Chapter 192: Shameless
"Why do you want me to follow you when you're playing? Also, why did you ask me to follow you with a VCR? Qin Doudou looked at Chen Shaorong, who was wearing a cap and mask, and asked.
"I'm afraid that I'm playing too much and being recognized, and then I can have two choices, the first one, I said that I am an Internet celebrity who imitates me, but I just look alike, but I am not Chen Shaorong himself.
Aren't there a few Internet celebrities imitating me now, and they still look a little alike, so I just said that I was doing a street live broadcast, and you could pretend to give me a video to prove that I was an Internet celebrity for me.
What about the second plan, if I play too much, you come forward and pull me and say loudly: Chen Shaorong, I have been looking for you for so long, you actually came here to play, and the doctors have said that your ligament is ruptured, and you need to rest, if you play with an injury like this, you will be injured twice.
You see, if I play ball, I won't be discovered, and I can make an excuse for myself, but I can't say it myself, I said, people will say that I make excuses, but when you say that, it's different. ”
Qin Doudou →_→
"You play ball and vegetables, and you still don't admit it, what is there to hide." Qin Doudou complained.
"That's not good, my playing ball dishes doesn't mean that I was born with a meal, I have to find a reason for my food to find an excuse, Chen can not care about anything in his life, but he can't be said that I play ball food.
You'll never understand what it means for a boy to be told to play on the pitch. It's the same as a woman saying a man can't. Chen Shaorong wore a jersey without numbers, and wanted to wear a No. 23 or No. 24 jersey, but it was easy to be chased and played on these two number jerseys.
White socks with slippers, whether you play or not, you have to lift the force first, hold a backpack, wear a pair of sneakers, a trauma spray, and a No. 23 jersey, when you meet a weak chicken, change into a No. 23 jersey, show the aura of the god of basketball, take off your socks and spray a trauma spray when you don't play well, let people know that they are injured and have not played well.
Chen Shaorong regretted it a little, he knew that he liked football at the beginning, anyway, it wasn't that he couldn't play well, maybe he could receive a few endorsements for athlete's foot.
In his previous life, Chen Shaorong played basketball in elementary school, and often went to the field to play, but the technique was really at the level of passers-by, and he didn't play every day, or occasionally, and most of the time he was given mock test papers.
From elementary school to university and even after working, Chen Shaorong also calculated that the time that might add up to 1,000 hours may be at most, after all, everyone feels that playing ball affects their studies and is not suitable for eating.
Chen Shaorong rode a battery car to take Qin Doudou to two nearby courts, and after arriving at the first court, Chen Shaorong took a look at it and rode away.
"Why are you leaving, isn't there a game here?" Qin Doudou said.
"It's unprofessional here, I'm afraid of getting hurt when I play." Chen Shaorong said.
"It's not professional, I look at the average of those people in the stadium who have more than 185."
"Being tall doesn't mean being professional, that's the misconception of you ball blind." Chen Shaorong rode to a stadium again, looked at it, and parked the car.
"You're going to fight here?" Qin Doudou asked.
"Yes, it's very professional here." Chen Shaorong said.
"Are the kids wearing school uniforms? It also says xx elementary school, you actually play ball with primary school students, this major? Chen Shaorong, you are really shameless. Qin Doudou said.
"You know a hammer, don't look at them small, they look very professional, these are two or three years old to start practicing, all the way to professional training, I only play with professionals." Chen Shaorong twisted his neck and pressed his legs.
changed into the No. 23 jersey and prepared to go on the court to teach these juniors a lesson, teach them to play well, and let them know that if they hadn't concentrated on studying, the NBA's No. 1 Chinese point guard might be him Chen Shaorong.
Chen Shaorong walked to the court with his backpack, glanced around, and didn't find any strong adults, all grandparents brought their children here, this court is very small, just a small court in the community, to be precise, half of the court, and the other half is some fitness equipment.
Chen Shaorong sat aside and took out professional sneakers from his bag, these shoes are worth 5,000, they are the same style of combat boots as a superstar, and they are still limited.
After changing his shoes, Chen Shaorong warmed up with the ball and dribbled for a while, pointed to a child and said: "Three to three, no to play." ’
"Hit." A little fat man and Chen Shaorong said.
This group of people is estimated to be one age, Chen Shaorong glanced at it, and they were almost eleven or twelve years old.
"Come on, then." Chen Shaorong said.
Next, Qin Doudou saw how shameless Chen Shaorong was from a distance, singled a little boy less than 1.7 meters with his back, and then turned around and went to the basket, and after the layup, he raised his hands to make a celebratory action, and when he defended, he directly gave a little boy a hot pot under the basket with the advantage of height and strength.
When he held the ball, he made a turnaround jumper with his back to the single, and the kid jumped hard and didn't block him.
Qin Doudou can't stand it anymore, the average height of this group of children is about 163, Chen Shaorong actually plays with dribble under his crotch and changes speed jumpers, and if he misses, he grabs rebounds by himself.
An old lady took pictures with her mobile phone, and an old man shouted with her mobile phone: "Dabao, where are you?" Come downstairs in the community, your brother is playing with a young man, you come and play together, your brother can't touch someone's ball. ”
When Chen Shaorong heard it, this is not about martial arts, why is it still shaking?
Quickly packed up my things and left, and said, "Next time I play with you, my mother called me home for dinner." ”
Several children were abused by Chen Shaorong, and Chen Shaorong rode away with Qin Doudou in a car.
I was about to go to the previous court to see if there were any changes in that group, but on the way, I encountered a group of strong young people riding battery cars rushing towards the community basketball court, which seemed to be the first basketball court.
The other party and Chen Shaorong passed by, and Chen Shaorong came to the first basketball court and found that there was no one left.
Just a few girls playing there, it seems that there should be some basic skills but not much.
"Wait for me." Chen Shaorong got out of the car, Qin Doudou sat in the car and said to Chen Shaorong: "You are a person, you beat the child and the woman after beating it, right?" ”
"What do you know, as soon as you look at these young ladies, they are professionally trained," Chen Shaorong hurriedly got out of the car and walked to the court.
"Little sisters, can we play a game together?" Chen Shaorong stepped forward and said.
"Okay, how do you fight?" The girls looked at Chen Shaorong and said.
"1V1, there are not enough people to play 3V3." Chen Shaorong said.
"Okay, I'll fight you." A girl with a height of 170 wearing a jersey and sneakers said to Chen Shaorong that she didn't take it seriously, so she thought she was playing for entertainment.
Chen Shaorong exchanged positions with the other party to serve, and let the other party play first, these girls should be the girlfriends of several people in the group of boys just now.
Qin Doudou saw that the girl who was 1V1 with Chen Shaorong held the ball and wanted to jump shot, but Chen Shaorong directly sent it out in a big hot pot, and the girl hadn't reacted yet, she usually played like this.
In the next time, Chen Shaorong showed off all kinds of ball skills, a feint shook the girl, so that the girl fell directly to the ground, Chen Shaorong held the ball for the first time to make a layup, and then threw the ball to the girl, until she attacked with the ball.
The girl sat there and looked at Chen Shaorong incredulously, this grandson really didn't have any pity at all, he really played ball.
The girl held the ball angrily, and then prepared to impact the basket, but was blocked by Chen Shaorong, the girl wanted to play a turn and jump shot, but Chen Shaorong directly stole the ball in his hand, Chen Shaorong began to attack with the ball, Chen Shaorong turned his back and singled, the girl was directly knocked to the ground by him, he quickly turned around and threw the basket easily.
The girls watching the game on the side couldn't stand it and said to Chen Shaorong: "What is it for you to bully a woman as a big man, eat the advantage of physical fitness." ”
"You wait, let's find a few people to play with you." A girl with dyed pink hair picked up her mobile phone and called it and said, "Long Long, your girlfriend was beaten and cried. ”
When Chen Shaorong heard this, he quickly turned around and left, and said: "I'll go to the toilet, no matter what kind of dragon, let that other party wait here, and I will be able to do it for a while." ”
After speaking, Chen Shaorong left in a dashing manner, and then rode away quickly.
After a while, a group of young men came on bicycles, and a boy with a height of 195 ran into the field and said, 'What about people? Who dares to bully my family Guoguo. ’
"One is wearing a hat and a mask, and the man is more than 1.8 meters."
"Hold the grass! It's him! Long Long said.
"You know him?" The girl on the side said.
"I don't know, but this grandson just played ball with my brother downstairs in our house, this person is so shameless, he specializes in bullying children and women, don't be caught by me, or I'll kill him, fuck!"
"My grandma just recorded a video and posted this grandson on the Internet, we made him famous and shouted for him to come over, this is so shameless, let's see if anyone knows him? Specializes in bullying children and women, right, this grandson is really special. A two-meter-tall boy said.
(End of chapter)