Chapter 392: Who's Pregnant?!

One thing that must be admitted!

The diversity of human beings as a species is sometimes beyond imagination.

For example, now, Bai Anliang looked at the non-stop phone and fell into deep thought.

This dude. There shouldn't be anything wrong with it, right?

Is it because what he just said is not clear enough?

Even if you hide under the covers and cry secretly for a while, you shouldn't keep calling

Or do you want to listen to it and get involved?

To be reasonable, if he really had such an idea, Bai Anliang might have to hammer him along the phone line.

Others love perverts, but he is not good at this mouthful, so he has to hammer the other party and tell him how many eyes the prince has in his eyes.

At this time, even Master Liu was anxious, as if he was worried that Bai Anliang would misunderstand something because of this, "I really have nothing to do with him." ”

"Po~"

After the sound, Bai Anliang's attitude was also shown.

He's going to get serious about dealing with the guy on the other end of the phone!

However, Master Liu was at a loss, feeling a little empty, and after seeing Bai Anliang's movements, he knelt there at a loss, not knowing what he should do.

Yes!

She knew she was going to do something

Although the fire is closed, the stove can't be extinguished~

She can help with the continuation first~

"Hey~ Do you have anything else?"

Answering the phone again, Bai Anliang's tone was not as polite as just now, and across the phone, people could feel that the fire was rising.

There's nothing wrong with him, he's really angry right now.

However, after glancing at the classmate Liu Shishi who was actively helping, Bai Anliang touched her head, which could be regarded as encouragement.

The girl looked up and smiled at him, not paying attention to the content of his call, but concentrating on what she had to do.

This is also one of the characteristics of teachers and classmates, she can only focus on one thing.

Regardless of whether Bai Anliang is to her or she is to Bai Anliang, she has not been able to experience some upside-down cheese.

But because of this, she can really be very attentive, very meticulous and never open and close, but that gentle and serious energy can still make people gasp.

But for Bai Anliang, who is distracted and used for two purposes, the guy on the other end of the phone is more worthy of attention.

"Can you please ask the teacher to answer the phone? I still want to talk to her. ”

The person on the other end of the phone didn't seem to hear Bai Anliang's voice, and while his tone was calm, he also had a bit of confidence.

After all, I have been in the entertainment industry for so many years, and it is normal to have a little confidence.

And it's really good at that.

Just now, Bai Anliang said, "She is asleep", and if it was replaced by an ordinary young man, his fingers might crack on the spot.

Otherwise, I have to say that the old man is stable, and the old man may not care about this at all

"I told you that she was asleep, and there was anything I could tell you about."

Bai Anliang felt that his voice was not distinctive enough, and he was silent when he couldn't let the other party hear it, and directly apologized three times and then rolled the calf.

"Who are you? Is it a boyfriend? ”

"I guess it has nothing to do with you, right?"

"It's okay, because I'm courting her, and if you are, I won't bother, and if you're not, then I think I still have a chance."

To be honest, at this moment, Bai Anliang really couldn't figure out what the other party was thinking.

Is it deliberately to retaliate against Bai Anliang's words just now, so he is disgusted by saying this, or is it really this idea in his head, what so-called fair competition is being engaged

And the other party's question is really good, is he Liu Shishi's boyfriend?

Obviously it's not related to each other, the two haven't officially confirmed each other for a few years.

Master Liu had never opened such a mouth with him.

After all, she is not quite the same as other girls, and the outrageous friendship with Da Mimi makes the two of them a little bit "comrade-in-arms", in this case. Neither of them can be like Da Tiantian or Liu Yifei, who openly and openly say that they are Bai Anliang's object.

Therefore, the other party really grasped the "pain point", mastered the core play, perfectly built the underlying logic, and accurately found the BUG

However, how could Bai Anliang be stumped by this kind of thing, and sneered, "I'm her godfather." ”

The other side was obviously stunned, and he was silent for more than ten seconds and couldn't hold back the next sentence.

After a while

"Excuse me."

The phone hung up, Bai Anliang shook his head and threw the phone aside, but he was a little curious, "Master, this is not the first time to chase you, right?" ”

"Ahem, of course not, this one is more persistent, and my mother likes him a lot."

"After all, she is the same generation as your mother, maybe she chased this one when she was chasing stars before."

I just heard Bai Anliang say that he was his godfather and he was not angry Master Liu, but this time he rolled his eyes.

"Don't make up my mom. I'm angry! ”

"I'm clearly choreographing you."

"That's not going to work either. My mouth is sour, and you still talk about me like that. ”

After saying this, Master Liu got up and ran to the bathroom.

She wasn't going to take a shower and rest, she was still far from resting.

The main thing is that the "cheese smell" is a bit weird and uncomfortable.

After a while, he hurriedly ran back, and jumped to Bai Anliang's side at once, "Continue and continue." ”

The call was also over, and Bai Anliang naturally had no reason to refuse.

But let's do it~

Because of the experience of the previous car, he reached for the small umbrella on the bedside table.

I got it and opened the package and just handed it to Master Liu, but she threw it away.

"I don't need to"

"It's not for you, I'll let you use it for me."

"Not allowed!"

At this time, Master Liu changed his face again, turned his back to untie his ponytail, let his long hair drape over his body, and then shook it vigorously.

Live like an angry lion cub.

The next thing was to bite Bai Anliang, the bite was really heavy, but before he could cry out in pain, the girl came to complain, "Mimi has it, I want it too!" ”

In the face of this demand for "equality", Bai Anliang obviously did not take a position of saying "no".

But before he could agree, Master Liu started on his own

Bai Anliang was immediately angry, gave her a "slap" and scolded: "Your nature has changed!" I haven't agreed yet~"

As a result, the teachers and classmates ignored him, and they had already taken the initiative anyway, so they had to hand it all over today.

——

The consequences of a flame can be unimaginable.

Actually. Sowing seeds and getting pregnant is also a matter of science.

Statistics show that the probability of a successful pregnancy in 1 month is 25%, the probability of 6 months is 40%, and the probability of a successful pregnancy in 12 months, that is, within 1 year, is 90%.

Of course, the number of times also has to keep up.

If the number of times is not enough, even if it is the girl's ovulation period, the probability of a successful time is theoretically 12.5%.

In fact, of course, it is not as high as 12.5%, and it fluctuates according to factors such as personal constitution and environment.

But let's ~

What if the number comes up?

"Hey, do you think I'm going to be infertile?" Bai Anliang muttered suddenly.

Hearing this, Qin Lan almost accidentally flashed her waist, and tried to hold back a smile and put down the document in her hand, "My dear boss, you are in good health like a cow, and you are still infertile?" I feel like you can have eight in one child. ”

"You give me a life?" Bai Anliang glared at her, is there such a curse? Also eight

"Me? I can't give birth, boss, if you want to have a child, some people are willing to give birth to you, you look for them. ”

Qin Lan's relaxed tone made Bai Anliang a little confused, "Huh? ”

The other party's beautiful eyes raised, "I'm serious, you're about to be thirty, it's normal to want to have children, men who have a successful career, don't they all want to make other aspects perfect, I guess you're not interested in getting married, having children."

"I mean, don't you want to give birth?"

Qin Lan patted her stomach, "I don't want to use it, can't I?" Having a child is too sinful and takes up too much time. And I'm going to give you a baby, who will run the company for you? Do you know how many things happen every day, the company can leave you, but it can't do without me! ”

In this proud tone, Bai Anliang suddenly found that he had accidentally developed a career-oriented woman.

Just as Qin Lan knew him, he also knew the other party.

So you can tell that this girl is not joking at all.

In the past, she even pondered about marrying Bai Anliang, and occasionally mentioned it when they drank a little wine together or lingered.

Now. It seems like it hasn't been mentioned in a few years.

More and more focused on the cause.

Bai Anliang didn't have to worry too much about Qin Lan suddenly coming up with some moth ideas like Da Mimi.

However, the other party's next sentence made Bai Anliang spray a little bit, "I froze my eggs." ”

"Huh?!"

"In case I regret it later, I heard about surrogacy last time."

"It's illegal." Bai Anliang hurriedly reminded.

"I know, I'll just mention it, I don't have an idea now, when I have an idea when I look back, maybe it'll be legal, or abroad, anyway, boss, don't beat me, I've been busy merging the group for the past two years, and I guess I'm going crazy!"

Obviously.

Qin Lan was a little misunderstood, she estimated that she really thought that Bai Anliang's idle egg hurt, and suddenly wanted to get her own child to play and enjoy the feeling of being a father.

A preventive shot was given first, for fear that he would worry about his stomach.

Career women are good.

However, career women, that is also women, Qin Lan quickly felt that something was wrong.

He was still smiling one second, and his face changed directly the next second.

Suddenly slapped the document on the table, "Boss, who's pregnant?!" ”

Bai Anliang: Abba Aba.

"Don't pretend to be stupid, you give me an honest explanation!" She frowned, and the face of a vixen appeared in her mind, "Is it Fan Xiaopang?!" ”

To tell the truth, she is too suspicious of Fan Xiaopang, this woman is definitely this kind of moth.

Bai Anliang was a little speechless when he heard this, "No one is pregnant. At least not yet. ”

He felt that what he said was still very rigorous, there was no problem at all, and even if he was hit, it wasn't so fast, and it would take some time to find out.

As for Fan Xiaopang, it's even more.

The last time was more than a month ago, and the two of them took measures.

That layer of protection is extremely tough, and it is impossible to break through it!

As a result, at this time, Bai Anliang's phone rang suddenly.

Hey, it's a coincidence, it's Fan Xiaopang who called.

Bai Anliang was not afraid of the shadow, and directly ordered the hands-free in front of Qin Lan.

Seeing his actions, Qin Lan lowered his suspicions a lot, after all, Bai Anliang was so frank and unrestrained

However, after turning on the speakerphone, Fan Xiaopang on the other end of the phone was not in a hurry to speak.

I clearly heard her take several deep breaths, but her voice was still a little trembling and panicked, "It's over, I'm pregnant!" ”

Burst!

Bai Anliang almost didn't have a mouthful of old blood and rushed out directly!

What the hell?

Suddenly my mind echoed: "Joseph, sit down and listen to me, what is in your heart."

"Are you listening?!"

Fan Xiaopang's tone didn't look like he was joking at all, and at this time, Qin Lan's face was already blue and looked at Bai Anliang's eyes, and he couldn't wait to eat him on the spot!

What did you just say?

Bai Anliang: Yes~ What did I just say?

That's not right!

He took the case, can this child be his own?

A wave of anger suddenly rose, meow, someone stole his house and stole to him? Do you really think he can't hold a knife in Baiwumen?

Qin Lan saw Bai Anliang's face change, but she was stunned for a moment, did not hesitate, and directly picked up her mobile phone, "What do you say is wrong with you?" ”

"Huh? You! Why are you?! ”

In the past, Fan Xiaopang, even if he heard Qin Lan's voice, he was afraid that he would have to say a few words to her, and arguing was a necessary process.

But this time, she was really panicked.

"Don't talk nonsense, what the hell is going on with you!"

"I, why didn't I tell you? What about Bai Anliang? Where did he go? ”

"I'm here"

"You guys!"

Obviously, Fan Xiaopang on the other end of the phone was already a little panicked, and after hearing Bai Anliang's voice, his voice was a little crying.

"What should I do? Do you want this kid?"

To be reasonable, with her posture, Bai Anliang's suspicious mind has received a few copies, isn't it?

didn't care that Qin Lan was still there, he said directly, "Are you sure you have been hit?" ”

"I've used seven or eight pregnancy tests!"

"No, we seemed to last time"

"Don't say it, my bastard brother, he played a prank, sneaked into my room and pricked me with a needle," Fan Xiaopang gritted his teeth.

Twelve-year-old bastard, doing such a thing. It seems possible.

Bai Anliang never imagined that he would be planted in the hands of this little kid one day.

Over there, Da Mi Mi and Master Liu, who deliberately learned from the west, have to wait for the follow-up, and one of them popped up directly here.

Facts have proved that Bai Anliang is unlikely to be infertile, and his physique may be quite active.

"Has your brother beaten him?" He asked with a sigh.

Fan Xiaopang was similar to his thoughts at this moment, and said viciously: "My parents are still fighting, I will continue to fight after he gets better." ”

It's good to be in the fight.

Bai Anliang breathed a sigh of relief and decided to go back and beat a few times to give this kid a full childhood.

As for the solution to this matter~

Actually, there are no more than two.

One is to knock it out directly, and now it's only been more than a month, and it will be easy to knock it out, and it won't affect Fan Xiaopang's follow-up career plan.

The other nature is to be born

If it was before, Bai Anliang would definitely be inclined to the former.

But for now~——

The book is expected to be completed within this month! A word of forenotice.

(End of chapter)