Chapter 279: The Correct Way to Open the Spit

After Niu Li commented on the other guests on stage, she pointed the finger at Chen Shaorong, she knew very well that her fan group did not like Chen Shaorong, because Chen Shaorong was the number one public enemy of her fan group.

Chen Shaorong's image among her fans is that of a scumbag among scumbags, and there is nothing that can be replaced.

Because Chen Shaorong did a big rebellious thing, he had an affair with Zhang Huahua, Zhang Huahua used to be Niu Li's previous top spot, and these female fans all followed Zhang Huahua to spray everywhere.

Later, another leader in their eyes came out, that is, Wang Xiaojuan, who slandered and wrote a small essay to accuse Chen Shaorong, his so-called ex-girlfriend.

was sent in by Chen Shaorong, and Zhang Huahua was still with Chen Shaorong.

In an instant, the worldview of this group of people collapsed, and the group of maggots had no leader, but fortunately Niu Li appeared, otherwise they were all homeless maggots.

That's why Chen Shaorong will become their number one public enemy, this group of people and Yu Lisheng's fans and Wang Kun's fans who were beaten by Chen Shaorong before are the groups that hate Chen Shaorong the most, and everyone can be punished.

Niu Li wants to speak up for fans and drain traffic for herself.

Because she knows that the more ruthless she sprays Chen Shaorong today, the more she earns.

Niu Li stood on the stage with a microphone and said: "Chen Shaorong, he is not handsome, the entertainment industry is too handsome than him, his appearance is ordinary in the entertainment industry, very confident, and even a little arrogant, so it is not an exaggeration to say that he is a Puxin man."

He is always full of confidence, and I have always wondered if the girls who had scandals with him had entered the state of human intelligence at some point and were accompanied by eye diseases.

Breaking up with him belongs to being sober, regaining his intelligence and his eyes are cured, Ms. Su, you have to go to the ophthalmologist quickly, because you may have a severe eye disease, and when you are cured, you will find that the world has become more beautiful. ”

There was a cheer from the audience, because of this talk show, 96% of the audience were women, and it could even be said that 99% of them were coming.

Niu Li looked at Chen Shaorong and continued: "Chen Shaorong personally demonstrated one thing, the world is as black as a crow, and a man may be south or north, but it must not be a thing.

If you use the analogy of historical figures, he is the combination of Chen Shimei and Pan Jinlian, he must be an adjective thousands of years later, as long as a person is water-based, half-hearted, unfaithful to feelings, evil, etc., the above 100,000 words are omitted, and this person will be said to be the same as Chen Shaorong. ”

The audience cheered again, and Chen Shaorong looked at Niu Li's eyebrows dancing there, and said that energetically.

He still kept smiling, and everyone in the guest seat cheered, because this might make the audience feel that they all agreed with Niu Li's point of view, and they would get a good impression and not be sprayed.

"Many people say that Chen Shaorong is talented but not virtuous, I agree with this sentence, because in addition to talent, he does lack some morality, we learned morality and the rule of law when we were children, Chen Shaorong may not have learned morality, only learned the rule of law, I suggest that Chen Shaorong should re-study the morality and rule of law in the nine-year compulsory education, especially morality.

I also hope that your life is more green, less yellow, and the most important thing is that you must reflect on yourself every day, am I moral? I'm not north or south, am I something or not?

Thank you, I'm Niu Li, a moral person, a person who loves green life. ”

Niu Li didn't shake hands with Chen Shaorong in order to avoid suspicion, and walked off the stage directly to high-five others, and the audience cheered.

Next, all the guests took turns to complain, and those who complained about Chen Shaorong were very happy, and finally arrived at Chen Shaorong.

"Next, let's invite today's main coffee Chen Shaorong." Liu Jingang said with an advertising card.

Chen Shaorong got up and walked to the main podium, looked at the audience and the guests and said with a smile: "Now the pressure is on the program team, what I say below, if they cut off the glass heart, I will definitely spray it on the Internet, because I hate malicious editing very much, I will spray it, you won't be surprised, right."

How will I spray it? I will insist that the program team release the full version until it is released, otherwise I will post this show on the Internet every day, will I not be able to afford it?

I'm a person who holds grudges, I can't stay overnight if I have a grudge, otherwise I will have insomnia and can't sleep, I'm a person with a small belly, everyone knows this, you see, as long as I'm bad enough in the eyes of the public, everyone's lower limit for me is no lower limit.

In this era, it is always possible to let a group of people with no lower limit show on stage. ”

The audience fell silent, is this self-deprecation or what? But I always feel that what he said makes sense.

"I know, many people are expecting my personality to collapse, the key is that I collapsed, you have no surprises, I don't collapse, you are not surprised, you will think about how this thing has not collapsed."

There was laughter from the audience, but the people in the program team frowned, what Chen Shaorong said now is completely different from the manuscript he submitted for review.

"The program team is panicking now, because my manuscript is different from the one given to the program team, why? Because I think talk shows are mainly based on complaining, if you read and memorize according to the script, it is either a complaining or a talk show, you can pick up the two words of complaining, but the program team can rest assured, what I say below will definitely let you pass the review, because I know where the minefield is better than you.

First of all, let's talk about Liu Jingang, Mr. King Kong, who has also worked on the C channel for many years, and is a teacher at Communication University.

Raise the bar, strong words, wear colored glasses to look at people, and finally become famous, the classic scene is to ask people if the person who fainted is pretended, I guess the teacher of King Kong was panicked at that time, this will not touch the porcelain, right? ”

There was laughter from the audience, and Liu Jingang's face was a little gloomy.

"Actually, Mr. King Kong, you have to be clear, you have been teaching for so many years, you should have understood a long time ago, the media is divided into many fields, such as finance, people's livelihood, sports, history, current politics, etc., you have tried all of the above, why can't you?

Because it's not funny enough, why did you switch careers to entertainment? Because it's funny, that's why, because you're a joke yourself, so you've taken so many detours, mainly because you don't think you're a joke, but think you're a character. ”

Hold the grass, this complaint, directly let the atmosphere of the scene fall into an indescribable atmosphere, many people can't accept this kind of complaint, because it feels too ruthless, but this can't be accepted, this show can be turned off directly, you can attack the guests and the audience in a joking mode, and you can't afford to make jokes, then this is the behavior of hooligans.

"Let's talk about Li Xiaoliang, Brother Liangliang, last time I watched Brother Liangliang participate in a variety show, Li Rang said three works of an actor, there are really a lot of actor masterpieces surnamed Guo, I have also seen it, look at the way your group of people can't answer, and there is a mocking tone.

At that time, I was confused, no wonder I can't remember what you have starred in, I checked Du Niang's works, and as a result, a bunch of advertisements popped up for me, asking me to go to the psychiatric department. ”

There was laughter in the audience, and Li Xiaoliang's face became gloomy.

Chen Shaorong continued: "What's the problem? The problem is that you don't go to learn acting skills from excellent actors and watch other people's works, where does your time go? At this time, it suddenly occurred to me that your time has been given to your family, old iron.

You are a new genre of acting, I call it a real-time acting genre, this thing is really too difficult, because you can start acting directly on the camera, and you are not to blame for the weak acting skills in film and television, blame the lens, because this lens is not broadcast live in real time, next time you put the lens online, then you will definitely be able to show your superb acting skills in film and television dramas.

If you compete for real-time acting performances, what Dong Daoming, Xi Zhiwen, Nan Baoguo, Bei Guoli, Zhong Xuejian, and Qianmian Jiahui all have to bow down, then it should be changed to Dong Panzi, Xi Xiaoliang, Nan Gazi, North Xiaoxian, who handed it over to the audience and posted it on the barrage. ”

Li Xiaoliang almost went crazy with anger, this Nima, is it a compliment? actually confused themselves with Gazi and Panzi, do their sales are as high as their own?

Chen Shaorong looked at the guest seat again and said, "Teacher Zhang Hailin, is the teacher here an honorific title?" No, I think most of the honorific titles of teachers now are greetings, that is, Mr. Zhang, Mr. Li, or Uncle Zhang, Uncle Li, Senior Zhang, Senior Li Senior.

Because Mr. Zhang Hailin is a screenwriter, I am also a writer, after all, I have also written several global bestsellers, on the text, my skills are not inferior to him, all of Mr. Zhang's masterpieces are basically secondary adaptations, there is basically no original, secondary adaptation or joint adaptation, the key is that Mr. Zhang sprays this and that every day, I went to see his works, and I even suspected that Mr. Zhang was blackening himself.

As for how Mr. Zhang became famous? He became famous by greeting each other's family members by scaring people and idol fans.

I advise all trolls, don't spray each other with Mr. Zhang, you spray each other with him, Mr. Zhang is fame and fortune, and you have added wear and tear to your keyboard at most.

If I just talk about typing the keyboard, I may not be as good as Mr. Zhang, sometimes I will secretly go to his Weibo to learn his spraying skills, this point, he can indeed be my teacher, there were chivalrous warriors who fought swords to go to the end of the world, and now there are Zhang Hailin keyboards sweeping trolls.

Give Mr. Zhang a keyboard, he can make the Internet world more exciting, if the keyboard warrior has a rank, Mr. Zhang Hailin is a generation of grandmasters, but I want to say, it's good to have this time to polish your works.

It's really hard to imagine that the evaluation of you on the Internet in the future will be two words [Jian Zong], "Jian Sheng", "Jian Xia Ke", "Ren Jian and One". ”

Zhang Hailin stared at Chen Shaorong and took a deep breath angrily, this grandson is really complaining, wait, go back and pick up the keyboard and spray you turtle grandson on the Internet.

"You see Dan always laughing, Li Tiedan, nicknamed Dandan, loves to drink, and he can be regarded as a young man, after all, he is called a general, and he likes to call himself a poet and writer on the Internet, and he can't move the whole two sentences, attracting a group of people with relatively weak knowledge reserves to worship.

What he said, if it weren't for his fame, you would have tasted it carefully and found that it was true, the level of anthologies written by junior high school students themselves, write a good talk show script, mainly to be kind to a few old brothers under your hands, because the manuscript they write to you is really better than what you write yourself.

There is still a bit of a difference between writing an essay and writing a talk show, you see how happy your fans are, and your book sales are telling you that you are not suitable to be a writer and a poet.

It is said that many of your books are still bought out of your own pocket to give away and send to employees and fans? Then you might as well buy some of my books and give them away, at least people still know about it, and think your taste has improved.

Those statements of yours, I really came as soon as I opened my mouth, the most important thing is that you see Dandan always acting like dung, but every time you do a show and a commercial performance, you will never be soft, you want and want, you are actually a money-hungry businessman, and you admit that it is nothing.

Not pure enough, I think you should be yourself, look at me, a small-bellied chicken intestine, a womanizer, revenge, half-heartedness, I showed it to the audience, you can't do it, if you want to have some small flaws one day, you will have a blood collapse, so you might as well tell the world that you are greedy for money and lustful, it is better than you pretending to be a two-sleeved breeze to basically interrogate. ”

Li Tiedan's face is not good, Chen Shaorong is directly spraying, he really complains.

"Teacher Wang Chengru, I'm afraid that I said that he has high blood pressure, but I still want to say ah, your label is that you made money by going to the sea to do business in the nineties, and how much you made was what you and those marketing accounts said, anyway, Forbes and the tax bureau have proved for you that you don't have much money.

My dad also went to the sea to do business during that period, and he did a little bigger than you, but no one would say that my dad went to the sea to do business and made some money, and would say that he was the founder of Huaxing, why?

Because you have a career, the hero doesn't mention the courage of the year, so now, what are the specific works of you? To be precise, I've always been curious, you always run to comment on other people's acting skills,

You and Li Xiaoliang have both created an era that belongs to you, your acting school, he is a real-time acting stream, you are commenting on the acting stream, to be honest, I am also mixed in the film and television industry, and everyone has seen my works, I think, an actor, a screenwriter, the most important thing must be fame, because after fame, there is a life guarantee.

But what about when you have a living guarantee? If your own hard power is not good, then it must come quickly, and you will lose it quickly, in fact, several teachers present can interact, the most powerful thing about you is that you have been in the entertainment industry for so long, and you have no hard power at all, but you can thrive for so long that you can start classes.

What is this, this is nine years of compulsory education and fish that have slipped through the net, you have to thank these fish, otherwise you are really telling everyone that hard work and success have nothing to do with each other, and strength and fame have nothing to do with each other.

I think the Nobel Prize should be set up to fish in troubled waters, and most of you will win it. ”

The scene fell into a deathly silence, Chen Shaorong looked at the people at the scene and continued: "Niu Li, a magical girl, she can let a company clearly know which marketing planners of their own company are indiscriminate, fishing in troubled waters, a car seller, a computer accessories, a wine seller, the three major categories of consumer groups are more than sixty percent of the male enterprises, looking for Niu Li to endorse, you said that your business performance is not declining, so is there any reason?"

Give these companies two words, they deserve it, their own companies have such a big problem, and Niu Li will help you find out, you really should review it.

Niu Li always likes to talk about how men in the world are, Puxin men, etc., her fans are happy, but I want to say to these fans that Niu Li's company, from the boss to the shareholders, is all men, and even the editor-in-chief to the editor-in-chief are all men.

The manuscript has to be reviewed by the editor-in-chief and the editor-in-chief, and the editor-in-chief and the editor-in-chief have to give revisions, and the commercial performances are also provided by this company, and the money earned is also earned for this company.

If Niu Li leaves immediately, you can actually bear to work in this male-dominated company for so long, and you are wronged.

I found an interesting thing, now the excellent contestants of the small essay on the Internet, looking through the attention list, there must be Niu Li, why?

I know a little bit anyway, the dung pit attracts maggots, yes, I'm the maggots, so I also paid attention to Niu Li. ”

The people presentΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·

This grandson, really, actually scolded himself first, and then took the opportunity to scold a group of people.

He really fired the map cannon, but the key was that he scolded himself.

"I know that many people are in a hurry now, especially after seeing some viewers after this episode of the show, I want to say, don't worry, because I still have something to say......"

The people at the scene couldn't sit still, and you turtle grandson still want to continue scolding, right? You're scolding, aren't you?

(End of chapter)