, my mother's curiosity finally came up, and she suddenly looked at Yu Bai with a smile in her eyes, and then sat closer to him: "Do you have someone you like?" Who, tell your mother. ”
Yu Bai pushed Lao Wu, then shook his head and said, "Keep it secret." ”
"Cut." Lao Wu glanced at her: "I just like Xiao Yebei, I don't know you yet." ”
"You know me too well, but this time it's clear that you're thinking too much."
"Who's that?"
"What who?" Yu Bai looked at Aunt Pei's reaction, and it could be said that he was very satisfied, so he turned his head directly to face his mother and began to pretend to be stupid.
"I'm happy today, don't force your mother to do it." Lao Wu, like many mothers, heard that the son he brought up since he was a child had someone he liked, and his heart was tickling like a cat, so he threatened.
And Yu Bai stood up and hid, glared at his mother and leaned in: "No, Wu Meifang, you fascist, can't I have a secret?" ”
"But your mother's heart is tickling like a cat right now." Lao Wu may not have seen his son for a long time, and he is happy to brag and fart with Yu Bai.
"And you spray some toilet water?"
"Cat scratch, what's the use of toilet water."
"Then Lao Wu, you should take a sleeping pill, I'll go out with Aunt Pei for supper in a while."
Seeing that Yu Bai was talking about not continuing with her about who he liked, his mother said that the cat was scratching, but she would still leave room for Yu Bai, so she yawned: "You are so old that you are hiding with your mother. Be careful when you go out to eat and come back early, got it? ”
Yu Bai, a filial child, has long wanted to force Lai Lai with Lao Wu and the two, and with a large light bulb, he has long wanted to be in a two-person world with Aunt Pei!
I was about to go to the toilet and knock on the door to arrest Aunt Pei.
"That's right." Mom's voice sounded from behind again, "It's so late, can you go back to the dormitory in a while?" If it doesn't work, open another room. ”
Yu Bai pursed his lips, his eyes were bright and bright at the moment, and he coughed twice: "Old Wu, don't worry about it, see that you are sleepy, Aunt Pei and I know how to arrange it in a while, you rest, I'll ask Aunt Pei." ”
"Okay." Mom started packing up her suitcase and getting her pajamas or something.
Then Yu Bai banged on the toilet door.
Aunt Pei was sitting on the toilet, her pants hadn't been taken off, her two little hands were supporting her head blankly, looking straight ahead.
"Aunt Pei, Aunt Pei, are you done?"
Hearing that it was Yu Bai's voice, Aunt Pei was a little ashamed, after all, just now he said that he had someone he liked, and he looked at what he said
"Nope."
Aunt Pei is talking nonsense with her eyes open at the moment.
"You should be hungry, let's go out for some supper in a moment."
"No, not hungry!"
Aunt Pei's eyes were hiding through the door of the toilet.
"Oh, I'm hungry, I'll go out to eat for a while, and I'll be so happy to decide." Yu Bai didn't hear what Aunt Pei said.
When Aunt Pei came out of the bathroom, Yu Bai grabbed her hand, "Come and put on shoes." ”
Aunt Pei drooped her head, she just wouldn't refuse Yu Bai, she had thought about it in the toilet, saying that she couldn't go out for supper with Yu Bai so late, but she was caught by Yu Bai and couldn't say a lot of words.
Yu Baiti, who could only be slightly regurgitated, slipped to the side of the sofa, and then sat down silently.
Yu Bai went to the suitcase and pinched Aunt Pei's high heels and walked over, holding Aunt Pei's beautiful feet with a pair of hands very sincerely, and stuffing them into the high heels with a little force, high heels and jade feet.
It's just not too pretty.
Mom is still talking about it, Yu Bai, a stinky boy, has changed a little when he comes to the capital, and he knows that he is distressed.
As everyone knows, Aunt Pei lowered her head, and her face was almost dripping red, Sister Wu, what are you talking about? Distressed? Where is your son scratching, playing with my feet!
When the high heels were put on by Aunt Pei, Yu Bai said a little excitedly: "Mom, then Aunt Pei and I will go out first." ”
"Okay, stay safe, Pei Shan, you look at him, he's frizzy all day." Wu Meifang didn't feel strange at all and said.
And Aunt Pei is a little afraid to look at Wu Meifang at the moment, a little bit of a thief, still let me look at him? Can I stand up to him!
As soon as she got out of the room, the corridor was quiet, the light was in a dim yellow tone, Aunt Pei was still absentmindedly drooping her head, and before she took a few steps along the corridor, Yu Bai suddenly turned around, pinched her wrist easily, and then gently pressed her wrist up, under Aunt Pei's exclamation, she pressed her wrist against the wall, Yu Bai took two steps forward, staring at Aunt Pei who kept dodging her eyes under her head.
The smell on Aunt Pei's body was extremely strong at the moment because it was too close, and it leaned into Yu Bai's nose one by one, Yu Bai couldn't help but lower his head, his lips were particularly close to Aunt Pei, and he said softly: "Aunt Pei, I miss you"
Aunt Pei was a little at a loss, her mouth opened several times, it was just me, me, mine, and I didn't finish a complete sentence for a long time, although such a soft Aunt Pei sometimes twisted it to make people feel very painful, but it was really cute.
Yu Bai couldn't help it, he hadn't seen him for more than a month, and it wasn't the first time, his whole person suddenly pressed down, looking at the ruddy and clear, slightly open red lips at the moment, accompanied by a silly moan, Aunt Pei closed her eyes, but it was only a few seconds, her eyes suddenly widened in panic, and her little hand raised and quickly pushed Yu Bai twice, but there was no push, and finally there was only a sound from her lips.
Yu Bai's guts are really big this time, just at the door of Lao Wu's room, and he didn't think about what the scene was when Lao Wu suddenly pushed the door out.
"Whew"
A few minutes later, Aunt Pei was panting and suddenly fell into a limp and was about to fall, Yu Bai hurriedly supported her, letting her face bury in her chest.
Aunt Pei's face was a little messy at the moment, a little resentful, the lipstick had been completely gnawed, her little hand suddenly grabbed Yu Bai's clothes a little hard, her head was buried deeper, and her voice was a little muffled through her clothes at the moment: "If your mother knew that you were like this, she would have kicked you out of the house."
Aunt Pei broke free from Yu Bai's arms, looked at him resentfully at the moment, and silently said in her heart: "Little bastard"
Sister Wu, you also said let me look at him, I, I.
As soon as he went out, he hugged me and kissed me.
But I couldn't do anything about him.
A man's instinct, Yu Bai is talking cheaply at the moment, "Isn't that simple, don't let my mother know, let's just sneak around?" ”
Aunt Pei didn't open her head, she didn't dare to look at Yu Bai, and her tone was a little stumbling: "Who, who is sneaking around with you." ”
Yu Bai didn't answer directly, and raised the back of his hand with a blink of an eye, and then wiped it on Aunt Pei's lips, "Look at you, you are eating too quickly, and the corners of your mouth are full of saliva." ”
"Ahh Aunt Pei was not too ashamed, she was so anxious that she stepped on Yu Bai twice with her foot.
Originally, he was not willing to use his strength, but Yu Bai was about to fall down with a scream, Aunt Pei hurriedly reached out to hug Yu Bai's back and wanted to catch him, but Yu Bai had the intention of falling, but he leaned back at his waist, and then looked at Aunt Pei with a warm smile: "What's the matter, why did you take the initiative to throw yourself into your arms?" ”
Aunt Pei was stunned for a moment, and then she was angry, she knew that she was bullying him, and just wanted to let go of Yu Bai, Yu Bai hugged her back, feeling that her warm body was struggling, Yu Bai really bit Aunt Pei's ear gently, and then blew: "Pei Pei, don't move." ”
Aunt Pei continued to push twice at first, and then the strength of the resistance became weaker and weaker, and finally blushed and stayed quietly in Yu Bai's arms.
Feeling Aunt Pei's breathing, Yu Bai then asked, "Did you miss me?" ”
Aunt Pei just wanted to snort duplicitously and said that she didn't want to, but Yu Bai immediately threatened with a smile: "If you dare to say you don't want to, I'll continue to kiss you, when you think about it, I won't kiss you." ”
Aunt Pei was stunned for a moment, and then bit her lip angrily: "Stinky guy, you still threaten me?" I just don't want to! ”
As a result, looking at Yu Bai's lips that were really close, okay, a good woman doesn't suffer the loss in front of her, Aunt Pei stretched out her hand to block Yu Bai's lips, and said angrily: "After thinking about it, it's okay, ancestor." ”
Seeing that Yu Bai was still very concerned about the rules of the rivers and lakes, she withdrew her lips, and Aunt Pei's little hand pinched Yu Bai's waist lightly, and she pouted her lips with no anger and said, "I really owe you in my last life."
Yu Bai smiled and helped her tidy up her hair that was messy at the moment after some fuss, and then kissed her lips lightly on her forehead, completely controlling the rhythm of his relationship with Aunt Pei, and said softly: "Let's go, let's go eat something first." ”
Aunt Pei exhaled, here, the pressure in the corridor is too great, in case Sister Wu opens the door for a while.
Aunt Pei had to drag Yu Bai to death here.
"Hands."
Yu Bai saw that Aunt Pei had forgotten something, so he wanted to go forward directly, immediately grabbed her, then stretched out his hand, and said unreasonably: "Take me by the hand." ”
Aunt Pei glanced at him faintly, and finally sighed, this time she didn't twist, she obediently put her hand in Yu Bai's hand, and kissed and hugged her, holding hands is nothing.
The white and slender little hand was in her hand, and Yu Bai played with her little thumb for a while, pinched her index finger for a while, and finally gently scratched her palm.
At this moment, she has walked to the street, there are so many people, Aunt Pei really couldn't help it, and pressed her voice close to Yu Bai and said, "Stinky boy, it's almost okay, you don't want to be ashamed, I still want to be embarrassed!" ”
"Let's lead us, it's above board, why does it have anything to do with shame?" Yu Bai felt the envious gazes around him, and replied calmly.
Never-mind? Just now you played with my feet in front of your mother, and you didn't say that you, your mother and I are good sisters, so you are the son of a good sister?
Aunt Pei looked at Yu Bai is Lai Pi and didn't let go, and she had no choice but to sulk at the dried tofu and eat the barbecue viciously.
Yu Bai proposed: "Aunt Pei, do we want to have a drink?" ”
Aunt Pei vigilantly put down the skewer in her hand and shook her head: "Don't drink." ”
"I also said we didn't see each other like this, so let's have a drink." Yu Bai sighed regretfully, but he didn't force it: "If you don't want to, then forget it, there is also a string of rice cakes, which you also like to eat." ”
"This big gluten tastes good, Pepe, you can try it."
Lao Wu was not in front of him, Yu Bai opened and closed his mouth at the moment Pei Pei also shouted smoothly, Aunt Pei had to refute two sentences at first, muttering that Yu Bai was not big or small, but he was used to it later, whatever he called, but she felt that Yu Bai was too floating this time, and she needed to remind him, "Stinky boy, in front of Sister Wu, you have to be honest, you know?" ”
Yu Bai was stunned for a moment, and then asked with a smile: "What about not in front of my mother?" ”
Aunt Pei's ears turned red, "Of course, you have to be honest." ”
Yu Bai asked: "Then what if I'm not honest?" ”
Aunt Pei waved her fist fiercely at Yu Bai's face, "That aunt really beat you." ”
"Okay." Yu Bai put down his chopsticks, wiped his mouth, and suddenly coughed twice and said, "Just find a place, let's fight, Aunt Pei, if you don't make me cry, I look down on you." ”
"Hmph, don't think I dare."
"Of course I know that Aunt Pei dares you, but you feel sorry for me the most, and you will definitely not beat me."
Yu Bai raised his hand and fed Aunt Pei a mouthful of enoki mushrooms with a smile.
After Aunt Pei finished chewing, she muttered quietly, "Knowing that I feel sorry for you and bullying me all day long, what a bastard." ”
Yu Bai didn't say anything to refute, he was full of food and drink, patted his stomach leisurely, and then asked, "Aunt Pei, are you full?" ”
"Hmm." Aunt Pei nodded.
"Okay, then let's go back and rest," Yu Bai took a toothpick in his mouth, staggered out of the barbecue restaurant, turned his head and looked at Aunt Pei's hair.
The two returned to the hotel quietly, Aunt Pei took her wallet and was about to pay Yu Bai to open the room, but she knew that Yu Bai said that she didn't bring her identity, and when he returned to school in a while, he didn't have to waste opening a new room and flickered into the elevator upstairs.
Then after Yu Bai entered Aunt Pei's room, Aunt Pei's little face suddenly became anxious, only to see Yu Bai slip into the house, there was a big bed in the room, Yu Bai took off his shoes, went to bed, and lay on the bed with a dead face.
Yes!
Aunt Pei just took off her shoes, her slippers hadn't been changed yet, and she was barefoot, and her heart suddenly fluttered and hurriedly wanted to drag Yu Bai up, and said angrily: "You, aren't you going back to school after you sit for a while!" ”
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