387. The phone you dialed is turned off
Today's headlines are:
"Liu Dehua Gives Birth to a Daughter".
Bai Anliang watched the news and always felt that what he was meowing about was a bit too "targeted".
He just flipped through it, and the first thing he saw was it.
Of course, it is a matter of congratulations for people to have children, at such an old age, it is estimated that they are quite guilty, but Bai Anliang thought that he was likely to have a child soon. I felt like I was twitching.
To be reasonable, if he gives birth to a child at the same age as Liu Dehua, it doesn't matter.
But then again, if he dragged on to a young lady in his fifties, he probably wouldn't be able to participate in any of them.
That's not called an older mother, it's all an old lady, a fart.
Before leaving, Da Mimi said ruthlessly, "Brother Anliang, you don't want to delay me until menopause, do you?" ”
It's very unreasonable for her to say this, what kind of menopause is worried about in her twenties. It's just lip service.
As far as she is healthy and full of life, you can see that her aunt is large and punctual.
But Bai Anliang is quite weak-hearted, and he doesn't know why he is so weak-hearted.
"Cannon, when are you going to get married and have children?"
Cannon: Oh no, my brother wants to find fault with me.
As far as Bai Anliang's tone and way of speaking, it looks like he used to find fault and beat him with a sandbag.
The cannon could only cautiously say, "I haven't met yet, senior brother." ”
"You're looking for one! What do you like? I'll introduce you to it. ”
"Senior brother, you're not married yet, I'm not in a hurry."
Dog thing, quite cunning
But then again, none of them are married, and it stands to reason that they are all of marriageable age.
Bai Anliang suspects that it will not be because of his own influence, right?
In this regard, the cannon said "fairly": "It's not a senior brother, several of our junior brothers have children." ”
"The one who rides the horse is called an illegitimate child."
The children of the junior brothers mentioned by the cannon, without exception, were all made up with Yanmar abroad.
It's impossible to marry, so you can pay some alimony every month.
"Isn't this what you told us before, senior brother, although we don't need to lick blood on the knife, but we have to be careful when we eat with our own hands, and marrying a wife indiscriminately is easy to be swept up in money."
Bai Anliang patted his head, he knew that he shouldn't have been so close to his eldest brother.
They all trampled on him.
Ten times he drank, and eight times the eldest brother wanted to complain to him about this kind of thing.
What martial arts brothers under him accidentally had an accident, such as a physical disability or something, their wives turned around and ran away with money.
Without exception.
Yes, without exception, all ran away with money.
The eldest brother Cheng is very sad every time he talks about it, and he doesn't forget to "brainwash" Bai Anliang, which means that he can only trust his brothers, not women.
This argument that brothers are like siblings and women are like clothes does sound quite reasonable.
After all, Bai Anliang himself seems to be really like this.
No matter what happens, he still trusts his juniors more.
Even if the girl who has known him for many years is suspected of being pregnant with his cub, his first reaction is actually . Troublesome.
Bai Anliang sighed, sometimes, even if he realized that his thoughts might not be right, he just couldn't change it.
Big Brother Cheng actually gave him a bad example.
I prefer to stay with my brothers, and I don't pay much attention to my women and children, and in the end, the child is crooked, and I have to help wipe my buttocks.
"Cannon, if I had a child."
Crunch!
The sharp brakes sounded, and the bastard of the cannon turned his head in surprise, "Really?!" Brother, do you have a child? ”
"I said what if. Why are you so excited? ”
Laughing and restarting the car, the cannon began to think in pieces: "It's not exciting, it's just that I think that in the future, I will not only drive for you, but also for a small brother, I think it's very interesting."
Big brother of the trumpet?
Little white?
Bai Anliang was happy, "What if it's a girl?" ”
"That's better, the girl is more well-behaved, so she should call me uncle, right? Hey~"
Yards, you're looking forward to it.
After the cannon, Bai Anliang's mentality seems to be much better.
The sense of entanglement is much less, and it has turned into calmness.
If you have a child, you will have a child! What a big deal.
He can't raise a cub in his big family business?
"Senior brother, it's here."
Looking up at the familiar Liu family villa, Bai Anliang did not hesitate any longer, and directly got out of the car and rang the doorbell.
It didn't take long for a familiar figure to appear in front of him, "Huh?!" What are you doing here? ”
"Not welcome?"
"Hmph~ Not very welcome, what are you doing here?"
"I'm coming to see you."
Through an iron door, Bai Anliang had already begun to look at Liu Yifei.
It's just that this chick is just wearing loose pajamas at home, and she can't see the situation of her stomach at all.
In other words, count the days, and can you find out for a month or two?
At this time, the stomach is really not very obvious.
"Weird, come in, what about the cannons? Would you like to come in for a cup of tea? ”
Hearing the sound, the cannon smiled and waved his hand, started the car and left the door of Liu's house, but Liu Yifei always felt that the cannon looked at him a little wrong
It used to be just friendly, but today, it seems to be mixed with something else.
And Bai Anliang!
It's particularly strange.
Where do you look?! She's already lost weight!
"Today my mother went out to see a friend, but it was unfortunate that she came, but no one made food for you"
It can be seen that Liu Yifei himself is still quite happy about Bai Anliang's "sudden visit", even if he is still unforgiving, but the behavior of hurriedly making tea for him as soon as he enters the door has explained everything.
Before Bai Anliang came, she should have been playing with the family cat, and there were a few lazy big fat cats lying in the living room at this time.
One of them was lying directly on the coffee table, with its limbs stretched out like a small turtle.
Bai Anliang, who also has cats himself, also liked to plate a plate of these cats of Liu Yifei's family when he came before, but when I saw them again today, I couldn't help but think of some messy knowledge points in my mind. Cats are bad for children, or children are bad for cats, etc.
Having said that, if you have a child at home, is it really not possible to have a cat?
I don't know if I felt Bai Anliang's "murderous aura", the cats in the living room "woke up" one after another, and then hurriedly slipped away.
"Huh? What about cats? Are you scared away? ”
Liu Yifei, who came over after making tea, was a little strange, how could his spicy cats be gone.
Bai Anliang scratched his nose, "These little things like to run around, what does it have to do with me." ”
"Is it~ By the way, how is the little tiger lately? Didn't you say you were sick last time, okay? You didn't bring it to me. ”
"Wilted for a few days, no big problem, take care of your body at home."
"I always feel like you're weird today~"
Liu Yifei leaned on Bai Anliang and stared up at his chin, as if he wanted to see the flowers.
Bai Anliang originally wanted to test her, but after thinking about it for a long time, he didn't find any good way, so he simply decided to have a showdown.
"Sissi."
"Ang~"
"Are you pregnant?"
"Poof!"
Liu Yifei regretted it very much, he shouldn't have drunk the water, but now it's better, a mouthful of water is sprayed on Bai Anliang's body.
You should!
She looked unhappy, "You are too much, Bai Anliang!" I've lost weight, and you're still saying things like that! ”
"I didn't mean that."
"You are who you are! You bastard! When I was fat, I praised people for being cute, anyway, as long as you were in bed, your mouth was sweet, but when you got out of bed, you thought I was fat, and you used pregnancy to mock me, you stinky and shameless."
There was a squirt, and the people who sprayed Bai Anliang were stupid.
Ah, what a strong reaction, isn't it?
Isn't this forcing him to make a big move!
"You're not pregnant, what kind of obstetrics and gynecology are you going to check?"
"You still say! You still say! ”
This time it was really hairy, Liu Yifei picked up the pillow and smashed it at Bai Anliang, and his face was red.
Of course, it was her flushed face.
Because she was so fat that she looked like she was pregnant, she went to check the obstetrics and gynecology department, and she felt ashamed of life!
If it weren't for the doctor's sentence "She's not pregnant, she's just fat", Liu Yifei might not be so determined to lose weight.
For a young girl, the lethality of these words is too great!
I can't bear it.
In this case, Bai Anliang can't do it if he doesn't "betray" Da Mimi, "Mimi told me, saying that you seem to be pregnant." ”
Liu Yifei: ???
"What did she tell you?"
"Said I saw the report of the obstetrics and gynecology examination at your house."
Liu Yifei was silent for a moment, looking at the non-fake expression on Bai Anliang's face, as if he really realized that this bastard was not joking.
A few minutes later, a burst of laughter rang out in the living room.
Bai Anliang's stomach hurt when he smiled.
"Hahaha fat~"
Liu Yifei covered her face in shame, from her neck to her ears, all red.
"That's it! Don't laugh, I've lost weight now! You touch! ”
"I touched it, and my stomach was indeed a lot flatter, but your mother was also quite outrageous, hahaha~"
"She was playing the piano indiscriminately, and I was killed by her. Okay, don't say any more! ”
"Don't say it, don't say it, the code scares me to death"
"Wait a minute~ That's why you're here today?" Liu Yifei was surprised.
Bai Anliang rubbed his face, the smile just now was a little stiff, and nodded casually, "Yes, you may be pregnant, can I not come to this kind of thing?" Of course, you're not going to say it's not mine."
"Your uncle! If it's really broken, who else is it not yours? ”
"Only I don't wear it?"
"Aang." Liu Yifei subconsciously agreed, but soon realized that something was wrong, "Phew! Wrong! What, what kind of person are you and me? It's just you! Even if you wear it, if I get pregnant, it will only be because you bought counterfeit and shoddy products and leaked out."
She said this with confidence.
Also, there are only two options for this kind of thing: definite and uncertain.
That "90 percent chance it's your child" actually shows the truth.
Ninety percent?
As long as it's not 100 percent, the green hat is already on.
After fully confirming that he would not suddenly have a child, Bai Anliang was completely relaxed, and at the same time, a trace of regret actually appeared in his heart.
After all, before he came, he did all kinds of psychological construction for himself, and almost had to convince himself to accept it.
It's a bit of a stumbling thing at this point.
Liu Yifei seemed to see something, and suddenly slowed down her tone and asked, "If I'm really pregnant."
"Give birth, I'll raise you."
"Do I need you to raise me? You should have said that I should marry you. ”
"Born secretly, you can continue to be your fairy sister, make a big fanfare, you really can only rely on me to raise a baby~"
"Who is your baby, you just don't want to be responsible for the stinky man, I don't want to give you an illegitimate child, dream!"
Give birth to a child and come out without a name?
How many women would like this kind of thing?
Anyway, Liu Yifei is unwilling, let alone not winning, if she really wins, if Bai Anliang doesn't marry her, she would rather beat her!
That's it!
There won't really be a girl willing to give birth to this bastard and not have a name, right? Wouldn't it, wouldn't it?
Da Mimi: Uh-huh~
Bai Anliang, who had just relaxed, suddenly felt a tightness in his heart, broken!
Liu Yifei's danger alarm on his side was lifted, but on the other side, he was only "learned from the West".
Da Mimi's chick is using Liu Yifei as an excuse to let Bai Anliang relax his vigilance. Well, that's a bit too much, and people didn't lie to him.
But the problem now is that during the dangerous period, Bai Anliang was filled.
I don't have time to explain, it's still too late to take medicine!
Looking at Bai Anliang, who was about to leave, Liu Yifei looked confused, "Why are you going?" ”
"I suddenly remembered that there is one more thing to deal with, you are obedient at home."
"You're here, at least have a meal with me, right?"
Liu Yifei is not fierce anymore, he is pitiful and follows him and pulls his clothes, it is rare to sell a cute, to give face to my brother.
Bai Anliang turned around and smiled at her, and Liu Yifei also laughed when she saw it, and her heart was stable.
As a result, the bars kissed her on the face, and then quickly put on their shoes and opened the door, "Next time, definitely." ”
"Bai Anliang! You bastard! ”
Bastard?
That's for sure.
Since his debut, Bai Anliang has not been a bastard one day.
Liu Yifei will not suddenly feel cold, she is used to it.
That is, to find the cat back, and complain about the scumbag while petting the cat.
Of course, the scumbag in her mouth is in a more uncomfortable mood than herself.
After getting in the car, Bai Anliang called Da Mi Mi and went over.
"I'm sorry, the phone you dialed is off."
Shut down?
Even after playing several times, this result, Bai Anliang could only call Da Mimi's agent again.
This time, she took it, but her agent was in Yanjing, and she was not by her side at all.
In desperation, Bai Anliang could only call Di Lireba.
The chick answered in seconds, and asked happily: "Boss, do you have something to do with me?" ”
"Is Yang Mi in the crew? Let her answer the phone. ”
"Uh, Sister Mimi has an announcement today, and she is not in the crew."
"Announcements today? How can it be! ”
"It seems that I received a temporary notice, and it also disrupted the shooting plan, and the director adjusted it for a long time"
Bai Anliang: It's bad!
It's really bad this time!
(End of chapter)