307, the way to open the New Year of the scumbag
I never expected that the way Bai Anliang opened in 2008 would be like this.
A fire in the harem?
No, it should be in quotation marks.
What era is it now, who still opens a harem~ Bai Anliang is not this kind of person, he doesn't even have a girlfriend, where did he come from.
It's just that some "confidants" have a little problem.
So, young girls are prone to this kind of trouble.
Unless it is a serious child who can be completely "in charge", otherwise, it will be a bit of a storm, and in this traditional family atmosphere in China, it will definitely be brought back to the ear.
Da Mimi's family is in Yanjing, she goes to school in Yanjing, the company is an unlucky person in Yanjing, and she has a family history, and the family is very decent and not to be caught.
I heard that even the uncle who was a professor at Tsinghua University was idle and bored and went to participate in the "triage".
How dare you ask Bai Anliang for help?
He is such an "illiterate", he really can't be caught in class!
The family conditions of the few young girls Bai Anliang knows are actually quite good, and the discipline in this regard may be stricter.
It may not interfere with their falling in love or something, but when it comes to something of this kind of scandalous level, you have to intervene, at least ask clearly.
No, Master Liu, who has always been relatively calm, also sent a message pitifully after Cai Yinong helped her "come out", telling Bai Anliang that she was also arrested by her family, and said that her parents wanted to invite Bai Anliang to dinner
Dine?
It's not long before the New Year, isn't it just a son-in-law who comes to eat at this time~
Can't go!
In this regard, Bai Anliang said that he could not help.
took a "family photo" to show that he was really busy and couldn't leave.
It's really busy, and there are too many people in the family.
At the end of the year, the juniors and disciples who were sent out by him to work hard outside had already rushed back one by one, and Bai Anliang's big villa was extremely crowded.
I almost didn't get complained about by my neighbors.
After all, dozens of macho men gathered together, and the people who listened to the movement were shocked.
It's a shame that they don't live in Bai Anliang at night, otherwise most of them would have to lay on the floor.
However, the scale of this year's annual meeting is a bit scary.
Dozens of juniors and disciples are just that, most of them still have people under their hands, just bring some apprentices and grandchildren, not counting the other employees of the company, there are hundreds of people, really get the annual meeting, hundreds of tables are not wanted.
Where is this for an annual meeting, a wedding?
"My dad said he wouldn't eat with you~"
"Huh? Why? ”
The girl cautiously spoke: "He said that you look like the underworld, so many little brothers"
Bai Anliang: ???
Is your dad the same dad as Da Mimi's dad?
How do you say that?
Suddenly, I found that my junior brother was still very useful, in addition to helping him take charge of the bigger and bigger business stalls, he could actually play such a role.
This is the first time that Bai Anliang has not immediately defended himself because people said that he looked like a gangster.
Well. Occasionally, he can also make a cameo.
But obviously, some girls eat this set at home, but some girls just don't eat this set.
What is the saddest day for a scumbag?
That's right, it's the New Year.
Faced with the invitations of one girl after another who wanted to ask him to dinner before the New Year, Bai Anliang had a headache.
It's nothing just to eat with girls, he can even eat with several girls at the same time, or be a master of time management, and eat with ten or eight girls in a day, he can do it.
But the problem is that the dinner invitation before and after the Chinese New Year is not just a dinner with a girl.
Everyone has to bring their parents.
This is all forced marriage routines, or the kind that wants to determine the relationship
Some girls are easy to refuse, and he just finds a reason and excuse, but some are more difficult.
"Isn't it, you're coming too?!"
Bai Anliang looked at Qin Lan in disbelief, his dear little secretary, such a capable little secretary, a little secretary who is becoming more and more professional day by day. actually "backstabbed" him at such a time?
Qin Lan was a little inexplicable, what's wrong, others can invite, why can't she invite?
She's not a girl, is she?
Isn't she?!
Seeing that his little secretary seemed to be about to transform into a "loud voice" on the spot, Bai Anliang appeased him for the first time.
"I just feel that you have always helped me solve problems, and suddenly one day you also caused problems for me"
Okay, still PUA?
Qin Lan couldn't help but roll her eyes, "It's just a meal, I'm not a female artist, you are my boss, my family will be very polite to you." ”
Ay?
It's also oh~
Two seconds later, Bai Anliang was shocked and almost fell for this girl.
Who would invite the boss to a family dinner? Isn't that?
At most, it is the kind of family errand that may be invited, red and white.
The former Bai Anliang is likely not to be able to participate, and the latter. You can't curse your parents like that.
In short, the identity of the boss did not say that he wanted to eat with the employee's family.
Little girly play routine!
Pretending to be pathetic, playing routines. One move after another.
Bai Anliang regretted a little why he waited until the year before filming "Ip Man 2".
should directly speed up the pace and give enough overtime pay to let the crew start work during the Chinese New Year.
At least you don't have to face so many gentle traps.
In other words, at this time, Liu Yifei's advantage is reflected, and Bai Anliang is not afraid to meet her parents.
He is too familiar with Liu Xiaoli and has dealt with him so many times.
Her family may also be the only one Bai Anliang who can really go to dinner without any psychological burden.
In fact, Bai Anliang was really ready to go.
The result is that the world is sinister and everywhere.
In the middle of the call, Bai Anliang heard the voice of an old lady next to him, and Liu Yifei was a little flustered and called out to his grandmother in a low voice.
Bai Anliang: ???
Can the world be more sincere and less routine?
He was about to be forced by these girls to find some work to do, and he was just about to say that he was going to take a little rest during the New Year's Eve.
——
"Don't look at me like that, I don't want to take you home for dinner"
Fan Xiaopang, a busy person, also found a rare time to find Bai Anliang, to be precise, she didn't go to the company, but called Bai Anliang to "home".
She is more and more attentive to this house, and the thief who decorates it has a breath of life.
In fact, neither of them has lived here a few times, but the house does not have the feeling of being uninhabited at all.
I guess I'll come here to add something as soon as I have time.
In the past year, Fan Xiaopang, a model worker in the entertainment industry and a desperate Sanniang, has made five movies alone, this girl is really ruthless!
In one year, Bai Anliang returned to the mainland and now has done all the workload in the past few years.
"Chubby, it's still hello!"
"Help me bring the child~"
As a result, Fan Xiaopang immediately gave such a sentence, and pulled out Fan Chengcheng, who was hiding behind her.
Bai Anliang's face froze, "With children? ”
"Ang~ My parents went on a trip and let me watch my brother, but I still have to work." Fan Xiaopang complained.
"What else do you have to do at the end of the year?" Bai Anliang was a little puzzled.
"That's more, isn't that "Apple" finished filming, and was shortlisted for the main competition unit of the Berlin Film Festival, I have to make some preparations in advance, this is the first time I am participating in the three major European films, see if I bring you a Berlin actress back!"
People are in good spirits on happy occasions, and it can be seen that Fan Xiaopang is indeed radiant.
It's going to the Berlin Film Festival, and she can really make a splash.
Of course, don't say whether she can win the award if she doesn't take off her clothes, she can't win the award if she takes it off.
Also Berlin actress. She didn't get the Golden Horse Golden Horse like the Golden Rooster Movie~
Not long after the Golden Horse Awards, she actually gained something and won the best supporting actress.
This girl doesn't know if she was fooled by Wanwanyan, and she acted as a lobbyist for others, so she had to pull Bai Anliang over.
The final result was naturally not to go, at that time it was the end of the promotion period of "Fast Pursuit", Bai Anliang came in Japan or South Korea, and went to the Golden Horse Awards to join in the fun.
And Bai Anliang has actually watched the "Apple", how to say it, it is obviously not as sincere as "Lust and Caution", but the stand-in that Fan Xiaopang found is still quite interesting.
"Your brother can be lost in the company, and a bunch of people can help watch it, just so that he can also exercise, but the Berlin Film Festival only starts in February, right? Are you going to get ready now? ”
"I want to talk about endorsements with the brand, it just so happens that I have a few endorsements that have expired, if I can get it done before the New Year, wouldn't it be okay to do it this year, oh yes, there is another thing. Did Zhang Ziyi look for you? ”
The sudden mention of Zhang Ziyi made Bai Anliang stunned for a moment, "What is she looking for me?" ”
It seems that there is such a thing~
Fan Xiaopang pursed her lips, "She asked me to film together, and then said that she wanted you to play the leading role, a movie called "Very Perfect", which she did herself as a producer. ”
Bai Anliang shook his head, "Blank checks. She can't afford to pay me. ”
"What about international superstars~ People are also international chapters, and they are not worthy of playing with you?"
"I shoot other people's films, and now I want money to die, or the script is really good"
Bai Anliang is actually pure, the script is really good, and the book doesn't need to look for him, and generally those who dare to open up to him want to throw money.
Speaking of people, it's a blockbuster.
But even if many blockbusters are too grinding, Bai Anliang doesn't have the time to pick them up.
Otherwise, it wouldn't be until now, and next year's work plan is only one "Ip Man 2".
He now has to make a movie of his own company every year, and he has a lot of things to do at other times, and he doesn't participate in many projects of his company.
Fan Xiaopang listened a little smacked, and he was so envious of this guy.
In this way, Zhang Ziyi did brag to her, and swore that as long as she took it, Bai Anliang would definitely "take the bait".
It's the same as "Painted Skin".
However, even if there is no Bai Anliang, she will still take this movie.
After all, this project is quite reliable, and the only thing that is unpleasant is that I want to play the second female lead for Zhang Ziyi. But she is indeed inferior to others now.
After expressing such thoughts, Fan Xiaopang still wondered if he would be sprayed by Bai Anliang, after all, he didn't seem to like this movie.
Go on the pole to match someone?
"Can't see it? Who says I can't take a fancy to it? This movie is quite interesting, but you must not be able to overpower Zhang Ziyi in the fan position, right? ”
In fact, if the movie "Very Perfect" ignores the cast brought by Zhang Ziyi's connections, it is actually a small-budget chick movie with a very good box office, and the box office seems to be close to 100 million, right?
But because Zhang Ziyi's lineup was a bit bluffing, it made the box office look extraordinarily bad.
Hey, hey, the international chapter, and Fan Xiaopang, Lin Xinru and others were also involved, so she made a movie with a box office of about 100 million?
I always feel like something is wrong.
"Well, that's right, if I'm going to get a Berlin actress." Fan Xiaopang gritted his teeth and began to dream in place again.
She looks like this to Bai Anliang, how can she still be counted like this?
It feels like buying a lottery ticket and starting to plan how to spend it when you win.
"Urban Films, Chick Movies"
Bai Anliang was reminded by this thing, a chick movie. This thing is based on a small and big theme.
In fact, to be honest, Zhang Ziyi is not very suitable for acting in this kind of movie.
Chick chick chick, all of whom are stepping on horses and whose eyes are almost higher than the top of their heads, don't be too high, they are famous struggle in the entertainment industry, strong women. Still acting in chick movies?
Fan Xiaopang is almost the same, Fan Ye's name has been shouted, don't be a little girl.
On the contrary, a serious chick can try it.
"The third child,There's a book.,The one I mentioned before.,Yes, yes, yes, there's no synopsis, right? You ask someone to expand on it, and I'll talk to you tomorrow about what the subject is, yes, the movie script."
directly called the third junior brother Bai Wu, Bai Anliang was quite grateful to Fan Xiaopang and reminded him.
However, this is a cheap honey honey~
There's no way, there's just such a little girl in his company, who else can she be cheap if it's not cheap.
It's a reward for her being so obedient.
"Is it for me?" After listening to his call, Fan Xiaopang said positively.
Bai Anliang spread his hands at her a little helplessly, "Good sister, with your temperament, isn't it against the harmony to act in this kind of movie?" ”
"Temperament can be adjusted." Fan Xiaopang muttered, but did not continue to debate with Bai Anliang, she knew that this thing did not eat this kind of thing in these matters, but was interested in what he had just called.
"Good sister? Shout again, I'll listen! Baby brother~"
His face is flushed, his lips are biting, and his hair is brushed. Obviously, this girl was made hot by Bai Anliang's title.
Bai Anliang immediately couldn't help it, but he still chose to hold back, because ah.
"Ahem, Chengcheng, have you written your homework? Playing here without homework? ”
Bai Anliang's reminder made Fan Xiaopang instantly remember that his "hated" brother was still there. The whole person is not very good, and his eyes are called fierce.
Fan Chengcheng: Ah????
Why does my sister look like she wants to kill herself, this expression is usually caused by her getting into trouble.
Fan Chengcheng didn't even know what he had done wrong, he just sat there obediently and played.
A bewildered face.
Then he was thrown by his own sister with a disgusted face to a terrible uncle who came to pick him up.
Why is it scary?
Fan Cheng has grown so big, he has never seen someone so tall and strong.
And then this terrible uncle, also took him to another, even more terrible place.
"Huh? Who's the kid? Second Senior Brother, yours? ”
"Don't fart, big brother!" Cannon was eager to deny it, and his words were completely out of his mind.
"Huh? Really?! ”
The juniors and disciples who were idle and bored playing in the company's fighting club suddenly surrounded them.
In less than a few seconds, Fan Chengcheng, who might have been a little rebellious in front of his parents and sister, almost didn't cry.
Where is it? It's horrible!
These uncles will eat people, right?
In short, after knowing who he is, the juniors and disciples also think that this kid is "their own person".
Kid, you're so thin, who did you beat at school?
Come, learn two tricks from your brother to ensure that you are invincible all over the school and become a campus bully.
Even at one point, in order to compete for what this kid could learn, the juniors and disciples started to compare on the spot.
When I sent this kid home at night, he got into the car tired and fell asleep. It's really stupid for Fan Xiaopang.
Her younger brother is afraid that he has never exercised so much since he was born.
Originally, Bai Anliang thought that Fan Xiaopang would feel sorry for his younger brother, but after the girls confirmed that their younger brother was just tired and didn't hurt anything, she immediately happily said: I'll hand it over to the junior brothers!
Be sure to have a happy and fulfilling holiday for your child!
Or it has to be a sister who is willing to pit his younger brother, and when he is an elder brother, he generally won't be so cruel to his sister.
However, Bai Anliang suspects that there may be a reason why Fan Chengcheng said that he wanted to be a rapper before.
"Even if you practice martial arts, it's not so useful to learn for a few days, and I guess you will feel distressed if you learn it for a long time."
"Who expects him to practice anything, just to have a place where he can vent his excess energy, you don't know how annoying a little boy at this age is, he can tear down the house more than a husky!"
What can Bai Anliang say? Or my sister is willing to clean up her brother!
However, he is also a "younger brother" now, and the treatment is similar.
Fan Xiaopang is trying to let him vent his excess energy, but compared to Fan Chengcheng, who was easily taken by his junior brothers to play like a little dead dog, it is difficult for her here.
Especially after being stimulated by the phrase "good sister", Fan Xiaopang vowed to take the initiative throughout the process.
So that Bai Anliang can lie there with his head in his hands and don't have to do anything. I won't be able to do that until tomorrow morning.
However, whenever Fan Xiaopang wanted to give up, Bai Anliang used some verbal stimulation.
Something like "okay, fine dog".
The tricks he used are equivalent to the lethality of this sentence to men.
Give Chubby's stimulated self-esteem to explode, gritting his teeth to get him!
The consequence is that the next morning, her assistant came to pick her up to work, and this girl was still lying in bed and refused to get up~
Bai Anliang didn't shy away from the staff of Fan Xiaopang's studio at all, and after washing up in front of them, he saw that they were anxious to get Fan Xiaopang up, and reached out to help.
"Can't afford it? Your assistant, they're going to jump off the building in a hurry. ”
Fan Xiaopang, whose eyelids were so tired that he didn't want to lift it, just snorted, and subconsciously reached out to hug Bai Anliang, with a satisfied expression on his face, and slept more soundly.
Cow Pie!
Bai Anliang directly lifted the quilt and hit her buttocks.
I printed a handprint directly.
"Oops~"
Now, I can be regarded as waking up.
But when he woke up and saw several people in his room, Fan Xiaochubby was stunned, "What's the situation?" ”
"Sister! We're going to catch a plane! There are still ten minutes, and if you don't leave, it will definitely be too late for the security check! ”
The assistant sister didn't care about her boss still having a bare butt at this time, anyway, except for Bai Anliang, she was a woman, so she stepped forward and shook Fan Xiaopang's shoulders and urged anxiously.
"Huh? Oooo I'm going to get up! ”
took the initiative to lift the quilt, Fan Xiaopang screamed directly, and reached out to cover it, "Where's my underwear?!" ”
Assistant: Could it be that I took it off? This sheet is buried like this, you can wear clothes to have a ghost~
But at this time, it was really not a good time to complain about their boss, several girls went into battle together, helped Fan Xiaopang put on clothes, and was stunned to get washed, dressed, and even put on makeup on his face within five minutes.
It was amazing for Bai Anliang to see it.
No wonder Fan Xiaopang was able to shoot so many dramas last year!
The sixth on the celebrity list, well deserved, even the assistants under their hands operate as if they were changing tires in an F1 race.
That's called a quick.
It is estimated that there are many kinds of hurried field running notices, and even the clothes are so skillfully helped to put them on.
Fan Xiaopang called him before, saying that he was so busy that he was put on clothes by the assistant when he was sleeping, which is really not a lie!
It's too fast.
suddenly changed from a lazy cat lying in bed to a radiant city girl.
No, he waved his hands in a chic manner, put on his sunglasses, and took a big stride to flash people.
Five seconds later, she suddenly came back to the kill.
"The elevator is coming up, a little time, quick, a kiss."
Bai Anliang:
Is it so hurried to kiss the mouth?
After feeling that he was messed up by this girl, Bai Anliang touched his mouth and doubted his life a little.
Until Fan Xiaopang stood at the elevator entrance and waved his hand at him with a smile, "Happy New Year~ See you in the next year." ”
Bai Anliang was happy, "Happy New Year." ”
(End of chapter)